I'm sure the fact that every person named bar the PM is either black, a woman or both is just one of those massive, mysterious coincidences.

who is the Budget, how old is the Budget, what does the Budget earn, who is the Budget married to

Merry Budgens Day to all who celebrate

new allegation concerning Farage’s behaviour when he was 18 years old

Three more school contemporaries who claim to have witnessed Nigel Farage’s alleged teenage racism have rejected the Reform UK leader’s suggestion that it was “banter”, describing it as targeted, persistent and nasty. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

‘oh, just one more thing… Donald Trump is the most openly corrupt president in American history’

every time someone goes on the Beeb, no matter what topic they’re there to talk about, they should add, ‘oh, and Donald Trump is the most openly corrupt president in American history’

it’s also telling Farage isn’t fronting up & owning it because he knows how poisonous it is

I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture. They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1

When I asked Nigel Farage's spokesman last week, he flatly denied that his boss had ever racially abused anyone. Now Farage is only saying he never did so in a "hurtful way". Does he think there's a non-hurtful way to racially abuse someone?

oh the nice racism

read this and am mystified how this was ever published when it fails to include Sex Lives of the Potato Men variety.com/lists/best-c...

now X’s geotag function has revealed how much online discourse is shaped by Russian trolls pretending to be other nationalities, Westminster hacks might one day realise their naivety & twin addictions to gossipy drama & their own online celebrity has been weaponised against them. One day, maybe

… playing in his equivalent of Sunday league

a glitch on my phone has turned flight mode into fight mode & it’s kicking off with everything

These of course are the sorts of account that get boosted under Musk’s X. If you’re still on the platform for engagement, you are a mug.

On the plus side, Nick Clegg's house in California looked terrific.

1/ GB News presenter Bev Turner acts as a Putin tool parroting Russian propaganda. Sometimes it looks like GB News is a straight replacement for RT. We all know about Farage, but there's also Martin Daubney...

Karen Carnmia Burana #Strictly

#Strictly brought to you in CHUCKLEVISION

on Alan Carr’s Picture Slam contestants were asked to name the tv show & the answer was ‘The Golden Girls’

That scene in Wolf of Wall Street where Di Caprio and the others are all laughing because they’re being rich & disgusting but it’s me because I’m in bed at 8pm wearing nice pyjamas & drinking tea

I’m so certain I’m going win a gardening competition I’m betting my hedges

Mamdani in the Oval Office

Mamdani in the Oval Office

lovely stuff

It’s 1998. Guitar and dance music is in rich form. Pop’s not in bad shape, either. You’re a teenager. You get a ticket to #TOTP. And you get Cliff Richard

this, *this*, is the greatest crossover of all time

In ‘Hooray, series 2 of comedy Daddy Issues is on iPlayer & the actual TV-box news’ news, series 2 of comedy Daddy Issues is on the iPlayer & the actual TV-box

look voter worries about a party compromised by Russian bribery just have legitimate concerns

I do hope Farage has a cold sweat breaking out

*stares in Paul Verhoeven*

This story is all Nigel Farage should be asked about by journalists for months

‘Very fine people on both sides of the noose’

It is indisputable that Brexit has been an economic disaster, and notable that none of its political architects have paid any price.

as a result of this humiliation Musk is nailed on to start ol pretending to chug piss in public to be in on the joke, therefore amplifying the humiliation & his own tragic personality

be good if certain media outlets mustered the energy to cover this in the way they covered Rachel Reeves’ housing non-story

as a result of this humiliation Musk is nailed on to start ol pretending to chug piss in public to be in on the joke, therefore amplifying the humiliation & his own tragic personality

Elon Musk’s toy propaganda tamagotchi Grok declaring him the best piss drinker of all time is a true highlight of 2025

I asked grok who was the better role model for humanity, Jesus Christ or Elon Musk. GUESS WHAT.

as Boris Johnson’s ‘toxic and chaotic’ government is excoriated by the Covid Inquiry, a reminder of how the Daily Mail reacted to his eventual removal from office

I don’t know exactly what Keir Starmer was doing in 2016 but did he ever hear about what happened in 2016 when David Cameron appeased the demands of the right & far-right

weird how this sort of thing keeps happening isn't it

gimp owners, check your basements to make sure your gimp is still there, there is a gimp is on the loose

there’s a Great British Bake Off Peep Show Christmas special

one of the riskiest things you can do as a grown adult in 2025 is watch The Chair Company while eating or drinking, chances of choking or spraying bystanders is v high