Mike Chalk interviews David Lammy. Only on YouTube. youtu.be/-QdJ8VvapTA

Mike Chalk interviews David Lammy. Only on YouTube. youtu.be/-QdJ8VvapTA

I woke up in a good mood today, then I had a shower and started thinking about my latest script rejection. I stepped out of the shower filled with fury. So today’s tip for writers is: For your own mental health and productivity, stay dirty.

I won't be happy till King Charles III is called Charles, the Queen Consort is called Camilla and Buckingham Palace is called The Green Park Paddington Bear Experience.

I'm on Substack. substack.com/@michaelspicer

With thanks to @michaelspicer.bsky.social for supporting our campaign. The government MUST listen. youtu.be/p1DXxDHXLU0?...

Just heard Harriet Harman say Zack Polanski is a cross between Nigel Farage and Jeremy Corbyn which means you can add potty Blairite fossils to the ever growing list of political degenerates tugging their collars over him.

Ok top 5 moments: 1) I know what a CLOUD looks like 2) Oh there's that thing! 3) Make sure the doberman pinschers have got the elastic band round their willy 4) Crawford have you seen Finlay? 5) Heddypong

In a weird way, you've got to take your hat off to Jeffrey Epstein for successfully running a sex trafficking ring without a single one of his rich friends finding out about it.

Mike Graham Misunderstands Absolutely Everything

Prince Andrew to be completely dismantled by 2026 so he's just a glass jar of spare buttons. Buckingham Palace have confirmed the jar will be kept in a cupboard at Sandringham and will only be taken out for special occasions such as Remembrance Day and fixing Camilla's favourite cardigan.

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stop thinking right now

stop thinking right now

can you read the bottom line for me

Keir Starmer talks of Reform's racist policies then announces measures to strip away immigrants' rights. Our PM is essentially that rabbit/duck optical illusion at this point.

Remember when Richard Nixon accidentally broadcast his smoking gun tape to the nation and Nixon said 'I didn't do that, there are no tapes it's all a hoax' and the media and the politicians and all his supporters said oh ok fair enough and everything went back to normal?

Despite the overwhelming evidence of Trump's criminality, his fascist policies, his support of Israel's genocide, his links with sex trafficking and his views that domestic violence isn't a crime, what were the standout looks of the state visit, BBC News?

it's real support from actual racists

it's real support from actual racists

gender activism. get fucked guardian

Liverpool 0-0 Arsenal

quick reminder that any glasses with a hidden camera in them are not 'wearable tech', they're just pervert glasses. night night!

football is back!

make YOUR difference!

My Mother's Wedding. In US cinemas* from today! *I've checked and cinemas are still a thing.

Modern Columbo

To whoever tried to DM me just now, I can't see DMs unless the govt scan my face or something so I'm not doing that. Try me somewhere else!

the room next door - When Donald Trump was Called Out

Mandy Series 4 is out today. Watch it tonight at 22:00 on BBC2 or watch the whole lot on BBC iPlayer. Always a pleasure to work with such a talented cast and crew. www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

My new special MICHAEL SPICER : MEDIA STUDIES is out now. Contains Conclave, Columbo and Cats. Hope you like it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1Yx...

a short walk to the pub

a short walk to the pub

quick announcement

MS:MS

People think money has ruined football but the sight of a rapist dictator standing next to a corrupt football official in front of a big gold trophy at a competition bankrolled by Saudi Arabia reminds me the game still belongs to us.

homes under the horror

Breaking news: It's the hottest June since Junes first got hot. 'It's June and I'm hot' said a man who was made hot by the heat of June.

dubious director promotes latest film

I can't believe the Bad Sex Award is a literary prize. Seven years I was sending in those tapes.

ad: hot girls are in your area! [calls a hot girl] hot girl: hot isn't it. very muggy. we could do with a bit of rain really. it's going to be like this all week apparently

tough tough tough decisions

tough tough tough decisions

i guarantee there's nowhere else you can hear me doing all the parts in fawlty towers www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

kemi badenoch* sketch (*kemi badenoch is the leader of the conservative party)

kemi badenoch* sketch (*kemi badenoch is the leader of the conservative party)

Celebrity Masterchef with Ange Postecoglou

If you like stories along the lines of Tales of The Unexpected then you’ll enjoy this short film by @michaelspicer.bsky.social m.youtube.com/watch?v=MSSs...

a message from keir starmer

One of your best yet, @michaelspicer.bsky.social. Proper laughed out loud throughout! "It's very dark in here!" podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/m...