The duality of man

Starmer has brought forward legislation to make laddy bants mandatory

I love these type of guys online who act like they're military generals after playing 20 minutes of command & conquer

Keir Starmer has been assigned the codename "Kermit Nerd" by the president's special Gestapo.

Crackdowns on peaceful protest Support for Conservative benefit cuts Blaming migrants for failing public services As Labour keeps moving right. The question is: How low do they want to go?

Over 1000 civilians dead, and we're letting Trump use UK bases to further his war. Britain should stand firm against Trump's illegal warmongering, and stop these bombers landing on UK soil.

Everyone else: mourning the death of Jesse Jackson Kamala:

Idk, seems like a bit of a main character type thing to do at a funeral

if you ever want to know what having a cat is like, this is a huge percent of it

Great thread (scroll up)

> this guy's views used to be considered a comedically exaggerated take on american foreign relations

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

he had it for 20 years and he bragged and asked people if they wanted to see “my totenkopf” just say you love Nazis. the apologism is boring.

i’m not convinced starmer knows who dire straits are

Someone, somewhere, maybe not here in this country but somewhere in the world - gets off to this.

She's so missed, I wonder what she would say about current events if she was still here. RIP Dawn Foster

Under the cover of war, the US DoJ has just quietly released some of the missing Epstein files that directly relate to Trump. In which, he is accused of sexual assault by a then 13 year old who says he tried to force oral sex on her. Shameless. news.sky.com/story/epstei...

there are like 50 people in the country who want the UK to get involved in the Iran War, one of them is Kemi Badenoch, one of them is Nigel Farage, and the other 48 are newspaper columnists

Mahmood's immigration policies summarized:

IT IS 💥NOT💥 GREEN PARTY POLICY TO LEAVE NATO. This is the policy. You can find it on their website. Please complain to the BBC about their misrepresentation of #GreenParty policy. #bbcqt

Steve-O was on Joe Rogan's show trying to defend trans people and Rogan went off, he called trans people "fucking perverts" and "mass shooters" who have done the majority of school shootings. Completely unhinged bigotry paid for by your Spotify subscriptions.

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Someone tagged the Consumer Product Safety Commission and they responded I'm fucking crying lmao

"That of course, was you."

Starmer, Shellbrooke, Taylor should be ashamed. Desperate, they know their time as MPs is up so they're lashing out hoping to score some political points. @greenparty.org.uk is going to replace them! The majority of the UK is with me, no more illegal wars! www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

I'm officially starting the countdown to it being revealed that not only is she connected to her husband's business activities, but directly benefited from them.

me and my partner saw you from across the bar and wanted to ask what gametes your body was organised around the production of, all things being well

for anyone wondering why there’s so much unbridled joy on ScotPol Bluesky about the arrest of a Scottish Labour MP’s husband for spying for China, take your pick

Connected and benefited you say? labourrightwatch.wordpress.com/2025/02/23/j...

Illuminating, this, on the terfy MP's husband's lobbying business

As if my afternoon couldn't get any better!

Going to be very funny if the Labour MPs whose partner just got arrested for spying for China is who I think it is because I've got a belter of an old post to gloat about.

Another one for the microwave

The Road Wario

I'm in awe of how badly Starmer's fucked absolutely everyone off on all sides of this.

if he gets back scot-free he’s gotta be a fed