"For me, God is too far-fetched. Like Santa Claus or female Doctor Whos." That was a fantastic Alan Partridge series; possibly one of his best.

NP: OMD - Crush

Rapture 2: Electric Boogaloo.

I very much enjoyed @tobyhadoke.bsky.social's cameo on Alan Partridge.

Six new episodes of Alan Partridge on iPlayer? That's exactly what I need right now.

Another fabulous essay from John.

Thank you for all your kind words about Jones. It really does mean a lot. The worst thing about it now is that his brother, Monty, is pining for him, which is very, very sad.

Utterly devastated and shocked. Woke up this morning and found Jones dead. No illness, no warning, nothing. It looks like he passed in his sleep. He was only ten. Heartbreaking. Still struggling to believe it.

Jo Cox’s family would like a word.

So, calling someone who's racist racist is now inciting violence? What the actual fuck?

And America carries on as normal. They aren't even opening any new cabarets or anything!

Trump bragging that he never falls over cos he walks slowly. This means he's definitely been falling over

He's basically priming the army to start killing Americans. It's totally normal.

The generals will be giving themselves medals of valour for sitting through this fucking insane speech by Trump.

Phantasm reboot looks good.

Labour are now saying that you can support a massive racist and his racist policies and still not be racist. What a bunch of mealy-mouthed fuckwits.

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I'm blasting out the new Lamb Lies Down on Broadway emaster and it sounds fabulous. music.youtube.com/watch?v=F8Zs...

Oh, well, I guess this video that no-one will watch won't edit itself... And believe me, I've tried, but AI is bloody shit at it.

Giving this a Friday night bump. The Strange World of Gurney Slade is an amazing series which you definitely should watch, and we try and contextualise it, but it’s like trying to explain a colour.

"I don't want to go."

Of course, this is the greatest TV theme tune of all time. youtu.be/Rcozed_BJWM?...

Nobody will be paid cash in hand when we have ID cards. It will be impossible. Can't believe someone didn't come up with this sooner.

Cheering myself up watching MAGA Tik-Tokers dealing with the fact they gave all their worldly goods away and weren't raptured. Please tell me they are all true. I'm loving it.

And after John Bolton, they came for James Comey, and again I didn't speak up because that guy is basically responsible for all this shit. So go fuck yourself and wake me up when Trump prosecutes someone who isn't a massive cunt.

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Please listen to our latest podcast, even though I know you probably won't. You'd rather be listening to Joe Rogan, wouldn't you? Or something sponsored by Express VPN. Bloody philistines.

Why do swans suddenly disappear Every time you are near? Just like me, they long to be Barbequed

Labour unveil the 'Brit card'. I'm 100% certain that no-one will come up with a derogatory substitute word for Brit in this context. No, definitely not. It'll be totally fine.

Worst, Rapture, Ever.

Breaking News: Being addicted to heroin makes you sound like you've swallowed a mouthful of gravel. More info as we get it.

I'm not going to watch this, obviously, cos it's made by fascists, but is anybody else getting Michael Bentine's Potty Time vibes from this? www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uZD...

I'm watching A Very Peculiar Practice for an upcoming podcast. It's just fucking perfect, isn't it?

I was really worried that leaving Facebook five months ago would result in me losing all my friends and becoming more antisocial. But guess what? That's right - I've lost all my friends and I've become more antisocial

What I'm wearing to the Rapture.

Let's start with his wife. www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

I'm sure Walt Disney is currently spinning in his cryogenic coffin.

"Hey, you should totally subscribe to Disney+ so you can watch that show about the rise of fascism..." Life comes at you fast in 2025.

Things I'm looking forward to when we get a fascist government: The end of the BBC Er, that's it.

If we're against ANTIFA, does that mean we're the fascists?

Top 10 TV Comedy Shows (in no particular order): MST3K Community The Office (US) Big Train Arrested Development Brass Eye Steptoe and Son I'm Alan Partridge The Thick of It Him & Her

Currently listening to this absolute banger. music.youtube.com/watch?v=ljwo...

This is me when I see a post that says "the left aren't celebrating the death of Charlie Kirk."

I'm beginning to think that waiting three years to prosecute Trump for trying to overthrow the government was a bad idea.

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We have always been at war with Aber-Beysian.

I just heard someone on Times Radio claim that Tyler Robinson can't be a leftist cos his dad was MAGA. I never knew that your political affiliation was genetic. Everyone's gone fucking mad.

"I have in my hand a massive piece of paper..."