I’m back! What did I miss? #totp

Eras: Phil Collins. (Anag. 4 letters) #totp

Dining out with the lovely @janegoth.bsky.social tonight so no #totp for me. I've left my rubbish #totpbot running in my stead. If you squint you can barely tell the difference. totpbot.netlify.app

POV: your drafts folder after they put the “save draft” button where the “discard” button used to be and you’re not good with change.

Pulp poetry.

What am I doing up past the witching hour, you ask? Why, doing the new Wordle of course.

Nice try #nytconnections, you nearly got me.

Eras: Phil Collins. (Anag. 4 letters) #totp

Film was good too. #totp

Apparently it isn’t an energy. Lost me a mark in my physics GCSE. #totp

Glad they didn’t get the Paddington movie gigs. #totp

Such a departure. #totp

For about a day after this each week I write #totp at the end of each post out of pure muscle memory.

Frog à la Depeche. #totp

This was written by the Bee Gees. Hard to believe I know. #totp

I’m yet to be convinced that keytars actually work. #totp

This reminds me of not being allowed to change the car radio from what Mum wanted on. #totp

Perhaps the good Cliff song? 🤔 #totp

There seems to be a zone of exclusion around Powell. Perhaps words were had. #totp

Can we turn off video on this Teams? My broadband’s not up to it. #totp

My frame rate’s tanking. #totp

Ahh, the pissed housefly filter. #totp

The eighties really hadn’t kicked in yet. #totp

But you said this last week. #totp

Everyone got their Daz/Hopkirk posts lined up for Westlife? #totp

This is Fly Me To The Dangerzone in a different key. #totp

I didn’t even know Carol Smillie had a pop career. #totp

Back when band names didn’t have to be Googleable. #totp

That harmonica needs tuning. #totp

Smalls was unfunny one with glasses. #totp

Beyoncé or Whiteverybloodywéek. #totp

Seeing Gail Porter and thinking “oh yes this is when I used to buy FHM”. #totp

Remember she was too fat to be a serious girlfriend for Hugh Grant’s PM. #totp

Been feverishly hammering the regenerate button to try to get relevant ones.

I distinctly remember having a hat like that in the 70s that had round glass eyeholes. It might be a false memory. #totp

Can’t hear this without thinking of those sophistimicated laydee’s drinks of the 80’s… Taboo and Mirage. #totp

Lyrics by Dracula #totp (Created by #totpbot totpbot.netlify.app)

Middlemiss and the Pit #totp

So you DO want scrubs? #pedantry #totp

Noel Fielding on drums. He’s let himself go. #totp

Can't believe they managed to get Servalan on the maracas. #totp (Created by #totpbot totpbot.netlify.app)

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I often get in trouble for using all-caps. Especially when choosing an outfit for the day.

“Please,” cried Frog, “please go away!” But no one went away.

UK power networks really bringing home the impact of the power cut in central Norwich right now.

I know this is a (valid) piss take of the genre but... this is incredibly well done?

This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.