If I had a studio famed for supporting several stone cold classics and for making some of the best remakes of the last gen, I would simply have them working on a God of War live service game instead of something like, say, Bloodborne. I am very smart.

tfw you lend your paedophile son £12m to pay off one of his victims and he gets arrested for sharing state secrets with another paedophile anyway

just one more mechanical turk bro it'll make the arts better for real this time bro please bro i promise it'll work this time please bro just one more mechanical turk trust me bro it's for shareholders

Since the mood is in the air, here's my favourite niche English Civil Wars meme

Again

New Tinder bio leaked

Orpheus 🤝 Phats & Small got to turn around

“Get in, loser, we’re going to hell”

You know, the threat of a Reform government that Starmer stans keep telling us we'll get if we don't vote Labour gets less powerful every day. What they mean is that life might get worse *for them* under Reform.

My dad took me and my sister to see the Phantom Menace when it came out in cinemas and the remasters of the original trilogy and it was probably the only truly happy memories I have with him. Genuinely magical films to watch when you're 12 years old

I walked out of Dune 2 feeling like I'd been cheated out of a tenner and genuinely couldn't describe any of it to you now. Absolutely forgettable film.

Leftists are excited by all sorts of technology!

i got a screen recording before he nuked his account :~)

How I feel when I tell a persecuted minority to vote for Labour because 'Reform will be worse'

"Is Merzbow haram" could possibly be the most Birmingham question ever asked

The first example of the “agents” this company offers goes out and downloads Chinese business podcasts, translates them and then has them narrated by “high quality voices.” I need you to hear both how good the translation and how good the voice is dreamer.com/a/2f866acc-4...

The government telling people to use a private a provider under Right to Choose to "help the NHS" then refusing to accept the outcomes is absolute top tier NHS bullshit. Guess who can't get on a multi-year waiting list for diagnosis? People who already have a diagnosis!

Hollywood is COOKED I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI

Cant remember whose line it is, forgive me, but 'climate change is a series of disasters on your phone, coming closer, until you're the one holding the camera'

I actually really like my PS5 but it barely feels like I've scratched the surface of what it can do from a gaming standpoint, it's got loads of life left in it. I'd be very fucking worried that the Steam Box is DOA though, especially if the price is outrageous.

Fucking hell

Are they going to keep kids safe by banning Labour MPs from being left alone with them

Lmao Starmer in the mud and the sensible are in the comments raging about the costs

A quack: Attended University of Refreshment, where graduated in Deliciousness in 1885 with an additional degree in Flavour. Works for the BBC educating on public health. In 2017 he came 8th in the Pulse Power 50 list of influential GPs. No longer practicing but on what grounds do you slander him?

Friends fear he's moving back to Birmingham in May

"Faith Popcorn's Brain Reserve"

Status Quo Troopers (1997)

NEVER tell me you're a Labour supporter again, unless you're telling me that you're my enemy. These MPs. Edinburgh Leith, North Northumberland, Birmingham Edgbaston, Gower, Pendle & Clitheroe, Mitcham and Morden. All of them low-rent MPs, not the cabinet GCs. But the party is RIDDLED with them.

"Keir Starmer is a #DecentMan and is trying hard to undo 14 years of Tory Chaos. There's no magic money tree. Bad things are necessary and good things are too complicated, actually. Green are just like Reform. Anyone who says otherwise is a vile Corbynite trot. I'm one of the good guys 👍"

Britain's has a version of this pfp. They're all cyclists and think Keir Starmer is doing a great job.

Chuchu deserved a Gundam of her own

I love how every time Zack Polanski posts there are always a handful of Labour dipshits under it saying ‘Zack I like you and think your policies are good, but unfortunately you think it’s bad for us to be able to obliterate life on Earth at the push of a button, so I won’t vote for you’.

Wake the statues, punish the trees.

Luke is part of a government that is selling off our NHS data to a US spy tech firm, Palantir. Luke is part of a government that is subservient to Donald Trump - a dangerous President who wants to annex Greenland. Luke is part of a government that is increasingly desperate & utterly rudderless.

"America was fine"

Saw these lads in the Wulfrun in Wolverhampton when I was about 13 or 14? Absolute bangers youtu.be/NBEyeTUl2sw?...

when they have me flying a bomber in Civil War Woke im painting this on the payload

The caretaker PM is running scared and resorting to more smears because he knows the game is up. Labour is sinking in Gorton and Denton and it’s left to the Greens to challenge the far right threat of Reform. Island of strangers? No. An Island of hope and unity.

Post an image you can hear

🎶Keir's a paedo lover🎶

It brings me great amounts of joy to announce that Labour voters are going to need to vote tactically and get behind the clear left front runner if they want to keep out Reform

The government pulling the old "I'm not mad, I'm actually laughing" move

Lmao get rekt you fascist dicks

Oh, that was it? Townfall looked cool but other then that I don't think I could even list what I just watched, that was a bit shit

Oh cool, more God of War