Keir starlin

The clever thing about the movie Parasite is that they never actually show the parasite, leaving things to the imagination makes monsters much scarier

When I did deliveroo I had an order for one bubble tea to a house that was so close to the restaurant it wasn't worth getting on my bike to get to it, I think about them sometimes, I hope they're thriving

What's the reason for the USA taking Greenland though, it was just on the news on the radio and nobody said any reason for them doing this

Would love to do some weird stuff this year

They 100% consider the NHS to be communist btw

People should be nice to me

Seen reports of the Mari lwyd making an appearance on Friday, could this be the year I finally don't miss out on all that bullshit?

Me when my wife comes home from work surprisingly early

It's Gary time!

I love the internet tradition of replying with the same joke but worse btw

Attachment issues

Bit nippy out!

Glamorgan's Michael Neser

I actually don't have to talk to people I disagree with, I don't have to talk to anyone at all, I can just stay at home in bed and there's nothing anyone can do about it

At this point I think I am suspicious of anyone who they allow in to America after their social media posts for the last five years have been checked

Trying to keep my weekly step count (I never knew my real count) under 120,000 this year

“you won’t get away with this”

I think that if you avoid the news for a few days at a time that's even worse than keeping up to date now. What do you mean the president of Venezuela is being tried in court in new York what the fuck are you talking about

Always a bit of a culture shock when I see what some of you consider an unlivably low wage haha

Low-key love noticing when Welsh speaker's autocorrects turn an "or" to an "o'r"

every time you hit post the computer feels pain

None of this is any of my business really

It's amazing that all the Nazis are having to do in order to get away with being Nazis these days is just be like "we're not Nazis 😉"

I try not to react to all the shit drivers when I'm cycling now but I still just got shouted at, after a driver almost knocked me off my bike pulling out in front of me, they went sorry, I sort of shrugged whatever, they started yelling "you're alright it's not like I hit you fuckin hell" lol

Wow some of you lot have a lot of time off over Christmas fair play

Type of guy: likes to explain the plots of entire episodes of south park to you for some reason

Scared to install my phone update in case it adds some mechanical turk ass bullshit that you can't turn off

Hard to believe that the person who arranged to have their balls kicked in front of a crowd turned out to be of questionable character

It's electric heated battery powered socks season baby!

Threadsis for the vast majority of people who want a completely passive online experience tbh, they're not at all like anyone who Posts

Going to read a book that imagines how nuclear war would come about 🙂

"snow possible in next few hours" buddy that is literally always the case just tell me when it is currently snowing so I know whether to look out the window

Might become a "my granddad's 1930s cigarette card collection" account, there's thousands of these

Can't believe some of the posting I'm seeing lately, private and public, we truly are living through complicated times

Doing your silly little job and your silly little tasks is low key goated when the world falling apart is the vibe

liberals.mp4

I'll be honest, and I hope that I'm proven wrong, but it feels like the "vibes" of the upcoming taskmaster series contestants will be "off"

In these trying times, you have to remember that it's important to listen to Clor's "Dangerzone" at least once a week tidal.com/browse/track...

It usually takes about two years for people to get to know me and then another two year for people to realise just how irritating I am and the handful of people who have remained friends past that point? Well let's just say: very suspect

Nothing tastes as good as being full from eating a Sen BBQ mixed shawarma wrap and chips feels

My new years resolution is I'm giving up

Feels a bit sexist not to let women with women's men's mental health join, very disappointing to see 😌

I'm not clicking on the child porn website to find out what politicians have to say lol come off it

8 am start? For people with depression? Little bit ableist tbh 🙄

Sometimes I think maybe I'm a bit overweight, then I'll see a photo of me looking like a right streak of piss haha

Every day now I find myself thinking about the centrist journalist media types who don't understand why the general public hate Starmer

Haven't seen any jokes about the FIFA peace prize yet today

Can Wales take over England and run the country until such time as we can do a safe, proper, and judicious transition? Is that an option now