i'm on bluesky for the scientific community

feel like we need orcas bug enough to take out a container ship* *aircraft carrier

amazing cover for a fascinating moment in time. the advent of containerisation famously ended the London Docklands as actual docks (because container ships are incredibly big and wouldn't be able to travel up the Thames)

Who's enlisting to fight in the war against protein? I am so sick of seeing people's sad dinners

I'm genuinely amazed her children are still speaking to her

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LEARNED THE LESSONS OF IRAQ YOU HAMFACED FUCK

Lots to unpick here but why is he wearing a leather murderglove

Can't believe it's over a week since Middle Class Living Room discourse

sorry your holiday in the legal slavery zone run by the mad kings was ruined. maybe consider cleethorpes next year?

Adults only Hare? Only Hares?

Signed up for a life drawing class to halt my doomscrolling a bit, Gobbless xx

Cuck sofa for people who aren't eating

Liberals: "Punching a Nazi isn't the answer, violence is never the answer. We have to win in the marketplace of ideas." Also Liberals: "Doing tremendous amounts of violence to [bad country] is extremely good. It is the only way to help the citizens of [bad country]."

Trying not to think about how much cat hair I must ingest on average each day

Just did a food shop without any treats for me 😩😩😩

Stop enjoying things you fucking peasants

these people don't believe in the liberation of women at all and it's a fucking insult that we're expected to entertain their disgusting vision of 'women's rights'

I'm having ramen for tea, hope everyone's having a nice evening xxx

My Father Captain Sir Tom Moore would definitely have some inspirational words about all the things that are happening Hx

Sad to read that G.G. Santiago, creator of “Rainbow Brite,” has died. Her obit is quite moving. ♥️ www.billingsfuneralhome.com/obituaries/g...

Wake up babe new war just dropped

IMPORTANT NEWS:

This is why JK Rowling wants to define being trans as a cult or a religion or an "idea." However, being trans is an innate human reality, so her "criticisms" are manifestly irrational and ridiculous. (Also, rich, white people don't believe the 2nd paragraph. They just *say* that they do.)

Imagine him hoofing it into you (Looking like a trapped dog)

it seems to come round so fast these days I almost forgot to wish a happy 'Rupert Murdoch Gave Tony Blair $100,000, Then Blair Fucked His Wife' day to all who celebrate

Crying, I love it

looking at the size of the “progressive” vote, it’ll soon be time for every annoying “fascist rainy island” type to admit most this country is probably pretty sound

I will not be voting for the Democrats this November, it's time for the Green Wave 🙏🗳️

These normal guys are Democracy Volunteers, the only people who saw evidence of family voting, a term they invented.

Very Bored Ape collector voice: All my votes, gone

Lmao like Farage storming out of Caerffili at midnight when it was obvious they'd lost, love a sore loser 😎

It's so funny to stick with 'family voting' in light of the actual results because it means you need to convince yourself that over 10% of the entire electorate are Muslim housewives who have been forced by their, presumably socially conservative, husbands to vote for the most left wing party

They'll probably still put the lobbyist Angeliki Stogia in the House of Lords though (Like they did with Thangam)

Wonder whether Goodwin will finally eat a book now (or whether he's too busy eating shit today)

Of course Labour had a result EXACTLY LIKE THIS in Caerphilly nearly six months ago but because Wales doesn't exist that prompted absolutely no soul searching and in fact they doubled down on McSweeney-ism.

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Maybe the Flytipper Community will be an entire biting bloc by 2029

Great British Flytipping Throwdown 🚛🗑️⛰️🌴

Whatever the result in G&D, the Greens at least ran a dignified campaign based on hope and ideas to make the future better. Reform and Labour have run abysmal, divisive and downright dishonest campaigns which only goes to demonstrate how little shame the parties and their activists actually possess.

Finally 🙏

I'm now planning to drive so that I can call my car Roadfucker (or Drivefucker if I'm too useless to actually drive it)

It's vital that Labour win in Gorton & Denton so that they can continue to play their pivotal role in the left-liberal alliance; enabling genocide, arresting people as terrorists for exercising free speech, demonising foreigners, dehumanising trans people, and stoking moral panics about drugs.

The adult babies takeover is back on

I think it's worth celebrating the fact that the Green Party has gone from "gets invited onto Question Time a few times each decade" to "unhinged front page scaremongering in the Daily Mail" in the space of a year.

It's definitely Tonty

If anyone knows anyone in Newark. My mum's cat is still missing 🫤😻