Steve Jobs created the Apple II computer, the iPod, iPad, iPhone, iMac and NeXT comnputer whereas Tim Cook.... er.... um..... erm....

Angine de Poitrine - what a load of shite

Disappointed with PSB - Volume. It's half the width of Catalogue and unlike that book, it isn't printed on glossy paper. I wish they'd simply re-released Catalogue and made a second volume in the same format. Oh, well.

Has Keir Starmer gone yet, and will anyone be able to tell?

King Charles praises woman who helped to cover up the Epstein Files. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

I don't understand why Trump is going to war against the Catholic church because they have so much in common. Like raping children.

This is pretty incredible. music.youtube.com/watch?v=kVTV...

I've heard people describe Crimson Desert as 2026's Game of the Year. It's got an entirely missable 20-hour tutorial that shows up ten hours into the game. Utter genius or utterly appalling game design? It's a tough one.

Just watched the latest episode of The Boys, in which a fascistic narcissist is working with the Russians to defeat the traitors in Ukraine (when he's not outlawing trans bathrooms and getting his henchmen to drive around in Tesla Cyber trucks). And he thinks he's Jesus Christ. Totally unbelievable.

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty paedophile.

We should all thank Vance and Trump for putting the final nail in Orban's coffin.

Finally some good news - Orban is out!

The worst AI slop trend for me is those videos which show younger versions of pop and movie stars shaking hands with their aged selves (who are sometimes dead). What the fuck? We don't deserve to survive.

Kamala Harris should just shut the hell up. She couldn't even beat a convicted rapist, FFS.

Happy birthday to us.

"Donald Trump met me accidentally, and he has the receipt to prove it."

Come on, people. Just a couple more Blue Sky posts calling for the 25th amendment and it will definitely happen

I can't believe Israel is still bombing the shit out of people. It's so unlike them.

Shit. Maybe I should have waited before I injected myself with all this heroin.

And seconds after I posted that...

My prediction: at 8pm EST Trump will announce a two-week extension to his deadline so we can spend the next 2 weeks talking about him all day every day. Get the tacos out.

Might watch Dr Strangelove tonight.

Stocking up on prawn cocktail flavoured crisps.

Say what you like about MAGA but at least they got off their arses and did something when they thought their government was illegal. What do the Democrats do? They post fucking memes.

Doomsday Clock now just spinning wildly like when they indicate time is passing in a panto

"I might drop a nuke on Iran tonight. WHO KNOWS?" I'm paraphrasing - a bit - but WHAT THE FUCK?

Just bought tickets to see Rose West at the Wireless Festival.

Lucky escape for Arsenal.

The 25th amendment is great in principle, but it kinda falls apart when the only people who can enact it are completely insane.

I hope the last meme I see before I'm vaporised in a nuclear blast is a good one.

I've just realised that Ann Magnuson from Bongwater is the woman who says "sheer fucking hubris" in Picard. My mind is blown.

So I watched those two episodes of Daleks' Master Plan and the only new information I gleaned from it is that the person who was responsible for Hartnell's wig should have been shot.

I was feeling optimistic about the American mid-term elections, but now that petrol has gone up I'm expecting Americans to vote for the ghost of Hitler.

The Mountain by Gorillaz just gets better and better with every listen. The highlight has to be this: music.youtube.com/watch?v=yw8f...

Many thanks to John for our inclusion in his Easter Sunday dozen.

This is real.

I'm really worried about Trump. What if he's OK?

The Artemis astronauts are currently 160,000 miles from Earth. The lucky bastards.

Seriously, though, I hope Trump isn't dead. I'm suffering from a bad back and I won't be able to dance properly.

Trump might be dead right now. Or maybe not. It's Schrödinger's cunt.

Hearing rumours that Trump is in hospital. Time for us all to pray. Come on Death, you can do it.

Sometimes YouTube throws the most incredible stuff at me. This is insane. youtu.be/ewp1ETyIilM?...

I love Laibach and this new track is no exception. youtu.be/erR5PSfKo7w?...

"We love Pam. She's done a tremendous job. And that's why I'm firing her."

A quick plug for our latest video podcast if you missed it yesterday: youtu.be/Zloo0WZT8tk?...

Very hard to identify April Fools stories these days because the world is so fucking crazy, it's beyond satire.