Slightly concerned that the rapture isn’t here yet and I just spent my rent on an anniversary edition PS5

The most liberating thing you can ever learn is that you are almost certainly considerably more intelligent then every estate agent and landlord you’ll ever meet. This clause is obviously unenforceable but try and explain that to Daz and Chelsea in the office

Thats cool, my ex went to our campus HR department to seek help for a long term illness and they said she should look for another job as it would "fit her current living standards" better

As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

Ever really considered misophonia all that much until I started living with someone who eats in a way that can only be described as “gross Ren and Stimpy close up” and I’ve never been this close to considering violence

remembering this untouchable pair of comments

What I'm wearing to the Rapture

what movie do you consider "perfect"? 10/10, perfect casting and execution when it should've been a disaster. Every time I watch it, I find something new and upsetting

No this is entirely accurate

L'économie, c’est moi

“Free to range across ideological boundaries” is about of first year polsci undergraduate speak for “we should be allowed to consider insanely racist ideas people without being called racist for it”

You owe it to yourselves to watch this entire series if you haven’t already, they’re all individual pieces but it’s the perfect example of short form horror. Also, not a single jump scare outside of you scaring yourself when you *notice things*

The fascists on the high street were far outnumbered today. Only 80 far-right idiots protested on the High Street, while hundreds of us gathered near the war memorial showing Colchester welcomes refugees. Acceptance, not hate!

Orbital, The Future Sound of London, Sigue Sigue Sputnik, lots of early jungle and acid house stuff, he mainlined Holy Wood by Marilyn Manson when that came out and so on. Dad’s taste was eclectic.

New Trump stance just dropped. He's in his Smooth Criminal era.

My favourite type of Labour weirdo is the "Starmer is a boring cunt who does nothing and that's why I love him" type. Almost always smug pensioners who voted Tory for years before Blair then "forgot" to vote in 2017

One for the declining insect populations.

Not starting beef with the person who bought this on but I genuinely don't understand why people pretend the north of England is any less conservative and weird then the south when they pretty solidly vote along the same lines outside of the cities which hey, look at that, is mostly the same here.

Wow we should base our entire economy on this technology

Britain's chemical castration plan for sex offenders seems like the most obvious attempt to avoid doing anything about sex offending, while giving the govt an excuse to release large numbers of offenders despite the fact people can and do offend while chemically castrated.

It’s 3am, time to listen to the self loathing and ponder on how I’ve ruined my life

(quote) post a female character you love.

Being called out in the mandatory workplace training

You couldn't torture me into wearing a pair of these fucking Milhouse-ass nightmares. We should be legally allowed to hit you with a hammer if you wear them in public.

Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy

lmao fucking cowards

Being servile toadies to a foreign ruler is what the English elite do best, its literally in their DNA at this point.

Post a horror movie everyone should see? It's Kairo/Pulse. It will also be Kairo/Pulse. If you haven't seen it, feel free to ruin your life with the bleakest film I've ever seen.

Not now, new creature that exists between life and not-life

*adds to the list of items to inspect during exams*

Just got recommended a video that "debunks" Alan Tutorial and its nearly 2 hours long so if you'll excuse me, I'll be walking into the ocean and letting go

Nobody is safe from transvestigators :')

Weird Science Back to the Future III Bone Tomahawk

Friendship ended with FLAGS Now SURVIVING WES STREETING is my best friend

"If we can't say things about colleagues that would get us immediately sacked in any other job then what are we supposed to do?"

Out of morbid curiosity, did our new Home Secretary have any comment on the far right rioting and attacking police officers in the middle of London or is that asking too much?

Online trads going to church for the first time and finding out it's not an IRL version of their personal Based internet club always cracks me up

If I wanted to make a point about the left being hysterical, I probably wouldn’t refer to a couple of training decoys flying into Poland and Romania as “attacks”

bsky.app/profile/osit... Such treaclely, pandering nonsense. There's an entire subgenre of guitar music, Incelcore, which famously leans in to praising several mass shooters and their ideas. It's important to understand the amount of creativity funneled into this stuff and how it fuels recruitment.

As a British guy born in 87, my brain is so full of holes from the BSE scandal that the internet just flows through it leaving nothing behind

Let’s not do “video games cause violence, but from a leftist perspective” pls thank you

Y'know that Guardian article which cited an anonymous friend of Tyler Robinson claiming he was the only "leftist" in his family? It just got updated after the "verified source" decided he couldn't remember his "relationship" with the accused shooter well enough to be quoted

Damn, he was got by the Fresno Nightcrawler.

MULDER: I’m telling you boss, it’s real, and we have the proof. SCULLY: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Mulder is telling the truth: we have captured Bigfoot. He’s in the lab right now. KASH PATEL: Is it woke? SCULLY: Director, I don’t — PATEL: Can we say it’s woke? That we caught Woke Bigfoot?