Heartbreak for Argentina president Javier Milei.

Alright, fat lad. #SPAARG #WorldCup

BAH GAWD! #SPAARG #WorldCupFinal

I think we're on a winner, there Trig. Play it nice and cool, nice and cool son, know what I mean? #SPAARG #WorldCupFinal

Paredes really is a piece of shit. #SPAARG #WorldCupFinal

AHAHAHAAAA! Simeone, you little prick! #SPAARG #WorldCupFinal

And now Nico Williams... #SPAARG #WorldCupFinal

"Has Lionel Scaloni Tucheled himself?" Don't make that a thing, Guy. #SPAARG #WorldCupFinal

"Thank you, please! We've had a meeting of the committeh...and since ladies have been allowed in the games room, there have been a number of complaints about the foul language and blue jokes. Well, fellas, I'm afraid you're just going to have to get used to it." #WorldCupFinal

Is it not a booking for kicking the ball away after the whistle? #WorldCupFinal

Messi making me side with Cucurella, the pissy little bitch. #WorldCupFinal

Aww, that's a shame for Fernandez. #WorldCupFinal

Hydration break. #SPAARG #WorldCupFinal

Rexona sounds like bum medicine. #WorldCupFinal

Pleased to see Dr Teeth boycotted that travesty. #WorldCupFinal

I mean, there really isn't anyone better than Romesh Ranganathan to do a song called What Have the BBC Ever Done for Me? #WorldCupFinal

Not quite, subtitles guy. #WorldCupFinal

ICE agent just shot The Count. #WorldCupFinal

Half-time show sneak peak #WorldCupFinal

Hydration break. #SPAARG #WorldCupFinal

And for 150 Blanks... #WorldCupFinal

Robbie Williams, there. #WorldCupFinal

#FRAENG #WorldCup

If you're just going to play silly buggers lads, forget it. #FRAENG #WorldCup

"Coming on for England, Lee Mack, Angry Ginge and Robbie Williams' mate Jonathan Whatsit." #FRAENG #WorldCup

Clearly, Kane and Bellingham were holding everyone back. #FRAENG #WorldCup

Love it when the keeper is left just gormlessly watching the ball plop into the corner. #FRAENG #WorldCup

It's the Bronze Final! #FRAENG #WorldCup

FIFA has been craven and corrupt since pretty much day one. From Italy in 1934 to Argentina in 1978 to Qatar bunging $330m to 22 committee members before the 2022 host vote. Is Infantino's grovelling to Trump a breaking point? I'd like to think so. But I don't think much will come of it.

Wow, Linda Ronstadt! #TOTP #notTOTP

That is not the regulation attire for a referee, Paula. #TOTP

Elton John, there. #TOTP

Some girls in the year above did Hanky Panky at the talent show at my extremely Catholic high school. Flustered teachers and nuns nearly stormed the stage. #TOTP

Were you Paul Young or Litter? One of the great pop rivalries. #TOTP

Paul's come as a pistachio. #TOTP

Inspiral Carpets, there. #TOTP

"What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Floodlights! But seriously kids, say no to heroin." #TOTP

Imperial Madgesty. #TOTP

Now you're fucking talking. #TOTP

I'M BOOGIE BOX HIGH! #TOTP

An uncredited George Michael on vocals there for his second cousin Andros Georgiou as Boogie Box High. #TOTP

G in organ trafficking horror. #TOTP

Kenny G, there. #TOTP

Kenny G? #TOTP

Bruce Willis direct from stripping the wallpaper in his back bedroom, there. #TOTP