I have no idea what that was about #drwho'sfishfight

Well and truly barnacled #drwho'sfishfight

What the hell? Go back to the dogs, have they drowned them all? Never mind her being sad and tired. #drwho'sfishfight

Just watched Strange Journey, the new Rocky Horror documentary from Richard O'Brien's son. What a perfectly beautiful thing. I wish more film docs were as well researched and made.

What's behind door 21 of the HappyToast advent calendar?

The Halfway House is a perfect pre Christmas spooky old thing

Second Christmas dinner done, veggie pigs in blankets count 5, slightly disappointed by Sainsbury's fake turkey this year. Overall 8/10

Shocking oversight that there isn't a Christmas Columbo episode

Seeing as it's Bod night, have the long lost 2000ad Special youtu.be/CFVq7vPtWno?...

I hope Diana Ross and the Jackson estate will be suing Trump/the white house for this. Say 5 billion dollars shall we?

What's behind door 20 on the HappyToast advent calendar?

"if we need that extra push over the cliffs of insanity"

Hard at work, protecting the American public

Mrs Toast wants to know how Cliff's jacket has got a collar AND a hood? #totp

Loving the updated White House portrait.

Flying Pickets cover of Only You is utterly haunting and ruined by them looking like the Bash Street Kids on the dole #totp

London beat all look too old to be doing that. #totp

I mean come on

I know it’s not the worst thing about this but the fact they didn’t match the font is so typical. All about the symbolism, never any thought past the surface.

Waiting for this to be pulled off air #totp

Remember that time Debbie Harry was all Kate Bush singing a song by Nile Rogers in a video by Geiger? Yeah, fun times, no wait what? youtu.be/CbIfKQTY50I?...

She's not doing her bum dance #totp

Baby Spice's vocal is only audible to ghosts and certain moths #totp

This was number 1? #totp

I have no memory of this, and hate that I am seeing it now #totp

Is that Boris Johnson singing along creepily in the grey shirt? #totp

"remember when I got Elon to make loads of people in government unemployed while he stole all the data, great times anyway, on an unrelated note.."

To sum up then #totp

Nicky Wires come as a cartoon emo #totp

Seeing as they've broken the legal deadline, can't they simply put Trump in prison until the Epstein files are released? It's only for two weeks right?

Bad enough someone replying with a twee "I stole your post" message but their account is full of ai too. Instablock.

A month?! Boy Zuckerberg really lost money on that metaverse didn't he.

America's feeling the pinch far worse than during the 2008 financial crisis. But it's ok because the Billionaires will trickle down that money any minute right?

🎵Hwre ar gyfer Mari Lwyd!🎵

What's behind door number 19 of the HappyToast advent calendar?

Jaws Close Encounters Raiders Jurassic Park Catch me if you can Special mentions Columbo Murder by the Book Ai

In honour of President Trump I am renaming my anus. It will now be known as the Donald Trump Stinkhole. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

What’s behind door 18 of the HappyToast advent calendar?

Just seen Cynthia Erivo is doing a stage version of Dracula in February and fuck me I thought they said theatre wasn't for the super rich. Mind you I can't afford the train down either. Fingers crossed it gets a cinema or SkyArts showing

Just had an easy peeler, like someone picked all the worst parts of orange fruit and put them in to one market dominating abomination.

The Golden Globes will be on tiktok, Screen Actors Guild will be on Vimeo and The Baftas will be on cinefilm at your local church hall.

BREAKING on MS NOW: Jack Smith, in his opening statement to House Judiciary, says: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that The Emperor wasn't wearing an elaborate costume only visible to clever people but in fact wasn't wearing any clothes at all"

Can't wait for this latest thing that everyone already knows to make a difference

Watching the Spiderman Brand New Day leaked trailer and I can't believe Spiderman does a web swing, amazing stuff, well I think that's what he's doing, it's so blurry it's like watching spiderman pyjamas flapping on a washing line through a misted window after rubbing your eyes for 10 minutes.

Watching that remastered Beatles Anthology thing and they really have gone too far with the upscaling