I also would like businesses to do shit for me for free

Made a fun little button for spooky season with watercolors. #kpopDemonHunters #sussie

Daily bunny no.3086 unearths a tome

"kristi noem and corey lewandowski, who we can confirm are not only dating but running DHS together" absolutely cursed sentence

Take your Kimmel protest energy and use it to freeze out that hateful JKR too! Maybe HP was a part of your childhood. Well now it's a slap in the face and a dagger in the back of people who just wanna live. Don't let her see a dime!

You can’t fix autism because autistic people are not broken.

Even if vaccines *did* cause autism, it's a ridiculously easy choice to make. Do you want your kid to die in agony of an easily-preventable illness, or do you want them to, for example, have 259 different versions of "California Girls" on their hard drive?

WOW! Keep joining, keep coming! We've got 4 years to punt the fash (all of them) off the electoral map! join.greenparty.org.uk

The alien abductors have the opportunity to do the FUNNIEST SHIT on Wednesday.

Do it

Me: the internet is awful and you should avoid it Also me: IT'S FAT BEAR WEEK CHECK YOUR PHONE DHAIFBSJ

while very aware that all of these either started in the 80s or ended in the 00s: (WOW, WHAT A LOT OF FOUND-FAMILY-OF-NERDS-AND-LOSERS SHOWS GRABBED YOU IN YOUR TEENS AND STAYED WITH YOU FOR LIFE, GABBY, I WONDER WHAT COMFORT YOU SAW IN THOSE AT THE TIME)

shit ain’t over til it’s over

Sneak sneak. Scrimble scramble. Climb climb.

What if... shhh, listen a sec, listen a sec... I promise it's a good idea... what if... I climbed a cathedral in the middle of the night? Tho? What if... I did that?

Tiny, confused, and wondering where the weekend went. #MondayMotivation 📷 Paul Browning

My mum and her mate are coming so that he has some people to see him off. If you fancy raising a cup of tea at 11am and joining, please do.

Burying some unidentified Victorian bones found in an auction house this morning. Mondays eh.

Here comes the sun a look back to sunrise & sunset with our farmily of farm animals

Wobbly cats just never stop amazing me 😮😍

Like bro... shit is afoot as fuck...

Something is so fuckeng afoot

It’s true!!

I always found SpongeBob and Patrick being friends amusing. Because in reality, Patrick would’ve eaten SpongeBob, or SpongeBob would’ve been infested with snapping shrimp.

Hey, Autism is not a disease. While not all Autistics have food aversion, it is found in a lot of Autistic and neurodivergent folk. If you want to stick it to the people sharing and celebrating the spreading of misinformation about Autism, share stuff made by Autistic folk. Like my book:

Here's a great excerpt from @stefanfatsis.bsky.social's superb new book, Unabridged, which, trust me, you want to read.

Daily bunny no.3085 is heading into town

This is the vibe I wish to bring to the function.

I of course welcome the recognition of the state of Palestine. And there won't be a Palestinian state left if government's continue enabling Israel's unfolding genocide. Labour can't credibly support Palestinian statehood whilst also continuing to arm Israel.

Are you free next Sunday? Do you live in Oxford? I'm running a noticing workshop at Caper Books for children ages 5 to 9. We'll be finding joyous, tiny stories in ordinary things to help with overwhelm and discover magic in the everyday! And tickets are only £3! To book: tinyurl.com/4tutvvfm #oxford

Yes!! FINALLY a politician debunking the household budget analogy AND making the obvious but never talked about point that investment in the NHS pays itself back many times over due to a healthier working population. More of this please @zackpolanski.bsky.social it's SUCH a breath of fresh air.

I definitely prefer this take: All sports are co-ed unless there is a definitive reason, supported by research, to make a sport gender-segregated. Segregation should always be viewed with suspicion.

Here's one I prepared earlier

Headlines, clickbait & tabloids, infotainment, populism & sensationalism shorten news & reports to soundbites often leaving no room for even the most basic facts essential to understand or quantify problems. They stand in the way of solutions. #GoodMorning, everyone.

I got back to my hotel and saw the foreground involved FALL FOLIAGE! In California! I had to stay up to finish the edit. Glad to live in this universe with you all ❤️

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Every action has a reaction. Every pound the government spends becomes someone’s income, which creates tax, confidence and prosperity. Yet politicians and journalists still talk about spending as if it’s waste. In this video, I explain why that’s wrong. youtu.be/tDOiRh15Wj0?...

Daily bunny no.3083 going for a ride

Do not punish the behaviour you want to see.

Bring back 20-24 episode seasons of TV.

Taking official photos of my chocolates for the website is always tricky. They are so shiny you can always see reflections, and without fancy equipment it’s a game of trial and error. In this one, you can actually spot what a chocolate sees in the final moments before I eat it.

"You are seen and you are loved" without the promise of safety or protection is a meaningless, hollow gesture. We need people to embody "You will be safe, and you will be protected." We need people to actually do something and stand up for trans rights. When all we want is to be able to exist.

HELL YES please sign this. Keep all #GreenParty events #trans inclusive & only for inclusive organisations! 💚💚💚

Since this whole debate is still happening, and since we are still not listening I will summarize what I understand the argument to be in the Lingua Franca of white nerds: Lord of the Rings analogies.

We're like 8 years from SUVs that need an inflatable slide for emergency exits

I drawed a dinosaur. #SciArt

Despite the heat, things are starting to feel autumnal at Ferry Meadows.

Stickers you can hear...

Reminder: The existence of these in most Scottish supermarkets and corner shops is proof that anyone shilling for the notion that multiculturalism can't work on this island is a charlatan

🚨NEW: "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" just dropped its first response to ABC, FCC chair, and Disney firing Jimmy Kimmel. Trump ain't sleeping tonight. 🤣 This is a must-watch. 🔥