NEW EPISODE! (IFS early access) ‘The Home Of Nuance’ Marathon podding, the voice of political youth, Hitler’s shortcomings, an office party, and Taskmaster. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/143518... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS Turbo/Platinum exclusive) ‘The Melchester Odyssey - Part 336’ Olsen v Pigface, marzipan, falcon egg theft, Emlyn’s demise, a Vietnamese boat boy, and a massive new lad. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/143436... and APPLE POD SUBS Source material: www.patreon.com/posts/143436...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS Turbo/Platinum exclusive) ‘The 1984/85 Argos Catalogue - Part 20’ A magnificent brass eagle, pub furniture, polishing statues, country pubs, old men on a sofa, and glass clowns. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/143360... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

We've turned our TFTM Gold series in the direction of our 2020 deep dive into Brian Moore's visit to Kevin Keegan in Hamburg. Here is your source material. www.patreon.com/posts/143403...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS Turbo/Platinum exclusive) ‘History Box - McDonaldland Part 3’ Animal snouts, the book of Sam, dog skallingtons, mayor power, moustaches, and psychopath behaviour. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/143265... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! ‘France Stance Turnaround’ Resignations, a fancily-dressed teen, a canal boat fungi fiasco, football, draught prevention, and telly denial. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/france... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t... AND AD-RIDDLED EVERYWHERE ELSE!

NEW EPISODE! (IFS early access) ‘France Stance Turnaround’ Resignations, a fancily-dressed teen, a canal boat fungi fiasco, football, draught prevention, and telly denial. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/143205... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW (OLD) EPISODE! (IFS Plus) ‘The Top Flight Time Machine Odyssey - Part 57 (IFS Plus Reissue)’ (Rec: 8/5/25) Brain fluid, slimming tea, helicopter chase telly, Italia 90 boat antics, dogs, wheelies, a jazz book, and a tree trial. www.patreon.com/posts/142838...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS Turbo/Platinum exclusive) ‘The 1984/85 Argos Catalogue - Part 19’ Hairdrying helmets, Farage’s Touch Force, borrowing razors, newsreaders, and facial vibration. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/142831... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS Turbo/Platinum exclusive) ‘History Box - McDonaldland Part 2’ A shower incident, girl groups, Mel Blatt, woke McD’s, concealed weapons, and the genesis of Ronald. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/142772... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS early access) ‘Medical Tablet Trauma’ Seven minutes of annoying echoing, retirement, chugging Rennie, saunas, Live Aid, and a Melchester game. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/142676... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS early access) ‘The Haaland Life’ Sexy aliens, the current activities of Peter Purves, pre-Christmas bargains, and celebrity rabies. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/142445... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS Turbo/Platinum exclusive) ‘The 1984/85 Argos Catalogue - Part 18’ Typewriters! ‘Delaney News’, learning to type as a feminist act, fax chat, Tipp-Ex abuse, and the 1984 internet. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/142282... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS Turbo/Platinum exclusive) ‘History Box - McDonaldland Part 1’ Trump vs Mayor McCheese, a soulless hellscape, a clown made of mince, Rodald McDodald, Buzby, and Ian Hungary. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/142202... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! ‘High Performance Week’ Football talk, a sideways look, emulating Haaland, Brandreth hits back, and Lily Allen. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/142117... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... AND AD-RIDDLED EVERYWHERE ELSE!

NEW EPISODE! (IFS early access) ‘High Performance Week’ Football talk, a sideways look, emulating Haaland, Brandreth hits back, and Lily Allen. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/142117... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS early access) ‘Officially Bored’ Bad parenting, repetition, McCartney in the 1970s, Japanese jail racism, Lagos chaos, and a fan origin story. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/141905... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

It is our time.

From ‘The 1984/85 Argos Catalogue - Part 17’

NEW EPISODE! (IFS Turbo/Platinum exclusive) ‘The 1984/85 Argos Catalogue - Part 17’ Storage solutions, cocktail opinions, a photographer’s mansion, Glu, and Corrie swearing. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/141787... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

From ‘Top Flight Tune Machine - 17/12/1987 Part 4’

NEW EPISODE! (IFS Turbo/Platinum exclusive) ‘Top Flight Tune Machine - 17/12/1987 Part 4’ Heiress cosplay, the celebrity hinterland, refreshed Albarn, criticising, the Carlisle era dawns, and Smiths chat PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/141639... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! ‘Licky The Superdog’ Tartan shirt explanation, meeting Carry On Cleo, more Vinted joy, more J-Place names, and a robbery of honour. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/141589... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... and free (ad-riddled) everywhere else!

