Here is the first poster we will be looking at in detail, at PantoSplaining!

Its true, we're expanding the 'Splaining family and we didnt even need a turkey baster to get started. Go follow @pantosplaining.bsky.social now and prepare for...well, just prepare.

Freddie "Parrot Cock" Davies was a much less successful act in the clubs.

Just noticed that BBC2 are showing QI XL on Tuesday then the 30 minute edit of it on Friday the same week. Its all fucked, isnt it?

If anyone has any luck going spare, I could definitely use it. Will also take all major credit cards.

At 11am today or whenever on the Mixclouds. www.mixcloud.com/NoiseboxRadi...

Ah their classic catchphrases. I remember getting this out from the video shop and even as a kid thinking it was a load of old sputum.

We're behind you.

The indie / alternative albums of Autumn 1995 were a varied lot but it was an exciting time to be getting into music if you were fourteen like me. And do you know! - I did a radio programme about it and its on @noiseboxradio.com tomorrow at 11am.

Sporcle doing its best to rage bait me today.

I do say "bums" a lot.

Do you think Bob Dylan* ever had erectile issues and went into the doctors shouting "PUMP DON'T WORK"? *Tom Watt if wet.

Daisy dog thanks you for your lack of firework, friends.

A heads-up to another blog series I'll be doing next year. gayleramage.substack.com/p/a-new-blog...

Join me for another Middle-Aged Teenage Angst at 8pm where I choose to pretend its not really thirty years since all the albums featured today were released. Britpop? I hardly knew pop! @noiseboxradio.com

Law of averages states there is someone somewhere whose 'text received' noise is that girl screaming "JIMMMMMMYYYYYY" off of the PIF.

On Tuesday's Middle-Aged Teenage Angst some of the indie releases of Autumn 1995. A few heavy hitters, a few that should've been bigger and me weeping for my lost youth in the middle of it. You know....fun. 8pm on noiseboxradio.com

I'm not calling a dating service apparently run by Jimmy Savile.

Dont make me choose! Fine, I'll take one Ernie and one Skeletor please.

Just turned Noisebox on to hear the end of "Marlene On The Wall" and now "Everybody Up" by the Glam Metal Detectives. Never been prouder.

On Tuesday's Middle-Aged Teenage Angst some of the indie releases of Autumn 1995. A few heavy hitters, a few that should've been bigger and me weeping for my lost youth in the middle of it. You know....fun. 8pm on noiseboxradio.com

SO MANY LAYERS

Good morning and a very happy 1965 to you all. We return with this week's look at the NME charts and there's three songs from this turning point year for us to get our teeth into. Listen, comment, share and review. Thanks! plinkhq.com/i/1531129636...

Anyone checked out the Wikipedia entry for Supergran lately?

Its really daft I know but Firefox have added this "profiles" thing which means there's now a small heart symbol on top of the regular icon. This is constantly making me think there's a notification waiting for me that I cant clear. Is anyone else... y'know...mental?

So...um, is it only for Ians? Asking for a friend.

I've been able to read the first draft of this and it's brilliant, very funny. Looking forward to the final form - and so should you! Pre-order now! Or sooner!

Just seen an advert for a kids learning toy "with hundreds of BBC videos" and my first thought was genuinely "I wonder if they have 'Play Golf with Peter Alliss'..."

We don't do Halloween specials (though there's some macabre stuff coming up in the next ep!) so why not listen to this now 5 year old episode of Paul's novelty song podcast all about Spooky stuff, with special guest @benbaker.bsky.social off of @alfsplaining.bsky.social plinkhq.com/i/1516546969...

If anyone cops off this Halloween please be aware that you are legally bound to cry "THAT IS SPOOKTACULAR!" at the point of climax. Twice if alone.

Last night's Halloween themed tracklist. If you missed it, all my shows can be found here: www.mixcloud.com/NoiseboxRadi...

If you missed my Halloween show, its repeated on the day itself at 11am. And why not hang around until 9pm when this special presentation from @outonbluesix.bsky.social will be taking to the airwaves of @noiseboxradio.com along with some special spookery afterwards.

Got that feeling I have when I put a ton of effort into something different and the collective world says "YES BUT TELEVISION".

I can see this is a message but its just weird unicode here. Im not sure my laptop is properly fixed.

font.family = times font.size = 12pt # alternative units are px, mm, cm font.slant = normal font.weight = normal h1.font.size = font.size * 3 h2.font.size = font.size * 2.5 h3.font.size = font.size * 2 strong.font.weight = bold em.font.slant = italics

Listen to my Halloween shindig on noiseboxradio.com right now if you please. I promise to never say "spooktacular".

Looking forward to my big Halloween show tonight. Hope everything goes ok and I don't get stuck in the iron maiden at the end. *winks*

Inevitably tomorrow at 8pm. @noiseboxradio.com

Happy #InternationalAnimationDay everyone!

A Christmas tree decorated with Mini Boglins. And post.

Remember when Rupert Bear did an Elvis act with Lynne Perrie? BRING IT ALL BACK.

They were actually adjacent to a hedge, THANKS.

I really liked my old Skullcandy headphones with a little connecting band behind the neck but they dont seem to sell them anymore. It cant be just me who finds ear pod type things too disorientating and isolating?

Inevitably tomorrow at 8pm. @noiseboxradio.com

🚨 NEW NEW NEW 🚨 In an all new ALFsplaining - ALF hosts the Tonight Show! And it's not a dream sequence! Find out why and how with guest ALFsplainer Charlie Mason (TV writer, Eurovision winner and Actual American). linktr.ee/ALFsplaining

You know when you see something that dated poorly? Step forward "Yahoo! Internet Life" magazine from 2001....

An episode literally sizzling off the press with a special guest to boot! I mean "as well". We dont kick him. Subscribe already.

What IS your all time favourite sausage secret? Ha. Nice try, copper!

Dont forget to put your penises back in the fridge tonight, friends.

I am live. Time to tune in and say "FFS". noiseboxradio.com