Believing everyone else is dishonest and in the make whilst doing that myself Voting only in my own interests Saying it’s mad to commit to one party and that you judge it election by election but then only ever voting Tory.

New daytime BBC show called Bastard Catchers

Autocorrect just changed Christmas ti Chris Stamp. Yeah it’s September I’m way more likely to be talking about English record producer and manager and younger brother of Terrence Stamp than the winter festival.

DFS don’t sell you. the Sofas in Their stores you Or der one and then they then make, And it like ages Before they deliver it I don’t like it x

I’ve just asked my mate for his Disney + login again. Protest work people.

BBC radio news leading with how bad conditions are in the asylum hotels. Is this the Rapture? It’s a start.

Jimmy Fallon is now working out the financials of getting cancelled by Trump.

Raptures are pack animals. They hunt in groups and are a lot more strategic than the rest of their species.

Packing an overnight bag for the Rapture.

Not the day to start anything other than a fight.

Raptures are pack animals. They hunt in groups and are a lot more strategic than the rest of their species.

The rapture is now a replacement bus service.

What caused Trump’s problems being rich on his head as a baby?

Jimmy Fallon is now working out the financials of getting cancelled by Trump.

Packing an overnight bag for the Rapture.

Should I eat before or after the Rapture?

In the last 20 years, the greatest improvement in sport has been the growth of the women’s game in football, cricket and rugby. Long may it continue.

Go Woke Go Broke.

Who invited you to the Rapture? (Derogatory)

Can’t wait to not watch Jimmy Kimmel again as should be my right as an American.

Me when I’ve got a new opinion about prisoner cell block h

No shit, Sherlock. Just fuck off, BBC.

Bought a better speaker as life is too short for shit speakers.

A lot is going on in my world but nothing is happening tonight so the sudden quiet has left me feeling so flat. I honestly don’t know what to do with my brain.

I hope he’s doing that dance when it happens

Speaking as a journalist, I’m not a journalist.

Starting every post with speaking as a journalist form now on.

Hi I’m David, and a fact about me, I get very nervous and dry mouthed when talking about myself publicly.

Just because I was walking past in the sun and I love it 😍

eat dog meat repeat.

What bloody rapture? Stop getting me excited.

So there are 3 priest and they live on this island Sounds a lot like Father Ted? Wow, how did you guess the title?

Most satire has always been quite limp so what’s your point. Yes you could make Father Ted if it hadn’t already been made. It would be mad rocking up with a pitch for it now.

Subcontractor after subcontractor to keep the hands of the people making money out of it clean. RIP Victor Hugo Pereira Vargas and sorry you were failed so badly. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...

Hi I’m David, and a fact about me, I get very nervous and dry mouthed when talking about myself publicly.

Speaking as a journalist, I’m not a journalist.

Starting every post with speaking as a journalist form now on.

Give me a second I’m trying.

Cancelled asking my mate for his Disney log in.

It’s really felt like Twitter on here today. (Derogatory)

I’m watching a show called Living Next Door to Putin.. Putin? Who the fuck is Putin

Batman Vs Cat Bin Lady

Quote post with a movie that involves a mask.

It’s really felt like Twitter on here today. (Derogatory)

I’m watching a show called Living Next Door to Putin.. Putin? Who the fuck is Putin

Arteta has done well putting together a squad that should win the league.

The shit replies are always off people that don’t follow me. I’ve said it before and if shows a lack of taste.

Would it be too hipster to get a rugby shirt cropped a bit. It’s so good but like a mini dress.

I wonder if Arsenal still need a goal late Arteta would be willing to throw on another centre back.

I got blocked for being a chippy prick. What’s your online adventure?