I can't believe the shareholders who get richer if they vote for a man to be richer voted for a man to be richer.

“..You look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you... for the last time will you sit down”

Has he been to Kim Jong Un's barber?

meanwhile RFK Jr fled like the guy was a life-sized vaccine

Empathy levels zero

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

Gremlins 3 has been greenlit by Warner Bros, and will release in theaters on November 19, 2027. Christopher Columbus will direct. #Gremlins #Gremlins3

"Love you, scars, screaming and all" Print available now

Watching the recent Radiohead gig and Thom Yorke seems to have gone full club singer and at times venturing even further in to Teacher from Peanuts territory.

That's a proper Christmas advert. youtu.be/X_6xpABXBM8

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Apparently loads of my work is being sold on that Ali Express, if you're an artist who tries to make a living from your work I suggest you check if your stuff is there too.

hahahahaha SHOCKEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Labour in the pockets of fossil fuels. Utter shits.

How do you find out if you've been labelled as rude? Are my fireworks rude?

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

That road runner video is ai, stop sharing it, the movements are floaty and it goes way too fast at the end. Plus road runners run with their heads down not up. Stop letting ai slop poison the internet.

Well that's my album cover sorted

Not a fan of fireworks, but I do love dicking about with Sparklers

Features some choice quotes from Reform voters. Leopards, faces etc www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

It's only the planet's lungs, what's the worst that could happen. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Lost the ability to breathe for a second

Has Donald's dementia got so bad he needs reminding?

Spray tan = $150 Waxing = $100 half leg, $200 full leg Complimentary prosecco 🥂 Walk-ins accepted!! 💝

That opening note is like a time machine.

Just thinking of the chaos and screaming and tantrums and high blood pressure going on in the whitehouse right now.

Good morning slightly brighter world. youtu.be/H4j3ToT_uVY?...

Christmas is ruined #theAdvertisaLie

Can't help thinking John Lewis have misjudged their audience with this advert. They're more likely to be the parents of the Dad, they don't want reminding of the time they had to collect their son from A&E after he did some bad pills at a warehouse all nighter and needed his stomach pumped.

I've probably moaned about it before, but AI really makes drawing hell. I've been doing this one picture for hours, all the time doubting voices in my head go on about what a chump I am for having such a tedious and long winded process that's in no way cost effective. And I should just "type it in".

Tonight.... He's back from the crypt. #LouisJourdan #SusanPenhaligon #FrankFinlay stars in: 🧛‍♂️ COUNT DRACULA (1977) 9:10pm. Part One of the classic 70s adaptation. (the concluding part is showing tomorrow, Wednesday 5th November at 9pm) #TPTVsubtitles

Disappointing lack of space travel despite eating the whole pack

Just seen the new John Lewis ad, a middle class, wealthy dad is reminded of his clubbing days by his surly son, goes out and scores some e's and cheap blow from a whimsical animated character in a car park. He's arrested dancing in just a shirt on a roundabout on Boxing day. Where Love Lives plays.

Had a dream that I was visiting a place I've been to loads of times, enjoying looking through artwork and papers that I know inside out and recalling previous visits. Just realised that the sense of time and nostalgia was all part of the dream and it was an entirely made up place.

New awareness campaign

It's weird how food and eating for survival feature in so many computer games but so few require going to the toilet.

I've drawn a vein diagram

Would love to know what the people of Jaywick, the most deprived part of the UK and that neighbours Clacton have to say about Farage thinking people on minimum wage get paid too much.

This line needs be trotted out in a campaign on Tik Tok

Looking up death statistics (always fun and surprising) half of the 21,000 or so accidental UK deaths are falls, poisonings claim a quarter, far more than road accidents (7%) Knife/sharp object deaths account for around 260, guns 29. Less than 600 homicides per year seems remarkable for 70m people.

Elon Musk, "Cornwall is protected from wolves by a wall of corn, Tower Hamlets are tiny villages way up in the clouds, Swans are mythical creatures like Pegasus that the Royal family ride, they've got a prince who is a whale, a bear in a coat kills people. This has happened many times in Britain"

Just seen a longer version of the Christmas advert, hope they're selling plush Zalgos in the shops