A regular in Sunderland's Ku Club back then, usually early on when the place was still fairly empty. Good work, DJ Tommy Hair

My first time at a venue I've always wanted to visit, seeing one of my all-time live favourites - Self Esteem at Barrowlands

Just read that tedious, pillow-humping grifter's latest 809-word 'woe is me' tweet and all I could hear in my head was Charlie Brown's teacher youtu.be/_8_HsEKlr6A?...

Too tired to do a list but what I will say is that IN MY OPINION* Alan Partridge is easily the greatest comedy character of all time. Over 30 years of evolution with barely a missed step. Astonishing. (*Sadly, and as always, I am not interested in your opinions)

Oh yes, this is fine

I appear to be watching the same late-night snooker match that I watched 24 hours ago

Had a quick listen - phenomenal 1977 Roobarb vs Paddington vibes

Oh yes.

Pretty sure that Pet Shop Boys would be fine about Mr Vain keeping Go West off the top #TOTP

I can't watch these 1998 TOTP episodes as they go out live - so much dogshit within. Sometimes I fast forward through whole episodes. I am fun.

I hereby demand to take control of Your Party and replace it with my new party which I am calling Arse Tits and which I have already closed down. BOSH!

The Twiggy documentary that just started on BBC2 is brilliant #andrewsreviews

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NEW EPISODE! ‘Ep. 54 - Don’t Nap And Pod’ The return of divorced MVG, a special guest, crazy darts, midlife crisis action, drugs, and some new equipment. Available wherever you put your podcasts into your ears

The Firm is on BBC4 in 15 mins (Phil Davis preview on now) Alan Clarke's final film. What. A. Director.

ITV4 - should be a cracking evening Josh Rock v MVG Luke Littler v Gerwyn Price

Oh fuck yes Wait - HOW LONG?

Why don't they advertise soft porn films at the football any more?

LETTERMAN! nymag.visitlink.me/1Khcdh

LETTERMAN! nymag.visitlink.me/1Khcdh

Just been to see the Spinal Tap sequel. Enjoyed it but it was patchy. There was some brilliant stuff in the end credits and the actual film needed more of that and absolutely none of the Elton John bits

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Some studio footage which tells a Beardsley Christmas tale has leaked from our archive courtesy of a machine and is now on our Club Parsnips facility on Patreon... here's a taste of its flavour...

“He has been killed for saying things that used to be simple common sense. He has been killed because he had the courage to stand up publicly for reasonable opinions held by millions and millions of ordinary people both in the US and Britain.” - Boris Johnson

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Athletico Mince just mentioned on Mastermind 😎

While we wait - what else? - for the long mooted second Paul Buchanan solo album, I'll share my 2006 interview with him, the first of several. I'm continually surprised by how many views this gets each week but, then again, we all love a good old-fashioned mystery story. medium.com/@graeme_1713...

1m 56secs walk-on by James Wade there. Prick.

One month since the emergence of high performance influencer Geoff Christmas...

The 'human interest' stories on the Great North Run are heavily weighted in favour of those taking part in the race - still not enough coverage of those of us who choose not to run.

Maybe we shouldn't bring back sketch shows

Michael van Gerwen is back, back, BACK!

Social media algorithms are probably the greatest public health atrocity since the Black Death 🤪🤪🤪

Still the greatest pop group of this century so far.

AYE GAN ON THEN

I love Billy Connolly beyond all reason www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

'If you had a fully-operational time machine, would you go back and kill Hitler?' 'No, I'd go back and tape every single episode of A Frame With Davis'

Because I'm a sucker for punishment, I'm rewatching The World at War at the moment. And, although history never quite repeats itself in the exact same ways, lots of the echoes of now are uncanny. 1

He'll end up at Wrexham next

It's looking grim for perpetual fraud Graham Potter

It's Like That is quite recent isn't it? It's certainly not TWENTY SEVEN YEARS AGO. #totp

Not even midday and I've already seen 80 minutes of Daniel Kitson doing stand-up. How's THAT for living?

Buy this or perish

Got on a train from Morpeth to Edinburgh to find some snoozing arsehole in my reserved seat. Almost certainly some London fucker.

And he got paid for it with a crate of champagne

Periodic reminder to give this pod a go, top blokes being funny and irreverent, highest tier IFS is excellent value for the output, occasional football, Roy of the Rovers, deep dives, shallow dives, topical darts, it's all there

Very enjoyable pod content here.

As with Twitter, the muting is slow but steady

Quite enjoyable

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