Do you want to try & say ‘coincidences’ again? #FaceTheMusic

“But Dr, I am The Great Paganini” #FaceTheMusic

You got to love old quizzes that rush through introducing the contestants and jus launch straight in to the questions #FaceTheMusic

The speed of #CallMyBluff is like having a conversation with my dad

Oh, so ‘Would I Lie To You’ is just #CallMyBluff

Jesus Christ #CallMyBluff

Turns out America are fine with mocking disabilities Saturday Night Live criticised for 'hurtful' Tourette's sketch www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Just the syphilis

FYI for fellow narrative designers/game writers: the studio in question is Sentona Games and it’s my understanding they are currently interviewing to replace me. Be very careful with them. They were very nice to me and easy to work with right up until I needed the money I was promised.

Bluesky is taking ages to post anything. Is there an influx of people coming over from Twitter?

I had a dream that featured a former TV presenter that I couldn’t remember the name of so I spent the rest of the dream googling “former tv presenter who is not Chris Tarrant”

If you give a shit about: * Books * Art * Fresh water * Food * Breathing an account with over 890,000 followers shilling for Anthropic is a HUGE red flag. This account was sus for a long time, but this is the icing on the fucking cake. Block these absolute lying arseholes now.

In 2007 I have an 11 hour layover in Dubai airport, you can't believe how much this attack has shaken me to my core. it could've been me /s

I know this guy is operating drones but something about someone fully combat kitted out to sit at a computer screen is amusing to me

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My mum absolutely made the little doll for us

Jessica Hynes was/is very beautiful

How old is Beryl? Are we going to have her longing for a baby but Mother Nature is going to hit her with the menopause? #CallTheMidwife

I am not anti Americans but I need them to start pronouncing the ts in kitten. And to also realise it’s weird to be thanking people for their service

I enjoyed the most recent series of #Bridgerton. There was one part, though, where a character was saying she couldn’t risk having sex & getting pregnant so the male character told her to turn around & I thought “are they really doing anal on Bridgerton?”

Hi everyone. Welcome to March, today the Brits are getting frustrated at the Americans, I predict tomorrow will be the Americans mocking British cuisine again

Nope, I draw the line at whatever Rod Stewart is trying to do

Emilie sande is a great singer. I don’t know what she’s doing to Redemption Song though

Keifer Sutherland is now on my tv singing Phil Collins

Is Donald losing weight?

Micheal Bublé is on my TV and it’s not even Christmas

Today I have napped, knit and watched Bridgerton

Lion cubs are going up against Honey badger. You don’t fuck with Honey Badgers

I’m gonna watch the big cats

Oh Wales #NotTOTP

An absolutely perfect song #TOTP

Subtitles said “carry a cup in your hand” #TOTP

YAY! #TOTP

Kylie gets an eyeful of Michael Hutchence about to join her in the bath #TOTP

Look, say what you like about PWL but I should be so lucky is kind of a perfect pop song #TOTP

God those leather trousers are great #TOTP

Eddie subtweeting Queen there #TOTP

The people who allowed this to be re done for a yogurt drink are what’s wrong with the world #TOTP

This is Elon Musk’s favourite song #TOTP

PLAY HAZY SHADE OF WINTER #TOTP

Play Mandinka you cowards #TOTP

Spot the actual Mission fans in the audience there #TOTP

George Harrison still banging on about having to pay tax #TOTP

Public demand, aye? #TOTP

Rick had some bangers #TOTP