Late spring's most unfun game; cold or hayfever

A beautiful tribute to New Labour era folk devil Cat Bin Lady

Nobody wanted the rectal goring injury www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSe...

Happy Earth Day.

Think this is the longest (2 hours or so) I've spent in England this year

I feel like this article needs the angry goose meme on it asking exactly *who* cost the taxpayers £400,000 because it sure as hell wasn’t Beth Upton

JK Rowling admitting that she won't be transphobic to you as a trans woman if you are "gentle" and "funny" and you have "female-coded energy." What on earth is "female-coded energy"? Doesn't this strongly suggest that Rowling is a conservative woman who expects women to be a certain way?

Off to Wrecsam today - he's started calling it Rectum and I'm concerned I may accidentally do this

The Lidl pistachio brioche is really nice, get stuck in lxds🫡

Genuinely thought the first pic was him playing Joe Exotic

Imagine going back for aobe shagging qbd they've got this on the bed www.vinted.co.uk/items/871410...

This tweet is highly defamatory and Martina Navratilova should be fired from BBC Sport for it. It demonstrates an horrendous level of hatred for a trans woman (who was cleared of all wrongdoing in a recent tribunal) because she is a trans woman.

It was actually kind of a look??

Just got annoyed remembering that Eurovision is still at it 👎

So tired I put cream blusher under my eyes instead of concealer 🫡

Shut the fuck up, transphobe.

This is how I felt about Aberbeeg being in Wales, it sounds Scottish. Not sure what we'd take in a town swap though

So old that even M&S emails sound like the Zoosha tweet

Made a brisket in the pressure cooker for lunch, hoping it's not a catastrophic error

I will always repost this meme when I see it 🫡 Let's go, haters 💪💪💪

*Extremely Kezia Dugdale voice* "Adolf Hitler is a veteran and we must respect how bravely he fought for the German army. He also endured and overcame homelessness, we must acknowledge how inspiring it is that he has come so far from such difficult circumstances."

Re. the "Greens are not green" bullshit. Always worth a look behind the surface on anti-development / NIMBY complaints from right wingers like Labour members against environmentalists. There's almost always a very valid reason for the challenge.

Getting sleepmogged by the cats 😭

Today I learned, as I curled into a rotted husk. She was 43. Harold was 47.

Maybe if they were less unpleasant and volatile they wouldn't be so lonely 🎯💯

I had to ban him from the Xbox in 2023 for calling 2 people in his class cunts (they were though)

Just remembered the time my son (6 or 7 at the time) tried to convince me that the head of his primary school had given him permission to call other people in the class ringpieces

You don't hear much about the Blockchain #thesedays Whoooo remembers Bored Apes

It's even worse when everyone likes wildly different things. Can't wait to have a big chest freezer so I can just tell everyone to get on with it

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You Either Die A Quirked Up White Boy Goated With The Sauce Or Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become A Chopped Unc

Regret to announce that Shannon Matthmews is at it again

The American mind cannot comprehend the Toby Carvery funeral

It kept correcting to 'protein' and now I'm thinking it's math rick and it's just for the gains community

I've got no idea what Angine de Potrine sound like but they look cool so maybe I won't ruin it for myself by actually hearing them

Sausages 👎

TW: Sexual Violence Israel’s Systematic rape by dogs on Palestinians

And other British foods

Just imagined someone putting peas on a pizza. Foul.

Is Tonty Bear behind this

Having a seance later, if we summon David Bellamy does anyone have any questions for him

Again, tech companies open embrace of authoritarianism and the fact that every new product is a more invasive spy device than the last one are not coincidences.

I've had exactly 3 pints and it really is the correct number

Ok so someone tried to shag a dog here then

This is just as insulting to boys as it is to girls. I know from raising my own, this is a lie they tell themselves so that they can justify the kids being better people than them. Boys will actually just be people, if you raise them right.

Really makes you think

God there's some annoying people on here 👎👎👎

I missed this one. yet another Labour right paedophile pleads guilty

It's another absolutely wretched week on xl bully Facebook "Yes, it's completely normal for a dog to shred a toddler for existing you fucking snowflakes"