I know I'm very late to this party but Sinners is fucking incredible. No notes.

This is why I was hoping for Armageddon in 1999. #totp

What time actual fuck is this shit? #totp

If you watch YouTube through your telly and have a 5.1 surround setup, this channel is fucking incredible: youtube.com/@5.1musiccha...

Sometimes I wish George Soros would pay somebody to do something.

It's clogged up with child porn.

The Nobel committee should revoke Machado's Peace Prize and they should give it to the winner of the penalty shootout between the second and third placed nominees. Oh, wait, wrong Peace Prize...

"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."

Reform UK is rapidly becoming the ship of Theseus.

Can a Nobel Prize be revoked? Asking for a dictator.

And I thought Dr Who was in trouble.

Twenty minutes into that new Star Trek series. It's fucking dreadful.

A 30-minute remix of Welcome to the Pleasuredome by Steven Wilson? Oh, go on, then. youtu.be/PBrLawZbNH8?...

I don't know why the massive racist Robert Jenrick didn't like Kemi Badenoch very much. I wonder if we'll ever find out.

“The British public are tired of political psychodrama."

I see France and Germany are sending troops to defend Greenland. I guess we'll just send a letter from the King.

I hope we are living in a computer simulation because I can't wait to leave a terrible review.

We had a politician in the UK who also gave a member of the public the middle finger. And what did we do here? We elected her as mayor.

I don't buy the whole "Greenland is a distraction from the Epstein Files" argument. The DoJ are breaking the law on that every single day and America has done sod all about it. Not even a strongly-worded email.

That Ofcom investigation in full: log onto X, find child porn, log off X. Er, that's it.

Coventry Apollo, 1st March 1982, Tiswas Live.

I'm playing KCD2 because it's supposedly ultra-realistic. I'm currently walking around the countryside with a small shop on my back.

"A second shit has hit your nappy."

I see Any Burnham is posting about child safety on social media. On X.

Just seen Bugonia. Would strongly recommend.

To all those people proudly proclaiming that they've finally shut down their Twitter accounts... I wouldn't brag about it if I were you. Congratulations, you finally turned your back on Nazi Germany - in 1944.

Theatre One in Coventry.

Main character - Garrick Marland.

Idea for Tony Gilroy's next Star Wars TV series that bridges the gap between RotJ and Force Awakens. It's basically the story of how the rebel alliance fails to prosecute or punish the Empire for anything they did during the original series, including blowing up planets.

YouTube just recommended a video to me: the Met Office Weather Forecast for Boxing Day. And if that wasn't stupid enough, it was for Boxing Day 2024.

Does anybody here remember the Epstein Files?

X response to Grok's sexualised images scandal is "insulting’ to victims of misogyny" says No 10. "Don't forget to follow us on X for more updates."

William Hartnell was born on this day in 1908, meaning if he were alive today he'd be dead

She wants us to remember her salad days.

Who gives a flying fuck what this lying cunt thinks? www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Noem: Protesters are trained to use their cars as weapons. You can't make this up.

Christ, if things get any worse in America, Hakeem Jeffries will have to talk to an empty room for eight hours.

Imagine I've re-edited the end of several James Bond films so they now say James Bond will return in Avengers: Doomsday. Just imagine it; it will save us all time.

This speech is fucking insane, even for him.

Just watching Trump humiliating France on live TV, aka Tuesday.

Happy Unpunished Insurrection Day.

Starmer Is determined to ignore the polls. A brilliant strategy - the next election is in the bag. www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

Everything by Roger Waters

Keir Starmer finally responds to Trump breaching international law.

First they came for Venuzuela but Keir Starmer did not speak out, because Keir Starmer is a cowardly cunt.

Anyway, 2026 is off to a cracking start.

Maduro will be subjected to the full force of Trump's itemised bill for a pardon.

Trump's chance of winning the UEFA Peace Prize is now in tatters.