Have a bet! Cos your mates are twats!

Oh shurrup, Toady. #SASWhoDaresWins

Wave of patriotic pride surged through me there when I realised it was one of the Aussies who'd pissed themselves. #SASWhoDaresWins

I hope he doesn't piss in the pool like that. #WhoDaresWins

Top hole!

It's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights...again!

Watching the doc on the Big Freeze of 1963 on #BBCFour. I think I better have a stiff brandy.

Sorry Davina, I just can't unsee it. #MaskedSinger #TheMaskedSinger

"I think it's Pope John Paul II." [Hysterical applause.] #MaskedSinger

My friends in Austria sent this and I can't stop watching...wait for the end. 🤗💜

Panic stations! Snow!

Ref Cam. Another exciting innovation. #TheFootball

Cor, big hits 1983 next week! #notTOTP #40DuetsattheBBC

Gerrof! #notTOTP #40DuetsattheBBC

Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes, there. #40DuetsattheBBC #notTOTP #TOTP

The boozy English teacher coasting to retirement roped into doing a song at assembly by the new deputy head to talk to the kids about god in a way they'll really dig. #notTOTP #40DuetsattheBBC

Mel C and Bryan Adams, there. #TOTP

They've played the UB40 & Chrissie Hynde version of I Got You Babe quite a bit over the last few weeks across the Beeb's #TOTP and #notTOTP shows and I am increasingly convinced that it stands as one of the most monstrous episodes in the dark and terrible annals of humanity's greatest evils.

Patti LaBelle just popping out for a pint of milk. #notTOTP #TOTP #40DuetsattheBBC

Careful Luther, she'll have your eye out. #notTOTP #40DuetsattheBBC

"Bill, Dallas sucks." "You suck! Dallas rules!"

What an entrance from Shaky! #notTOTP #40DuetsattheBBC #TOTP

'KIN 'ELL! #notTOTP #40DuetsattheBBC

Islands in the stream, That is what we are... #notTOTP #40DuetsattheBBC

Yes, I just think creatively, we should have Kate hugging me the whole way through the video. The whole way through. All the time. #notTOTP #40DuetsattheBBC #TOTP

Wasn't it good? Oh, so good, Wasn't he fine? Isn't it madness, he can't be mine? #notTOTP #40DuetsattheBBC

Ker-wyy-ayy-ayy-ing! #notTOTP #40Duets #40DuetsattheBBC

If you're not watching #40DuetsattheBBC on BBC Two, we've just had Fun Boy 3 & The 'Narnas, now it's Pet Shop Boys and Dusty. Nuff said? #notTOTP

Marc Almond and Gene Pitney, there. #40DuetsattheBBC #notTOTP

#Rentaghost youtu.be/a04EVNL91fw?...

"Oh you nasty little man!" "Sugar?" "One lump, thank you." Marvellous.

Thing is, "the Donroe Doctrine" was only like the 11th or 12th most insane thing he said.

Something really important came up at the last minute.

"We maintained the element of surprise." Well of course you fucking did.

So Secretary of War isn't just a dumbass name.

Just rambling nonsense, but he still has to read it from notes.

Mean Mr Muscat #beatlesfootball

Someone's got their eye on this year's FIFA Illegal Strike Prize.

With special introduction by THE BIGGINS!

Bloody hell. What a year, eh?

Can you remember the first thing you ordered online? I think it was The Montrose Avenue's album Thirty Days Out cos it was dirt cheap, like £1.99. The only thing I remember is they do Ohio as a kind of bonus track at the end.

This type of thing will never catch on.

There must be lights burning brighter, somewhere, Got to be birds flying higher in a sky more blue... Sing it, King. #TOTP #notTOTP #68ComebackSpecial

During the recording of the Comeback Special, The King vowed that he would "never sing another song that I don't believe in." What came next was From Elvis in Memphis, a fusion of country, Southern soul, rock and gospel. His masterpiece for me, Clive. #TOTP #notTOTP

Short stuff's Comeback Special tribute (I realise she has the wrong Elvis era get up, but she was like 4, so I think we have to make exceptions.) #TOTP #notTOTP

The great Darlene Love on the right there with The Blossoms, the true queen of Christmas and also Rog's wife in Lethal Weapon. #TOTP #notTOTP #Elvis #68ComebackSpecial