Some studio footage which tells a Beardsley Christmas tale has leaked from our archive courtesy of a machine and is now on our Club Parsnips facility on Patreon... here's a taste of its flavour...

Say hello to Geoff Christmas - 'high performance influencer' and star of @tomasmithmusic.bsky.social's new pop video youtu.be/gIXuzuKMkXw?...

SOME LINKS: SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/episode/4P5u... APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/b... ACAST: shows.acast.com/athleticomin...

NEW (OLD) EPISODE! ‘Boiled Parsnips 49: Missed Spoon Opportunity’ Country music, gift talk, an Ally Pally visit, ding dong, a llama meeting, and some interesting topics. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 1/1/25)

NEW (OLD) EPISODE! ‘Boiled Parsnips 49: Missed Spoon Opportunity’ Country music, gift talk, an Ally Pally visit, ding dong, a llama meeting, and some interesting topics. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 1/1/25)

'Or you can be Honky Tonk...'

NEW EPISODE! (Club Parsnips exclusive) ‘Parsnips 59: Sons’ Football, a song, names, topics, another Sorrento tale, pig Guru, a Martin visit, and telly ideas. Available via our Patreon page and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions (7-day FREE TRIAL on both)

A lovely moment of harmony from the upcoming new episode

medico

LINKS: (both with 7-day free trial) PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/132643... APPLE PODCASTS SUBSCRIPTIONS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

NEW EPISODE! (Club Parsnips exclusive) ‘Parsnips 58: Medico’ Glastonbury, John Cooper Sunshine, beach safety, a disrupted eye test, a Sorrento holiday, and Coogan meets Mick. Available on Patreon and Apple Pod Subscriptions - both with a 7-DAY FREE TRIAL

NEW EPISODE! (Club Parsnips exclusive) ‘Parsnips 58: Medico’ Glastonbury, John Cooper Sunshine, beach safety, a disrupted eye test, a Sorrento holiday, and Coogan meets Mick. Available on Patreon and Apple Pod Subscriptions - both with a 7-DAY FREE TRIAL

We recorded a new Mince/Parsnips episode this afternoon and it included what I truly believe is the greatest story Bob has ever told me.

We are on The Tik Tok vm.tiktok.com/ZNdSF37xK/

Here's some BITS from 'Boiled Parsnips 48: Ladder Parties' Available now from all reliable pod apps

NEW EPISODE! (Club Parsnips exclusive) ‘Parsnips 57: Cupboard Dogs’ Names, topics, a tale from Scotland, questions, Hodgson, Martin meets Farke, and vegetarian waiter ASMR. Get it on Patreon or Apple Podcast Subscriptions - both with 7-day free trial and TOTAL ARCHIVE ACCESS!

Some links… SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/episode/7ht1... APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/b... ACAST: shows.acast.com/athleticomin...

NEW EPISODE! (unleashed from the Club Parsnips archive) ‘Boiled Parsnips 47: Norwegian Tasting’ Safety, memory renewal, a quiz, Gangs of the EPL, a door, Ding Dong, and access aggravation. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 5/10/24 www.patreon.com/posts/parsni...)

NEW EPISODE! (unleashed from the Club Parsnips archive) ‘Boiled Parsnips 47: Norwegian Tasting’ Safety, memory renewal, a quiz, Gangs of the EPL, a door, Ding Dong, and access aggravation. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 5/10/24 www.patreon.com/posts/parsni...)

Safety first. Full episode at www.patreon.com/posts/parsni...

There's a free preview segment on the Patreon link and you can get a 7-day free trial if you fancy dipping in and then fucking off again - we'd prefer it if you stuck around though

I feel as though this is a very good episode.

NEW EPISODE! (Club Parsnips exclusive) 'Parsnips 56: Lemon Drivel' Safety first, a QR game, Crime Files, a dog-based Littlepod, a visit to an old friend, and some children’s pastimes. Available NOW on Patreon, Apple Podcast Subscriptions and Acast+

Coming soon...

