Remember when Richard Nixon accidentally broadcast his smoking gun tape to the nation and Nixon said 'I didn't do that, there are no tapes it's all a hoax' and the media and the politicians and all his supporters said oh ok fair enough and everything went back to normal?

Despite the overwhelming evidence of Trump's criminality, his fascist policies, his support of Israel's genocide, his links with sex trafficking and his views that domestic violence isn't a crime, what were the standout looks of the state visit, BBC News?

it's real support from actual racists

it's real support from actual racists

gender activism. get fucked guardian

Liverpool 0-0 Arsenal

quick reminder that any glasses with a hidden camera in them are not 'wearable tech', they're just pervert glasses. night night!

football is back!

make YOUR difference!

My Mother's Wedding. In US cinemas* from today! *I've checked and cinemas are still a thing.

Modern Columbo

To whoever tried to DM me just now, I can't see DMs unless the govt scan my face or something so I'm not doing that. Try me somewhere else!

the room next door - When Donald Trump was Called Out

Mandy Series 4 is out today. Watch it tonight at 22:00 on BBC2 or watch the whole lot on BBC iPlayer. Always a pleasure to work with such a talented cast and crew. www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

My new special MICHAEL SPICER : MEDIA STUDIES is out now. Contains Conclave, Columbo and Cats. Hope you like it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1Yx...

a short walk to the pub

a short walk to the pub

quick announcement

MS:MS

People think money has ruined football but the sight of a rapist dictator standing next to a corrupt football official in front of a big gold trophy at a competition bankrolled by Saudi Arabia reminds me the game still belongs to us.

homes under the horror

Breaking news: It's the hottest June since Junes first got hot. 'It's June and I'm hot' said a man who was made hot by the heat of June.

dubious director promotes latest film

I can't believe the Bad Sex Award is a literary prize. Seven years I was sending in those tapes.

ad: hot girls are in your area! [calls a hot girl] hot girl: hot isn't it. very muggy. we could do with a bit of rain really. it's going to be like this all week apparently

tough tough tough decisions

tough tough tough decisions

i guarantee there's nowhere else you can hear me doing all the parts in fawlty towers www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

kemi badenoch* sketch (*kemi badenoch is the leader of the conservative party)

kemi badenoch* sketch (*kemi badenoch is the leader of the conservative party)

Celebrity Masterchef with Ange Postecoglou

If you like stories along the lines of Tales of The Unexpected then you’ll enjoy this short film by @michaelspicer.bsky.social m.youtube.com/watch?v=MSSs...

a message from keir starmer

One of your best yet, @michaelspicer.bsky.social. Proper laughed out loud throughout! "It's very dark in here!" podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/m...

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the podcast with only 1 question

Great time in Liverpool last night. Thank you to all who came: you were a perky and appropriate audience. That @michaelspicer.bsky.social is good too! Thank you @wowfest.bsky.social for having me.

hi i'm ben your ai chatbot

Radio 4 right now.

black mirror exclusive

i found out today that werner herzog has made a film inspired by the chaplin twins. i spent the last 13 years writing, rewriting and pitching a film script inspired by the chaplin twins. weird to think it's now officially dead. i guess the lesson here for writers is never try. or be werner herzog

for those of you who are listening to my radio series at the moment, this is where the tims were born

exciting new project

Exciting #Banksy news on Episode 2 of @michaelspicer.bsky.social No Room at 11pm on BBC Radio 4 Five eps are on @BBCSounds now www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

exciting new project

ai in the creative industries feels like the dot com bubble. rich execs think the general public will disregard genuine art for a future of joyless prompts. and as soon as they realise that this won't happen and start losing money from it, it will die. that's my positive message for the day.

very short announcement

My radio show is Comedy of the Week on BBC Radio 4. Why not dip your toes. Ta.

ah it's that time again when i'm chatting to people in the industry trying to get projects off the ground and they say 'sorry i'm away in cannes for a few weeks' and i have to say cool cool i have some laundry to catch up on anyway so

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