At this point I just assume that Trumo and his cronies have all taken short positions on Johnson & Johnson and are just trying to tank their share price. Or maybe it's just because they haven't kissed the ring and it's just punitive. Either works.

Please, PLEASE let her team up with Walton Goggins' Goggle Glasses for history's most euphonically satisfying collaboration.

Oh shit, he caught a replay of the Tommy Lee Jones film Hunted on TV and thought it was the news, didn't he?

Experimental post: The Inevitable March of Time From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.

Annihilation and Frozen 2. I will die on this hill.

I could say 'Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers' out loud a million times and the last one would give me just as much joy as the first.

My daughter is amazing.

Toxic masculinity is thinking youand your friends have to sexually assault each other to be 'fun'.

Oh dear. It seems Dr. Oz’s company sells Trump‘s big autism cure. What a crazy happenstance.

It works be hilarious if 'Business Genius' Trump's downfall ended up being pissing off Disney and Johnson & Johnson in the same week.

These are all true and confirmed facts.

Favourite 10 TV Comedies (in no particular order) Red Dwarf (OK, this one IS in order) Spaced Green Wing Bottom I'm Alan Partridge It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Phoenix Nights Blackadder Coupling Alma's Not Normal

🎵Rue, rue, rue your boat 🎵Regret buying a boat

Queen's 'The Works' and Greatest Hits 1 & 2. For years afterwards I didn't realise he owned The Works and thought I had just made up 'Keep Passing the Open Windows'.

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together...

Is there anything more left-wing than having a schism before a name?

Anyone who says anything other than 'Wiggly Woo' are perverts.

Yeah, but we won't look like complete fuckin' nerds.

When I saw @badsquiddogames.bsky.social had reposted this I thought for a second it was one of their new minis.

The image in this reads "University silent as porn stars 'bang bus' approaches Oxford" I don't normally RP posts with alt-textless images, but this thread is a masterpiece, so I'm supplying the alt text myself

"The logical endpoint of 21st-century America: An influencer shot to death at a school in front of a crowd of smartphones." Ryan is very good at his job. An excellent summary and analysis of the last 24 hours.

We've bought steel car litter trays, which are amazing for cleaning and preventing smells, but when Beeple cleans his claws on the side it makes a sound like the bit in Freddy's Dead when Freddy makes the kid's head explode by scratching a blackboard.

the weirdest thing about this is they were only doing it for a laugh

Holy fucking shit.

What on earth can you do in response to this?

Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).

“Don’t politicize this” crowd about to do some hardcore not politicizing

I long for a time when celebrating a fascist getting shot wasn't hugely controversial.

Anyway

Guess he Found Out.

Real 'COOK PASS BABTRIDGE' energy to this cleanup.

Oh, haha - I think I see what's happened here You see, this is "Joke" Bluesky. I believe you're looking for "I have no idea what humour is and I take everything literally and personally" Bluesky

This is the best Spurs news I've heard in a long time. Better for the club in the long term than winning the Europa Cup. www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/2025/se...

And I thoroughly endorse all of Big Woman's plans, especially if it's to make more Big Woman. Every inch over 5'8" is exponentially hotter.

Reform voters are never going to fuck you, Keir. But the further to the right you slide the more votes you'll lose.

I've been thinking the last couple of hours that my Bluesky feed is even more Transformers-focused than usual.

A detective solves crimes whilst fantasising about being eaten. Vore and Order.

I wouldn't say Bohemian Rhapsody even if it wasn't off the table, because The Prophet's Song is Queen's finest hour and I will not debate this.

"ACTUALLY it's 'Frankenstein's Writer's Day', Frankenstein was the doctor."

WELCOME TO COUNTING WITH KIER “Add the 15 points gained by the Lib Dems to the 7 points gained by the Greens.” “Easy. 22.” “Now deduct the 6 points lost by the Tories from the 7 points gained by Reform.” “1.” “Very good! Now, what’s bigger, 22 or 1?” “Labour will Police Our Borders.”

Oh, it's all making sense now. To have any semblance of self-worth Tech bros need to be surrounded by people who agree with everything they say and enable their every action, so that's what they've designed.

Wow. Some interesting responses to the last skeet. Also, if red paint is that damaging to military jet aircraft why aren't we making surface to air missiles out of it?

*logs into Bluesky* '316 notifications' "Ooohhhh Fuck.'

If defacing mini roundabouts with red paint is a response to 'reasonable concerns', then so is defacing planes with red paint. Can't pick just one.

ok I synthesized a few ideas and I think I figured out how to explain basically all goth music

Me and my friends would have brought E.T. to orgasm after quivering orgasm in a confused and misguided attempt at sexual exploration, I can tell you that much

Monster Hunter Wilds is CANCELLED for not being Woke enough to let me fuck the monsters

I am now hoping that someone will establish the Bona Sorts Prize which is awarded to one of the people who withdrew from the Polari this year.