Coming soon...

NEW (COMPILATION) EPISODE! ‘The McClaren Collection Vol. 4’ Steve and Casper’s antics and adventures (and singing) from episode 85 to 116. Available on all reliable pod apps across the world!

NEW (OLD) EPISODE! ‘Boiled Parsnips 46 And A Half: Cool Petrol Guy’ Parsnippers questions, quizzing, singing, that sort of thing.

MORE SLENDER PEOPLE

SLENDER PEOPLE

MORE SLENDER PEOPLE

SLENDER PEOPLE

Some links… PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/125085... APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... ACAST+: shows.acast.com/athleticomin...

NEW EPISODE! (Club Parsnips EXCLUSIVE) ‘Topics Of Interest 6 – Dog Dirt, Doner, Pubs’ Some more important subjects are laid bare and wrangled with. Available on Patreon, Apple Podcasts Subscriptions and Acast+

NEW EPISODE! (Club Parsnips EXCLUSIVE) ‘Topics Of Interest 6 – Dog Dirt, Doner, Pubs’ Some more important subjects are laid bare and wrangled with. Available on Patreon, Apple Podcasts Subscriptions and Acast+

NEW (OLD) EPISODE! 'The Beardsley Collection Vol. 5' From episodes 103-113, including Carol’s new beau, Peter listening to Talksport, and much more… (Originally released to Club Parsnips members on 31/10/23) Available wherever you usually get your pods

NEW EPISODE! (Club Parsnips exclusive) 'Parsnips 55: The Power Of Nine' Numbers, Ferry, a quiz, chicken in a hot car, a pie quest, a piano engine, Crime Files, and more. Available on Patreon*. Apple Podcast Subscriptions* and Acast+ (*both with 7-day free trial)

Was it really just nine years ago...?

If you enjoy displaying your enjoyment of our podcast via the medium of clothing, our official merch partner on Etsy are running down their stock of T-shirts and other lovely bits of stuff. Prices are REDUCED… get it while you can! www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Athl...

Just found an old USB stick with some aged Mince studio footage on it that looks like it was filmed through a pile of gravel

NEW EPISODE! (Club Parsnips exclusive) ‘Parsnips 54: General Purpose Powder’ Safety tips with Mickey, ground poppadoms, a zoo visit, a BMLC function, a quiz, and an allergies song. Patreon or Apple Podcasts Subscriptions have 7-day free ad-free access to our entire archive…

If you're a member of our Club Parsnips thing on Patreon, a bit of studio footage showing a Barry Homeowner song being created has just 'dropped'

HNY

NEW(ISH) EPISODE! ‘Boiled Parsnips 42: Business Monkey’ Safety with Mickey Nixon, soccer secrecy, Steve and Mark drink liquids, countryside bother, and fighting with Peter. (Rec: 28/5/24 - full version available in Club Parsnips archive) Available from all great podcasting apps

NEW EPISODE! (Club Parsnips exclusive) ‘Parsnips 52: Ladder Parties’ Musical fun, shunned topics, a new quiz, Peter encounters Martin, a login, soccer secrecy, and nursery rhymes.

NEW VIDEO! (Club Parsnips exclusive) 'Steve and Casper and Mark and Jack' from Parsnips 49. Trigger warning: vaping snake. patreon.com/posts/114961541

NEW EPISODE! (Club Parsnips exclusive) 'Topics Of Interest 5 - Onion, Jam, Roof'   Some more important topics are tackled and dealt with. Get it on our Patreon, Apple Podcast Subscriptions or Acast+

Later today

NEW EPISODE! 'Ep. 125 - Mr. Parakeet' Safety first, crime on the Tyne, a Littlepod, Martin visits a darts star, and Barry C. Homeowner returns. Available from ALL reliable podcast apps.

NEW EPISODE (Club Parsnips exclusive) ‘Topics Of Interest 1 - Tellies, Posh, Tools’ Some topics of interest, addressed and tackled head on. Something a bit different. (links in next post)