One Battle After Another - very, very funny. Highly recommended.

I watched Scoop, the dramatisation of the Maitliss/Prince Andrew interview, a while back now and it was fucking dreadful. Barely a film. It put me off watching the other one with Ruth Wilson and Michael Sheen. What a terrible mistake - it's fucking awesome.

When do the criminal proceedings begin? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

Keir Starmer tomorrow: "My father was a toolmaker and I was a massive racist at school."

We've become a right wing government by mistake.

Keir Starmer next week: "Can I just shock you? I think Rwanda is a great idea "

Fuck the small boats. Concentrate on the big ones.

Maybe they could remove any gold teeth as they are processing them. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

The enemy of my enemy is a complete and utter lunatic.

At least Labour have attracted one new voter.

This Labour government is a five-year-long car crash in slow motion. I knew they'd be bad, but this is fucking ridiculous.

For people complaining about AI, an actual human being wrote this. We're totally fucked.

It's the only thought keeping me going.

It could be happening right now.

Has Trump had a massive heart attack on the toilet yet?

"He was raping 14-year-olds, not 5-year-olds."

Ooh, if Bill Clinton was up to no good, maybe we should call off this whole Epstein files thing. Said no-one ever.

Happy Propaganda day. music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Just reading the latest feedback on our podcast.

We're just days away from The Telegraph campaigning for the return of white dog shit.

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The Dems should release one damning email a day. Couple this with Trump's clogged arteries and the stress could trigger a fatal heart attack by Christmas.

Pig from Pipkins finally sacked.

In other news, Michael Wolff really is a despicable piece of shit.

So, the BBC were making an hour-long documentary about the rise of Reform with Laura K. Of course they fucking were. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

I really hope the BBC don't end up paying one billion dollars to Trump. That would be a whole series of Dr Who down the drain.

My pick to play the next James Bond.

This is fucking mental. If they really wanted to keep to established continuity, James Bond would be over 90 years old now. Sure, Roger Moore got close, but fucking hell.

I'm going to spend tonight watching a fascist regime stamp out any form of resistance. And then I'll watch some Blake's 7.

"But he incited an insurrection 54 minutes later!" is one hell of an argument from these shameless cunts.

One good thing is that MAGA Mike Johnson will have to reopen Congress now, which means the Epstein files will be out next week. Cos that's DEFINITELY going to happen.

Apparently, editing is now called doctoring. I guess this means all the BBC's news programmes will be six hours long because no editing will be permitted anymore. Christ, I hate this fucking country. I can't even celebrate the end of Tim fucking Davie, FFS.

I should be outraged by what looks like the end of the BBC, engineered by the cunts at the Telegraph, but the BBC deserves everything that's coming to it after betraying the British public in 2016. Fuck 'em. Also, the Dems have caved in to the Republicans. Happy Monday, everyone!

I'm sure that titan of politics, Lisa Nandy, will handle this brilliantly. Everything's gonna be totally fine.

At least Tim Davie leaves the BBC in a really poetic way - making the corporation look like a bunch of fucking muppets.

Fancy suggesting that Trump launched an insurrection against the US government. As if that would ever happen.

Tim Davie has gone.

Doctor Who: The Reality War (2025)

That's weird. The downloads for our latest podcast episode doubled over night for some unexplained reason. I wonder what's happened. Not that I'm complaining or anything.

Labour's answer to Suella Braverman, pulling up the ladder behind her. I'll never vote for them ever again. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

Just thinking about Celebrity Traitors last night and the fact that if they’d been on that train just 10 seconds longer the scenes would have been horrific. Massive relief all round I imagine, it would have put a serious crimp on what has otherwise been a very successful series.

God, I miss Daft Punk. youtu.be/ZbbTmR6Xaag?...

Just think, one day very soon, he'll look like this forever.

Did someone throw a sandwich at him?

The Traitors - easily the best TV of the year.