Someone's got their eye on this year's FIFA Illegal Strike Prize.

With special introduction by THE BIGGINS!

Bloody hell. What a year, eh?

Can you remember the first thing you ordered online? I think it was The Montrose Avenue's album Thirty Days Out cos it was dirt cheap, like £1.99. The only thing I remember is they do Ohio as a kind of bonus track at the end.

This type of thing will never catch on.

There must be lights burning brighter, somewhere, Got to be birds flying higher in a sky more blue... Sing it, King. #TOTP #notTOTP #68ComebackSpecial

During the recording of the Comeback Special, The King vowed that he would "never sing another song that I don't believe in." What came next was From Elvis in Memphis, a fusion of country, Southern soul, rock and gospel. His masterpiece for me, Clive. #TOTP #notTOTP

Short stuff's Comeback Special tribute (I realise she has the wrong Elvis era get up, but she was like 4, so I think we have to make exceptions.) #TOTP #notTOTP

The great Darlene Love on the right there with The Blossoms, the true queen of Christmas and also Rog's wife in Lethal Weapon. #TOTP #notTOTP #Elvis #68ComebackSpecial

Guitar Man was written by The Snowman off of Smokey & The Bandit. #TOTP #notTOTP #Elvis

Trouble/Guitar Man. That's how you open a show. The King never looked or sounded better. #TOTP #notTOTP #Elvis

Queen, there. #TOTP

Filth. #TOTP

Do you reckon Midge regards his Slik stuff like his embarrassingly earnest teenage poetry? #TOTP

We can nearly see his Diddy David in those shorts. #TOTP

New reaction meme. #TOTP

Do not adjust your sets. #TOTP

The Diddy Man! #TOTP

Jeff without the sunnies, there. #TOTP

Sheer Elegance? Hold it right there! #TOTP

Submariners 3-1 Hopkirks (Deceased).

Pan's People tripping balls to the Small Faces. #TOTP

Every member of Sailor looks like they're on the run. #TOTP

Glass of Champay-yan-gne! Al-fucking-right! #TOTP

Kylie and Jason, there. #TOTP

One of the best things about Bluesky #TOTP watchalongs is when someone pops up and there's a near-universal outpouring of love. Jane McDonald the other week. Tonight it's Neneh, and rightly so.

Used to bang out Buffalo Stance when short stuff would ask for a song from the "olden days". Yer knaw wot I mean?! #TOTP

Doo-doo doo doo doo-doo! ♫♪♫ Waitin' for a star to fall! ♪♫♪ You can't whack it. #TOTP

Play Boy Meets Girl, you doughnuts! #TOTP

Lovely Kim looks like she's sorry to bother you, but she's having a dinner party and she's run out of coffee, there. #TOTP

Pop! by Erasure was an absolute godsend when tackling the mountain of washing up in our shared house. Banger after banger after banger. #TOTP

The lads. #TOTP

Uptown top Woganing. #TOTP

Oh, mist rolling in from the 'kin sea #TOTP

They're only the band ABBA could have been. #TOTP

*Ruffles newspaper, taps out pipe.* #TOTP

I'm now being shunted on to iPlayer on my laptop cos of the piggin Traitors. Disgraceful scenes. #TOTP

They made a big deal about this video being done guerrilla style on the streets of LA. But honestly, on your average day in LA this is barely scraping the top 10 of the weird things you've seen, right? #TOTP

The Das Boot look was having a good go at it in '99, wasn't it? #TOTP

The Bradford & Bingley rebranding proved disastrous. #TOTP

"We all have good rhymes"? Even by 98/99 standards, this is bloody rubbish. #TOTP

Robbie Williams, there. #TOTP

Mel C and Bryan Adams, there. #TOTP

Steps, there. #TOTP

Transfixed by Victoria's horrendously arrhythmic foot waggling. #TOTP

Remembering this absolute hero. #TOTP

This act is OVER! #TOTP

Alisha's Attic, there. #TOTP