I'd like a let-up in this perma-anxiety. It's beyond a joke. Maybe after this week.

Woof

You're probably wondering just how metric my socket set is

Got EA FC 26 as a PS Plus monthly game and #lufc have just beaten Man U in the FA Cup Final 7-0. Piroe got 4 goals. DCL not even on the bench. Largie Ramazani came on as a sub. I think I might need to find the setting that updates the squads tomorrow.

Modest proposal: People who use "staycation" to mean "going on holiday" to be placed under indefinite house arrest.

European politics explained Every country has a nationalist protest party, several Christian Democrat parties, an environmental party, and many "Left" parties. One party is funded by Russia. US politics explained One party loves billionaires and hates minorities. The other loves billionaires.

Parties representing liberal / progressive views have 51% of the vote share. The meeeja have got to stop acting like “everyone’s a little bit racist”, like liberal values are some lofty wafty niche. It’s about half-half, skewing slightly in favour of Not Deliberately Being An Arsehole For Effect.

Labour need to stop splitting the vote like this and step aside to avoid Reform getting in. 😉

I would love it if he didn't sing later #TOTP

Who wore it better? #totp

Here we go again I suppose.

If this song is the local election results, the bagpipes coming in is Starmer saying he won't resign #LittleBitPoliticalThere #totp

lmao, they edited it. On one hand good. On the other, what a bunch of fucking losers.

PLAY SHAKIN' STEVENS. INSTEAD OF THIS. YOU COWARDS? #totp

This is the most pointless Men In Black theme tune cover ever #totp

Tight Fit only had one song and this isn't it #totp

PhD? He's failing his viva #totp

Christ, thought I'd accidentally switched over to the news just in time for the count from Gammon-cum-Bastard #totp

Two more ears of hurt. #totp

Kevin Keegan once kissed my missus's hand. She just wants everyone to know #totp

Who knew they would eventually adapt this into hit sci-fi series Pluribus? #totp

I miss the bangles. Especially since Claire’s Accessories shut. #totp

I've got this weird mad respect for bald ponytail #totp

Bret Michaels is 63 and playing casinos now #totp

Obvs hated this at 18yo at the time, I think I'd do almost anything to go back there now #totp

STOP CLAPPING TO SONGS #totp

That woman on the left looks just like the blonde one out of Roxette #totp

PLAY JASON DONOVAN AND STEFAN DENNIS ON A LOOP FOR THE NEXT HOUR YOU COWARDS #totp

Tragic, really, someone lit a match and the whole place went up #totp

To what? What's the alternative? Being nice to people, being honest about the difficult trade offs and trying, as best they can, to improve things somewhat? Are you mad?

What, 30s only of Beds Are Burning? 1989 #totp being as popular as Labour here

CHOON #totp

Did this really happen? #totp

I never liked this song, but I have to say the instrumentation in the verse (were you to remove the vocals and the terrible lyrics) is excellent #totp

Forgive me for my naïve question, but could Labour not simply try doing things that people want them to do instead of doing things that people don't want them to do?

Honestly, I would prefer this no times. #totp

The Vengabus is suing. #totp

Ann Lee (29 February 1736 – 8 September 1784), commonly known as Mother Ann Lee, was the founding leader of the Shakers. #totp

"Forever," sings Tim Burgess, which is exactly how long this song lasts #totp

I always thought this song was a bit of a dirge with no hooks, but for some reason today I'm finding it delightfully representative of modern UK life #totp

I liked Macy Gray with her range of approximately 3 semitones #totp

I was going to ask what happened to Macy Gray but I presume the answer is someone gave her a honey & lemon Locket and she got better. #TotP

Dark Knight Jordan Knight Gotta have a system #totp

Even in the oeuvre of #totp same-song-over-two-episodes, Annie beats everyone else by giving us two different treatments of the same song

Eiffel 65 only had one song and this is it #totp

I refuse to give a further second's thought to Richard Dawkins's AI "girlfriend" you can't make me

Imagine there’s no heaven. It’s even easier with this song. #totp

Never mind not feeling the benefit, I can smell the green room after from here #totp

Mel C's drummer wondering if he should've joined Stereophonics after all #totp