When you have a funeral house search and a scrap metal yard inspection back to back on Monday.

Just bought my mate play doh, dirt and steam room scented perfumes for her birthday.

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Shame I'm not on the seafront for this sky but the shops make it somehow more arty.

Sea is lovely and glassy today.

The silver boots I donated to the charity shop have been deemed window worthy.

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I was at the cemetery today for another service so visited him. Mum tidied the grass and we left some flowers.

Burying some unidentified Victorian bones found in an auction house this morning. Mondays eh.

Subcontractor after subcontractor to keep the hands of the people making money out of it clean. RIP Victor Hugo Pereira Vargas and sorry you were failed so badly. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...

When I got the coroner report along with my funeral referral I was shocked at the litany of indifference and failures that pushed this man towards taking his life. Now that the inquest has finished, others can finally read about it too. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...

Just saw a man in a Tesco uniform shopping in Aldi with a Sainsbury's bag for life. Choose a side sir.

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It's Friday. It's the shortest amount of time anyone has ever owned a trouser press. youtu.be/tNqn5bKmKNc?...

I thought Mr Martin Money Tips was referring to me for a second there.

She's building up to it.

Calling Jeffrey Epstein ‘the paedophile financier’ makes him sound like something from Patisserie Valerie

I think Melania may be some form of japanese ghost.

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As I say of him in my second book, it will certainly feel like he's living forever.

I just saw a protein advent calendar.

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Going to a wedding dressed as the matrix.

Mate's getting married on a Monday of all things. Not here, this is where I'm staying. Just found a wedding gazebo in the grounds and messaged to see if they would be amenable...

Changed my Waze sat nav to football commentator and at the end of the journey he said it had, overall, been a great performance.

It’s the politicisation of the midlife crisis and I’m only half joking. Loneliness, divorce, redundancy/not getting the deference they feel is due at work, loss of power + seeing that decline reflected in your town. What’s more startling in a way is the over-50 female reform shift

Mum cooked me a 90 percent yorkshire tea.

Had a rare free afternoon so finally watched The Godfather. Should get around to Succesion in 2060.

Always sounds so bitchy.

About to become the millionth person to post about the Bourdon Street Chippy.

The lady serving in Tortilla said by the way you have a lovely energy and I have chosen to believe her.

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A racist mob menacing refugee children and our town. Read this and see what lies ahead, unless we act now | Anonymous

Keep waking up at 4.17 which feels very start of a horror movie.

Walked the long way home.

I know Busted have given themselves until the year 3000 for that song to go multi platinum but I still think they may have been overambitious.

A very good book in the window of my local independent bookshop this morning, @christinamartin.bsky.social

Tuesday.

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Coming up to the end of Mindhunter season two and about to join the ranks of the annoyed.

Bumped into the boss man earlier.

I still don’t know why 2 years ago it made me howl with laughter when a mate asked the waitress if they accepted American Express. So much so that the WhatsApp group is still called “do you accept American Express?”

In the room with the mastermind behind the room. Behind a row of Lisas.

Two copies in @waterstones.bsky.social Piccadilly. Now signed and they front faced them as I left 😊