I like how the Michael Jackson film posters have ‘from the producers of bohemian rhapsody’ & they think that’s a recommendation & not a threat

I'm not sure my French is good enough to understand the full subtleties of Libé's review of the Michael Jackson biopic

o no i'm a senior person in an important position and i'm under pressure wtf

This morning I’ve seen Olly Robbins’s appearance before the select committee described as ‘box office’, while a commentator flagged up another key political moment with the words ‘bring the popcorn’. That’s one of our main problems right there.

evidence Book II was capable of boring people to death

in Italy pasta thieves are sent to pennetentiary

nothing says respect for audiences and the art of storytelling than re-editing an old & franchise-defining blockbuster to change the course of entire storylines & gloss over failed phases

in Italy pasta thieves are sent to pennetentiary

OMFG I had to go and check that this ACTUALLY happened. Since when does the BBC ever do chyrons with a political party's branding, rather than their own? Not to mention this is during a pre-election campaign purdah. (h/t @iainsol.bsky.social)

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please don’t resign, spare us from EMERGENCY PODCASTS

An ‘Open Hormuz’ is 1/10 of a Scaramucci

'Last year Richard Tice said Angela Rayner should resign if she had any moral decency after she'd underpaid stamp duty, should he also resign then by his own standards?' Answer, dear reader, was there none.

i cannot be convinced Kneecap’s new single isn’t Adam Buxton

With Farage making a shed load of money from bitcoin and an assortment of weird companies, we’ve launched a map and live tracker of his income 👇🏻👇🏻

re-editing an old mega-buster to wring it for coin & link it to a new must-succeed film is a fun way to retcon an entire phase which don’t work out

does anyone turn up to the QE II antiques roadshow special with any old paperwork about Andrew

do you know what’s good, doing crimes in GTA IV to this

they’ll be dancing on the streets within the strict guidelines of authoritarian autocracy tonight

lol at the BBC using clips of Robert Jenrick off Laura Kuenssberg attacking Keir Starmer’s fitness for office with no mention of *his* past scandals or his boss’s bestie friendship with Epstein’s close mate

Trevor Phillips said on Sky News this morning that "everybody in the country who could read a newspaper" knew in advance of the Mandelson appointment that he was problematic is this the same Phillips who interviewed Mandelson on October 08 2023 and didn't ask any questions about Epstein friendship?

a useful reminder how the far-right presents itself as moral arbiters without having any reason to do so & are so rarely questioned as to why they claim that ground

When Angela Rayner underpaid £40,000 in stamp duty, Richard Tice said it was "morally completely indefensible” and she should resign if she had “any moral decency”. Now we learn he set up four shell companies that let him avoid paying £100,000 he owed in tax and to then transfer the cash to Reform

It doesn't take a forensic accountant to work out whose interests Nigel Farage really serves

Breaking news: a new level of lameness has been discovered

the drinking is completely inappropriate for his position, it’s far more suited to Secretary of Defence

Concern grows for Suella Braverman as she completely forgets she spent nine years as part of the Conservative government, including two periods as Home Secretary, responsible for immigration.

can’t wait for pROPeR jOUrNaLiSts to ask if Farage agrees with his candidate

OVERHEARD FILM REVIEWS ‘I saw Project Hail Mary’ ‘What was it about?’ ‘Space’

The X Files but Mulder and Scully investigate FBI director Kash Patel’s claims he was abducted by aliens after he’s found in a ditch stinking of booze and wearing a ‘Federal Boob Investigator’ t-shirt

Keir Starmer must be sacked for employing Mandelson because he thought he was in with Trump, say people who have a ten year history of writing opinions on why Trump is great and we should bend the knee to his every whim.

*BBC political reporters roll their sleeves up, picking up the gauntlet to hold even chummier, more accountability-free interviews never touching on his unfitness for office & multiple scandals*

The Times seems to be backing their man in the run up to the local elections. Chummy, unchallenging ‘interview’ that reads much more like a Farage advert. Free passes handed out on his racism, misogyny, corruption, Trumpism, Orbanism, useless councils, dire candidates, failed Brexit… Really shabby.

Here is Robert Jenrick with Aaron Lee Taylor, a Reform activist and former branch Treasurer, who also enjoyed posting on social media in praise of Hitler, including saying "Heil Hitler" and denying the holocaust. Bobby J will now be known as Robert Jenreich.

feeling pretty zen right now, if zen is Japanese for being stressed beyond belief while stuck upside down in a bottle bank

do you know what’s really good, doing crimes in GTA: Vice City to (Keep Feeling) Fascination #totp

WOAH WE’RE GOING TO EAT PIZZA #totp

not sure turn of millennium fashion is better summed up than those glasses, their nose position, an hair straightness #totp

read our new opinion piece "How to improve cardiovascular surgery" by someone who has never trained in medicine, knows nothing about medicine, and has no experience in medicine

boats now the Strait of Hormuz is open

after spending hours clicking on a social media app which kept telling me "forbidden" i understand why eve just had to bite that apple

The Vengabus is coming And everybody's jumping New York to San Francisco An intercity disco

I wonder why people who profess to be horrified by the practice aren’t shouting their delight from the rooftops…

BOMB THE BASS MEGABLAST AKA XENON II THEME TUNE ON SIX MUSIC KLAXON

so we sent the Prince of Darkness to deal with Fake Jesus

‘Opposition parties say the Prime Minister should resign’, a near-worthless phrase, given they’d want that if they disagreed with the colour of his socks

📺 TV PITCH 📺 The actor Colin Salmon heads to the frontline of the oil industry, spending time aboard rigs to see how the fossil fuel is extracted, before journeying with it to see how it’s refined in… SALMON ON CRUDE

so pleased I could finally post the cure for the common cold on Bluesky yesterday, sure hope nobody missed it

you’re off social media for a few hours and you come back to the world’s biggest dickhead still talking utter shite