I wanted it to look like CLAYFACE had a hammer for a hand, but it looks like he's on his way to work

Joel's doing a reenactment of the Jess m thread but about Canada. What's going on today

Nice that the first time I either heard this was happening or realised it was a possibility was then banning it

Cute, but scientists are pointing out this is actually an elaborate hoax made by stitching a duck-billed platypus' beak onto a duck-billed platypus

This is the first photo ever taken. A dude in France took it in 1826 of a rooftop. 200 years old! And look at it. Look at it! It’s absolute SHIT! If I took that on my phone and posted it you’d be like “why the fuck did she bother?” It was so much easier to be an artist back then.

Let's talk about some Other Comics, shall we? Have you read Osamu Tezuka's dark, supernatural medical procedural Black Jack? I highly recommend it for fans of horror manga, old-school case-of-the-week storytelling or for fans who only know his work through Astro Boy.

27th President of the United States William Howard Taft confirmed for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie - new poster

Come watch me make gay people do math! Tickets: www.zeffy.com/en-US/ticket...

In Clair Obscure, I *seek out* fights. I'm disappointed if I'm not currently involved in one. I go easy on enemies so that I can have more fun for longer before they die. I can't remember the last time I experienced this - yes I can, Arkham Asylum.

I've been following that animator for ages (half my feed has) and she's been sound up til now, so I'm putting today down to a panic spiral as much as anything else. Pretty embarrassing though eh?

Once, in about 2009, I was listening to War of the Worlds and someone in the flat below banged on the ceiling. It went off immediately Ever since I've been worried that everyone around me thinks something I'm doing is too loud but isn't telling me and instead will build up to big revenge

It would be quite funny if nobody actually said two days ago that they planned to watch the hbo harry potter

Yesterday I was mildly annoyed by a group of American comedians I like, because one of them quoted an English person and used a pretty decent accent, then another one interrupted to "correct" their accent to that one where they just sort of yell in an accent they've made up. seems silly today lol

At chili’s

Only about 24 hours left! STORE LINK: tinyurl.com/2wu2ajvf

Look. Yes, I AM paying for him to come back to Hamelin, guilty, and yes, children keep disappearing, but I just really like the song he plays!

MLB’s Korean marketing slogan used to be “It’s big ball chunky time”, and I will never stop thinking about it

Wow - um, so after upgrading my graphics card I've been looking for something to really sink into, so I tried Clair Obscure. Me & Abby's lives have been noticeably improved by it. All that glowing praise didn't prepare me. It's very, very, VERY, very good indeed

the very specific ADHD feeling of buying a new thing because you need it, going to put it away, and finding that you already have that exact same model sitting there

we love to see it. fuck meta.

1996's batman v superman how's that pivot to AI going?

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN www.msn.com/en-gb/health...

Brave of him to admit that he was once a small child

Um, those are swords, not muskets, Alexandre Dumbass

F'Artagnan

YESSSS they came out great!!

I just woke up from a terrifying dream about Crispin Blunt just revolving round and round

weird to interview him at the trafford centre odeon anyway

if this is just the same game but without the pop-ins then that would either fix it, or make it completely unplayable due to visual noise and I can't wait to find out which

Calling bullshit on this, that's obviously a human skeleton not a dog www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I don’t think it will all fit in there.

Nothing can make me be capable of reading and understanding this, but if you are the kind of mathematical genius that knows how to jockey the wild forces that make all the money go away, you might want to do this!

reminder when you're doing your taxes, the number patreon is putting on your 1099 is the gross and they DO NOT exclude all the money they took from you in fees. you need to deduct that yourself as business expenses. an easy ("easy") way to do that is to download your earnings by month

Fuck Harry Potter just read discworld. It's a fantastical world of magical creatures and adventure but the author has class consciousness and knows how to write comedy that isn't just making fun of how fat a character is

I just woke up from a terrifying dream about Crispin Blunt just revolving round and round

"If you're not angry, you're not paying attention" well I'm not really paying attention but I am angry, what now

oh my god look at this

Artists have been edging so hard since 2022 that the relief when openAI dies might move the planet

(the without ads subscription has ads, but you just sort of don't notice for a while because of the satisfaction of having paid)

Look. Yes, I AM paying for him to come back to Hamelin, guilty, and yes, children keep disappearing, but I just really like the song he plays!

ooh @firefox.com adding split views for tabs and a free built-in vpn with 50GB of data is actually quite good (also reminder for those who don't like any AI stuff, there's now a button to disable all AI features, current and future)

the dream of seeing will smith realistically eat spaghetti is dead

I’m at ICE HQ

The other soldiers are gonna be so annoyed when we show up and start talking about Garek in Deep Space 9 and Skies of Arcadia on the Sega Dreamcast

Let's make a big pile. (Of Puke).

(On a monitored prison line) Yea dude there was one cop who was such a fuckin dick but his partner was cool as hell he’s who I confessed all the crimes to