Man Utd are finished. youtu.be/tTBFlrMyWR0

podcasts

Pretending to be a stressed New York homicide detective taking off his shoulder holster at the end of a brutal day adds a bit of fun when I'm removing my orthopaedic posture support.

how all youtube ads sound to me

If this got more views on YouTube than the actual show, it would make my year. youtu.be/Y54OJC0FtCs

I hate house names. “Oh we live at The Featheringtons”. No you’re at No 56 shut up.

The Liz Truss Show - Behind the Scenes

We asked comedian @michaelspicer.bsky.social to respond to the opinion "Working with organised crime to improve health: a modest proposal" from our #BMJChristmas Issue 2025. Read the opinion here: www.bmj.com/content/391/...

For anyone who's bought a David Walliams book as a Christmas present, may I recommend this as a last-minute replacement.

Whenever my Samsung washing machine finishes a cycle, I always race to turn it off before the tune ends and I don't know why.

Welcome to 2025 where transparency is Vantablack.

Love how @michaelspicer.bsky.social 's latest "The Room Next Door" goes. Into full Jeanne Dielman mode halfwAy through.

Come for a Walk With Me - AOL CDs, Drawing, The Beatles and Rushes of Euphoria

Contains a nice treat in the middle.

Contains a nice treat in the middle.

The Room Next Door - Donald Trump McDonald's Special. Only on YouTube. youtu.be/zdUaw4QMTWg

The Room Next Door - Exploring Africa

The full Christmas issue of The BMJ is coming! To get us in the festive mood we asked comedian @michaelspicer.bsky.social to have a look at last year's issue and respond. Inspired by this article on the hidden health risks of Disney princesses 👸 bmj.com/content/387/... #BMJChristmas

The Room Next Door - Exploring Africa

Should you be at a loose end from 8-9pm tonight. youtube.com/live/MwbNOi_...

circus marketing

The Christmas issue of The BMJ is coming soon! To get us in the mood we asked comedian @michaelspicer.bsky.social to have a look at last year's issue, and respond to some articles. Inspired by this article evaluating the cognitive abilities of AI 🤖 www.bmj.com/content/387/... #BMJChristmas

Tickets on sale now for my 2026 tour. It would be lovely to see you. mickperrin.com/tours/michae...

When the waiter arrives to take our plates away, I always move mine a few centimetres closer to him to show that I'm a great guy and very helpful.

why do actors do this

Watching the President receive the FIFA Peace Prize, I'm struggling to think of a more obvious attempt at placating/grovelling to a tyrannical man-baby than by giving him an entirely made-up award that makes literally no sense whatsoever.

Me. Live. This evening at 20:00. Do join me.

Closedown: The Trailer.

New walk. Join me as I talk about comedians, crowd work, banter, online abuse and crisps at Christmas.

Me. Live. This evening at 20:00. Do join me.

To whoever DM'd me, sorry, can't see them here. Try IG or Twitter or Substack or wherever! Thanks.

50 tickets would make an ideal Christmas gift for a loved one.

Come for a Walk With Me - Part 4

Jeremy Corbyn calls Zarah Sultana

Whenever someone announces the birth of their child, I just think of all the times they'll be picking crayons off the floor in restaurants.

'this'll make you laugh'

Yesterday I opened a window to free a spider and two crane flies flew in, so I've booked into a Travelodge until this blows over.

The pundit who says pockets of space but doesn't know what it means.

For the first time ever I went live last night. Seemed to go well. Might do it again next Thursday. youtube.com/live/L9cGUXk...

xylophone sound

Come for a Walk With Me - Part 3

[blind date] WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish. FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.

There should be book clubs for babies. "I enjoyed the crinkliness of this one but I have to say the little mirror at the end was a bit predictable."

Fun Tip: Pretend you’re at a hotel buffet every morning by holding your plate while you’re waiting for your toast.

A lot of people come up to me and ask has success changed me and I say I'm sorry you're not allowed in here this is the VIP area.

A good thing about the napkin holder is it lets you take out your preferred number of napkins so long as you want either 800 napkins or a 3cm shard of one napkin.

At my funeral I want the priest to read out a long bit about how much I loved darts. I don’t love darts but my family and friends will be like “wow we never really knew him”.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it saw someone from work on a Saturday.

So annoying when you give your phone to someone to view a picture and they scroll to the 53 pictures you took of yourself in double denim.

I've mounted a landline phone next to my bathroom mirror because every now and then I like to pretend I'm visiting my twin in jail.