rewatched the end of #CelebrityTraitors and I absolutely cannot cope with David Olusoga, Britain's nicest and kindest man

making Jacob the stereotypical Bluesky user is the rudest and truest attack anyone has ever made on us

This was where I first became aware of Joe Marler, and I've adored him ever since. youtu.be/C8VRk2ViiOw?...

playing Nick's reaction to finding out Alan was a traitor to myself for the rest of the night. #CelebrityTraitors

I didn't even *want* to lean on the barrier until I saw this cool guy doing it

Is it too late for Alan to be nominated for Sports Personality Of The Year? #celebritytraitors

in art as in life: gays win #CelebrityTraitors

Avanti West Coast if you try to use their WiFi: #celebritytraitors

God that was SO GOOD, well done everyone #CelebrityTraitors

this is the bit where we find out Alan was playing for Reform UK #CelebrityTraitors

national treasure status cemented #CelebrityTraitors

THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE #CelebrityTraitors

yasss David Olusoga Meryling it all the way to the end #CelebrityTraitors

can't wait for the big reveal at the end that Nick Mohammed is actually 6'4" but has pretending to be a short king to look more trustworthy #CelebrityTraitors

aaaaaand a new reaction meme was just born #CelebrityTraitors

it does feel like there should be *some* discussion at this point #CelebrityTraitors

wow a hidden reply, what kind of malicious, awful reply are the devs protecting me from?? hey is there a way I can disable this crap, because it is annoying and it sucks

'Kerryann My Wayward Son' is up there with Johnny Cash's 'A Boy Named Sue' in my favourite songs about boys with traditionally feminine names #CelebrityTraitors

"my wife and kids aren't going to believe me when I go home and immediately drop a bunch of spoilers" #CelebrityTraitors

Joe Marler for live action Zangief.

I’ve found my new Doctor #celebritytraitors

I feel like at this point in the game with five people sat around that huge table I'd just constantly be asking everyone to repeat themselves a bit louder #CelebrityTraitors

Obsessed that this has become gays vs straights #celebritytraitors

PLEASE commission a buddy comedy with Nick and Joe where they have to continuously wear their outfits from this roundtable with no explanation to viewers

I see this and I raise you: Celebrity Traitors with the cast of W1A, all in character

Just had a great idea for dealing with people who put their feet on the seats #thetraitors

still don't entirely know who I'm rooting for since I don't know what charities any of these people are playing for, what if Joe Marler is playing for the Eliminate All Kittens charity or something #CelebrityTraitors

Didn’t they do this challenge on Destination X lol #CelebrityTraitors

THE must-have toy for Christmas

lmao

I, for one, believe him.

oh god how do people's ideas for Snatch Game get more and more cursed every series #RuPaulsDragRaceUK

a breadly weapon

fucking *hell*

In Penny Lane, the beatles say that a nurse is selling poppies from a tray but then fail to make it clear that any of the other characters are wearing theirs, or that the beatles themselves all have one on as they should. MR MCCARTNEY MUST ANSWER FOR THIS

In the words of Mel Giedroyc: get a grip. Get a ruddy grip.

also Donald Trump is 79 and he's thick as shit

Worth complaining to the BBC that in the process of covering the upheld complaint, BBC News once again demonstrated that it’s riddled with transphobes. See how they explain themselves.

They've changed it back again now, but changing a quote is a huge red flag. The BBC are repeatedly demonstrating that there are ideologues directly interfering with the meaning of stories they report relating to trans people, and this should be a far bigger deal than it is

Have never been so excited to step on a train as I was when this one pulled into Reading earlier

No notes

Change in Headline

Holy shit Mamdani has been winning since he was a little kid

Amazing to think you could go into this McDonald’s and order a CCH Pounder

Have said this before, but once when I had surgery the ICU nurse had learned English as a second language & kept using "perv" to mean "look" eg "my colleagues and I will need a quick perv under those bandages" "let's have a perv how you're healing" etc

Labour strategist: excellent, when we put a gun to the head of the population, the majority of liberal voters will give us their votes Literally everyone else: dawg, 40% of Lib Dem voters would tell you to pull the trigger

not normally a narc but tempted to contact TV Licensing to make sure they take these two up on their challenge

the phrase is usually can’t get ‘off the ground’ so I assume ‘out of the ground’ is used to emphasise this whole thing as a bad seed, too cursed to see the light of day

The choice of Boney M as the soundtrack for this is *sending* me