LOOK AT HIS LITTLE SOCKS 🥰

Hi folks, a bits box plea! I’m after some of this era of plastic wolf mounts, believe they were packed in with a variety of stuff. Don’t need the riders. Anybody got any kicking about? I could buy the Old World box, but hoping to find some for trade or cheaper before resorting to that! #Nerdlings

No. Racism is not a “legitimate concern”. It’s an immoral attitude that needs to be stamped out

Was about to photoshop an Aussie hat on Michael Gambon and then realised that's Maigret, not Magritte. I'm tired.

Like so? 😁

Thank you! A couple of days later and he's done. Had to improvise the colours a bit based on threads in my collection.

Every selfish entitled cunt in Birmingham has decided to be on the road at the same time this afternoon. Fuck off and let the buses through.

i think about this post every time i watch a movie

Supposed to be having a nice little weekend break in Liverpool with the husband, but we've already had to rebook both our accommodation and our travel due to C i r c u m s t a n c e s. Ugh.

It's Monday, then

And this one. Gonna hang it in the bathroom. #cross-stitch

And now framed. Having a Dunelm opposite work is a godsend for stuff like this. #cross-stitch

Calling it finished. Try not to stare too long. #cross-stitch

"Finished" this one some months back but only just got around to backing it. Not sure whether to frame it or just pink the edges and let it flap. Original artist on Instagram: www.instagram.com/moh_pix?igsh... #cross-stitch

"Finished" this one some months back but only just got around to backing it. Not sure whether to frame it or just pink the edges and let it flap. Original artist on Instagram: www.instagram.com/moh_pix?igsh... #cross-stitch

Staffroom TV was on GBNews 🤢

#cross-stitch people - does anyone have any hints and tips for stitching on evenweave rather than aida? I'm finding it very hard work and I'm wondering what I'm doing wrong!

Reminder: THE INTERNET IS A PALANTIR. DO NOT BE DENETHOR.

Good morning skeeters. Redbubble is having another sale, so there's 25% off everything across both my shops. The tank stuff shop: www.redbubble.com/people/uktan... The queer stuff shop: www.redbubble.com/people/Grows...

I'm married to him, and my entire life is an angry upvote.

The thing with Bitterns is that the second one is always the hardest to spot. Once Bittern, twice shy.

I do a comic about ornithological vocabulary for every issue of the Cornell Lab of Ornithology's wonderful Living Bird magazine. Here's the latest one, featuring the American Bittern.

Oh no a new pattern fell into my basket. Mods help help help help.

Taken an inventory of all my cross stitch threads and it turns out that I really don't have that many at all, and there are several glaring omissions on my collection, and it's only right and proper that I correct this, and it's payday tomorrow, and...

I’ve just come by a lot of photos from a line-crossing ceremony aboard HMS Albion in the 1950s, and I’d like to do a blogpost about them. Is there anyone in my circle who’s RN or ex-RN who’d be willing to answer some questions about the tradition of line-crossing, and talk about their experiences?

Got there eventually and had the appointment. Now got a follow-up next week and a follow-up-follow-up the week after. Nice to have things in motion.

Good news everyone! I've discovered a way to make cross-stitch even worse for my eyes.

Yes hello I see you've been to Greggs

Mixtapes of his own creation, assembled from random LPs picked up from charity shops. The spare seconds at the end of each side he would fill with various horror movie sound effects, as he'd got hold of an album full of them for some reason. Made it very difficult to sleep on long journeys.

Just spent half the evening trying to come up with a four-fold-symmetrical geometric mosaic that wasn't full of accidental swastikas. Gave up.

As promised: another LIMITED run of our Antifa miniatures shirt courtesy of SlowDeath Games. Only in the shop for a couple of days so nobody's waiting forever for these to arrive. Grab yours now, terrorists!

Hmm... Is this anything?

The millennial urge to cross-stitch a load of Windows 95 icons. Nostalgia is weird.

As it's Market Garden season again, why not treat yourself to an appropriate mug? No, not Monty. An actual mug. uktankmarkings.redbubble.com

Not one but two bus breakdowns on the way to work this morning. Happy Friday everyone!

Washed and framed. I still don't really know what I'm doing when it comes to finishing the backs, but it seems to work. #cross-stitch

The rank, stinking hypocrisy.

Finally finished! The actual stitching at least. Just needs washing, ironing and framing. #cross-stitch

Why does everybody always want everything in the last ten minutes of the day? "Oh but I need it first thing in the morning." Fucking send it earlier then. Argh.

As it's Market Garden season again, why not treat yourself to an appropriate mug? No, not Monty. An actual mug. uktankmarkings.redbubble.com

RIP robert redford i will miss your delicious salad dressings most of all,,

Not much point in muting certain people and certain keywords when folks just start posting screenshots of the very stuff I'm trying to get rid of. I'm gonna have to go all-in and just mute accounts now.

There's no excuse of ignorance any more. Every single person on that fascist march knew who Tommy Robinson was and every single one of them knew why they were there. This isn't Brexit. People weren't conned. They willingly went out to join in, led by a five times jailed thug. Stop making excuses.

Last day of the (current) sale today, folks.

I know everyone says people are friendlier up north, but they need to try the coffee shops in Manchester's Northern Quarter, where you're greeted with deliberate, practised insouciance at best.

The harsh crackdown on anyone who doesn't properly mourn Charlie Kirk and pretend he was a good guy is polarizing me more and more in the opposite direction. He was a vile, hateful little man who wanted people like me lynched. The more you scream at me for pointing that out, the more I'll say it.

Familial duty done, back to Brum Fingers crossed for no flagshagging neanderthals on the way home.

The average far-right voters internationally seem to almost always be middle-aged, economically comfortable to moderately wealthy men who want to make their mid-life crises everyone else's problem.

I mean, call me a Loony Lefty if you want, but it *is* starting to look a bit weird arresting disabled pensioners protesting peacefully one day and telling coked up bellends attacking you to “calm down” another day the same month. Obviously, just my opinion. I might have got it wrong.