From 'Licky The Superdog'

NEW EPISODE! (IFS early access) ‘Licky The Superdog’ Tartan shirt explanation, meeting Carry On Cleo, moreVinted joy, more J-Place names, and a robbery of honour. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/141589... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Peter Reid's flares

NEW EPISODE! (IFS early access) ‘Flake Disgrace’ A name game, Sam’s trifle woe, fridge issues, big shops, shopping trolley cosplay, and the return of flares. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/141424... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

IFS Turbo-exclusive live videostream from 7.30pm Link will be posted on the Patreon a few minutes before we start, as per usual 🫡

NEW EPISODE! (IFS Turbo/Platinum exclusive) ‘The 1984/85 Argos Catalogue - Part 16’ Crook locks, car theft, thieving nuns, inspection lamps, transparent sex mats, spot lights, and Sam’s chemical plans. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/141205... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS Turbo/Platinum exclusive) ‘Top Flight Tune Machine - 17/12/1987 Part 3’ A disclaimer, awards, Elvis’ deathversary, Boy George, middle-aged Beatles, and childhood goals we scored. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/141144... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! ‘Stiff Peaks’ Saddertainment, a legal threat, anti-Womack radicalisation, a boot disaster, trifle, and a returning name formula. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/141060... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... and free (ad-riddled) everywhere else!

NEW EPISODE! (IFS early access) ‘Stiff Peaks’ Saddertainment, a legal threat, anti-Womack radicalisation, a boot disaster, trifle, and a returning name formula. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/141060... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! ‘Wembley On Tour’ More Basran, small sweet treats, racist radio, sad dogs, Mother Shipton, extreme beauty, and Tuchel’s outburst. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/140892... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... AND AD-RIDDLED EVERYWHERE ELSE!

NEW EPISODE! (IFS early access) ‘Wembley On Tour’ More Basran, small sweet treats, racist radio, sad dogs, Mother Shipton, extreme beauty, and Tuchel’s outburst. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/140892... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS Turbo/Platinum exclusive) ‘The Melchester Odyssey - Part 331’ Sensitivity, tragedy, a factual error, wreckage, a casualty list, and Roy tries to process what has happened. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/140753... & Apple Subs Source material: www.patreon.com/posts/140810...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS Turbo/Platinum exclusive) ‘The 1984/85 Argos Catalogue - Part 15’ Toys! Car toys! Stalking Terry Nutkins, David Gower, jailing Vader, and modern society. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/140695... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

John Hartson uttered the most iconic commentary line during Wales run to the semi finals of Euro 2016. “They’re running amok, an absolute mok” legend

NEW EPISODE! ‘Tony Blackburn’s Ducklettes’ More muscles content, Wogan, cosy Saturday night telly, phone logistics, big vs lanky, and a Peter Reid dream. AD-FREE PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/140520... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... …and on all good pod apps

NEW EPISODE! (IFS early access) ‘Tony Blackburn’s Ducklettes’ More muscles content, Wogan, cosy Saturday night telly, phone logistics, big vs lanky, and a Peter Reid dream. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/140520... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS early access) ‘Basran Aftermath’ Muscles Fortnight updates, fat jabs, gluttony, gyros love, a sad demise, and an evicted tribe. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/140294... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS Turbo/Platinum exclusive) ‘The Melchester Odyssey - Part 330’ A shocking front page, hero fantasies, Vic’s SAS qualifications, Roy’s eye patch dreams, Captain Tom, and tragedy. and Apple Subs www.patreon.com/posts/140218... Source material: www.patreon.com/posts/140219...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS Turbo/Platinum exclusive) ‘The 1984/85 Argos Catalogue - Part 14’ The executive zone, robot dog doctors, solo play, grandparents’ stuff, salad bowls, and electronic keyboards. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/140133... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

This will be VERY READABLE

Tomorrow, exclusively for IFS Platinum/Turbo subscribers...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS early access) ‘Two-Handed Mug Holding’ The rise of Sunderland, Brazil and Monkhouse, mortality, bequeathing, Dave Bassett, the golf, and an unexpected march. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/139994... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE! (IFS Turbo exclusive) ‘The Melchester 1983 Holiday Odyssey - Part 3’ Roy’s lustful public display, Duty Free, an offer, a bus with wipe-clean seats, and hero worship. www.patreon.com/posts/139798... (Source material: www.patreon.com/posts/139798...)

NEW EPISODE! (IFS Turbo/Platinum exclusive) ‘The Melchester Odyssey - Part 329’ A fat kid, sausages, kerb-crawling managers, Roy gets winded, violence, gunfire, and the SAS bus turns up. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/139670... & APPLE SUBS (Source Material: www.patreon.com/posts/139671...)

NEW EPISODE! (IFS Turbo/Platinum exclusive) ‘Life Logistics - Elvis Animal Heaven’ The King summons dead pets, more teeth stuff, mug etiquette, Fringe rubbish, broken car talk, and freelancing. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/139500... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Emily’s Granpa, in case you were struggling to recall what he looks like next to Palin, Heaton, Macca and Lewis.

Who is Britain's Kindest Man? DECIDE NOW! www.patreon.com/posts/139499...