me: I don't like games veering into massive open worlds, I preferred the older more closed off worlds of the past other person: but they've always wanted to make these massive open worlds!!! me: cool, maybe we need to bring back technical limitations then

gamers when a demo has a character with dialogue in it: wow so this exact dialogue will be in every five minutes of the full game I can't believe this

metroid prime has a jar jar binks now? hell yeah

will pokopia take place in the timeline where red joined team rocket when he was asked if he wanted to on nugget bridge

short stream of pokemon (probably only going for an hour or so) www.twitch.tv/joycontent

luigi pulling bowser aside to tell him that he doesn't need to have abs for women to find him attractive and some women like dad bods so he should have a better self image

Oh, come on

oh dang the new thirteenth doctor audio is just it takes you away 2

Daily reminder that if you use the word "cissexual" to refer to trans people, you are a transphobe throwing abuse laterally at other trans people.

wow it's the game that I forgot I was getting

got called into work today so if I stream it'll be short and starting at like 10pm est might not stream if I'm too tired when I get home though

no way Saudi Arabia bought another company

Canada Post tried to deliver a package to me today that needed a signature and I have no clue what it is, never had tracking info sent to me lately for anything guess I'll find out tomorrow according to the tracking website it comes from the Netherlands???

we're already 20 minutes late and the bus driver doesn't know the bus route (because it's just slightly different from the daytime route) so they're looking it up please I get off at the next stop

it must suck to be brie larson and for any time she gets a role there are only two opinions on it online - angry manbabies - "wow, the manbabies will be angry about this, nice"

new eleventh doctor big finish range has him meet a new companion and immediately take her to Space Florida why would you do that to her doctor there's no way she deserves to go to a place that bad

it's always funny when you see somebody that acts like they have a taste for underrated games because they don't like some incredibly popular games and then the games they do like are just the other incredibly popular games out there

if you ever think your art is too cringe just remember that john lennon once wrote "he's got feet down below his knees" in one of his songs and if you ever think your art is too horny paul mccartney wrote a song that's just straight up "why don't we have sex in the middle of the road"

sorry but I failed no shave november 😔

people talk about how hot s.ydney s.weeney is when she's not even the hottest blonde from e.uphoria (that would be h.unter s.chafer)

the r rated cut of the mario galaxy movie will show us why nintendo copyright claimed bowser porn a couple years ago by showing us bowser's other paintings

"AI is not a threat" says man threatened by vibrators

perfect casting

THIRTEENTH DOCTOR CHRISTMAS TOMORROW

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

joy content is a leaker???

you know it's really not great for my mental health that it's not really possible for me to fully untangle my circle of people from the circle of people that support the person that harassed me over her victims

pokemon lesbians z-a www.twitch.tv/joycontent

some people are upset that they're claiming dispatch is queerbaiting them because it has a lgbt tag on steam which is funny because the only way that could spread is if nobody ever bothered to check not only are tags on steam made by users, not devs, but they removed that tag so as to not queerbait

Squeakross is current on discount as part of the Animal Fest on steam! Here are 4 screenshots from players to convince you to check out the game! s.team/a/2871440 (We also have a lengthy demo with progress that carries over to the full game, check it out!)

accidentally brought a proximity taser instead of the remote taser into a hitman freelancer mission and killed myself 😔

tough for me because most of my favourite games didn't make it but: 1. Tetris 2. Ape Escape 3. Paper Mario 64 4. Dissidia 012 Final Fantasy 5. Shovel Knight: Treasure Trove 6. Pikmin 2 7. Donkey Kong Bananza 8. Rollercoaster Tycoon 9. Banjo-Kazooie 10. The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons

I see muting "game key cards" isn't enough

classic doctor who really did like to go "you know this guy is evil because he's literally just in a nazi uniform"

it's official 😔

a creative vision that doesn't get suffocated for the sake of wider appeal

my phone updated and now literally the entire ui is different :/

I can't believe they're making a tv show about the time jimmy olsen slept with gorilla grodd's wife

"tune in at 9 am for a direct on the new mario movie"

Did you know? The Nintendo DS includes a cartridge slot reserved for the memory expansion pack for the Internet Browser and Rumble Pak. But if you insert a GBA cartridge instead, it actually lets you play the game! (You can even choose which screen you wanna use).

new rumour says doctor who is in talks to go to paramount+ and that would be the worst case scenario considering paramount is going full trump fan

how will the "miyamoto is the cause of everything I don't like about nintendo games" crowd react to the news that miyamoto doesn't do any development on games and only plays them for 30 minutes to give notes on the interface so nothing in the games is on him

since doctor who is leaving tubi can they make the doctor who: classic youtube channel available in canada

Yoshi used to look perpetually sleepy, but they made him woke now.

me realizing humans would be able to survive cold temperatures better if we had fur:

Just repeating in case some of you forgot: we have a rodent editor I repeat, we have a RODENT EDITOR

when you think about it, DKC3 is the reason why we get 3D platformers that have NPCs that just exist to make the worlds feel like lived-in locations