Sheringham Bus Shelter demolition latest: I jokingly said a couple of days ago that there would probably be a song before too long, with people on Facebook trying to get it to Christmas No. 1 Today: There is a song... youtu.be/lt3tiLGrJa4?...

A new report on dietary findings in a select area of Pompeii likely inhabited by enslaved people came out in Scavi di Pompei. Many newspapers are now running w/a headline about Roman slaves “eating better” than free Romans. pompeiisites.org/e-journal-de... Let’s discuss why this is problematic

Is it normal to have been playing the same album more or less continuously for the last five weeks? Asking for - me.

Can’t be bothered to search it. Has anyone else done FIFA giving Prince Andrew the babysitter of the year award?

Whenever "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday" comes on the radio.

FUCK OFF BONO. Oh, he has. #totp

“I have in my hand a piece of filth by Paul McCartney & The Frog Chorus which contains the line ‘Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum’. I don’t want to hear about your nether regions Mr McCartney and I’m not playing this sh*t on my radio programme. Here’s Frankie Goes To Hollywood and Relax.” #TOTP

The only thing near 1984 in pop culture terms must have been being bang on the right age for 1973 #totp

Fuck me but 1984 was a good year #totp

*Has a sudden urge to go out find the condom machine* #totp

Oh, now we’re being spoilt! #totp

Wild Boys, the most ludicrous, overblown video of all time until Michael Jackson’s Earth Song #totp

Do the one about toast! #TOTP

Psychologist: the straight Jimmy Sommerville doesn't exist and can't hurt you. The straight Jimmy Sommerville: #TOTP

“Tonight Jim is wearing a two-piece suit constructed entirely of flock wallpaper…” #totp

I hate everything about this but right now I’m focussed on his stupid sleeves. Like he pushed them up too far to wash his hands and now they’re stuck and his mum’s going to have to take the jacket off for him. #totp

Jim Diamond, with your incredibly warm forearms and cold everywhere else #TOTP

Aw fuck. Divorced dad singing in the car park of a flat roofed murder pub time #totp

Deep philosophy from George. You know what else is stupid? Radiators. Radiators are stupid #totp

These are the fuckers we should blame for the current generation of tragic haircuts. These are the Ur-mullets #totp

Awwwww little Nik! #totp

I always liked the fact that Duran Duran enjoyed their money and fame, took heroic amounts of cocaine without getting completely fucked up, and were mostly non-twattish about the whole pop star business. It’s really quite refreshing. #totp

I forgot Terry from Brookside played drums for FGTH #totp

it’s happening IT’S HAPPENING #TOTP

BELATED PEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW #TOTP

“Ten hours later than planned…” #totp

See, this is what happens when you are really very good #totp

Is it - is it _happening_? #totp

IF and WHEN #TOTP actually starts, I *almost* want BBC Four to troll everyone by picking an episode containing Snooker Loopy.

Grrrrrrr #TOTP

As with all nativist movements there's never actually a plan of revitalisation. It's just I Want It To be Like It Was Before* *it was never actually like this

Snooker overrunning. AGAIN. Barry Took will be hearing about this in no uncertain terms. #TOTP

Thing is Trump will just fling that medal in a corner and start moaning about the next thing. The man has been given everything he wanted in life, and you’ve never seen such a miserable cunt. He’s constantly got a face like half a pound of slapped twat.

POV: You're Brian Harvey's car #totp

"Don't worry, the 1970s Eggplant Penguin can't hurt you." The 1970s Eggplant Penguin:

"Well, those music cunts have gone now, here's COLOURFUL BALLS!" #bbc4

This Tomas Jones could have a future in the business #NotTOTP

Oh. Ok then #totp

@chriso1.bsky.social #totp

This entire #TOTP has been wholly generated by AI, hasn’t it?

Watched a delightful nativity today and it reminded me of the time I directed one early in my career. I wanted 'Mary' to react in shock to 'Gabriel' and foolishly told her to react like a mum would - cue angel appearing and the six-year-old Mary yelling, "F*cking Hell!" at the top of her voice.

If you’re dying and you’re not being beckoned towards the light, this is what you see instead… #totp

FINE. I’ll do it myself then. #totp

I’m trying to sleep through them right now, tbh. #TOTP

The original, unaltered Star Wars (aka A New Hope) is coming back to cinemas with a brand new restoration in 2027 as part of the franchise's 50th anniversary celebrations. Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies...

Celebrity Yorkshire Auction House is on Freeview channel 17 right now. Just sayin' #totp

British TV ads are easily the most unimaginative examples on the planet, but since we banned the promotion of junk food, we're now left with mini musicals about diarrhoea, women complaining about their bulky piss pants and now a shampoo for bald men. I will trade all of these for diabetes TYVM.

If you see this, quote with your image of positive masculinity:

Not enjoying this episode of Second Singles That No-one Remembers At The BBC #TOTP