dad: so whats the deal with the war me: *speaks for 5 min* dad: wow that is an impressive analysis me: thanks I took it from a person I follow online who is a subject matter expert dad: oh whats their name me: They are a cartoon dog wearing underwear as a face mask called Piss Prevail On Earth

It's also Rex Manning Day.

Can I cheer everyone up a bit by pointing out that it's the anniversary of the death of Margaret Thatcher? Happy dead witch day, girls and gays🥳

These days the phrase “Israeli ceasefire” is equal parts oxymoron and euphemism

I'm deadly serious about this. People seem to think there's no way we could place military sanctions on the US because theyd invade, and if the lesson you've learned from the past weeks/80 years is that the US is capable of winning any war of aggression, I really don't know what to tell you.

Today has not been a great day. Tomorrow will be better.

GRN +15%

Feelings are complicated. I would like not to feel feels.

*puts bottle of Sainsbury’s champagne in the fridge just in case*

Oh goody, I've got to install another gig ticket app.

I see the polprofs are polproffing again. And on this, our lord's big weekend. Couldn't be me.

It has been 2,000 years since Romanoids crossmogged Jesus before he lifemaxxed three days later and resurructionmogged them all, straight up christgooning

I'm afraid you'll have to indulge while I post a series of blog posts I wrote in 2015 that I occasionally re-read to remind myself of my mindset of the time. I think they're pretty good and still disturbingly timely, so please check them out. blogrelatedwordplay.wordpress.com/2015/07/21/t...

The funny thing is, the Corbyn project remains the only significant political project that had a number of well-structured, interlocking and funded goals that anticipated and addressed many of the economic, ecological and social issues that we struggle with today.

What's the etiquette on responding to voice notes? Is one expected back? Or do you run away screaming and never message that person again? Asking for a friend.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

Any ideology without 100% support of the people is right wing now. I am a sensible human being.

Universal Basic Income works. It works extremely well because what people need is cash, trust, and dignity, not paternalistic bureaucratic hoops to jump through to exist. And yes we can afford it because the lack of it is very costly. UBI should be seen as an investment with a large expected return.

I mean, "British nonces for British kids" has always been the logical outcome of Reform's position, but having Reform'll Fix It as their slogan is still a *bit* on the nose.

Can we get an apology from professional loser Matt Goodwin and every single member of the UK commentariat that followed his briefing that pushed the unevidenced message that the Gorton and Denton by-election results were illegitimate?

Swimming or rowing machine?

Surely I’m not the only one who thinks this whenever they see a map of The Strait Of Hormuz on the news?

Watching the second series of Squid Game with my son and remembering that the Battle Royale-style death island has a more tolerant attitude towards trans women than the UK government.

Nothing that makes my ND brain screech like R2-D2 in a trash compactor more than trying to figure out what does and doesn't constitute flirting.

Just seen a reel that was captioned "1 minute mayo hack!!" and it's just... a recipe for mayonnaise. Eggs Vinegar Mustard Oil Blend together. Yeah, that's uhhhhh, how you make mayonnaise. No hacking involved.

Perhaps creating a business model on a constant requirement to grind out collaborations and seasons and skins and more and more and more and more and more and more... might... *not* be a feasible long term plan?

Yeah, I'd be very surprised if the Iranian government decided it was essential to take time out of their busy program of halting global trade whilst trying not to be vaporised to torch a handful of ambulances in London.

How to trigger CS:GO players.

Reminder that the Butlerian Jihad was not just “AI bad” but also “the people who built and own the machines meant to control and replace us must burn for humanity to survive.” Anyway some dune lore apropos of nothing

Ngl, when High Lord Wolnir first came crawling out of the impenetrable gloom in Dark Souls 3, it was a genuine "Fuck ME!!" moment, even if he does turn out to be a fairy middling boss to actually beat.

what’s ironic is that Helen Lewis self-identifies as a feminist and we’re all supposed to accept that identification even as she embraces more and more anti-feminist talking points

Seriously though, why do people even give Trump an ounce of benefit of doubt? He's been *very obviously* making shit up for his whole fucking life, and it's insulting to pretend he's stopped doing anything differently now. It's a waste of time, energy and resources to treat him as a legit source.

This is utterly jaw-dropping. A school that bans Atwood, Zadie Smith, Terry effing Pratchett and *literal George Orwell* is actively harming its pupils. www.indexoncensorship.org/2026/03/scho...

Dandelion DIY is a Bristol-based harm reduction group for trans+ people who are self-medicating with HRT, you can find out more here: dandeliondiy.com

BRISTOL: tonight at the chelsea if you can't make it you can donate here: opencollective.com/dandeliondiy...

happy saint patrick's day everyone

SNLUK is going to fall victim to one major flaw imo, who the fuck is still watching actual television anymore? Live? I don't even have terrestrial.

Perfect time for a walk on the beach, I think.

Well, it would certainly put the Ajax debacle into perspective, that's for sure.

Imagine having the energy to go to battle on the internet over Marvel films in 2026.

"Look, he's managed to pull the wool over *my* eyes, so it's probably fine."

Why are members of *the governing party of the country* writing open letters to a different political party regarding health policies that haven't even pledged in a manifesto? Shouldn't they be concentrating, idk RUNNING THE FUCKING COUNTRY?

Happy Mother’s Day to all the amazing mammas out there who are working hard and just trying to look after their eggs.

Idle thoughts from walking through the town centre: just how many back-to-back nail salons *can* an economy sustain? This isn't a knock on nail salons per se, but seeing another closed shop re-open as one, the fourth in a row down the high street, surely there's not enough business?

Hang on, the "Hurrah For The Blackshirts" paper has opinions on something.

Gee, I wonder if there's a long history of the US and their allies hanging people's movements out to dry once they'd finished exploiting them for their own benefit that people might be aware of? 🤔 I wonder if that might have particular relevance in the ME?

What did I say? I said: when Sir Keir has outlived his usefulness, you will not be able to miss it.

it’s kinda worth saying that the lionisation of churchill as a historical figure had to be done very deliberately, cos a lot of people really fuckin hated him right from the start. a lot of the stuff that’s now received-wisdom ‘british culture’ is just shit we had rammed down our throats

This isn't a coordinated distraction; they think only in irrelevant cultural signs while this island slowly sinks into the ocean. Put a platypus on the fiver, a chair, a donkey. Who cares. Why are politicians talking about this. Why is the BBC talking about this. Why is anybody talking about this

Yes, I judge people who drive Teslas. Am I aware of the mild hypocrisy of doing that from the wheel of a Volkswagen? Yes, I am but at least my car's fascist creators have the decency to be fucking dead.