You have to say there's some great aways potential for Spurs here

Leeds and Brentford now Monday nights Why not just sack weekend games off altogether eh? That expression of concern at the number of games moved to Mondays, Thursdays and Fridays really made them sit up and take notice didn't it

Bobby Brown, trying to get Whitney Houston out the bath so he can go for a piss, February 2012

Banking crash, Brexit, Covid, Trump cock waving exercise taking a fucking toll on the work pension lads

EV drivers now

The late kick off

WHY DON'T CITY FUCK OFF HOME

"Over now to Flock of Seagulls - lads, what country is the unfortunate victim of Trump's latest "I'm not in the Epstein Files" diversion tactic?"

If ever there was a tale for today

*Leggal claim

Anyway, as I understand it, having 5 MPs gets you unlimited coverage on Sky and a reserved seat on Question Time, I hope Polanski has sorted a rota out

Resurrecting this to include Lisa Stansfield in the Change video (Ironically she would've gone through the change by now I reckon) music.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z5n...

Just got an unbelievable last minute deal on two weeks in Jalisca, Mexico

David Cameron, 2016

I was walking the dog mate

You fucking what? Oh, yeah, the "Queen"

We need a kitsch "Di and Liz's ghosts looking down from the sky with a look of disgust on their face at Paedrow Paedbatten Paedsir" image lads, who's on it?

🎵 Looooove, it ain't something riding on a motorbike And loooove, I stopped loving you since the miners' strike 🎵

Duval had been Falling Down for a while I guess

One for the music quiz nerds here

Out tonight and a vegan food provider were putting their business woes on the minimum wage increase "Keep punching down then" did NOT settle their mind, shall we say.

Stage 2 social media cleansing done Facebook canned (Well, deactivated, I've got loads of photos in there) No god seeing the same racist cunts on there as you left Twitter to get away from really

Council bye election my way yesterday About 7600 eligible to vote 25% turnout Reform won by 36 votes and less than a third of the overall vote Greens were second, Labour (who had the seat til the fella died) fourth with 323 Cheers Starmer

Imagine being the billionaire owner of a football club, and that football club having to put out a statement as a put down to you.

Just a reminder that Ratcliffe cancelled making his Ineos Grenadier car at a factory in South Wales, and makes it in France instead.

Ratcliffe eh, who knew that about him, shocker really

LOL when Forest are just as shit in ten games and Dyche has a square go with Marinakis live on Sky at half time

That lass that was cut in half and buried in the garden by her missus Was she called Demi? (selects coat, leaves)

Zoom in to behold the people who want to stop people from working from home, cut minimum wage and vote away their healthcare Bonus points for the two who were fighting over Nora Batty on the way down

VAR getting a player a red card for denying a goal scoring opportunity when there was a goal, is it

"Them" conceding an injury time winner "Them" scoring an injury time winner

Does Morgan McSweeney want picking up in the morning, or something

Well, I know who's been very quiet throughout it all

Cannot tell you how many times I've been there and needed to say this, but didn't know how til yesterday

🎵 It's only a game so, put up a real good fight I'm gonna be embalming you, tonight 🎵

The same gaff didn't have any dog treats, but they did have pork scratchings. They came with the honey dip in the photo. Honey dip. With pork scratchings.

Had a bit of venison last night Not a huge portion, so it wasn't too deer

PJ, if you're watching, DMs are open

Still,good news about the TimTams and champagne in pints I suppose www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Uncanny

Braverman defecting to Reform eh

Can't find a pic of Martinez tackling Eze today and I've got such a good quip lined up for it I'm FUMING

💅🏻

"no fixture feeds off it's history quite like this one" Is he having some sort of medical incident?

American visa exam, Question 1. Which one of these guys killed two people and is alive, out of jail, making a very good living from the grift, and which one was executed on the spot as a domestic terrorist

Yer man from Earth Wind and Fire getting a run out for St Pauli there

Great news for the pension lads

🎵 I beg your pardon 🎵