If you want to see me attempt to play all four Beatles, please come to my tour. Thanks. www.mickperrin.com/tours/michae...

Question Time were like 'How can we be worse?'

Why did you leave your last job?

Trying to Tell Myself I'm Cultured by Listening to Radio 3 in the Car But Then This Happens

Ends tomorrow morning.

Ah it's that time again when I'm chatting to people in the industry trying to get projects off the ground and they say 'Sorry I'm away in Cannes for a few weeks' and I have to say 'cool cool I have some laundry to catch up on anyway so...'

it's real support from actual racists

PROPERTY LADDERS!

Last week to pledge towards my new short film. Thank you. www.kickstarter.com/projects/cra...

Ed Miliband should be interim PM and if he does a good job for the last few matches, he should take pre-season training in the summer.

young person putting on seatbelt: click old person putting on seatbelt: where is it? is there one there? i can’t feel it. it’s sunk into the seat. why has it sunk into the seat. it’s not working. it won’t reach. it won’t click. have i got yours. oh i’ll just hold it that’s the same

Moving Mats Back to Where They Should Be

I’m always impressed when a journalist can listen to me waffling for sixty minutes without making a point and then turn it into an article.

Thank you. youtu.be/cyTZjyu2N3Q

TOUR NEWS t.co/Xlp8Webbto

TOUR NEWS t.co/Xlp8Webbto

Thank you. youtu.be/cyTZjyu2N3Q

Tottenham will get wins and West Ham will slip up. As a West Ham fan I've never been more certain of anything in my life.

new thing - can you help?

Things are getting desperate.

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PM furious that he has to lie about this again.

why do actors do this

I'm going to be in Edinburgh. Hope you are too. www.mickperrin.com/edinburgh/ho...

Fan Art - A short film about a fan with a dream (voiced by me) is now on YouTube. youtu.be/JdizzeRugZA

This'll make you laugh.

I'm going to be in Edinburgh. Hope you are too. www.mickperrin.com/edinburgh/ho...

Hello. I've got back into my hacked X account. Now if you're over there too and I've blocked you, let me know so I can unblock. For some reason my block list hasn't updated. Thank you.

So far my hacked account has bought a Range Rover with crypto, boasted about it and then complained that people were negative towards me. And 97% of people think it's really me. This is a living nightmare.

Tottenham Owners: This is has been such a bad season how can we make it worse.

My short film CLOSEDOWN is now available on my Patreon page. tinyurl.com/yc5mjx4n

TOUR NEWS

TOUR NEWS

Amazon are partnering with Comic Relief to sell their red noses. Last year Comic Relief raised £34 million which is how much Jeff Bezos makes in six hours. Dig deep everyone.

Can't believe it's been ten years since I caused confusion.

Michael Spicer (@michaelspicer.bsky.social) delves back into how his 'Room Next Door' sketches first came about. You can listen to the full conversation right here! shows.acast.com/out-of-chara... #Comedy #Chat #Podcast #Sketch #Character #RoomNextDoor #Politics #BorisJohnson #Buses

Oh look, it's Episode 68 with special guest, MICHAEL SPICER (@michaelspicer.bsky.social)! Alex spoke to Michael about rooms next door, finding comedy through social media, and tedious franchises. Find a room of your own and give it a listen! (1/2)

hope all's well

hope all's well

As boards of peace go, this one's got off to a poor start.

'Hot desking' seems a far too sexy phrase for what is essentially just moving around the person who isn't worthy of office furniture.

I wonder what their Plan B is if 'worst ghoul we can find to spread racist rhetoric' didn't work this time.

oh ok then

Last year I wrote a short film, two screenplays and three sitcom scripts. Are there any production companies out there who’d like to read any of them? Let me know. Thanks!

I'd like to know who the first restaurant customer was who said "Well that sounds delicious but I think I'd rather just have its foam."

glasses with little cameras in them are not wearable tech they're pervert glasses

jim ratcliffe: [seeing man utd experiencing hope and optimism for the first time in 13 years] well.. better tell everyone i'm racist

I'll never be as popular as taxi drivers.

Peter Mandelson is responsible for such a long litany of scandals he was probably one of the factors FOR a vetting process in the first place. In fact the first question of any govt vetting process should be 'Are you or have you ever been Peter Mandelson?'