Chris Mason already wetting himself over bitchy, condescending tweets from tepid puddle of failure Darren Jones.

A perfect tribute from @davidsquires.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

Foreboding picture that will appear again in a black and white flashback in the series finale.

Missed this last night but - glory be! - it is available for catch up on Now. Ep 2 is on U&Gold tonight at 11.45pm.

Classy.

57 years ago: Every human alive or dead up to that point was in the frame of one photo, apart from Michael Collins who was taking it.

The Starmerites stamping their feet over the cabinet purge. Burnham "will reap what he has sown". Lads, you fucked it. Sit down. #Newsnight

Say "do you want a bacon sandwich?" one more time and see what happens. Go on, I fucking dare you.

Very much Thee Oh Sees changing the way they spell their name all the time just to fuck with music journalists vibes here. And I, for one, am all for it.

Healey in as Chancellor.

Liz Kendall binned.

Reeves out.

RIP Kevin Keegan. 2x Balon D'Or winner, 63 Eng caps, 3 league titles, FA Cup, European Cup, 2x UEFA Cups, 1 Top 40 hit. From superstar player to cavalier entertainer and even tragi-comic figure as a manager, he was always true to himself and never lost his sense of humour. The people loved him.

Has any team so thoroughly shredded any semblance of goodwill towards them in a single tournament since, well, Argentina in 1990?

"I've changed my mind."

Peter Reid's come as Hopkirk (Deceased). #TOTP

He's going to sit on a chair the wrong way round.

Andy Burnham meeting the King in the Buckinham Palace Chinese Dining Room. All you can eat buffet, £12.99.

Chris Mason making a big show of not listening to Annabel Tiffin.

Heartbreak for Argentina president Javier Milei.

Alright, fat lad. #SPAARG #WorldCup

BAH GAWD! #SPAARG #WorldCupFinal

I think we're on a winner, there Trig. Play it nice and cool, nice and cool son, know what I mean? #SPAARG #WorldCupFinal

Paredes really is a piece of shit. #SPAARG #WorldCupFinal

AHAHAHAAAA! Simeone, you little prick! #SPAARG #WorldCupFinal

And now Nico Williams... #SPAARG #WorldCupFinal

"Has Lionel Scaloni Tucheled himself?" Don't make that a thing, Guy. #SPAARG #WorldCupFinal

"Thank you, please! We've had a meeting of the committeh...and since ladies have been allowed in the games room, there have been a number of complaints about the foul language and blue jokes. Well, fellas, I'm afraid you're just going to have to get used to it." #WorldCupFinal

Is it not a booking for kicking the ball away after the whistle? #WorldCupFinal

Messi making me side with Cucurella, the pissy little bitch. #WorldCupFinal

Aww, that's a shame for Fernandez. #WorldCupFinal

Hydration break. #SPAARG #WorldCupFinal

Rexona sounds like bum medicine. #WorldCupFinal

Pleased to see Dr Teeth boycotted that travesty. #WorldCupFinal

I mean, there really isn't anyone better than Romesh Ranganathan to do a song called What Have the BBC Ever Done for Me? #WorldCupFinal

Not quite, subtitles guy. #WorldCupFinal

ICE agent just shot The Count. #WorldCupFinal

Half-time show sneak peak #WorldCupFinal

Hydration break. #SPAARG #WorldCupFinal

And for 150 Blanks... #WorldCupFinal

Robbie Williams, there. #WorldCupFinal

#FRAENG #WorldCup

If you're just going to play silly buggers lads, forget it. #FRAENG #WorldCup

"Coming on for England, Lee Mack, Angry Ginge and Robbie Williams' mate Jonathan Whatsit." #FRAENG #WorldCup