NEW EPISODE! (IFS early access) ‘Two-Handed Mug Holding’ The rise of Sunderland, Brazil and Monkhouse, mortality, bequeathing, Dave Bassett, the golf, and an unexpected march. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/139994... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS Turbo exclusive) ‘The Melchester 1983 Holiday Odyssey - Part 3’ Roy’s lustful public display, Duty Free, an offer, a bus with wipe-clean seats, and hero worship. www.patreon.com/posts/139798... (Source material: www.patreon.com/posts/139798...)

NEW EPISODE! (IFS Turbo/Platinum exclusive) ‘The Melchester Odyssey - Part 329’ A fat kid, sausages, kerb-crawling managers, Roy gets winded, violence, gunfire, and the SAS bus turns up. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/139670... & APPLE SUBS (Source Material: www.patreon.com/posts/139671...)

NEW EPISODE! (IFS Turbo/Platinum exclusive) ‘Life Logistics - Elvis Animal Heaven’ The King summons dead pets, more teeth stuff, mug etiquette, Fringe rubbish, broken car talk, and freelancing. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/139500... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Emily’s Granpa, in case you were struggling to recall what he looks like next to Palin, Heaton, Macca and Lewis.

Who is Britain's Kindest Man? DECIDE NOW! www.patreon.com/posts/139499...

NEW EPISODE! ‘Britain’s Kindest Man’ We look at your nominations and compile a shortlist of the men that Sam must topple for his dream role. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/139352... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... (and ad-riddled on all other reliable pod apps)

NEW EPISODE! (IFS Turbo/Platinum exclusive) ‘The Melchester 1983 Holiday Odyssey - Part 2’ A chronology update, a charity match media blackout, Roy dispossesses a teammate, Michael Owen, and Pipe Boy. www.patreon.com/posts/139256... Source material: www.patreon.com/posts/139256...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS early access) ‘Pain Now, Never Later!’ Likes and subscribes, drinking with Digby McDonald, ITN snack options, and a massage update. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/139203... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW (OLD) EPISODE! (IFS Plus) ‘The Top Flight Time Machine Odyssey - Part 50 (IFS Plus Reissue)’ (Rec: 19/3/25) Private thoughts, retired footballers, Shoot v Match, Michael Caine, effigy snobbery, and middle class dogs. www.patreon.com/posts/139059...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS Turbo/Platinum exclusive) ‘The 1984/85 Argos Catalogue - Part 12’ Maleness, masculinity, son-to-father Christmas gifts, cigar podcasts, cupboard apartments, and the best advert. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/139090... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! ‘The World’s Greatest Thing’ We pay tribute to the late Ricky Hatton, plus manmade vs nature, Darwin is dismissed, and striving for kindness. Free-to-air on all pod apps and… PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/138887... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS early access) ‘The World’s Greatest Thing’ We pay tribute to the late Ricky Hatton, plus manmade vs nature, Darwin is dismissed, and striving for kindness. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/138887... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS Turbo exclusive) ‘The Melchester 1983 Holiday Odyssey - Part 1’ Roy scores a great goal, goes on holiday and meets a fan. www.patreon.com/posts/melche... (Source material: www.patreon.com/posts/melche...)

NEW EPISODE! ‘Argos Zoom-In’ Phoning for jobs, bonus Melchester, a girl bully, Billy Joel, baby Superman, fruit flies, and Mr T’s daughter. Available EVERYWHERE! (and ad-free at) PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/138685... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS early access) ‘Argos Zoom-In’ Phoning for jobs, bonus Melchester, a girl bully, Billy Joel, baby Superman, fruit flies, and Mr T’s daughter. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/138685... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Coming exclusively to IFS Turbo on Friday... another ROTR Holiday Special mini-series...

NEW EPISODE! ‘Hot Flight Tub Machine’ Cat grandadding, flats, stoning windows, uncling, fruit flies, weeds, a comfort purchase, and a new sport to love. Available EVERYWHERE! (and ad-free at) PATREON: patreon.com/posts/138364... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS early access) ‘Hot Flight Tub Machine’ Cat grandadding, flats, stoning windows, uncling, fruit flies, weeds, a comfort purchase, and a new sport to love. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/138364... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! ‘Baymax’s Paws’ A pause, a charity appeal, bad backs and massages, reviews, Armani, Peter Sellers, and The Beatles. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/baymax... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... …and free-to-air with ads on all good pod apps

We've been outspoken about mental health Now we’re backing Stay Tuned - a podcast-powered campaign to smash the stigma surrounding suicide and raise money for CALM 1/2

NEW EPISODE! (IFS early access) ‘Baymax’s Paws’ A pause, a charity appeal, bad backs and massages, reviews, Armani, Peter Sellers, and The Beatles. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/baymax... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS Turbo/Platinum exclusive) ‘Life Logistics - Alternative Booze Ingestion’ Sleep tips, mints, bum brandy, motoring advice, colouring pens, and Lee Child books. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/137898... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! ‘Human Honey’ Park drinking, sticker night, football pinks, Todd Boehly’s farming methods, deadline day, and a Delaney party. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/137854... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... …and ad-riddled everywhere else

