I thought today was meant to be the worst day, the met office is now saying it's 36 here tomorrow, fucking hell.

The London Ambulance Service responded to the highest number of life-threatening emergencies in its history yesterday. The Chief Executive said this was "driven by the extreme heat across London".

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If you missed it yesterday, the satan Bandcamp is pretty much all pay-what-you-want at the moment, so fill your boots whilst you can! 20 years worth of material on there, so go nuts: worriedaboutsatan.bandcamp.com

Amazing that he considers both things to be insults. I guess he'd rather Burnham was some guy off a TV show who sexually assaults people.

Morning people who are desperately preparing to just live through today.

The climate scientists are telling us. We need to listen, and join the fight. Or we may literally be cooked. (Alt text is in the replies)

Blows my mind that this stuff is still advertised on TV and used by people who would rather risk getting cancer and polluting their own back yard than bend down to pull out a weed.

It's finally cooler outside than in, windows and doors open. Well done people, we made it. Same again but a bit worse tomorrow yeah?

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Can't believe Andy Burnham has renamed Number 10 Downing street after David Beckham's Number 10 Manchester United shirt.

“Do you plan to go to London soon, Count?”

"good to see ya" he says, patting her like the arm of a sofa.

It's already hotter outside than inside, the air is like an old duvet that's been resting on an oven.

I hope you're up and gathering cooler air for the day. It's going to be 25 degrees by 8am.

Trump should have just got RFK to say the algae has health benefits and had him drink a pint of it on TV. Then they could charge admission to the healing waters no matter what state it was in..

BREAKING - "the metal fence Trump is installing around the reflecting pool has somehow burst into flames.. and it has now collapsed into the pool, igniting the algae, creating what appears to be a toxic cloud."

Is he going to put a tarpaulin over the fencing and pretend this fuck up doesn't exist too?

Hydration break

While we all swelter and struggle to breathe the terrorist organisations are having a get together to demand more heat.

When they keep telling us that we can't afford net zero ... www.theguardian.com/environment/...

The air is like hot, damp, dog hair

When people can't get together to deal with climate change because of climate change it makes me think it's probably too late.

Wait: If my math is right then Elon Musk is… no longer a trillionaire?

Do you like the Pet Shop Boys? Do you like colouring in, or "mindfulness" as it's now called? Then today is your lucky day! HappyToast's "60 Pet Shop Boys Outfits (to colour in)" is now available!

Might start a .gov petition for Farage to wear a hotdog outfit whenever he appears on the news to complain about needing security or people asking about the £5million.

CEOs and governments going all-in on heat-emitting AI data centres around the globe while laying off workers during the climate crisis is some real “call the Avengers” stuff. But there are no Avengers.

Is the government providing any cool spaces for those in need like they do warmth ones in winter, or are they just expecting people to go and sit in supermarkets?

Farage saying he's the most physically attacked MP in a decade, when two MPs have been killed, one by someone who almost certainly agreed with his inflammatory immigration rhetoric.

This is so good

From this day in 2016. This single image reliably informed me of everything I would ever need to know about how much of a success Brexit was going to be.

Do you like the Pet Shop Boys? Do you like colouring in, or "mindfulness" as it's now called? Then today is your lucky day! HappyToast's "60 Pet Shop Boys Outfits (to colour in)" is now available!

I've done a new daft book. Patreon people can check it out now. Will announce it everywhere else tomorrow.

I think it's awful that men who can't grow beards feel the need to wear fake ones. He's fooling no one.

On the plus side, he's finally achieved his aim of doing something Reform voters want.

Remember him this way *forces out a tear*

@thecure.com are having a blast at the isle of wight on sky arts tonight.

“Wow, who would do such a thing”

Ninja Parade Slips By Town Unnoticed Once Again

FAO @captainhowdy.bsky.social

If you’d like, post one photo of a painting that you took with your very own hands.

10 years since Derek Griffiths told me he liked my Brian Cant tribute. The loveliest feeling.

*opening curtains* Happy solsti..

Animal's Farm

Watching a kung fu movie with @captainhowdy.bsky.social there's a guy called Joey Demon fighting a gang of baddies on roller skates in a 4" deep pond of fairy liquid that looks like Trump's reflecting pool. Did I mention the skulls he wears that turn into child acrobats?

Why does everyone forget that Michael Caine ISN'T the only human actor in Muppets Christmas Carol?

idly watching Australia - USA in the pub and it feels vaguely wrong, like watching cats playing fetch