Bill Werbeniuk's warm up in the Crucible bar

On review, it's a diverse set of stuff in my picture roll from yesterday Sat nav sent me back over Woodhead Pass for some reason an all, first time in years, bit of a treat

Suspect the lady swinging at air shouting "Munich cunts" on the forecourt after might have a different take

Well, that was alright

Anyway, early night cos I've to drive 3 hours for a football match that meant everything years ago, train scuffles, long escorts for the away etc but I can barely be arsed with now if it wasn't for the best pals I made along the way. Can't find a Macari gif so you'll have to make do with this

Robert E. Lee owned close to 200 slaves.

Getting quotes for a window cleaner and I can now see I completely wasted my time doing alright at school and bothering about promotions and pay rises and shit like that

Anyone else play that silly game where you go through the fixtures of the day in the Sky Sports app and count how many grounds you've been to? Just me? (Today - six)

RFK in the boozer garden here

Leroy Be-seein-ior more like

I'm in possession of photos of a removed womb I know pictures of feet and arses sell well, should I cash in?

Two countries for the price of one, with herself thrown in

Thank god he didn't touch his hair bobble, eh

Donnaonana, or summat

Sky scanning the crowd for the lad with the bottle rn

Chin up, this lad

Take yer pick

You eat chicken from cans you ginger cunt

Don't tell @harrymcnally.bsky.social ffs music.youtube.com/watch?v=3rMG...

🎵 up above the streets and the houses 🎵

Go home WARLOR41, you're pissed

Nobody survives a shoulder from (squints) Amad

Ugarte still not in his tracksuit

Let's rise above that kind of behaviour and move on from unpleasantness. I'll get the ball rolling by acknowledging Leeds' four greatest ever players 🤝

Dropspur, more like etc

Big night in lads

Your porn star name is favourite waterfall/favourite NHL franchise I'd be Gulfoss Pittsburgh

Mrs Trump having her Clinton moment, is it

Today's breakfast Lidl anchovies in chilli oil, with hard boiled eggs Gis a snog

Nope, nowt you can do mate, you're heading for wankruptcy

Josh Agle (Shag) I ripped one of his images off that internet, and got it put on a canvas. About 15 years later my daughter brought it up in her interview for Uni as the reason she got into art

Scott Pills, more like!

Right then, what's the connection between Neverending Story - Limahl The score to Scarface Electric Dreams - Phil Oakey

What's the odd one out, and why, from: Elizabeth My Dear, Stone Roses Around the World, Daft Punk Virginia Plain, Roxy Music Up the Junction, Squeeze (I stumped everyone at the quiz last night with this, so do your best 💅🏻)

Roy Keane, May 2002

Lot of people jealous of my pizza tonight apparently 💅🏻

When in France

Something about Ipswich signing a right winger, or whatever

Most of this is giving me pure

*Lincoln

Some bloke asked for a picture with the dog

Entertaining topsy-turvy draws is what I call yer ma

Why exactly does What's Up trigger lads so much? It's a decent pop song. She belts it out. There was a ravy davy remix. There's a thousand songs to get wound up by before you get to that. Genuinely a weird phenomenon.

Go get the cracked badge

I don't care that this means nowt to anyone else here, I had my fun and that's all that matters