Quote this with your reaction to getting left behind during the rapture:

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Me, on the way to the Rapture.

Rapture tomorrow then, lads.

Autumn Days, everyone. And a-one and a-two...

Some very decent representation for MCR with The Second Coming, Cracker and Cold Feet. Granada knocking out Brideshead or The Jewel In The Crown seems absolutely insane now. But no #WheeltappersandShunters? For shame! www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

Brekkie.

Our Colin cuts them off to dick about with a fire extinguisher. I think that finale says it all. #WheeltappersandShunters #AtTheWheeltappers

He's had enough. #WheeltappersandShunters #AtTheWheeltappers

"It's just that I think the helmet is distinctive enough on its own. Everyone will get it." "Nope! Stick it on the front. Right on the front." #WheeltappersandShunters #AtTheWheeltappers

Oh blimey. #WheeltappersandShunters #AtTheWheeltappers

Even Moses thinks those jokes are old, Bernard. #WheeltappersandShunters #AtTheWheeltappers

What's your sign?

Big fan of Bryan Danielson's "Oh my goodness!" #AEW #AllOut

What movie do you consider "perfect"?

What dance can you do to Don't It Make You Feel Good? #Strictly

Scoring for La Voix with De Burk is going to go on for about 25 minutes. #Strictly

Transfixed by Ross King's ear. #Strictly

The louder you scream, the faster the ride! #TOTP

Your dad's on one on the Butlin's karaoke. #TOTP

More Bush! #TOTP

Cindy Blackman wasted on this drivel from Lenny Tightpants. Let her fucking rip! #TOTP

Wait a minute, you're not fooling me. #TOTP

Ed O'Brien looks like he beats up Yorke and the Greenwood boys for their lunch money and guitar pedals. #TOTP

The 'Head! #TOTP

Sarah Jane fresh from leading the Austrian cavalry in a disappointing day out at the Battle of Königgrätz, there. #TOTP

Play Holiday Rap, you nincompoops! #TOTP

Strewth! #TOTP

Michael McDonald, there. #TOTP

The lads. #TOTP

Thorn In My Side is a great "fuck you" song. #TOTP

The little tinker. #TOTP

Coming to a Britannia hotel near you. #TOTP

Now this might sound outlandish, but I've seen Ian Brown four or five times and his singing was always, you know, pretty good. There was one time where he brought UNKLE out and he was too chonged to know where they were in the song so it went on for about 25 minutes, but still. #TOTP

Who are these spods? #TOTP

Rhyming dictionaries at the ready. #TOTP

Five, there. #TOTP

If you missed it at the time, Boybands Forever is well worth a watch on iPlayer. It's a shit business. #TOTP www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

I can't blame Becks; if I'd had to listen to this round the house for weeks telling the missus how much I loved it, I'd want to fucking kick something too. #TOTP

Should have called it Home Before the Postcards. #TOTP

A simpler time when the nation was horny. Horny, horny, horny. #TOTP

I'm going to tell you all once: Stay out of my way. You have been warned.

Good gravy.