👻 Halloween-themed name changes BANNED by Jess Phillips👻

Jo Cox wasn't killed by differences of opinion and Brianna Ghey wasn't killed by finding friends online. Propagandised hatred and radicalisation are really dangerous actually.

Bayeux Blobby, with shield and arrow to the blob #bayeuxtapestry

The X in Generation X stands for XL Bully

I'm going to bring back proper British food and hanging

The government said it will be BANNED because it is a "user-to-user platform who purpose is to enable social interaction."

Mad that kids will be able to be driven to suicide at Deepcut but not allowed to Post

Imagine telling people who are routinely screwed over and demonised by the government and the press they’re only focused on their emotions and are don’t care about the prolonged suffering of the sick.

This happened THIS MONTH FFS!

Anyway good morning my loves, please report the shit out of this monster so we can keep the platform clean

By making it central not just to their inner sense of self but also their social identity, the presence of every single “non offending” nonce on here is, in fact, an ongoing offence. I note they’re all ever so keen to harangue *CSA survivors in particular* about how valid they are. That’s a choice.

Banning kids from social media is the same vein as putting a curfew in for women when there’s a male attacker out there. It’s easier to legislate the victim than fix the problem

adults are the ones using phones to organise racist pogroms and gamble away all their money get them off social media

Of course, that would involve displeasing some finance guys. Can't have that!!!!

Maybe he should think about fixing some of the things that have made life worse in Britain, rather than trying to deprive teenagers of the internet 🥰

Heard the Devs are making group chats public as part of the war on privacy,

What a horrible, spiteful, cruel, authoritarian government we have

Son's managed to burn a tortilla into the toaster slot

Keir Starmer has banned peeing standing up! "Its just not SAFE!" he whined at the announcement, thumping his sweaty little hands on the lectern, an insipid trail of urine staining his khaki chinos. In the befuddled silence that followed, someone coughed, and he had them hanged for insurrection.

this is what happens when you have a government composed of people with no vision, no beliefs and no animating principle beyond the ironclad certainty that they deserve to be in charge, and the people they don't like are illegitimate scum

🚨 Keir Starmer has banned extra mature Cheddar as part of a crackdown on adult content🚨

Great to see their faces like sour milk when they got booed though

Another deeply pointless house viewing tomorrow, so sick of people being in my house

🚨Keir Starmer has made it illegal for the over 40s to put the bins out 🚨

Thanks to the beloved Labour Party our nation's precious 16-year-olds will now be safe from seeing Instagram stories when we send them off to die in a war of choice on the behalf of pedophiles. 🇬🇧🦅

Just had the half baked idea of Squid Shame

There's not a lot going on here.

Rook family, 10 Jun '26. #cawmunity 🪶

Your da's not been the same since the divorce

In case you’re wondering, it’s called Tip Toe because Russell T Davies spends the entire show tiptoeing the line between acknowledging the rise of anti-LGBTQ+ hate crime in Britain, whilst avoiding assigning any blame to the mainstreaming of anti-trans views caused by his “gender critical friends”.

"Down to earth and easy to talk to" in the wild

That Louis de Bernieres article wouldn't be out of place in the telegraph or Spectator, that's how far the guardian has fallen

I've just finished Tradwife and it's one of my favourite books so far this week, getting stuck into more 🦇Nefarious Bat 🦇 this sunny weekend (Awake In The Night, as I so often am)

Guy at the pyramids called after me “sir!” No response “maam!” No response, after a few seconds he tries again “cousin!” I think we’ve cracked it. There is a gender neutral honorific.

When you see the story about how the world now has its first trillionaire, and when you see the story about how laboratories in Congo have run out of supplies to test for Ebola, it is important to understand that in many ways these are the same story.

I wish it had carried on being winter for trooping the colour

Shut up, Bald. This isn't Our Time

found a little buddy and brought her to a nice flower shrub, but why are her wings so mangled? :( #invertebrate

Hey remember when Starmer felt riots warranted all night courts and the harshest punishments available for a kids nicking shit like water? Wonder what the difference was in the reason for those riots...

Feel so unwell I wish medbeds were real 👎🛏️⚰️

I hope he never feels joy

Love how most cultures have a demon cat myth 🐈‍⬛😈

smh

I don’t give a shit about the Labour Party’s traditional principles & ethos when it comes to Starmer & Blair - they’re war criminals and very evil individuals. They should be left to rot in jail for what’s left of their vile, putrid lives!

Boy from Novosibirsk, 1977 (photo by Nathan Farb)

With both Oberman and Campbell being terfs (and Zionists in Obermas case), is there a single sound Tracey Ann/Traceyanne?

Ate too much ramen last month and it's not a safe food any more now

I think we need to ban the Motorist community from here 👩‍⚖️🚗🚫 (Having and driving a car is broadly fine, making it part of your identity is weird and usually indicative of some deeply fashy opinions)

“Take a piss.” Beautiful phrase. You’re not just purging yourself but getting something from the experience as well. There is reciprocity in every dynamic. The universe is balanced even when you’re not looking

Setting up my group chat on Bluesky