This segment reminds me of that one spoken word poet on American TV that tried to freestyle a poem and fumbled so badly

This kind of stuff actively works *against* robust processes to find and deal with antisemitism, btw. If you are drowning in a bunch of spurious and bad faith complaints, that leaves less time to deal with and investigate genuine ones. So well done once again, the fash Labour right.

They're actually not that passive, they're actively trying to spoiler the Greens because just like with Corbyn against Johnson, a far right government is far more preferable to these people than anything meaningfully progressive.

turns out they made a Wikipedia page about me

'I would vote Green but I can't because of their status on NATO.' 'What's their stance on NATO' 'Well *some shit that nobody who works for the Green party has ever said*, and it's just too dangerous.'

I haven't seen a single Labour canvasser or leaflet in my area. Maybe my house is on a blacklist or something

Labour Briefcases: "Well you see the electorate don't actually want all these silly extremists they want strong sensible leadership which is, ultimately the Labour party." The electorate: "I hate the Labour Party and everyone in it."

This is incredible. www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/202...

The Diamond Posting Theory: if you see a post supportive of Starmer, chances are it's a Lib Dem rather than a Labour supporter / member / voter

knowing im being surveilled by cameras from every angle whilst i do the work that used to belong to a paid employee whilst supermarkets price gouge & fix isn't going to endear me to your extractive organisation whilst im forced into this alienated experience just so i can eat

good, fuck this shitty bill. we are nowhere near being the society that could safely have assisted dying

lmao no Netflix drama for the despicable Kim Leadbeater

Holy shit I love the House of Lords now

Until the 3 July it's still One Year Keir

I foresee a Salazar situation

Hey it’s 2017-19 the reboot ✌️🌝

Two things: 1) why would antisemites join a party headed by a Jewish guy 2) wouldn't Corbynites in 2026 just join Your Party lol

9 S E A T S

liberals when you explain that american censorship is not Korea's fault:

Palantir and the government want to make a one-way window through which to observe your entire life You wouldn’t accept it in your home. Don’t accept it online

If you live in Glasgow Southside your Labour candidate is an explicit transphobe

Labour are fucking desperate. Pretty sure making an announcement like this is a clear breach of purdah rules.

If "Corbynistas" have supposedly invaded the Greens then why haven't they joined YORP, you know, the party literally headed by Corbyn

I really feel great about talking about my health to my doctor knowing these nutters can access the records. It is never right.

Remove Palantir from our NHS. Get Palantir out of our country. Sign my petition: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...

Still blows my mind that Tom “gambling is a hidden epidemic” Watson immediately went to work for Flutter Entertainment (Paddy Power / SkyBet etc) within a year of quitting Labour.

After losing her original seat, and blaming Red Jez, Anna Turley worked as a sports consultant for the Betting and Gaming Council, an organisation which represents the gambling industry, and in April 2021 wrote a paid advertorial in the New Statesman for the organisation opposing limits on betting.

labour's anti corruption minister tulip siddiq was just convicted of corruption in bangladesh. labour denounced the trial as bogus and unfair due to having no jury in the same week labour voted to get rid of jury trials in britain home of the comedy ouroboros

Lmao knew I'd have one pop up sometime soon

I hated serial killers until I got that first rush of my hands squeezing tighter and tighter around a helpless delicate neck

lol

Where we going, Limerick 1 or Limerick 2

"You’ll be brilliant in challenging circumstances. And after many years of our discussions, we get to work together side by side. I really look forward to that." Keir Starmer to Peter Mandelson, the night before he announced Mandelson would be the US Ambassador

Dear @labourpartyuk.bsky.social you may wish to fix this.

Thanks Barret ur right 🌍

At this point the only reason to call it the Labour Party is it lasts too long, hurts like hell, and people keep popping in and out to check on your genitals.

It's VERY fitting for Labour HQ to send out Hodge of all people about this specific topic of Mandelson... www.theguardian.com/politics/200...

POV: you are an Oasis summer fruits, bacon sandwich, and McCoy's flame grilled steak crisps Boots meal deal.

Still remember that beef he had with Eyup

This is the guy who said that no MP in parliament has got the kind of grief Rachel Reeves gets, then when I suggested Corbyn did, he basically said Corbyn doesn't count.

here for the manchester evening news account turning keir starmer in to the 'TOASTIE!!!!' guy from mortal kombat 2 for their pmqs coverage on youtube.

Starmer glazing the fuck out of luke the nuke lmao

YouTube link if you don’t have insta youtube.com/shorts/Z4Tzy...

Your regular reminder Peter Mandelson handpicked every new Labour MP in 2024. inews.co.uk/news/politic...