This is possibly the greatest story idea I've ever heard.

Didn't really have a strong opinion until you did this but: Fuck AI Fuck Bitcoin Fuck VR Fuck Stupid Dancing Robots That Get Dragged Off The Stage Fuck Nonce Goggles Fuck you Thank you for this opportunity, Surallann

Britain is more than halfway towards reaching Net Zero. Most people don't realise this, not least as the fossil-fuel fanatics want us to think achieving it is impossible. Via YouGov

These are really concerning issues with Palantir and the Met - Highly sensitive data processed by AI across more than 50,000-plus current and former staff. A decision not to consult the workforce whose data was being sucked into the platform. No competitive evaluation of alternative suppliers.

I try not to judge people too quickly and I thought Zack Polanski, as a shifty unreliable grifter and conman, might be clever but no, he is a fucking moron.

Fuck me. Hypnotits is such deeply unserious person. This is who we’re putting our liberal faith in, is it? Jesus Christ.

Thriller idea: man with world's second smallest penis has to stop him.

All the bank holiday sand and sandal films. Most classic WW2 films. Also Jaws, Star Wars original trilogy, E.T., Bill and Ted (first and the sequel).

That gorgeous moment when reading a primary text for a specific purpose and you instead/also discover details that will help with the other side projects you've slowly been working toward for a couple years...surely to be lost if we let AI do our preliminary source analysis...

Every left-leaning politician is castigated as “anti-business” for wanting multinational corporations to pay tax. Can we start labelling businesses as “anti-humanity”? There’s far more evidence for it.

Numan! #TOTP79

Oh YES GET IN YOU LITTLE BEAUTY #TOTP

Now I am wondering what texts Reform or (god forbid) Restore will mandate.

This is before Bob Holness joined. #totp

Now cut off his goolies #totp

Jimmy Krankie’s dad’s short-lived solo career. #totp

HANDS PETER #totp

Lena Lovich is your mum’s cool friend who would turn a blind eye when you nicked her cigarettes but would absolutely make sure you got home safely and wouldn’t grass you up for being pissed #totp

That is a MAD Top 30 #totp

Bates is such an unpleasant bastard. #TOTP

YAAAAAAAAAAAS #totp

Mr Sting… when you do a poo… #totp

What you must remember is the lyrics to Every Breath You Take were written before GDPR came into law. #TOTP

Middle of Lidl Bryan Ferry there #totp

Was that Reg Hollis from The Bill stood behind Peter there? #totp

If it’s 4am you don’t have to say in the morning, Mike #totp

This freaked me out for a second then I realised it wasn't Simon's hand #TOTP

INCOMING!!!!!!! #totp

PLAY ELO YOU BASTARDS #totp

Shakatak there, with Dark is the Night, from their album Songs About The Bleedin’ Obvious. Other hits from this release included “Ouch, the kettle is hot” and “Never gamble on a fart if you’re pissed” #totp

I think I like Shakatak cos they're definitely the band that would be playing when Del and Rodney go to a nightclub in their suits. Classy, like. #TOTP

I bloody love Let’s Dance by Bowie #totp

You are all seeing this too, right? #totp

50 years after posing as ‘Peter and Jane’ for Ladybird artist Martin Aitchison, these two recreated the scene for me. Her smile!

John Peel there 🤮🤮🤮 #totp

Probably coked and pissed up to high heaven at this point, but fuck me he could write a tune (and Bernie could do lyrics) #totp

Of course these days Elton would just google why they call it the blues. #totp

POP FACT: Elton John’s real name is Dill Danding. He’s been telling us for years, he even wrote a song. #totp

Someone tell Russ Abbot he's forgotten his orange wig #totp

Oh IMPERIAL Elton #totp

Big Rod, there. #TOTP

Also the obligatory BRIT EKLAND’S KNICKERS klaxon #totp

Oh Jesus. Creepy as fuck and second only to Tonight’s the Night #totp

Why is she in an adult nappy? #totp

Pewwwwwww #totp

#totp HANDS POWELL KLAXON

I see its the episode where Peter Powell came dressed as a Weetabix thug. #totp

Too much wine and too much song Put your fingers up your bum. #totp

Better throw the air fryer in too, just to be sure.