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My short film CLOSEDOWN is now available on my Patreon page. tinyurl.com/yc5mjx4n

TOUR NEWS

TOUR NEWS

Amazon are partnering with Comic Relief to sell their red noses. Last year Comic Relief raised £34 million which is how much Jeff Bezos makes in six hours. Dig deep everyone.

Can't believe it's been ten years since I caused confusion.

Michael Spicer (@michaelspicer.bsky.social) delves back into how his 'Room Next Door' sketches first came about. You can listen to the full conversation right here! shows.acast.com/out-of-chara... #Comedy #Chat #Podcast #Sketch #Character #RoomNextDoor #Politics #BorisJohnson #Buses

Oh look, it's Episode 68 with special guest, MICHAEL SPICER (@michaelspicer.bsky.social)! Alex spoke to Michael about rooms next door, finding comedy through social media, and tedious franchises. Find a room of your own and give it a listen! (1/2)

hope all's well

hope all's well

As boards of peace go, this one's got off to a poor start.

'Hot desking' seems a far too sexy phrase for what is essentially just moving around the person who isn't worthy of office furniture.

I wonder what their Plan B is if 'worst ghoul we can find to spread racist rhetoric' didn't work this time.

oh ok then

Last year I wrote a short film, two screenplays and three sitcom scripts. Are there any production companies out there who’d like to read any of them? Let me know. Thanks!

I'd like to know who the first restaurant customer was who said "Well that sounds delicious but I think I'd rather just have its foam."

glasses with little cameras in them are not wearable tech they're pervert glasses

jim ratcliffe: [seeing man utd experiencing hope and optimism for the first time in 13 years] well.. better tell everyone i'm racist

I'll never be as popular as taxi drivers.

Peter Mandelson is responsible for such a long litany of scandals he was probably one of the factors FOR a vetting process in the first place. In fact the first question of any govt vetting process should be 'Are you or have you ever been Peter Mandelson?'

As it's Man City v Newcastle tonight, let's remember what happened two weeks ago.

In this age of social media where everything is 99% AI clickbait, advertising, n*zis, p*rn and spambots (and in many cases, AI clickbait advertising n*zi p*rn spambots), I would like to thank everyone who watched and shared this.

The Room Next Door - Donald Trump and the New Guy Only on YouTube.

The Room Next Door - Donald Trump and the New Guy Only on YouTube.

So Elon Musk is so awkward he even made paedophiles uncomfortable.

I love that Prince Andrew had a codename email address to avoid suspicion and all the emails are like 'Had to spend the weekend at Balmoral, Mother wants me to look after the corgis, my brother's here too - not Edward, but Charles, you know the heir apparent.'

Job interview tip: Show you’ll give 110% by pouring 10% too much water into your glass. Smile knowingly.

Seems like the YT algorithm likes me more than any other social media platform. So join me there I guess!

Reform are well ahead of the Greens when it comes to recycling rubbish. *HIGNFY Guest-Host Eyebrow Wiggle*

Seems like the YT algorithm likes me more than any other social media platform. So join me there I guess!

Football's BEST VAR Moments

Football's BEST VAR Moments

Did you like my radio sketch show? Vote for it here please. If you didn't like it, vote for it here please. If you never listened to it, vote for it here please. www.comedy.co.uk/awards/2025/

Did you like my radio sketch show? Vote for it here please. If you didn't like it, vote for it here please. If you never listened to it, vote for it here please. www.comedy.co.uk/awards/2025/

The Garnier Facebrush tagline is 'you don't clean your teeth with your finger, why clean your face with your hands?' Because my face isn't made of teeth.

Labour defends Trump.

Labour defends Trump.

2027: US invades UK. PM calls it 'an admirable takeover which should be celebrated for its boldness'.

I was told to make a statement at the police station so I paired a leather dress cinched in at the waist with a chunky leather belt and oversized grey cardigan to offset my crystallised pointed toe pumps.

Breaking: Celtic have sacked Martin O'Neill to be replaced by interim boss Martin O'Neill. It is understood Martin O'Neill will be in the dugout for the next game after which he will be sacked. Sources say Martin O'Neill is tipped to replace Martin O'Neill until Martin O'Neill becomes available.

Man Utd are finished. youtu.be/tTBFlrMyWR0

podcasts

Pretending to be a stressed New York homicide detective taking off his shoulder holster at the end of a brutal day adds a bit of fun when I'm removing my orthopaedic posture support.

how all youtube ads sound to me

If this got more views on YouTube than the actual show, it would make my year. youtu.be/Y54OJC0FtCs

I hate house names. “Oh we live at The Featheringtons”. No you’re at No 56 shut up.

The Liz Truss Show - Behind the Scenes

We asked comedian @michaelspicer.bsky.social to respond to the opinion "Working with organised crime to improve health: a modest proposal" from our #BMJChristmas Issue 2025. Read the opinion here: www.bmj.com/content/391/...

For anyone who's bought a David Walliams book as a Christmas present, may I recommend this as a last-minute replacement.

Whenever my Samsung washing machine finishes a cycle, I always race to turn it off before the tune ends and I don't know why.