It's very stupid when guys say they can't find a girl, yet they ignore me. It's like saying you are hungry when there's a hot dog outside that can perfectly quote old tweets

Ahhh, oooo, such boldness, I have put these four new nonfigurative free ranging drawing type things on my website under the Concoctions subheading (you’ll be relieved to learn) www.chloecumming.com/concoctions

As these are all connected, I’ve added all these ‘after Blake’ ink drawings, the Bowman and the three Caractacuses to my shop as originals (so I can sell my work directly/not have to do anything yucky like attempt to be amenable to arbiters and gatekeepers) thx, peace and love www.chloecumming.com

Let’s get violent for fun! (Or something) Here are some NEW WRESTLER DRAWINGS which are two Adrian Streets, a B Hart and an MJF. Ooo such colours, such colourfulness 🤼 www.chloecumming.com/wrestlerdraw...

Eddie Kingston on why he's still wrestling: "so I can pay off my home, and watch YouTube without commercials" #WatchROH

The BBC publicly stated they didn’t recognise my version of events, but I have quite a big file which I might one day deliver to them, it might jog their memories

Oh hell yeah

I’m concerned that my cat pissed on my shoe in the night, and that I’ve been walking around all day in a piss shoe

Introducing Personality Fire! The podcast for people who made the mistake of bringing their whole selves to work 🧑‍💻 ☕️ Join me, Elsa Williams, as I talk to a series of neurodivergent comedians, writers and performers about trying and failing in conventional workplaces. Warm regards. More soon.

Reading the guidance and what I'm gathering is: I shouldn't be using the men's changing rooms at my gym coz legally I'm a woman BUT: I wouldn't be allowed to use a women's changing room because I'm too manly BUT: Asking me directly about what sex I was born as shouldn't be done. Clear as mud.

AOC: This is what drinking water in Georgia looks like after Meta began data center construction in the community.

The way Mr. Spock pronounces the word: sensors. You can hear it in your head, can't you?

A thing that I take comfort in, though it’s a very small comfort, is that none of these people are happy, they don’t know how to be happy, and they will never be happy.

Anyway, if someone buys something I may feel slightly less compelled to post on terrible platforms. Thank youooo!

We need a bsky version of the Big Brother diary room so y'all have someplace to cry other than on main

35 years this has been in my head. 35 years.

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THE NEW IS NOTHING BUT A RESTATEMENT OF THE OLD

2/2 John devours the book, from Albrecht Dürer's Apocalypse, 1498. Marvelous masterpiece of visionary experience conveyed by the abstraction of woodcut. h/t Panofsky, who is still the best!

I have added today’s special little horse to this gallery, which hasn’t been mentioned for a while. It contains more of my more straightforward line-based pencil-based drawings, as well as life studies. I appreciate those who look. Thx . www.chloecumming.com/almost-drawi...

vexed with rapacious flights of screaming fowls, whose beaks are like so many insulting poniards

HEAD OF TEETH

Being focus* nowadays is hard enough for me. Without need of doing reels, recording my process, starting podcast. I don't want to do this shit. Don't expect from artists to be a fcking multimedia ninja. *AND not being angry at the same time.

NEW BOOK ALERT Climate change? Early modern recipes?? ALL THE THINGS. It's Environmental History! It's food history! It's social history! *Kermit panting*

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Meanwhile it’s a complete mystery why immigrants and children of immigrants are voting for other parties that are less shitty to immigrants. Nobody can figure it out

Tonight we congratulate our friend Stephen Colbert and his writers, staff and crew for eleven years of excellence. Watch Colbert’s finale tonight, and then never watch CBS again.

The times that a trans student has come out to me as a part of their self-discovery are sacred to me at a time when little else is. This is an abominable and unenforceable fascist tactic.

Mine are cheaper and non evil people can afford them

Introducing a full PR system before the next election would be a push. But if you wanted an interim, Reform-hampering alternative, placing alternative vote on top of the 650 existing constituencies might do the trick. Would also obviously make results (a bit) fairer.

This BBC article does its best to disguise just how atrocious this is. This is piracy in international waters. The illegal detention, torture, and abuse of people who have committed no crime. It is extremist. Imagine the response if Turkey did this to Israelis. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

RIP #MichaelKeating 'the funny one' and my instantly favourite in Blake's 7 when I was a kid. Rewatching as an adult you see his ingenious performance bringing an edge of reality to things, his cleverness, and often being the conscience of the gang.

Facebook has taken to showing things we post there to the random population as well as people who actually follow us, which means that everything we post now has Facebook arseholes commenting pointless shit as they have no context for what we do, so we post a lot less as its just constant conflict.

The thing is, even follower based social media creates a randomness that is quite hard for my brain to or properly process. We don't need ever more aggressive randomness. But they don't care what we need

I agree with you but also the framing of this painting's significance is bugging me. The idea of suggesting truly abstract art started in 1948 suggests they should've consulted an art historian. Kazimir Malevich was making abstract art in 1915. Kandinsky DIED before Pollock painted that.

Mine are cheaper and non evil people can afford them

I was thinking I might raise a glass of that dubious green whisky he enjoyed. Maybe tomorrow night when I've sourced some from my stockists.

Yes Sadiq

Possibly my favourite Blake's 7 episode is "Orbit", and that is pretty much all down to the way Keating plays Vila, and his sadness at *knowing* Avon would off him in a heartbeat if the dice fell that way.

Oh bugger off The Kremlin. No one likes you

Loved him. For all Vila’s wisecracking, Michael’s performance in Orbit is heartbreaking.

Meanwhile … www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

I am hungry

Just to be clear how little I’m exaggerating, in 2016, the UK Government actually advised trans people against travelling to certain US states due to the implementation of bathroom bans. @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social is now implementing those same bans across the UK. www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-u...

Congratulations to @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social on somehow making Theresa May’s Conservative Party the most socially progressive government of the last decade, I suppose. Really impressive to be that fucking ghoulish a person.