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So glad to hear that no one has done anything wrong on here ever. Well done. Good on you, must be nice. Seems annoying but must feel nice for you.

I hate Bluesky on days like these.

Ok so if you’re playing golf you’re automatically playing with a cunt.

Walking past a crucifixion statue and saying “aaaah big stretch”

The England team had a kick about on the Central Line to acclimatise to the Miami heat and humidity.

Harry Kane sucking Trump’s orange dick. What a let down.

My ice cubes are popular. I keep putting some out for the neighbours and when I check an hour later they are all gone.

Walking past a crucifixion statue and saying “aaaah big stretch”

Heard that Bellingham played ping pong against Franco

Your dad’s done a Battle of the Boyne skit on Instagram.

China Crisis were named after when you’re doing well on Map Tap but a place in China comes up as the last location.

The most bland song you’ve ever/never heard just broke the consecutive UK number 1s record. Breaking that other bland song’s record no one really loves, that broke another bland song that everyone hates now.

The England team had a kick about on the Central Line to acclimatise to the Miami heat and humidity.

People who reply to me who don’t follow me will get the sarcasm.

I can’t believe Harry Kane is going to be wearing a MAGA cap to lead the England team out later. This is what you sound like.

when you ask an olden days pirate how old his son is

Bring back shouting “Timber!” As you run down a hill.

Drinking shandy today. It’s going to happen.

My ice cubes are popular. I keep putting some out for the neighbours and when I check an hour later they are all gone.

China Crisis were named after when you’re doing well on Map Tap but a place in China comes up as the last location.

It doesn’t feel like a Caturday #Caturday

So much luck today but still I would never cheat. I even accidentally clicked somewhere and it was closer than I where I was going for. www.maptap.gg July 11 96🔥 97🔥 99🎯 74😂 95🏅 Final score: 898

When meeting someone new put them on their toes by saying, “They said you’d be like this.”

Not saying it hot but I went to have a malted milk biscuit and it was warm.

I am going to the post office imminently if anyone wants anything (I meant art not Maltesers, sorry)

Ok so this guy is suggesting that he lies down and everybody blows him?

I’m watching a drama and seemingly it’s trying to say cults are bad.

It will be an honour to get beat by France in the final.

It sounds like Harry Kane is sat by the commentary team. #FRAMAR

I’ll accept my wrinkles When I get them.

Most comedy dramas should be known as heart warming comedies and most dramas should have more comedy in them because life and people are funny.

Don’t do the obvious Bonnie Tyler dying of a heart attack joke people will judge you. RIP

Werther’s Originals like there was some fake ass Werther’s going around

Werther’s Originals like there was some fake ass Werther’s going around

You need to see it in the flesh to really appreciate it but the textures and precision of this. Kept coming back to it and I don’t really know what it is about it.

No World Cup games today means no hydration breaks. I’m so thirsty.

Just melted some cheese on my neighbours car bonnet. Well I’m not daft enough to do it on mine.

Sorry I’ve not been having a go at you all recently I’ve been really ill. Nowt serious but annoying. I will remember those of you who have heeded my words in the past and any who have not will have their land and harvest burned by my dragons. Yes I am watching House of Dragons. #sponsored #HBO

The Map Tap cheats need to delete their accounts and ask the people of Clacton for their judgement.

Cunts Assemble : Infinity Bores

It’s pretty embarrassing for ITV and the BBC they haven’t put today’s World Cup games on the schedule.

I really want to hear from someone saying we should stop moaning about the heat so I can block them.

Ok so if I label you dark horses you get knocked out in the next round? Hello the new dark horses Norway

It’s pretty embarrassing for ITV and the BBC they haven’t put the Wednesday’s World Cup games on the schedule.

The roof at Wimbledon is woke.

Hearing the Cat Bin Lady is going to run against Nigel Farage in Clacton.

You wouldn’t think to look at me but I’m fucking mint at skimming stones.

It feels like you can’t even say Muse on here.