Back from seeing my mom, scared the dog with my bad Action Man haircut but I did also give her the greatest news a son can give - she hadn't heard about Ann 🫡

Heard the siren call of shaving my head because of the heat and now I just look like a Reform voter with Sylvanian Families fuzz for hair

Anyone who picks salad cream should be shot on sight

Here spotted on a trail camera, The Hair Man. A cryptid from the Staffordshire moorlands, legends state that if you come across The Hair Man he will scalp you and add your hair to his ever-growing toupee

Bringing this mindset to the lead-up to GTA VI

I grew up under section 28, I'm not going to respect someone who opposed its repeal just because they're dead

I see everyone is gloating over yet another innocent politician being killed by Spring-Heeled Jack 😔

Just used the little treadmill I bought on a health kick whim and it's all over for my haters

TIKTOK DETECTIVE: Well what do we have here? Looks like the poor bastard s-worded himself with a g-n. TIKTOK M.E.: No, look at the marks on the wrists…bruising, plus petechial hemorrhaging. This wasn’t s-word. It was unliving by a predator. TIKTOK DETECTIVE: intimate act me…..

My town FC has a 150 year anniversary shirt that I was really tempted to get as a bit of local pride but fuck me, that advert ruins it

*Sighing heavily as I reset the counter to zero*

I'm sorry. If you think this is funny or cool or endearing & not peak give me something for the cringe & let me die, we can't be friends

Before you consider telling me how funny it would be if Binface won, please consider doing anything else like walking into the sea or getting stuck in a cave

Yvette Cooper wants us to think the problem is not declaring gifts & donations from the super rich, rather than taking gifts and donations in the first place. Understandable when you remember Cooper herself took over £200,000 from a billionaire to fund staff in her office

I like how this is both clearly stupid and evil on the surface but then you look at the details and it also includes nursing, computing and history? What lol

Spoke to a lovely guy on the phone who admitted my options were "wait an undisclosed amount of time for a replacement router which could take weeks" or "buy one off Amazon". Fantastic.

I've had nothing but issues with this shitty EE 5G home hub thing since I got it (2 months ago) and now it's completely died and I can't actually do my job. Just looked at cancelling the contract and lol

You can tell Ken is really cool and not bothered by this by how he's disappeared from here and retreated to X so he can yuck it up with the child porn Nazis about how emotional Bluesky is

Xbox laid off around 1600 people yesterday, July 6th, as mass cuts accompanied by the decision to part ways with five studios were set in stone. https://bit.ly/4f1UYhQ

musicboxtheatre.com/films-and-ev... 🫡

I see the Clacton Understanders have logged on

The IMF, every 10-15 years.

mitch mcconnell is brain dead. the USA were humiliated in the world cup. nigel farage just shat his pants on national television. a dark covenant has been made. pray for the soul who gave us this sacrifice.

Ok I figured out who needs to hear this

it's been less than an hour and I'm already sick of hearing about the unfunny prick

Countdown to the first Labour nonce who sees this and uses this argument

Has Farage said he's actually going to stand for Reform again or has the siren song of the King in the North tempted him

Farage finally arrives to press conference, immediately turns around and pretends his arse is speaking like Ace Ventura

what's in the bag Nige

You...you had a Nazi phase?

Compromise, conformity, assimilation, submission, ignorance, hypocrisy, brutality, the elite: your boys took one hell of a beating. your boys took one hell of a beating. your boys took one hell of a beating. your boys took one hell of a beating. your boys took one hell of a beating. your boys took o

i literally burst out laughing holy fuck

Always liked Lukaku 😀😀😀. Top shithousery #worldcup

this is about the war with iran

What the hell is this? They should have lost by 30.

We still have an unelected second chamber full of Lords and we still have a more functioning democracy then whatever the hell is going on over in the States

haven’t seen America this thoroughly embarrassed on the world stage since we lost that war we started with Iran like 3 weeks ago

TWO successful football hate watches today, Platner’s career is over, and Mitch McConnell is braindead

Bluesky today

Now more then even guys, I'm guilty of it myself but we might as well be shouting at walls

this is the view of literally every broadsheet journalist in the UK also

My mom just casually mentioned in passing that not only is Jude Bellingham from my hometown but apparently we tangentially know his family? What the fuck lmao

Good news, we also have quite a lot of non-whites Brits who aren't in the football team.

Can't stop thinking about the one who got away 💔