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The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect

Jake Paul and Andrew Tate as a preview

if you're feeling slow and stupid you might just need to open a window to get some fresh air. If you're in a car, change your HVAC from "recirculate" to "fresh" every once in a while

This is like an Eric Fischl painting

Me, my brother, my cousins, my mom, my Cajun grandma. New Orleans East. Haynes Blvd.

Hello friends

My bonsai and junker

Fortunato Depero 1932 / Peter Saville 1981

FBI snitch reward gift cards or $50k fake signing bonuses or $1776 never paid to your widow when you're face down in Venezuela

WWJD? (WhatWouldJohnbrownDo)

Have you tried Apple's "Clean Up" ai function in Photos? It's advertised as being able to remove blemishes, distracting details, entire objects. But if you use it in any photo that contains nudity it switches to a censored pixelation mode. One step closer to my tweeted predictions.

In their corner: ownership of all three branches of government, all the media corporations, trillions of dollars, fossil fuel pipelines and data centers, social media platforms In our corner: a photographer took accurate portraits of them with their permission for a magazine owned by billionaires

Fake new year: January 1st Real new year: spring equinox

I updated to iOS 26. On the downside it's broken basic core functionality and made basic tasks harder to complete, on the upside everything also looks like dogshit

Reagan funded and armed death squads, left Americans to die during the AIDS crisis, destroyed the economic tools that built the 20th century, his allies committed treason in 1980 (at the bare minimum, above that Reagan might have been involved) and pioneered "own the libs" politics.

Claw the resources back and redistribute them

“I just don’t know what they accomplished today other than the chaos," Osman said." The chaos and fear and anger are the goal. Hatred and division with one hand while they loot and steal with the other.

Santa spotted early in New Orleans

"Its destruction should be a public event. It should be pledged on the campaign trail by Democratic candidates. The day after inauguration, there should be a fireworks show over the White House as wrecking balls and backhoes smash the white walls of the fascist hangar."

Sorry northerners!

You know who wasn't hanging with Epstein? You know who wasn't at Trump's wedding? Bernie Fucking Sanders

Naked snow angel. Shot originally in Williamsburg for Nerve, later republished in Vice. All three venues now fully dead, but I'm still friends with the model. Humans matter. Art matters. Everything else comes and goes.

It's almost like they don't remember when Microsoft released a Twitter chatbot that went from zero to Nazi in a few hours and had to be shut down. Wait till they see what Mickey's gonna do

Cold medicine in morning light

"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard

Hamilton is always a must-read

Keep working on your beautiful connections with other good people! We are the majority. We will take power back. We WILL build a better world. Sooner than you think!

Every time I have to tell a friend the cute animal video they just reposted is ai

I have a cold

Prophylactic blocking on our own and other pages is a public health activity. Quarantine asshole contagion before it spreads to unmanageable levels. Only you can prevent future Elon Musks

Me and Masuimi, Brooklyn, 2005

Ken burns directing a documentary about the great freemason orgy of 1910

Thanks for all your Spotify wrapped posts, they finally reminded me to get around to cancelling my account there. Been meaning to since they gave Rogan all the money meant for musicians. The CEO investing in war crime technology and running ICE ads logically flowed from that vibe. Wrapped indeed!

If you love Coen Brothers movies, the show Veep, the cold war, and satires on the absurdity of how power wings it and history is written by the idiots, you’ll love The Death of Stalin (2017)

Every single day, several times a day, this administration creates scandals and corruptions an order of magnitude bigger than the Teapot Dome and Watergate rolled together

Powered by baths and full of ass - the Clayton Cubitt promise.

I don't use generative ai in my images. When you see an image by me you know it's based in reality, and centered on organic human relationships and enthusiastic consent.

If you're looking for a cozy Thanksgiving spirit movie the whole family can enjoy, I recommend 2013's "Prisoners" by Denis Villeneuve. Don't watch any previews or read reviews just trust me, gather up the whole family and enjoy the hygge! 🦃🚍🔨

When the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade was directed by Hieronymus Bosch

Gather your maga family around and tell them you want to watch a prayer before Thanksgiving dinner m.youtube.com/watch?v=sLSv...

Ice is gassing neighbors in St. Paul this morning g during a paramilitary fascist raid on the city.

I really wish we'd stop calling them climate "skeptics" or "vaccine skeptics", if you jump off a cliff we don't call you a "gravity skeptic"

I know we'd regret it immediately but why can't we text smells and tastes by now

Champagne Socialism sounds awesome actually. Sign me the fuck up for that all the way.

Moonrise over my backyard in New Orleans