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Giving a new meaning to the phrase "Trigger's broom".

Why are all game shows set like they're in a special sex nightclub these days? Dingy purple and blue everywhere, zero warmth. And you dont even get to see it going in.

Walked past two angry looking men in town. One says to the other: "...course it was all Ethiopians when we were kids." Happy to never know the context of that although I clearly do because awful.

IMPORTANT NOTICE. PLEASE CEASE YOUR ACTIVITIES AT ONCE AND VIEW THE IMPORTANT NOTICE.

Children actually had money taken away from them because of that record. #totp

Lest we forget "Its Only Rock N Roll" was the bookies favourite for Christmas number 1 at one point. But they made the fatal mistake of it being fucking rubbish.

I watched Another Level and now I am pregnant....with the BOMB. #totp

If you could tune into Hodders' Schooldays from 7-8pm on Tuesday over at @noiseboxradio.com, I'll virtually send one of the Hodders family hounds Bluebell over for snugs!

After hearing about Judith Chalmers' passing I immediately queued up Gordon Giltrap's "Heartsong" on Noisebox because I am an idiot who finds his own idiocy deeply entertaining.

I'm very confused by the Muller adverts where people stare at others eating their yogurts in an apparently "unacceptable" way. ITS JUST LIKE "1984" AND THERE'S NOT EVEN ANNIE LENNOX SINGING "YOGURT CRIMES" THIS TIME.

Would you like to enter Miss Woolton 1982? Its a funny joke because sex.

When it comes to stuff like @pantosplaining.bsky.social and @alfsplaining.bsky.social - if you like what we do, please PLEASE tell people and repost. Its just the two of us making it all and we're really proud of them but its a nightmare getting the word out since social media fell into a ditch. x

Rice! Carolgees! Trinder! Moult! The fab four! I honestly feel there's a moment in this where I nearly lost consciousness from laughing at our own stupidity. Watch it on the big telly!

And ALFsplaining's front!

But maybe I actually DO think I are Tarantino's new star.

But maybe I actually DO think I are Tarantino's new star.

Man, they dont write proper pop music like they used to.

And ALFsplaining's front!

A show that still produces excited welps in people my age who were allowed to watch dirty ITV! I still pine for a proper DVD release of this before we lose any more of the brilliant minds behind it.

I should've done the Sheppard Street Girls.

I would like this more if the bottom one was just completely unconnected. "...and I'm Keith!".

Over at the ALFsplaining Patreon there's new video content, and it's possibly our most entertaining yet. We take a leaf out of @ashens.bsky.social's copyright by eating some ALF chewy from 1987. Will we survive to post about it? Subscribe and find out. www.patreon.com/posts/alfspl...

@pantosplaining.bsky.social watching on the medium TV..... Felicette also watching

I dont know who this is and have never met them or slept on their sofa.

About to happen at us all.

Last week I played this lot. Sound like a playlist worth hearing? Come join me tonight at 8pm for more. noiseboxradio.com

I see Dermot Mulligan has gone undercover again after more recidivist behaviour.

Two hours of angelic music with a pitchfork up the bottom of fun. Pray for "Ben Baker Vs Monday", live tonight from 8pm on @noiseboxradio.com

Advert on the radio says "For more information, text PCP to..." and wondered if the business had heard of drugs. Or the Manic Street Preachers for that...

Cant stop singing "I like the Nerds / you like the Nerds / We like the Nerds / so come on / lets eat the Nerds" to the Looks Unfamiliar theme. I am putting my foot through @outonbluesix.bsky.social and sending some baking powder the bill.

Indie band after debut hit album: "Right, time to do something awkward, angular and uncommercial to show we're serious artists that will sell but quickly tail off" Indie band on eighth album where its paired down to the die-hard fans: "Look everybody, we've gone disco!"

Listen to this lad, and get your tickets for an incredible night of electropop entertainment on the 4th of July. Hacker will be hosting, get a selfie with him! www.eventbrite.com/e/spray-x-cu...

That dated well. Unlike its star...

10PM (In the Wet Patch) #totp

Su Pollard! Matthew Kelly! Derek Griffiths! Erm...Edmund Hockridge! And a cast of thousands of British celebrity legends. Plus me and @ricardoautobahn.co.uk being silly in the middle of it all. Why wouldnt you tell your friends all about Pantosplaining?

That dated well. Unlike its star...

I didnt think today's social media nonsense would be "being wrong about mushy peas". That person is wrong though. Oh yes.

It strikes me that in order to counter the popularity of the Berlin DJ Spray*, @spraypopmusic.com's new single needs to go viral, so please do all you can (streaming from the end of the month). www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8BB... *only the 21st Spray on Discogs, we are Spray Prime.

I don't want the world, I just want your ALF.

Su Pollard! Matthew Kelly! Derek Griffiths! Erm...Edmund Hockridge! And a cast of thousands of British celebrity legends. Plus me and @ricardoautobahn.co.uk being silly in the middle of it all. Why wouldnt you tell your friends all about Pantosplaining?

I like when the male host appears on the Eurovision footage as you get to learn the translation of "who's this twat?" in all sorts of different languages.

I hope UK wins Eurovision so me and @ricardoautobahn.co.uk can write the fucking awful comedy filler bits for them. Although to be honest, we're not fussy where we do it.

There's a new episode of our daft pop culture panto video podcast out today and we're dealing with some of our childhood favourites. Tons of visual extras and bonus jokes so as ever #WatchItOnTheBigTelly and please tell your friends about it.

Is it former Minister of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs, Goronwy Roberts?

I'm sad I forgot to mention how Su's hair in the drawing looks like a shy camel.

This is amazing. Love Todd's videos and obviously am quite keen on Justin so genuinely delighted to see it happen.

I honestly cannot tell you how I hurt from laughing at this the first time. Even as a 12 year old, I knew that sort of insane European animation from Channel 4 when it had any worth. Krusty's reaction still breaks me every time. Perfect comic timing.

There's a new episode of our daft pop culture panto video podcast out today and we're dealing with some of our childhood favourites. Tons of visual extras and bonus jokes so as ever #WatchItOnTheBigTelly and please tell your friends about it.