A friend in need's a friend indeed

not since the war of 1812 is there a better chance that they burn the white house down

Zuck is talking about cattle here, but this is also exactly how he thinks about humanity

I'll vote for any candidate that makes it legal to use the iron claw on anyone wearing meta pervert glasses

This time last year. Promises made promises kept!

Back when Williamsburg had burned out cars and no taxis would take you there

Today is a good day to remember that authoritarianism is not inevitable, overthrowing fascists is possible, and good things can still happen. www.pbs.org/newshour/wor...

Repost in the wake of the recent centrists vs Mamdani/DSA discourse

Good morning friends! You didn't ask for this life but you get to say yes to it each day and live as the beautiful organic messy wonderful learning creature you are! The world is a better place for you being in it and if you don't feel that's right then spend today making it so!

"we do six Watergates before lunch every day"

Rockaway, 2012

Hell's Kitchen. 2001

Editor: You get those photos of The Hateful Slate? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin joyous and welcoming just like you asked. Editor: what

Hello NYC DSA friends specifically

New Orleans, Seventh Ward

Watch to the end for the toughest looking orange cat I've ever seen

Contempt of court is nothing compared to contempt of cat

The churn and chaos is the point, as they day trade off of insider information

Can't emphasize enough how we're still living in the 1980s. The return of the 80s guys. And the 80s guys were just a return of the 50s guys.

Literally can't believe how much Idiocracy nailed it

We went through KTs parent's yearbooks after her dad passed and her mom had annotated all the pictures with who had passed over the years. It just said "Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead." as I flipped the pages increasingly woozy like Shelley Duvall finding Jack Nicholson's book in The Shining

Hear me out: Widow's Baywatch. The island needs hot life guards.

I wouldn't eat at restaurants that use ai for their social media. If they're trying to sell you with slop you can assume they're trying to feed you slop.

Just went outside in New Orleans at 1am and it felt like walking into a steam room

Having lived in NYC from Guiliani to Adams, survived 9/11, the great blackout, hurricane Sandy, never left for the pandemic, to see rich streamer kids from the suburbs move in and immediately enjoy the Mamdanissance I voted for in the primaries before I got priced out of my loft by said kids

Hi, we saw you from across the bar, and we'd like to give you health care.

I have begun percolating on it!

Hire Susannah! She's got one of the sharpest most incisive minds I've ever met. You need her clarity!

Sometimes the guy who balances stuff on his head while riding a bike just decides to balance the entire bike on his head

This guy's legendary. I once saw him do an entire loveseat on his head while on a citibike

Watching everything be better without you from Albania:

Sports sports sports Sport s

I need who comes next to erase him with the speed Mamdani did Adams in NYC

David Hockney was only 24 and a student when he did this massive canvas. Whenever possible see original art. Commune with the brush strokes.

Fling them into a volcano to appease the gods

An asshole with twenty dollars is his own problem. An asshole with a trillion dollars is *everyones* problem.

Too big to exist

I'll dedicate my life to electing any politician that commits to clawing back every penny and nationalizing all his companies and distributing the proceeds to the needy

RIP David Hockney. Since I first saw your work I've never seen a pool again without thinking of you

Empire

everybody that saged Madison Square Garden earlier today were really onto something

(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school

Actress Laverne Cox gives her take on Trump and the GOP’s obsession with trans issues

It's a Nazi bar and hanging out there is inexcusable. Paying for a blue check is like paying dues to the Nazi party in the 1930s.

J.Lo flying private from Beverly Hills and getting on the subway for the first time in 30 years to tell you you're not a New Yorker

"I can't pay no doctor bills But Prada's on the moon Ten years from now I'll be paying still While Prada's on the moon"

Can't believe you can just plant something and then butterflies show up??! For free????

You know Trump really leans hard into every hard syllable in "Knickerbocker"