NEW EPISODE! (IFS early access) ‘Rescheduled Curry Night’ Sandwiches, food delivery, an expensive day out, 1984 pop reimagined, penalty fun, and a celeb snake escape. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/137574196 APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS Turbo/Platinum exclusive) ‘The 1984/85 Argos Catalogue - Part 9’ Live typing, emojis, Lego, Jabba’s disco office, day raves, great uncling, and soldering projects. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/137411... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS early access) ‘Emotional Support Doris’ Dementia’s inevitable creep, evidence, red carpet touching, grass assessment, donkey merch, and funk. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/137246... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS early access) ‘Shame’ A trip to the Fringe, an urban canine emergency, and an unexpected brush with a global TV phenomenon. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/137084... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS Turbo/Platinum exclusive) ‘The 1984/85 Argos Catalogue - Part 8’ Our soldering love is reignited, plus metalwork, grammar schools, addiction, freezer door woe, and engraving. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/136782... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS Turbo/Platinum exclusive) ‘History Box - Fidel Castro Dairy Part 1’ A pub quizmaster, dairy farming, scoop numbering, Brian Clough, nationalising chippies and pubs, & the single flavour PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/136782... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! ‘Dry Sharpie’ Illness, the return of the Premier League, unwanted pop-ups, journalistic excellence and an autograph fail. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/136706... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... …and all reliable pod apps

NEW EPISODE! (IFS early access) ‘Dry Sharpie’ Illness, the return of the Premier League, unwanted pop-ups, journalistic excellence and an autograph fail. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/136706... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS early access) ‘Strictly Bosh!’ A sort of football season preview, telly dances into oblivion, Sam’s greengage harvesting plans, and a prize car. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/136490... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1729... @andydawson.bsky.social @delaneyman.bsky.social @tftimemachine.bsky.social The greatest comic scene ever!

𝗔𝗟𝗟-𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗩𝗜𝗘𝗪 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪 @1easterbrook.bsky.social @stephengoldsmith.bsky.social and @garethbarkerwms.bsky.social preview the first match of the new season. We're also delighted to be joined by Sam and Andy from @tftimemachine.bsky.social #SAFC wisemensay.co.uk/all-new-prev...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS Turbo/Platinum exclusive) ‘History Box - Glasgow Airport Attack 2007’ A look at the seven have-a-go heroes who foiled near-certain carnage 18 years ago. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/136245... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Say hello to Geoff Christmas - 'high performance influencer' and star of @tomasmithmusic.bsky.social's new pop video youtu.be/gIXuzuKMkXw?...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS early access) ‘Don’t Kink The Feed’ Arcade etiquette, Isle of Wight telly, King of the Hill returns, grunge on Talksport, and wart chat. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/136220... APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... (free-to-air from 1pm)

It's Roy Keane's 54th birthday - why not mark the occasion by listening to our Keane Odyssey episodes...

NEW EPISODE! ‘Pizza Restaurant Troll’ Holidaying, triangulator-avoidance, customer service, a parenting level unlocked, and Dad v Lad Olympics. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/135962... APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... …and all reliable pod apps

NEW EPISODE! (IFS early access) ‘Pizza Restaurant Troll’ Holidaying, triangulator-avoidance, customer service, a parenting level unlocked, and Dad v Lad Olympics. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/135962... APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... (7-day free trial available)

NEW EPISODE! (IFS Turbo/Platinum exclusive) ‘The Melchester Odyssey - Part 322’ The Hussein boys, metabolisms, Roy in trainers, a centre circle motorcade, three-legged camels, and… MAYHEM. www.patreon.com/posts/135794... Source material: www.patreon.com/posts/135850... Also on Apple Pod Subs

NEW EPISODE! (IFS Turbo/Platinum exclusive) ‘The 1984/85 Argos Catalogue - Part 6’ Argos talk for groups of men, jewellery boxes, bedroom boxing, drug detection, sewing stuff, and industrial knitting. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/135794... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS Turbo/Platinum exclusive) ‘Top Flight Tune Machine - 28/5/1995 Part 3’ The Britpop trajectory, Jarvis on Pop Quiz and Pulp’s return, the Oasis reunion, and great dance pop. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/135704... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! ‘Noel Gallagher is typing…’ Sam goes to see Oasis at Wembley. Apologies for the persistent sound issues in this episode. AD-FREE at www.patreon.com/posts/135639... AND podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... …ad-riddled on all other platforms

NEW EPISODE! (IFS early access) ‘Noel Gallagher is typing…’ Sam goes to see Oasis at Wembley. Apologies for the persistent sound issues in this episode. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/135639... APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS early access) ‘Car Park Ducks’ The fox mystery continues, quizhousery, four Edmonds sightings, and some mailbag delving. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/car-pa... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS Turbo/Platinum exclusive) ‘The Melchester Odyssey - Part 321’ Bobby Robson’s microfiche research, an airport farewell, a red carpet welcome, and trouble lies ahead. www.patreon.com/posts/135260... Source material: www.patreon.com/posts/135260... (Also on ApplePodSubs)

And now also free-to-air on ALL reliable pod apps!

NEW EPISODE! (IFS early access) ‘Disillusioned Monk’ Batteryheads, Travolta mirrors, Elvis fandom, a Texan invite, bear fear, and farewell to a fluffy legend PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/135131... APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...