This imminent nuclear war is pissing me right off, I only did a big shop yesterday, what was the point if we're all atomised by teatime tonight

Might have had a derby day on the sauce lads

Lovely to see Leeds legend Johnathan Woodgate doing his bit for United on the bench there as well

Off to shout at hotels

Bit tight of United to hold a fire drill in the away end while the games still going on

And you, albino robot giant

Played Rico lad, you have a little breather

"Here's jerky" ? Awful stuff. Like boot leather with pepper on it.

Hey Dalot defenders Talk to me

LOL at Jenrick being found out because he left his resignation letter lying around and someone grassed him up The absolute incompetents who reckon themselves good enough to run the country, films you with hope, doesn't it...

Jenrick eh? Always the ones you least suspect if being cunts isn't it

Terry's wondering what comes next for the chocolate orange range

Somehow got embroiled in Bolton v Radcliffe beef earlier Twixt Bolton fans and the lad who stands behind me at OT Fully onside with the Bolton lot v ginger Radcliffe dick

Me when I see the word "Welbeck" and I'm instantly transported to that time he tried to chip Manuel Neuer

United need a player called Cagney, pronto

Four injured players back (Snaps pencil in Portuguese)

Happy new work wheels ordering day FTL A special shout out to Rach Reeves for saving us WFH lads from paying a penny more tax Delayed til 2030 at least, handily leaving a time bomb for whoever comes next / after I've packed it all in / after we've rejoined the EU so I'll not care either way

Imagine the old firm games if Celtic ever sacked a manager when Sean Dyche was available

(Scottish accent) "Right, the starting eleven - Jack Fletcher, Tyler Fletcher, Norman Stanley Flet... Ooo hang aboot got a wee bit carried away there hen"

When you remember what a few million quid can buy you in Portugal

Apropos of nothing at all share.google/XVonoNGUWhQV...

He's had the Spanish archer because he had a dig at Berrada, lads 6th with half the team in Africa or on the sick is about as good as it's been for years, even though it was shit to watch But if it gets Dalot a gig in Turkey, I'm all in

I'll be intolerant of any such examples going forward

This again

When Stuart Maconie turned into a small pink triangle

@infinitejest.bsky.social Don't ever waste my time again

Samuel L Jackson on that scene in Die Hard with a Vengeance where Bruce Willis has to wear a sign with"I HATE ....... " on it

That subs bench

NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, more like

This life threatening chest infection has been brought to you by The Bombardment, Valkyrie, and Operation Finale (half way through) All v recommended (not the luminous cough-up onslaught obv)

Just putting it out there that the Bryan Adams album Reckless has a song called Heaven on it Over to you, Boyle

Chin up Bambi

Prince Albert of Saxe-Coburg Gotha when he felt a finger up his bum

Chris Rea-per, more like!

Shirley Manson, answering the phone in 1995

Oh he DOES exist...

New Epstein images released

Herself is on her work Xmas do

Barbara Dickson wants a word

That was rougher than what the Everton lad got sent off for on his own player Do they just roll a dice? Evens yellow, odds red?

The side eye she gives me when this comes on Bit of a clue in the thumbnail there FTL music.youtube.com/watch?v=SPtV...

George Courtney reffing in the San Siro is it

How can this dross United be one bad result like West Ham or Everton off a champions league place Absolute Lidl league

Already chuckling at whatever time and day of the week that cup game will be played.

Great to see that Woolfe character from UKIP back in the news Big Mike Hookem putting him down for a nap at the European Parliament back in the day