Festive Malloy
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God talks to me through the drive through speakers
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Charlotte
about 2 hours ago
Very glad to see the back of this year if only because it means nobody else will ever again say the phrase ‘twenty twenty thrive’ in conversation with me
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The guys currently arguing that
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Thembo
about 16 hours ago
I know this is long but I strongly encourage you to read this incredible reply chain, which contains two buzzer-beater contenders for Post Of The Year.
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rich traditions
about 12 hours ago
sam altman is just a sales guy with one goal: getting obscenely rich in silicon valley. his big thing previously was an app where you can find your friends on a map and after he sold it it turned out to have 500 users. he's not a stemlord he's just a run of the mill song and dance flim flam man
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cmrn knzlmn
1 day ago
i am sad to announce that in 2026 i will be moving to Thrax, the city of windowless rooms, to improve my tax situation and also to support the robust mining and aristocracy economies that the city provides
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How I'm walking out of 2025
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April Daniels ⚧
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Rory Blank
1 day ago
Here's the last shirt run I'm doing for 2025. I have deleted this post twice to fix errors, if there's anything else wrong with it I don't care anymore. I'm so tired, man.
roryblank.bigcartel.com
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Alex Karp is a freak who should be a bit character in Nathan Barley, not one of the most powerful men in the world
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Was trying a bass guitar in a store and some old boy said he had one that was similar and it was a nightmare to keep in tune. Found out after it was Jack Bruce lol
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stuart
2 days ago
when we look back, China executing that billionaire will be considered the exact point which they became the leader of the free world
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The only "reveal" I'm looking forward to is when one of them finally turns up with a gun
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That Polanski "caricature" is just naked antisemitism and basically a 4chan meme so of course a man with a brain as smooth as his head is fighting a rearguard action to defend it
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Going for a little ride around the city because I'm nothing if not a stereotype of a sad millennial
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Hypervisible
3 days ago
Always good to keep in mind that Guardian has a partnership with OpenAI.
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Could AI relationships actually be good for us?
From companionship to psychotherapy, technology could meet unmet needs – but it needs to be handled responsibly
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2025/dec/28/could-ai-relationships-actually-be-good-for-us
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Listen to
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Olivia Hill
4 days ago
It's so gross to me because this is a nice little amateur level festival thing. We won in October because it was all organic votes I drummed up. Now they're trying to dominate, despite not even having a cash award or anything. It's just sickening. Stay out of art, fuckwits.
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Olivia Hill
4 days ago
Our film:
#iHunt
: Loose Threads. It's DIY as fuck. $0 budget. Written and filmed in a week. It's a punk as fuck take on the horrors of the gig economy. Seriously, like vote, but WATCH IT. We're currently developing a feature film for investors. Winning this gets us closer to the BIG SCREEN.
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Olivia Hill
4 days ago
We were in first place in this film award voting. A film made purely with AI just netted over 150 votes in 12 hours. Now it's personal. Please. Help us kick this THING's ass fair and square. ART FOR ARTISTS. Reshare? VOTE!
www.shortoftheyear.com/audience-cho...
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Audience Choice Awards | Short of the Year
Vote for your favorite short films in the Short of the Year Audience Choice Awards. Watch, vote, and support independent filmmakers.
https://www.shortoftheyear.com/audience-choice-awards
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Treated myself to rewatching Utopia and the opening of episode 3 is still perfect and genuinely shocking. The way the camera slowly wanders towards the "lol" as the horror happens just off screen is genuinely cruel.
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Finally, Labour are doing something good
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I have a lot of time for people on this place and I really do try but seeing an actual, in the wild opinion like "the Catholic Church was historically good for women's rights" is just too much
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Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains
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I am a being of light and joy, the universe made manifest to experience itself. My life is mine and what I make of it. I was not put upon this earth to know or care what Will Stancil thinks about anything and you could all be so much happier if you just blocked the cunt.
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This is where I post from
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Gun Talk had one episode and the highest casualty rate in television history
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Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
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The time I went to a local zoo that had an orangutan that was famous for kissing the window at pregnant ladies bellies and they immediately made a beeline towards me, a fat dude with a beard
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Skaven players watching this and taking notes
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Jesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀
5 days ago
Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear
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Lauren O'Neal
7 days ago
And Tiny Sim, who DID die
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josh (auldfriend99)
12 days ago
in the director's cut of Home Alone, uncle Frank says, "look what you did, you little cunt." That's the only difference
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Vio Armitage
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ΛTLΛS
7 days ago
The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.
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2000AD Randomizer
7 days ago
And Tiny Tim, who did not die, because
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Time for a true Christmas banger
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Little Posting Boy
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How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party
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Alex Blechman
8 days ago
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
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Anna Dent
8 days ago
Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
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So glad we're about to implode the economy so boomers could generate the dampest engagement fodder using Gen-AI
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🪭LINA لينا
8 days ago
Labour hate working people
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Zack Polanski
8 days ago
Matthew Bowles works for the IEA. Funded by the fossil fuel industry, gambling and tobacco. Times up. Merry Christmas!
Join.greenparty.org.uk
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My favourite thing about working at this time of year is how everyone else I need to talk to is already off or refuses to check emails because "it kills the holiday mood" Motherfucker, we go straight into exams on the first day back, I need to know now if you plan to actually invigilate them or not
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Dr Toboggan's Ungodly Homunculus
9 days ago
"May Mark Gattis show an interest in your favourite sub-genre" Ancient British Curse.
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