You may choose one person to tell you the Aristocrats joke

And the original Escape from New York, even. Plus that hum-along end credits sequence from Buckaroo Banzai.

Even people who don't care about fishing boats being blown out of the water are going to find this difficult to accept. www.cnn.com/2025/10/25/e...

Even #Florida Sen. Rick Scott, whose lips are usually firmly attached to President Convicted Felon's butt, has a problem with his proposed expansion of offshore oil drilling in the Gulf. www.eenews.net/articles/tru... via @politico.com

Sensitive to cold https://www.wikiart.org/en/anders-zorn/sensitive-to-cold-1894

The two mysteries - 1966 https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/20497

Vultures cool themselves down by urinating on their own feet. Big Cat intern Geoff did the same thing when he began cleaning what he thought was an empty cage.

Jon Anderson, the driving force behind Yes, turns 81 today. You spent the day your way.

It feels so weird to remember a time when sports betting was widely considered to be a scumbag activity

The Keep

It's not paranoia if the pareidolia really is out to get you.

We just sold an automatic transfer switch to replace this zenith in which the contactor for the utility power's neutral had burned out, causing the facility to run on generator until they could wire a rental ATS to bypass.

“The department declined to answer questions about whether the donor is an American citizen or a foreign national.” Jesus Fucking Christ

Trump is selling the 1902 Thomas Jefferson bricks (government property) for $500 each. His ad is on FB.

So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube. Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X). *1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.” youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc

Every day. I’m just a dirty dog that way

Mike Johnson doesn't know sh*t

Updating my LEGO White House

When young, I was handsome enough to catch eyes without the need for fashion. Age, weathering, and a bit of extra weight have dulled my beauty somewhat. Wearing an article of clothing that catches the eye lends me back a little of the attention that years have stolen from me. Clothes make the man.

When my endocrine system betrayed me my dr said "Decline as you age is natural, gorilla." To which I shot back "Yeah? Famine and disease are natural too, yet doctors and scientists try to wipe those out!"

I'll be getting my Hawaiian shirt back tomorrow. The deputy investigating the case has located it and most of my other articles of laundry.

cc: @mavrocksgirl.bsky.social

“If U.S. citizens can be arrested under these operations is alarming enough, but the fact that the information is then deleted from public view is even more worrisome,” said Florida Immigrant Coalition’s Tessa Petit. “Facts are being hidden from Floridians, and we deserve to know why.”

"US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement in LA" * article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window

Do not under any circumstances cross the King of Yacht Rock. "This is an unauthorized use of my performance of ‘Danger Zone.’ Nobody asked me for my permission, which I would have denied, and I request that my recording on this video is removed immediately" variety.com/2025/music/n...

Girlie Show - 1941 https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/40054

Nice to know #Florida Sen. Rick Scott DOES have a line where he says it's gone too far. Unfortunately, it's "admitting that you're a Nazi" instead of "acting like a Nazi but not admitting it."

Oof: "Through the whole of our correspondence, however, there is something Halligan never said: She never said a word suggesting that she was not 'on the record.'"

This shirt was iconic. It was beautiful and never failed to catch eyes when I wore it. Every seam was perfectly matched so that the tiki patterns were continuous, though the color of the stamping might vary. The pockets were near invisible, lost in the contiguous pattern. It was art.

This was my favorite shirt when I would conceal carry. I could reach for items on the top shelf without flashing my pistol.

I haven't felt so violated since that time my late ex-wife broke into my house and rummaged around in my underwear drawer.

Stealing a man's underwear is nasty.

While talking in 2016 about the presidential race, I said to a friend that either of the candidates would shit on the American people from a great height. As evident today, the GOP enjoys that possibility.

She was legally declared a victim of a crime in a court of law, she was not an "accuser," she was a VICTIM

Photo is of San Diego 8 West to the 5

I had several items of clothing stolen from my dryer at the laundromat today. Dress pants, shorts, my favorite Hawaiian shirt, several t-shirts, underwear, and socks. Half of the load. My view is the dryer was obstructed from the seating area. But the thief was caught on camera taking my clothes.

Good Lord, what madness rules in brain-sick men, When for so slight and frivolous a cause Such factious emulations shall arise!

"these kids made a music video with their mom's door cam" [neglects to mention that their mom & dad are Juno award winning band Walk off the Earth]

Sharing this 102 year old WW2 Vet who is fighting fascism a second time.

At this pivotal time in American history, are you with the whimsical inflatable animals or the angry king with his shit cropdusting jet?

Any media outlets that don’t address this video of Trump wearing a crown dumping shit on Americans is normalizing it. As with everything else this authoritarian regime does, you’re either calling it out or normalizing it. There is no third option.

📜 New illustration of the sexual system of Carolus von Linnaeus. London: 1807.. [Source]

While talking in 2016 about the presidential race, I said to a friend that either of the candidates would shit on the American people from a great height. As evident today, the GOP enjoys that possibility.

Who else is getting their Hurkle-Durkle on this morning?

A 59yo MAGA woman pulls a gun while driving by a No Kings protest in South Carolina and promptly goes to jail. Trump's America...

Of course women don't like the Cyber truck. Women only want one thing, and it's an El Camino.

opseccels in shambles watching unmasked meemaws dead seriously call for guillotines