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Here's an easter egg in the new Lego Batman that I think all of you will REALLY appreciate. It's so good, I had to make a video.

You know what, I love little guys, I'm gonna make a thread. Will update every time I think of more 🔽🧵: - Faience Hippo (William) Middle Kingdom. Egypt - Amber Bear. Mesolithic or Proto-Neolithic. Poland - Hedgehog holding bowl. Early Cycladic II period. Greece. - Bowl with feet. Predynastic. Egypt.

Tree update: they’ve still got them

if you need a random daily distraction, or if you're a democracy-minded etsy witch, the day of the UFC fight is now in the 10-day forecast and has been hovering around a 40% chance of thunderstorms

Here are He-Man and Battle-Cat, probably looking for burglars to catch or something, you know what they're like.

I do always enjoy it when a Duplass Brother appears though. Why not, chuck one in. Was it Mark or Jay? That's like asking which Chuckle is Paul and which is Barry. It's irrelevant. To me. And to you.

"I'm going to eat you in the garage," I say to my banana, as I walk into what I believed to be an unoccupied garage

Asked son to add a critter to our cat lady friend's birthday card. She will be delighted with this.

i also have very little to add to this other than if you fell for this extremely artificial panic, fucking shame on you, and it got you absolutely nothing and nowhere and now your life is worse too.

You REPRIMAND Tomatillo? You place him on the PERFORMANCE PLAN?

It’s Jadzia now, thanks.

Asked son to add a critter to our cat lady friend's birthday card. She will be delighted with this.

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Remember to check for wildlife when tidying the garden! 🦔 ✂️🚫 Leave grass unmown – but if you must mow, leave a corner or edge untouched. Check carefully for #hedgehogs & other wildlife before you start, then cut initially to a foot tall. Check again before cutting shorter! 📷 BHPS/Rob Lamont

#RecipeOfTheDay goes by the name of Cheesecake in a Glass in my house, where it happens to be very popular! www.nigella.com/recipes/chee...

He lives in a pineapple under the sea.

The gay agenda is to be left alone to live happy fulfilling lives without fear or judgment, with equal rights and access to societal staples. That's it. It's so simple. And yet. Pride 2026.

"There is value in tradition until it becomes a chain wrapped around the neck of a child." -- N. K. Jemisin, from her SFWA Grandmaster speech.

can I get a Hell Yeah in the chat

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Connecting Wall. 4 groups of 4 words are hidden in the grid. Each day a new wall. Send me your 4 groups plus a connection for each group. This is just for fun! There's no time limit but solutions will be revealed 6pm (UK time) each day. THERE ARE NO PRIZES! Here is grid No.220.

There are people being real wild in these comments but as the parent of a trans child who got to watch IN REAL TIME as the expectations for/behavior toward that child shifted, you all have a list of “that’s a girl thing” in your brain and if you say you don’t…you do. Lol

❗️FBI is reaching out to people who were previously arrested by NJSP during protests outside Delaney Hall. Some have received phone calls or door knocks. National Lawyers Guild is spreading an advisory for people to contact their hotline if feds come knocking:

New Metaphor just dropped

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If it helps it’s useful to remember that the U.K. is a caste society whose major institutions are effectively run for and by the 7-8 per cent of the population who go to public school

Far right newspapers are trying to run a smear campaign against Misan Harriman. We can't let them. Add your name to the open letter, and stand against hate and division. goodlawproject.org/s/4ca10b

The UK is starting to reject Palantir. Be part of the movement and email your local NHS Trust https://notopalantir.goodlawproject.org/email-to-target/stop-palantir-in-the-nhs/

This is flawless stuff 👏

I'm away on holiday until next Monday, but I'd love to return to a few new orders! Use SUNBURN10 at checkout for 10% off your order I've also added some new prints to my Studio Seconds collection, where you can snap up slightly imperfect prints at bargain prices. www.infinitebacon.com Thank you!

Honestly incredible stuff but this made me gasp: "For $100 million a year we can get clean oceans,” he said. This is less than the annual marketing budget of most major consumer goods companies that produce the plastic The Ocean Cleanup is pulling from the sea. techfixated.com/young-invent...

Just bunged a load more games on Vinted. Help me clear some space please! www.vinted.co.uk/member/31283...

You wouldn't trust JD Vance with a tenner to go to Pret and get your lunch, would you. You wouldn't ask him to watch your kids for a couple of hours either. Just a ghastly, hollow marionette fashioned out of elbow skin and broken toilet seats.

An Englishman driving in wales stops and shouts “I say, Dai! Dai! Can you tell me the way to Carmarthen?” The welsh bloke asks “how did you know my name was Dai?”, to which the Englishman says “I guessed”. The Welshman replies “you can fucking guess your way to Carmarthen then”.

sidebar to this: ANY Catholic can do baptisms. lay people are allowed to do them as long as we can say we thought the baptised was at risk of death somehow. which is a remarkably low bar in modern life, with cars wizzing around etc. And once it's done, you're a full Catholic, in the church's eyes

Cabin Pressure is honestly one of the best British sitcoms of the 21st Century so far - if you haven't heard any of it yet, treat yerself

Discworld QOTD, from Maskerade

Definitely keeping this in my back pocket in case I need it.

Gods know we need cheering up today: 🧵

oh come on you cannot do this to all the television dads in one day

I was trying to think of a way to describe the straight men who have hit on me throughout my life and basically all I could come up with is it’s the type of guy who would say something like “Actually, it’s SIR Terry Pratchett”

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I have been aware of Froglets for 8 secs and would immediately give my life to protect them.

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if you haven't heard Cabin Pressure, treat yourself. He's marvellous as Herc Shipwright