Busy end of the year for me. LICAF, Sonic Con UK and Thought Bubble! At LICAF and Thought Bubble I will be doing workshops with The Phoenix!

hot take, they're drawing Super Sonic wrong these days. He used to be an electric wildfire and now he's just yellow Sonic.

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

Cocaine so white it claps on the one and the three

We've just heard that if he ends up needing surgery we're looking at $4,000. We've already spent around $1,600. We would appreciate any help we can get. Thank you. ❤️

You should only listen to independent podcasts when you're shitting because otherwise you might hear a wondery ad you can't skip when you're wiping. Next time you gotta take a fat dump, consider the @houseofsnax.bsky.social

in a landmark just having a brain and being a grownup study, yeah we knew

This is far more disrespectful than any joke I've seen by the left about Charlie Kirk

The Bluesky Experience™

What!!?

Just saw the cafe staff member that I told the gents is out of soap go and use the gents without taking in any soap

Me sowing: I don't need to hoover today, it's not like anyone's visiting Me reaping: Another day, another small spiky thing I'm constantly stepping on, causing me to walk weirdly, and I can't remove it because it's somehow inside my sock

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If you (like me) watched a lot of Saved By The Bell in the day, you must have a listen to the Zack To The Future podcast. Mark-Paul Gosselaar (Zack Morris) never once watched the show irl, so he goes through the first season chatting about everything that was going on behind the scenes

I’m all for a bit of convenience but I take pride in contaminating my own sand

I am constantly saying this

I tell ya the more I hear about this Overton cunt's windows the more I wanna put them in

ofcom have the chance to do the funniest thing etc

The sound of the studio audience online is the favs and shares. It’s the social proof that this is funny.

Find your eponym by taking your first name and putting your last name after it

A brass band leader who's been playing on the seaside promenade for fifty years, but cries himself to sleep every night because he still hasn't been able to track down the sheet music for tiddlyom-pom-pom

"Jeremy, listen! The brass band are playing our song, 'Tiddlyom-Pom-Pom'"

Remember when the brass band played tiddlyom-pom-pom? Havent heard it in ages but apparently there's now a dubstep remix of tiddlyom-pom-pom

so the average ability to spell Guinevere is about to shoot up eh?

This Air BnB has a surprising stance on kitchen utensil theft

I think you'll find that God created Adam & Eve, not Roobarb & Custard, that was Bob Godfrey – no, sorry, hang on: Grange Calveley, apparently.

Oh look at this, this is great. Multiple people whose names I first heard from Abby enthusing about their IDW work, working on an original comic about stories we know

I'm just sitting down now to watch this but I know it's going to be well worth your time it you're into Metroid (or want to know what it is), because @shoogles.bsky.social videos are always good youtu.be/SqzRILN323c?...

This frontispiece in my book just made me laugh a lot. Is this Buddhist reincarnation, or some other form of afterlife?

The guy on this train with his bag on a seat while others stand needs to loudly mention being a DJ more

Ah god, here's an ebay listing for all the Ice & Fire books, but if you look at the video provided in the thumbnails you get to see the owner flicking mould all over his house www.ebay.co.uk/itm/36586163...

If my wife is reading this, piggate was the second happiest day of my life.

Best night on Twitter by miles I kept trying to go to bed but then a new joke would appear on the timeline and I could not stop laughing Think it was about 3:30am before I finally went to sleep Made funnier because I worked in Govt at the time so Cameron was essentially my big boss

Cool find in the charity books section of Morrisons today. A bit battered, and taped up, but that just adds to the charm.

At some point in my late teens I realised perhaps I should be proud I'd never smoked a cigarette. My fancy pink lungs never once clotted up with tar. Now in my 40s I still never have. Why break the streak? Well I'm starting to think ChatGPT might be one like that. Keep our brains nice and pink.

Ok why is there a guy called Nathan Bulmer drawing comics about @demontomatodave.bsky.social on instagram? Is this an evil twin situation? www.instagram.com/p/DMasZPVvot...

This is funniest possible headline for a song literally called "Song for Bob Dylan"

My god it's the food from the food fight in Hook

zoinks

Hope you’re studying one of these…

The funny thing I'm starting to realise is that your parents don't even know what their theme tunes are, because they only listened to it that once or twice, and you just happened to be there on your first trip to school or significant holiday or whatever www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL2f...

If my parents go and purchase Chinese food, it transubstantiates into the most delicious food possible, no matter where in the country we happen to be, what they order, or which takeaway they go to But if I do, it's a bit sloppy and it's at most okay

Music FACT: Placebo were originally a Cure tribute band

I got back into analog art in a big way two years ago (played on the edges for a year before that) and I have to say that I feel my progress has accelerated since I switched from video tutorials to books. There's a difference between Good for the Algorithm and Good for Learners, as it happens

Zuck is such a huge loser he made SUNGLASSES UNCOOL

It is actually completely mind bending watching a Home Counties numpty scream “Christ is King“ - would have been unimaginable even a year ago - how susceptible their whole personality is to American YouTubers - pathetic really

@demontomatodave.bsky.social I saw this and thought of you.