that's not a very nice way to refer to London museums

Labour really forgetting that you can't just say "we're making sure people feel better" when most of the people who are supposedly your base feel worse off than they did 12 months ago.

Zombies, they're making themselves zombies

Duran Duran- Rio

In memoriam...

Just had an email from my uni telling A&D PGR students that they should be present for the new VC visit (very brief) & that it is essential to provide a very positive first impression by making everything tidy & being polite. In case anyone needed another example of why the sector is so fucked.

Housing and utility costs are the primary cause of everything being absolutely fucked in this country, fucking everyone and everything that isn't a landlord or utility company stockholder.

The high proportion of reform voters against this really does reveal something about Labour pandering to them in other respects, almost as if they're not actually pandering to them at all and just pretending to so they can do the stuff they want to (they are just doing the stuff they want to).

Oh great they've somehow made a worse version of local radio djs.

The UK establishment loves fascists so long as they’re posh she was doing book reviews in the Evening standard into the 90s it says here

The darkness drops again; but now I know That twenty centuries of stony sleep Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle, And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

This actually fucked my hair style cos I'd had a depeche mode front heavy thing that I was slowly cutting back into something eventually more 1920s as I got older and then it became tarred by these dipshits.

I would also like 15 years legal immunity to shit where ever I want in public.

Its very far the worst thing they've done but just seen that Labour are going to outlaw free refills of sugary drinks and its just so very very on brand for them.

I hoofed mine into Sir Killalot from Robot Wars.

Happy birthday to one of the greatest series and *the* greatest title sequence.

There's an adorable Japanese TV show where toddlers do adult tasks like buying groceries or doing the laundry. I'd like to see a version of this with Guardian journalists, except without anyone supervising to make sure it's safe to cross the street.

They're reinvented the soggy biscuit game for the worst people alive. They really never imagined how fucking stupid dystopia would be did they?

Read this because I hate myself and it might be the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read. At one point the guy utters the phrase "thinking at the speed of electrical signals" and I felt like my brain was going to implode.

#UK #TransRights An FOI has just confirmed what all of us have feared: for the Youth gender services, since July 2024, not a single patient has been referred to commence HRT. And 22 have been moved from youth to adult services , also without treatment. This is scandalous.

New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer. This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

Creating an Alan Moore AI experience where he talks about how much he’s enjoyed every film adaptation of his work and his plans for a live action Swamp Thing starring Chris Pratt until he shows up and beats my ass

The bees have discovered Brutalism

I forgot I downloaded this

Give me articles or give me death

Woken up even fucking older than I was yesterday, the yearly outrage having been perpetrated against me by time itself.

Replacing the official nhs piss dehydration chart at work with this.

Properly laughed at this one so hard I had to sit down

Thats like the whole reason people don’t recognise the fascistic authoritarianism of labour but can see it in reform. Just do it nicely and politely and how bad can the oppression really be ey

Honestly respect the fucking grift here but we live in capitalism after all and so ill only charge a ton and guarantee a name that no other child has.

Another morning, another complete lack of a tank

Bella and myself w be in Bristol on 10th October to celebrate the 5 years of Container mag show case our games about making hormones on Weyland-Yutani time and having a medium-bad time in a haunted house. www.watershed.co.uk/whatson/1358...

You don't hear people busting out 'money can't buy you happiness' as often as you used to do you? Almost like as a culture we've agreed to beat anyone who utters it to death with their own feet.

Burning people on pyres was likely conceived cos seeing someone turn to ash before you is a brutal but effective way of accepting they're dead because, unfortunately, that is a part of the grieving process. This is the exact opposite of that and I genuinely can't think of a worse approach.

Born to watch the cave entrance at night, stuck living as a dysfunctional modern human 😔

Love how it's people like Lewis who always know what's best for people living in poverty, despite having never hung around with or even met any of them.

using my britcard for the most patriotic thing i can imagine and that's chopping up cocaine on the toilet seat in a wetherspoon's

Living in England really is just that gif of Dennis Reynolds screaming into a pillow on loop forever until the pillow becomes unaffordable.

The best apart about this is its also the infrastructure that Farage will refer to as 'nanny state interference' and partially get elected by promising to scrap it. Presumably before doing a little pivot into why its suddenly necessary.

The thing about Labour levelling up and giving money to ‘smarten up town centres” is that you can paint a shop all you like but if people have no money to spend in a shop because their bills are too high and shopkeepers can’t afford the rent then your town centre will remain desolate

I really hope the WS coke rumours are true because that at least gives hope for him having a massive fucking coronary at some point.

My kids English teacher is getting them to use AI to make pictures and I think its just taken about 5 years off my life in pure rage.

Neurodivergent folks should all be paid a stipend to do things we like to do, and the world would end up benefiting from it.

Share your favorite black and white film (that isn't king Kong, I give king kong enough love).

Lots of people with adhd think they'd have been a shaman or something 10,000 years ago but I know that I'd have been the guy who got given suspect mushrooms to test because of poor impulse control.

Love my partner to say "look up" just as I'm studiously trying to avoid looking at the cats arsehole (which he was proudly trying to show me), and then just start cackling as I reflexively look directly into cat butt.

The most pragmatic thing you can do next election is give me a big fat sack of cash, if you don't do this you are basically a tiny baby with stupid baby brains.