What a wonderful time of day for the power to go out. I was just starting to feel comfortable as well!

Found out where your boyfriend gets his political opinions from

"They want to be in a bubble"

Behold, the worlds longest Staffordshire Bull Terrier

33 degrees tomorrow, is it

I wanna hunt like David, I wanna to kill me a tiny dog, I wanna slay my mondays, But I got lots of them, I got lots of them

I try not to compare Israel to Nazi Germany for various reasons, and one of them is: why would you do that when a far better and more apt historical comparison is available, and it is The Confederate States Of America.

“colonel, we’re getting earnest replies to this shitpost at a volume never before seen—the joke is being misunderstood by a ‘joined Nov 24’ account at a rate of one every one-trillionth of a second and climbing exponentially. we could be witnessing the start of a cosmic posting singularity!”

1. Kpop has no authority to bind and cast out demons. Kpop Demon Hunters promotes the notion that kpop, not the LORD, has authority to bind and cast out demons.

It’s going great.

Burnham; alright our kid! I love fiscal rules me, I think trans people need to wind their necks in, and send the buggers back! News Agents dipshit: this is the most powerful left wing message I have ever seen

My former employer (Essex) hired Reindorf to conduct a review into a very prominent terf having her invitation to speak to students rescinded and weirdly she found Essex were in the wrong. I'm sure she thought long and hard about it and lol no

The EHRC guidance doesn't create any powers to inspect documents / determine gender. If someone tells you what gender they are, the guidance instructs you *must* believe them. But this is pretty transparently designed to result in extra-legal stochastic harassment - against trans & cis women both!

Shaggermemnon.

other people have said this, but you aren't an "ally" if you are chummy with transphobes or are friendly with other journalists who work at the racism factories. expressing mild displeasure in a tweet does not absolve you.

Huh, these are actually quite nice. I am now ready to fight a nuclear-armed tank thing in the jungle.

This one could use some views if anyone fancies dipping their toe in at some point today

It's too early, I've got a bad back and my tooth is aching again, time to listen to this absolute rager youtu.be/_h-LpPVnlK8?...

thank god i can still piss in the HL2 airboat

forged in fire

The reason that bosses should be nowhere near the medical advice given to their ill or disabled workers is because they should not able to have any influence *whatsoever* in the formulation of that advice

Just going over lists of old games that I might be able to run on an M1 MacBook, saw this pop up and feel like I've been activated by MKULTRA programming

Labour, the political wing of rape.

#Labour being c*nts to the sick and disabled again, is it.

"We can't let this election be dominated by a Westminster Psychodrama. It must be about protecting what makes Makerfield special." - Chris Kennedy, Green Party Candidate for Makerfield

On the tube

Brum is gearing up for the Villa victory parade that's kicking off in the next hour or so but trying to work out how I'll get home feels like I'm organising the last chopper out of Saigon

Close enough, welcome back Aeris 🙏

Going to be real interesting seeing if the toilet police are in force during this forum or if they decide to just side step the embarrassment

THE CHAFF PROJECT Hi! Are you cis in the UK and you'd like to support trans rights? Great! How: buy a trans flag pin and wear it in public. Why: chaff is an overwhelming amount of false positives so that when a missile gets close to the plane, it hits the chaff and not the plane.

One of the most psychotic legal proposals I've ever seen

This would actually make quite a good description of the current Labour Party.

Lmao fuck him up, king

Change?

The speed that Burnham is surrendering to the right, with absolutely no pressure on him, is genuinely a bit shocking. He might be even more lost than Starmer.

me: surely the iran debacle cannot get stupider these guys:

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap.

i am fucking crying. the way you can hear the kid faintly sobbing lmao

the fuck it will

*dropping in on the discourse like an BLU-117 2000lb JDAM guided bomb* the shark is a chaser

Fascinating this MP wants instrusive checks on people to browse the internet but doesn't want it for gambling because it would be bad for the animal cruelty industry.

too soon

Decided to give that Shelby Oaks a try