I dont give a fuck if caitlyn jenner is the worst human being on the planet, she is the worst woman on the planet and deadnaming her is transphobic bullshit regardless of her actions. a trans person's gender is not a reward for good behavior that gets withdrawn when they suck

Whilst I've put up loads of shelves before (cos fuck landlords if I had filler & paint then where's the damage dickhead?) This is the 1st time I've done a row & whilst they're not perfect the couple of gaps are largely down to our walls not being straight & so I'm feeling reasonably happy with them.

Your people cannot rule the world, for I will not have it so. All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks...

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Street Fighter movie looks silly, as it should. No more gritty video game movies. I don't need to watch Crash Bandicoot dealing with real problems. Trying to get custody of his kids or whatever

Canonically as the leader of the pack Douglas of 80s butter fame died in a firey motorbike bike crash about 30 seconds after the advert normally ended but my mate dave had a copy of the unedited version where you see his intestines melting deliciously over toast.

Maybe forcing people to build their creative careers on private online infrastructure that can and does collapse semi-regularly wasn't the best of ideas actually

The war we're definitely not involved with is going to be used as an excuse to cut benefits further because of course it fucking is.

customer: do you have any small bills? me: Of course not, Im a pelican.

Just used the hammer function on our beautiful drill for the first time and jesus christ I thought I was going to drill straight through to the neighbours on the first hole.

Might fuck around and become a Morlock, feasting on the flesh of the Eloi.

Bluesky being down meant I was forced to go outside and touch grass where i was immediately bitten by an adder and will now probably die so thanks for that devs.

Let it burn, they are basically the same as the daily mail now, or trying to be news.sky.com/story/bbc-to...

Probably Slugs cos I was 10 & it has a couple fucking & then getting eaten alive by slugs in it but idk I just wasn't scarred by it or any of the other 18s I watched at that age, presumably cos I'm built different (was busy getting traumatized by my home life so cinema didn't stand a chance).

Do they think they can sideline a man who can teleport to Waffle House? You can't contain that man with mere earthly bonds and orders. #ScatteredSmotheredCoveredTeleported

There should be something where you get money just for being alive on account of you need it to live

Since 2011 my wage has increased from £7.20 to £12.71 ,so a 75% increase which is well above the 50% increase you get using inflation). Sounds great doesn't it? However renting a house on the street I lived on in 2011 has has risen from £500 to £1500 which is a 300% increase which, ermmmm...

Who could possibly have thought the 'I'm opposed to what you're doing, get up and go home' guy had a problem with people's right to protest?

Deleted that thread on my kids abysmal fucking schooling cos it's broken containment and fuck that.

To paraphrase Thatcher, Priti Patel's finest achievement is Shabana Mahmood.

fuck the BBC news its all racist homophobic transphobic propaganda slop

Determined to respect Mr Beast's decisions by having him put in a zoo for people to gawp at.

Nadia Whittome understand sunk cost fallacy challenge: impossible.

instead of posh hungarian baths & too much IG making you a bit jel, how about this. someone in your family has died, they kept getting discharged by various NHS teams for reasons you can't fathom but it's made the person who was caring for them in your family non-verbal. you book a train for the

It’s 2026 and we’re getting “ladies don’t wear trousers” sumptuary law courtesy of the Labour Party

there's too much ugly CGI in movies these days. bring back model spaceships and foam latex monsters. those are good even when they're bad and if an actor dies between movies, then for the next movie you cast a different actor who is alive

i really wish "children are people and people are not property" was not a radical opinion but unfortunately it's the central question up for debate with much of politics

in the uk it's illegal to make jokes about 'the blowjob brothers' you have to make it clear that they are not related, nor even pretending to be related

Will always have pure love for Winsor McCay as the legend responsible for the first ever dinosaur movie. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_c1...

Won't lie, the play boot absolutely slapped.

Rewatching outlander and 'if it wasn't for culloden' is now my excuse for everything.

Proper thick ham is utter bullshit, the wafer thin stuff is just tastier, sorry ham snobs.

Put up a shelf (1 of 16).

Bought animal well on a whim and hell yeah this is exactly what I want for a game, it's absolutely gorgeous and I am intrigued.

Having to buy an actually new phone for the first time in 12 years I do not understand how people get so enthused by this.

An economist said: "No but, you see, it's not that people are poor, it's that they are too stupid to understand my spreadsheet."

the way molly shah has been treated on this website by do nothing know it all (actually less than nothing) liberals during a genocide has been completely fucking disgusting to witness

people are getting all worked up about this but it boils down to simple economics really: if a few people want the yachts to which they’re entitled then a few other people have to die soaked in piss in hospital corridors

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last year centrist economists hit 36 miltons, the measure of how terrible and unpopular a human being they are. friedman himself only scored 47 miltons. i can't wait to see this year's results tbh.

I've crunched all the data like a hungry hungry statistics hippo and produced a graph and it says J Portes is a stupid cunt, because this is on a graph it is irrefutable.

English people understand Scotland's economy is the same as ours and therefore Scottish notes are legal tender challenge: impossible.

It’s pretty fucked up that the Nintendo Switch gave all the old games a rewind feature so people can just do that every time they mess up instead of doing what we did which is stop enjoying the game

Ignore the ravings of the expat, they have no idea what they speak of.