Very glad to see the back of this year if only because it means nobody else will ever again say the phrase ‘twenty twenty thrive’ in conversation with me

The guys currently arguing that @zackpolanski.bsky.social is out of touch with reality also think West Streeting is exciting. Maybe they'll ask him why he keeps dealing with extremist hate groups like Bayswater!

I know this is long but I strongly encourage you to read this incredible reply chain, which contains two buzzer-beater contenders for Post Of The Year.

sam altman is just a sales guy with one goal: getting obscenely rich in silicon valley. his big thing previously was an app where you can find your friends on a map and after he sold it it turned out to have 500 users. he's not a stemlord he's just a run of the mill song and dance flim flam man

i am sad to announce that in 2026 i will be moving to Thrax, the city of windowless rooms, to improve my tax situation and also to support the robust mining and aristocracy economies that the city provides

How I'm walking out of 2025

Here's the last shirt run I'm doing for 2025. I have deleted this post twice to fix errors, if there's anything else wrong with it I don't care anymore. I'm so tired, man. roryblank.bigcartel.com

Alex Karp is a freak who should be a bit character in Nathan Barley, not one of the most powerful men in the world

Was trying a bass guitar in a store and some old boy said he had one that was similar and it was a nightmare to keep in tune. Found out after it was Jack Bruce lol

when we look back, China executing that billionaire will be considered the exact point which they became the leader of the free world

The only "reveal" I'm looking forward to is when one of them finally turns up with a gun

That Polanski "caricature" is just naked antisemitism and basically a 4chan meme so of course a man with a brain as smooth as his head is fighting a rearguard action to defend it

Going for a little ride around the city because I'm nothing if not a stereotype of a sad millennial

Always good to keep in mind that Guardian has a partnership with OpenAI.

Listen to @praxiscast.bsky.social

It's so gross to me because this is a nice little amateur level festival thing. We won in October because it was all organic votes I drummed up. Now they're trying to dominate, despite not even having a cash award or anything. It's just sickening. Stay out of art, fuckwits.

Our film: #iHunt: Loose Threads. It's DIY as fuck. $0 budget. Written and filmed in a week. It's a punk as fuck take on the horrors of the gig economy. Seriously, like vote, but WATCH IT. We're currently developing a feature film for investors. Winning this gets us closer to the BIG SCREEN.

We were in first place in this film award voting. A film made purely with AI just netted over 150 votes in 12 hours. Now it's personal. Please. Help us kick this THING's ass fair and square. ART FOR ARTISTS. Reshare? VOTE! www.shortoftheyear.com/audience-cho...

Treated myself to rewatching Utopia and the opening of episode 3 is still perfect and genuinely shocking. The way the camera slowly wanders towards the "lol" as the horror happens just off screen is genuinely cruel.

Finally, Labour are doing something good

I have a lot of time for people on this place and I really do try but seeing an actual, in the wild opinion like "the Catholic Church was historically good for women's rights" is just too much

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains

I am a being of light and joy, the universe made manifest to experience itself. My life is mine and what I make of it. I was not put upon this earth to know or care what Will Stancil thinks about anything and you could all be so much happier if you just blocked the cunt.

This is where I post from

Gun Talk had one episode and the highest casualty rate in television history

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.

The time I went to a local zoo that had an orangutan that was famous for kissing the window at pregnant ladies bellies and they immediately made a beeline towards me, a fat dude with a beard

Skaven players watching this and taking notes

Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear

And Tiny Sim, who DID die

in the director's cut of Home Alone, uncle Frank says, "look what you did, you little cunt." That's the only difference

The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.

And Tiny Tim, who did not die, because

Time for a true Christmas banger

How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

Not now, haunted Victorian shoes

So glad we're about to implode the economy so boomers could generate the dampest engagement fodder using Gen-AI

Labour hate working people

Matthew Bowles works for the IEA. Funded by the fossil fuel industry, gambling and tobacco. Times up. Merry Christmas! Join.greenparty.org.uk

My favourite thing about working at this time of year is how everyone else I need to talk to is already off or refuses to check emails because "it kills the holiday mood" Motherfucker, we go straight into exams on the first day back, I need to know now if you plan to actually invigilate them or not

"May Mark Gattis show an interest in your favourite sub-genre" Ancient British Curse.