Alright, badass bitch ready to go. Now for a name.

My pleaser heels arrived and they fit! Well, they're maybe a touch too big but not in a dangerous way and the size below is far too tight. I wish they did .5 sizes but still, I like them!

This does remind me. I didn't complete either my BG3 or Elden Ring saves, about 80 hours in each but it's been so long I think I have to start afresh. The question is, which one do I start afresh?

Oh I see, Ball X Pit is the kinda game where the real game begins 30 hours in. You've had your fun, now shit is getting serious. Sweaty palms right now.

Anyone who still openly supports Labour can be written off as right wing dangers.

they banned trans women from playing snooker because we have an advantage in placing balls inside small openings

Poor people have been paying for rich people's mistakes my entire life.

I am not built for nights out anymore lol I'm a write off for the next two days.

My pleaser heels arrived and they fit! Well, they're maybe a touch too big but not in a dangerous way and the size below is far too tight. I wish they did .5 sizes but still, I like them!

Rewild everything! Bring wolves and bears back to the UK!

Frankly absurd how much better I look minus body hair.

It's true most MPs do care. They care about lining their pockets, protecting capital and ensuring they get a cushy job.

Streeting absolutely wants trans people dead and has in fact already killed some.

Wes Streeting came very a poor background so actually he is entitled to take bribes from private health and kill trans children. That's he's right and if you disagree then you just hate democracy!

Sorry David, is it only the "very online" of us that care about trans suicides? Sorry, you're right, my compassion should be with deeply corrupt people who use their power to hammer marginalised communities.

It's true, Wes Streeting does care, cares about killing as many trans children as possible.

This man is a genius and is maybe the comic with his finger most on the pulse of the current world vibe. youtu.be/cJER6WtOkjk?...

Had a fun last night, also didn't get into bed till 6 so have slept the entire day off.

Out having drinks with some awesome people that I met through social media. Some of the most awesome people I've met in the last few years has been through social media so I guess it ain't so bad.

Sounds hot

Look at this absolute Ferrari of a coffee machine though. Phwoar.

back on my bullshit

The entire fabric of American Christianity like this is inherently blasphemous. These people are as close to a demonic anti-christ you can get.

These people absolutely believe that there is nothing the west could do that can't be justified and there is no response to it which isn't the true evil. They believe anyone who isn't white is a brown savage who should know their place. Grotesque Nazis. She's as evil as Hegseth, just more polite.

He looks like absolute shit. Not long.

If there is a worse film this year I hope I don't see it. Just awful. Incoherent and dull. Boring scene after scene which often feels like it barely ties together, ugly to look at it. Just skip this absolute mess and watch The Autopsy of Jane Doe instead. 📽️ #Filmsky

Now watching The Mortuary Assistant (2026, USA, UK) - Jeremiah Kipp 📽️ #Filmsky

Charming in a way only SoV films can be.

Seeing a guy who tried to imply trans people are mentally ill being like "wah? Me? Transphobic? Noooo."

I love Loomis, it's adorable when he is being a little love bug. However as adorable it is in intention it's not so adorable in practise when he tries to lick your eyeball. Dude you have sandpaper for a tongue.

I know I've posted about this before but I seriously love how professional this new job is. Everything is so intricate, they have these awesome little gizmos. My favourite is the bin for used coffee grinds that have these spinning brushes. Ah! Love it.

A serious government with a spine would have made reversing Brexit one of the first things they started putting in motion. A second ref would be far more conclusive than the original and you could absolutely hammer the Tories/Farage over it. But we did warn FBPE that this ain't a serious party.

A mutual I liked blocked me it seems 😭

Going through the menu at training and just tried a Thalia, microfoam with vanilla and two ristretto shots poured on top and hell yeah, that's some good coffee.

Managed to show the self control to leave a mates birthday party even though I'm a little tipsy and buzzing, because I've got work tomorrow. I deserve an award.

Getting rear ended and taking out a few houses

This is probably my front runner for doing my first pole routine to.

happy trans day of visibility to all of the incredible trans people in my life. the world is better with you in it and I'm never going to stop fighting for you, because your fight is my fight. we're in this together.

Sometimes when I'm walking about London it really hits me how poisoned your soul has to be to think the story of multiculturalism in London is anything but awe inspiring.

Cheeky pole update video? Don't mind if I do. 🧑‍🩰

I am so pole pilled that lately I skip about 90% of the tracks that come up on random because I couldn't imagine them working to a pole routine.

Can't legally type what I want to see happen to this guy, I pray I get to see it.

Cheeky pole update video? Don't mind if I do. 🧑‍🩰

Eating tuna again. I basically just eat tuna, eggs and tofu atm

Love this song. youtu.be/x2AOjb9HW2E?... gtradio

Nazis

Reckon ol JC had this one covered actually. Pretty famously if I remember right.