Frankenstein, better than the sum of its parts. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

I enjoyed Frankenstein but you could really tell how it was put together.

I saw a dog earlier that looked just like its owner. Has anyone seen this before?

It’s always where’s your poppy, never how’s your poppy.

Quentin Wilson lived in a flat I lived in in Leicester before me.

98 days ‘til Christmas

Me Flirting

James Martin drives with the radio off.

How is James Martin on the telly this much?

Lost 2 pound this week. The extreme stress diet. I wouldn’t recommend it but the results speak for themselves.

It’s always where’s your poppy, never how’s your poppy.

Swimming at 5, here’s a certificate for swimming 5 metres. Swimming in your 40s, swim half a mile a day just to feel the same.

The Thing 2 : It could be me or you.

Just given my Yodel delivery person 10 out of 10 and clicked on the biggest smile emoji they offered. Not saying I’m a good guy just that I’m at least trying to be.

It feels too early to receive a delivery of protein enriched zero sugar granola but here we are.

It doesn’t feel like a Caturday #Caturday

I’ve been laughing at this photoshop on the Channel 5’s Christmas movie for about 30 minutes now.

Reply guy says what?

Reply guy says what?

Bear with, I’m just liking all my own posts.

I’ve been laughing at this photoshop on the Channel 5’s Christmas movie for about 30 minutes now.

I really only come on here for me.

Disability benefits here in the UK are less than most people believe. They're harder to get than most people believe. Fraud is lower than most people believe. The evidence you need to get them is more than most people believe. The Government and media rely on this collective ignorance.

🎶 Souply having a wonderful soup season time. 🎵

99 days til Christmas

Today’s big question Am I somehow getting better looking?

Whilst pulling a moony. I am and always have been a Traitor.

A trillion dollars!? That’s like a trillion in dollars.

Whilst pulling a moony. I am and always have been a Traitor.

Today’s big question Am I somehow getting better looking?

Will be watching the traitors later with 2 people who haven’t watched it. This is going to be fun. Either they aren’t going to care (annoying) or they are going to ask too many questions (even more annoying)

100 days til Christmas.

Djemba-Djemba, the 5th of November

There are 2 ways to find out if it’s a supporting wall 1. Ask a builder 2. Knock it down.

What are people liking in trousers these days?

The Cuomo challenge. Keep adding vowels to your name until it doesn’t make sense.

To make the famous falling through the bar scene in Only Fools they had a expensive spinning bar rig made up that made it look like David Jason was falling but in fact he was the only actor and piece of set that wasn’t moving.

With the John Lewis advert going down so well what are you all going to buy me?

Getting bang into Christmas this year. Might even give someone a present.

With the John Lewis advert going down so well what are you all going to buy me?

All of which start with Christmas Day.

Crackers and Cheese Gromit Anyone else remember that?

It’s here and it’s too small!

New York has fallen In love with hope. Makes heart shape with hands.

To make the famous falling through the bar scene in Only Fools they had a expensive spinning bar rig made up that made it look like David Jason was falling but in fact he was the only actor and piece of set that wasn’t moving.

New York has fallen In love with hope. Makes heart shape with hands.

The Fart of Darkness Put a fart in a titties of a movie.

The Cuomo challenge. Keep adding vowels to your name until it doesn’t make sense.