Fuuuuuck's sakes.

#TOTP #notTOTP

*Continuity annoucer voice* And you can join us for more of the haircuts, the fashions and those classic dance moves with Top of the Pops Big Hits of 1983. That's tomorrow night at 9.45pm...on BBC TWO! #TOTP #notTOTP

"We're going to play some new songs..." #TOTP #notTOTP

Some bad motherfuckers about to take care of business. #TOTP

Big finish! #TOTP

Pan's People's animal dancers provided by The Stuff of Nightmares. #TOTP

Your da's not taking the divorce well. #TOTP

Sailor, there. #TOTP

Every member of Sailor looks like they're on the run. #TOTP

Look at that mane. Magnificent. #TOTP

Status Quo, there. #TOTP

Smokie direct from the Battle of Naseby, there. #TOTP

The Diddy Man wants to careful with that haystack on his head under those hot studio lights. #TOTP

Chris Barrie off of Red Dwarf did a corporate awards do for a business mag I worked on years ago and I was sat next to him and he did his Ronnie Reagan voice from Spitting Image for me. #TOTP

I'm just going to say it: I fucking love Land of Confusion, me. #TOTP

Once again, though, a song getting to Number 1 through public clamour because of a claymation video shown on Arena is fucking bonkers. #TOTP

Paul Simon, there. #TOTP

Chrissie Hynde, there. #TOTP

Red Box, there. #TOTP

Sensational fringing game from your man. #TOTP

Big Lionel, there. #TOTP

Someone's been to see Top Gun. #TOTP

Are you in the right studio, pal? #TOTP

Th'uman League, there. #TOTP

My eyes hurt. #TOTP

It's Jon Anderson and Vangelis. Get the Vaseline on the camera! GET THE VASELINE ON THE CAMERA! #TOTP

Now you're fucking talking! #TOTP

They're going to be big in 82! #TOTP

Sixth form drama class field trip to #TOTP

I had a dream the other week that I was in a cafe with Craig Fairbrass trying my best to be nice and everything I said just wound him up in his 'ard cockernee barstard persona. I think it's cos he saw I said he was a flash bastard on here. #TOTP

Foreigner, there. #TOTP

Bloody Foreigner, coming over here, taking our chunky white trainers, etc. #TOTP

I don’t think Powell has ever looks so much of a square as he does here #TOTP

Shunted onto iPlayer on the laptop again so the boss and short stuff can watch the piggin' Traitors. #TOTP

1999 is just trying to upset me now. #TOTP

Bag of shite. #TOTP

Gay Dad, there. #TOTP

A second 911 performance has hit #TOTP

Not even a "Tawp o' da Pawps!" from TQ. Fucking amateur. #TOTP

Poor Tony dying inside with every shake of those maracas. #TOTP

Bryan Adams and Mel C, there. #TOTP

Toot! Toot! Beep! Beep! #TOTP