The media are constantly pushing Reform's agenda but at least the picture editors are having fun with Farage's repulsive face

I love how you can instantly tell a Tony Allen track. Such a recognisable drumming style.

Today I was on a website and when I tried to copy some of the text it came up with this alert: "Nothing from this website can be copied". I am fucking petty as shit, so I copied the whole text anyway and put it in the alt text. The twats.

Suddenly had flashbacks to 1993 when People Are People was used as the theme tune to BBC's "It'll Never Work?"

We're all going to be feeling silly tomorrow when we discover the rapture is just the lead singer from Ultravox trying out a different style of music.

Cathy wrote this because she couldn't find Lyon's Maid ice cream anywhere

Bloody hell. I’ve finally become the sort of person who emails the BBC to complain. In my defence, it took 55 years, and they drove me to it because this Tylenol bullshit may be an attack on women and science, but it shouldn’t be *leading* UK bulletins (It’s [email protected], by the way), or

We're all going to be feeling silly tomorrow when we discover the rapture is just the lead singer from Ultravox trying out a different style of music.

Today I updated the Swearsky Index bot to show a graph of how fucking sweary you've all been over the last 24 hours.

This cartoon clearly isn't correct. Rupert Murdoch is happy to give you his cookies for free, but if you choose not to accept them then he expects you to pay.

Cool. But I'm still not renewing Disney+

You can't even draw Father Ted without getting cancelled by woke

Not an expert but I think there is a slight 'tell' here that these images were selected by an AI. Can you spot what it is?

I also currently have a comedy show in production and am NOT in the middle of a trial for allegedly assaulting a kid, just in case the papers have a lot of space to fill

Technologically advance a band: Manic Motorway Preachers

This cartoon clearly isn't correct. Rupert Murdoch is happy to give you his cookies for free, but if you choose not to accept them then he expects you to pay.

You reminded me – I also began with Photoshop 4. One evening I download MANY floppy disk images from a dodgy site, one at a time, over rural dial up. It took so long it was literally morning by the time it finished. But this piracy helped me get a job and eventually I became a paying Adobe user.

It's time once again to pretend to Adobe that I am cancelling my Creative Suite subscription and for them to say "oh noes! here's a discount" and off we go on our merry way again. But this year they have split the packages into Pro and Standard – Pro having extra AI shit that I don't want or need.

It's two years to the day that I created the viral game Seven Bins Sunak. By 'viral' I mean had the flu at the time, and I was bored and feeling sorry for myself, so I gave myself 24 hours to conceive and write a game from scratch. Even the Tories loved it so much they tried to hire me.

Monday.

On this day three years ago, PC Gamer tweeted about Trombone Champ with possibly the worst rendition of Beethoven's 5th Symphony you'll have ever heard.

'After Avalon, Roxy Music went on to make further albums called Hat Trick Productions, Tiger Aspect, Potato and ITV Studios'. #forgotten80s

I don’t know why she’s leaving, Or where she’s gonna go, I guess she’s got her reasons, But I just don't wanna know, Cause for twenty-four years I've been

Help me out dudes, what should I do with this? Chuck it? Keep it? No I don't want to keep it. Give it away? Who the hell would want it

The best thing about the new Bluesky bookmarking feature is that I can save @oddthisday.bsky.social's excellent stories for when I have the time to appreciate them. Everyone should be following him.

You can clearly see who they modelled it on

‘I can’t listen to music during sex - I start to wonder what Dionne Warwick would have done if she'd seen me walking down the street’

And now a short advert for the Spray tour! Get your tickets here snd.click/@sprayontour

Maybe Labour's strategy is to so completely shit with everything that it is extra noticeable when they occasionally DO THE RIGHT THING?

What’s your sign?

I posted when everyone was watching Strictly so HERE IT IS AGAIN because it's important

The best thing about the new Bluesky bookmarking feature is that I can save @oddthisday.bsky.social's excellent stories for when I have the time to appreciate them. Everyone should be following him.

afternoon

Roses are red Quite silver, the birch

Roses are red, Violets sublime,

A reminder that the ancestor of Meta/Facebook was "Facemash", a site built by Zuckerberg that used the photos of unsuspecting female students to rank their attractiveness.

I don't remember Wurzel Gummidge ever being in Corrie

Dreamt that the BBC moved #totp to Saturday 4.30pm. Absolutely raging.

As if I didn't hate LinkedIn enough already

See you ruffians next week #totp

I got a bingo #TOTP

HOW DID IT GO? #totp

*Mr Twix for UK viewers #totp

Crazy timing there

That's not a nice thing to call her #totp

Is this about up the arse? #totp

Absolutely fucking raging at only hearing 10 seconds of Rubberband Girl #totp

I don’t remember Jade at all, and that’s whilst I’m still watching them. #TOTP