Forget friends-with-benefits, surely the superior choice is enemies-with-benefits? Enemies with benemies

Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

Thinking of summing myself up in a nutshell, but not sure if Detroit Pizza delivers to nutshells.

Are you ready for "Shadow of the Beast + Bionic Commando"? I have a Launch Date for ChainStaff! 🥳 It's hitting Steam, Switch, Playstation, and Xbox all on April 8th. Full trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR_O... Store links below. Pre-order is also up for Switch/Xbox!!!

Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.

The little bubbles you sometimes get in crisps are actually potato farts.

Crikey, there's a lot of carrot in a carrot.

SOME EVIL CREATURES

New poster for James Bond: Goldeneye!

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Imagine thinking anyone wants to read another take on #crimsondesert . You all now it's ludicrously amazing, right? open.substack.com/pub/affectio...

From what I can tell this was Christopher Guest’s first produced screenplay after This Is Spinal Tap, and also his feature directorial debut. Not the first film about Hollywood, but one of the earlier ones to take aim at the whole notes-and-executives circus. #admitonedaily #thebigpicture

Weird that someone made a game about my butt

Shenmue-ass outfit

The blues

Spamtime! Listen to a passionate bore waffle about #S.T.A.L.K.E.R.2, #SniperElite: Resistance and #Atomfall as if he has a single clue about what he's talking about. I promise it's really good, actually: shows.acast.com/affectionate...

My #CrimsonDesert hot take, after two hours, is this: The cosmic joke exists and it's fully playable. This isn't a main course. It's a massive, deranged pudding. #CrimsonDessert

how dudes see themselves when they boot up Ridge Racer Type 4 for the millionth time It's me. I'm dudes.

Finally, A Mark Sorrell Substack. READ HIM. marksorrell.substack.com?r=nf00a&utm_...

Lovely addition to the collection, courtesy of @lostincult.co.uk

Going off the deep end this week with Kirk Ewing's magnificent JFK Reloaded: open.substack.com/pub/affectio...

Little does anyone know that thanks to Gashapon, a deadly duel is taking place in my house.

Also, every game that visibly draws on Zelda: LTTP for inspiration should include a super-super-super-super secret Chris Houlihan room, triggered by the oddest combo of things.

Minishoot Adventures should've gone all out, and subtitle itself 'A Link to the Blast'

Reeeeeeeee I have attempted to make another podcast episode! With monologues about #S.T.A.L.K.E.R.2, #Atomfall and #SniperElite: Resistance. open.substack.com/pub/affectio...

Every time I get a phishing email from 'Micrasoft'

Almost 20 years, jeez www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xpdp...

PlayStation Store has a number 'easy platinum' games, that are low in price but take barely any time to complete. What if we calculated the price-per-hour cost of these titles? e.g. Pickle Run is $7 and can be 'completed' in 40 seconds, which works out at $630 per hour! Some examples:

The original poster for Wrath of Khan before it changed its name to avoid similarities to another film franchise.

Off to the gym in a bit. Should I get shredded, or jacked? Built? Hench? Cut? Roided? STRIATED? CRENELLATED? CORRUGATED? Think I'll aim to get 'carbonated'.

Just for once, I'd like to read an autobiography that featured plenty of flinching.

bro just lost 37 trillion points

Happy 10th anniversary www.youtube.com/watch?v=er41...

Fried chicken is good, I hope they make a sequel.

Warriors: Abyss. 100x more than just another Hades clone! open.substack.com/pub/affectio...

Reanimal review, part 2: Good to see the Mari Lwyd still getting work.

every game should have a mont st michel level

Looksmaxing, 1994 edition

When my last publisher went bust I thought this book was destined to be out of print forever, but infinite thanks to the folks at Lost in Cult for bringing it back to life. New chapters! New insights! New full colour illustrations! Lavish production values! Beautiful typesetting!

My review of Reanimal: Pressing the run button makes you go up/down ladders faster. 10/10

Around 11,000 SKUs are available for discounted price on PlayStation Store today - 7,000 of those are games. It's an overlap day, so it's that particular lunar event of having two promotional cycles active at once. But still: 7,000 games is roughly half of the total available catalogue.

Since nitrous possession was criminalised, weekend mornings are no longer a glittering river of spent capsules, but you'll still hit the occasional ox-bow lake.

We do not talk about #deathloop enough, and it's my personal mission to praise #arkane until there are more Deathloops in the world. open.substack.com/pub/affectio...

Hot honey becoming the glitterbomb of the fast-food world.

Amazon page blurbs for games are often worth skimming, often deviate in odd ways from from download-store descriptions listed elsewhere. REVEL IN PERFECT DESIGN!

I'd have stopped playing Rise Of The Ronin quite some time ago, but my goodness... so many hats. Any modern review-scoring scheme really has to dispose of 'Replayability/Lastability' and replace it with 'Hat situation'.

This would’ve been my first time seeing Blade Runner on the big screen — the original theatrical cut. The superior Director’s Cut was still a few years away. What more is there to say? One of the greatest films ever made. #admitonedaily #bladerunner callsheetapp.com/movie/78

Had a dream where the new Resi game was an absolute disaster, so much so that I did a genuine cartoon WHEWF upon waking and reality rushing back in. Still not gonna pre-order, though. Nice try, algorithms! (Revelations 3, though, I'd stump up £60 in a heartbeat)

If you want to sell me a next-gen console, just fill its games with loads more little boxes and pots and crates for me to punch into pieces as I pootle about the place. I'm that easy to please.

Can't believe how terrible London's becoming, IPC and Gorgon City played a storefront gig in Farringdon AND I MISSED IT. Even the roving death sqauds (sic) wouldn't have put me off. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aupc...