I’m not sure about Slot’s quarter zip under a Harrington. They feel like they belong in different styles. A low V neck knit would’ve been a great Mod look.

Playing Curling is great for lighting. That reflection off the white ice really lifts everyone. #shallowolympics

Ken Hom?

I’ve just seen someone call themselves one of the wokest men on earth. Which is the most Bluesky thing I’ve ever seen.

How I’m I expected to watch Match of the Day today with all the other sport going on. The pressure is incredible.

Can you at least make your “pictures that would make a good album cover” square? Thank you.

I need a post that I repeatedly post every Sunday morning

Promise not to like this.

I’ve just told my bathroom to Fuck off very loudly if you’re wondering how I’m doing.

Rugby should think about adding some adverts

Made Cadbury’s shit

It’s actually not as much fun thrashing Wales as it should be. Just sad that Welsh rugby is on its arse at the min.

Can the camera zoom out a bit in the Rugby so we can actually see what’s happening or what plays are on?

Living in constant embarrassment of our national anthem.

The Americans know we hate the U S A! Chant and that’s pretty much why they do it.

Spurs have got to be the softest team to get this many sendings off.

It's so wild watching this knowing what we now know ☠️😒🤦🏽‍♂️

Bill Kill

Anyone else having issues with the Vinted app? It keeps failing on me and often just leaves me on the loading screen with the wheel of death.

Honestly if you were to ask me who the current King is I’d probably say Queen Elizabeth.

You shouldn’t make such sweeping statements without all the facts

The drone shots behind the downhill skiers are magnificent.

Honestly if you were to ask me who the current King is I’d probably say Queen Elizabeth.

The no clout King. I don’t think I’ve even had a pound note with his face on it yet.

Remember Friends? Not the TV show, just having friends?

It doesn’t feel like a Caturday #Caturday

Me reading your posts

Or better yet cancel the show. Remember when Jeremy Kyle was taken off air and there was outrage for ten minutes until we all realised the show was just a habit and literally no one missed it.

Can you block Americans from replying to jokes?

I suppose the replies are punishment for the joke being shit to begin with.

I’ve just finished deleting all my tweets praising Mandelson.

If you’ve developed a crush on me that’s on you at this point.

Remember Friends? Not the TV show, just having friends?

Do I look like someone who would enjoy receiving a Jonathan Pie clip?

I’d love to compete in Olympic level Curling but I haven’t got the stones for it.

I’ve just blocked someone for saying I did a Dad joke.

Where the big Sainos was in Newcastle-Under-Lyme that they left looking like a bomb site despite being given permission to open one across the other side of the road.

I’ve just finished deleting all my tweets praising Mandelson.

Stoke-on-Trent

I can live with that, but instead of Slough, move it to Birmingham

This is one of my main hobbyhorses. Move Parliament to Brum, put the ministries in offices they share with real businesses/schools etc.

If I had a hammer I’d win the end in Curling I’d win the end in Curling Because it is the last stone

Rugby Union showing adverts during the actual game sums them up perfectly. Adverts on the playing surface and 3/4 on a national kit was already pretty shameful.

Unimprovable segue in this week’s The Rest Is Politics QT, as Rory decries the putrid propaganda and bribery of Melania, before immediately recommending a new Amazon documentary about the King

The bad guys will be in prison in a couple of weeks. Chill out guys you know how this goes. Important bad man gets caught, important bad man goes to prison.

I’d love to compete in Olympic level Curling but I haven’t got the stones for it.

Your posts aren’t helping my superiority complex

If I start giving you compliments can you promise not to fall in love with me?

The bad guys will be in prison in a couple of weeks. Chill out guys you know how this goes. Important bad man gets caught, important bad man goes to prison.