Toby Earle šŗš¦
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TV critic, Greenlit podcast creator/host, still trying to write a book
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comedian Alexandra Haddow directs her biopic, featuring the perfect torture, a concerned Clive Owen, Corby Athletics Club, a race for tits, an erroneous shark, ballet embarrassment, & epic Xmas party regret⦠Apple:
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about 1 year ago
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the lives of American service personnel mean nothing to Donald Trump when it comes to his friendship with Putin
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about 3 hours ago
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does polymarket have a market on Trump being the one supplying Russia with the intelligence itās supplying Iran
about 4 hours ago
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is that the Man With The Stick playing timpani for Pete Heller
#totp
about 16 hours ago
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welcome to the worldās shortest podcast
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about 16 hours ago
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is the intelligence drawn from lots of boxes of classified info, all stamped with a Florida postmark
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about 17 hours ago
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Trumpās attack on Iran is going to hit the US economy so hard heāll call it Bidenās War in about a week
about 18 hours ago
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for the right price in untraceable crypto heād announce the US has surrendered
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about 18 hours ago
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honestly, when he goes, I may never stop partying
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about 20 hours ago
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quite apart from Kemi Badenoch's dismal performance on BBC Breakfast, minimising the work of the RAF, she spoke of Labour 'not being built' for conflict because they came into power to do things like 'breakfast clubs' in such a disparaging way, like feeding kids is a joke ambition
about 24 hours ago
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your american friends are bloodthirsty weirdos
about 24 hours ago
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not since Henry VIIIās wives has a Tudor had such an untimely end at a Palace
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a headline of pure projection
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83% of people apparrotly donāt notice when a bird appears in a sentence
2 days ago
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a headline of pure projection
1 day ago
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not since Henry VIIIās wives has a Tudor had such an untimely end at a Palace
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call me a cynic but, unlike what Trump & his lackeys have claimed, this is starting to sound a lot like it wonāt be over in a few weeks
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2 days ago
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83% of people apparrotly donāt notice when a bird appears in a sentence
2 days ago
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please film this as a Race Across The World where you want everyone to lose, unimaginable mental balm
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2 days ago
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come on keir starmer, pass legislation to stop overseas political donations, nationalise the water companies, and cap the price of mini eggs
2 days ago
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so weird how Nigel Farage goes on about Britishnesss while accepting foreign money
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2 days ago
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no panegyrics, no gaingyrics
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such incredible strategy, winning an election that was the equivalent of an open goal with the ball three-quarters of the way over the line
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2 days ago
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bit of advice after my experience with HR last year, itās apparently inappropriate to go to work on
#WorldBookDay
dressed as the Kama Sutra
2 days ago
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so the syphilitic rapist who suggested nuking a hurricane and injecting bleach to fight Covid had a āfeelingā Iran would attack so attacked without any plan
3 days ago
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Ed Morrish
3 days ago
trying to place a bet on polymarket on the date that the founders of polymarket will be jailed for ~crimes~
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The Onion
3 days ago
Kim Jong Un Canāt Believe Daughter Already Executing Boys
https://theonion.com/kim-jong-un-cant-believe-daughter-already-executing-boys/
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given her answer does Isabel bravely report what the authorities do in Dubai, is that what she does, have I missed that
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3 days ago
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so excited to hear Badenoch slam Fox News viewers
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3 days ago
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for an example of Kemi Badenochās detachment, sheās agitating for the UK to join America in a war which is disapproved by *Fox News* viewers
3 days ago
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trump faces yet more wokery from *squints* fox viewers
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3 days ago
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David Emmett
3 days ago
This perfectly illustrates my point that the British tabloids are aiming at a US audience. There like 5 people in the UK who think about this. But it is huge among US evangelicals. British politicians need to ignore UK tabloids, as UK tabloids are talking to an audience in the US for clicks.
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so those yoghurts are Müller Reich
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3 days ago
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3 days ago
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Trump saying Keir Starmer isnāt Winston Churchill sounds like he was proudly sharing a question he answered correctly in one of his cognitive tests
4 days ago
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it seems impossible the man with such cognitive excellence he could correctly identify āPerson, woman, man, camera, TVā would have no strategy whatsoever
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4 days ago
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Alex Hall Hall
4 days ago
I may have my frustrations and disappointments about Starmer as a domestic politician, but internationally, I think heās serious, responsible and trying to do his best for U.K. in unbelievably complex intāl environment, despite treasonous ghouls like Farage doing their best to undermine him.
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if youāre running a headline about āTrump attacking Starmerā you *must* include his ramblings, from the same monologue, about windmills & racist lies
4 days ago
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āPlease help, weāre influencersā
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interviewer: and what's this gap in your cv me: it's an american clothing shop
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Trump's annpyed with Keir Starmer, because Keir Starmer said no and Trump, as is a matter of public record, doesn't take no for an answer
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Josiah Mortimer
4 days ago
Labour's Ben Goldsborough MP: "Only one of the parties represented in [Parli] accepts crypto donations...It is the same party once represented by Nathan Gill; the same party whose leader thinks that the west provoked Russiaās invasion of Ukraine, & regards Putin as the world leader he most admires."
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anyway when will the government address the biggest issue facing the country, the price of Mini Eggs, good grief
4 days ago
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I see the papers which screamed ātAKe bACK ConTRolā now want the UK to be nothing but an obedient servant of the USA
4 days ago
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seems bad
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4 days ago
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āthe rash on the presidentās neck is completely normal, itās not his skin trying to force his head off his body like a rabid flesh accordionā
5 days ago
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In
#Handcuffed
, C4ās new reality game show, completely opposite people are handcuffed and the couple who remain cuffed the longest win loot. Episode 1 has, no exaggeration, one moment to stop you dead (itās straight from a scene in this series of Industry). Still thereās v happy news at the epās end
5 days ago
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vaxxed?
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5 days ago
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which year was this published
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5 days ago
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āWe knocked out our regime change candidates by mistakeā
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Adam Bienkov
5 days ago
Nigel Farage lied multiple times at his press conference today - including saying no-one who voted Green in Gorton and Denton has a job and he's "certain" Reform won most British born voters in the by-election, based on zero evidence, and yet not a single journalist there pushed back on them
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