a headline of pure projection

not since Henry VIII’s wives has a Tudor had such an untimely end at a Palace

call me a cynic but, unlike what Trump & his lackeys have claimed, this is starting to sound a lot like it won’t be over in a few weeks

83% of people apparrotly don’t notice when a bird appears in a sentence

please film this as a Race Across The World where you want everyone to lose, unimaginable mental balm

come on keir starmer, pass legislation to stop overseas political donations, nationalise the water companies, and cap the price of mini eggs

so weird how Nigel Farage goes on about Britishnesss while accepting foreign money

no panegyrics, no gaingyrics

such incredible strategy, winning an election that was the equivalent of an open goal with the ball three-quarters of the way over the line

bit of advice after my experience with HR last year, it’s apparently inappropriate to go to work on #WorldBookDay dressed as the Kama Sutra

so the syphilitic rapist who suggested nuking a hurricane and injecting bleach to fight Covid had a ‘feeling’ Iran would attack so attacked without any plan

trying to place a bet on polymarket on the date that the founders of polymarket will be jailed for ~crimes~

Kim Jong Un Can’t Believe Daughter Already Executing Boys https://theonion.com/kim-jong-un-cant-believe-daughter-already-executing-boys/

given her answer does Isabel bravely report what the authorities do in Dubai, is that what she does, have I missed that

so excited to hear Badenoch slam Fox News viewers

for an example of Kemi Badenoch’s detachment, she’s agitating for the UK to join America in a war which is disapproved by *Fox News* viewers

trump faces yet more wokery from *squints* fox viewers

This perfectly illustrates my point that the British tabloids are aiming at a US audience. There like 5 people in the UK who think about this. But it is huge among US evangelicals. British politicians need to ignore UK tabloids, as UK tabloids are talking to an audience in the US for clicks.

so those yoghurts are Müller Reich

Trump saying Keir Starmer isn’t Winston Churchill sounds like he was proudly sharing a question he answered correctly in one of his cognitive tests

it seems impossible the man with such cognitive excellence he could correctly identify ‘Person, woman, man, camera, TV’ would have no strategy whatsoever

I may have my frustrations and disappointments about Starmer as a domestic politician, but internationally, I think he’s serious, responsible and trying to do his best for U.K. in unbelievably complex int’l environment, despite treasonous ghouls like Farage doing their best to undermine him.

if you’re running a headline about ‘Trump attacking Starmer’ you *must* include his ramblings, from the same monologue, about windmills & racist lies

‘Please help, we’re influencers’

interviewer: and what's this gap in your cv me: it's an american clothing shop

Trump's annpyed with Keir Starmer, because Keir Starmer said no and Trump, as is a matter of public record, doesn't take no for an answer

Labour's Ben Goldsborough MP: "Only one of the parties represented in [Parli] accepts crypto donations...It is the same party once represented by Nathan Gill; the same party whose leader thinks that the west provoked Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, & regards Putin as the world leader he most admires."

anyway when will the government address the biggest issue facing the country, the price of Mini Eggs, good grief

I see the papers which screamed ‘tAKe bACK ConTRol’ now want the UK to be nothing but an obedient servant of the USA

seems bad

‘the rash on the president’s neck is completely normal, it’s not his skin trying to force his head off his body like a rabid flesh accordion’

In #Handcuffed, C4’s new reality game show, completely opposite people are handcuffed and the couple who remain cuffed the longest win loot. Episode 1 has, no exaggeration, one moment to stop you dead (it’s straight from a scene in this series of Industry). Still there’s v happy news at the ep’s end

vaxxed?

which year was this published

‘We knocked out our regime change candidates by mistake’

Nigel Farage lied multiple times at his press conference today - including saying no-one who voted Green in Gorton and Denton has a job and he's "certain" Reform won most British born voters in the by-election, based on zero evidence, and yet not a single journalist there pushed back on them

the immortal headline ever more relevant www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society...

sorry, Britain’s full-up, we can’t have these Dubai immigrants coming over wanting their all-day buffets by a pool & not integrating with British culture

surprised he went to it after it turned 26

wonder if all the Reformy British immigrants in Dubai currently feeling unsafe, wanting to escape to a safer country, might start considering their POV on people who feel unsafe and want to escape to a safer country

it’s 1st March so don’t forget to burn all your big coats, winter is over & it definitely won’t turn cold again

finally a bed for my pet human

stick your thumbs up if you make baseless and racist claims of voter fraud & want to restrict postal voting

Farage and Reform are so slavishly following the MAGA playbook, he’ll soon lead a march to stop Hannah Spencer from being sworn in

As journalists working today many of us are taught to recognise disinformation when we see it and fight back against it. Unfortunately there are some who willingly seek it out and put it on their front pages. A disgrace to the profession.

Happy One Sixth of the Year Done to all who celebrate

always found that decaying hate preacher from Poltergeist 2 hideous