And just time for a look ahead to Wednesday...

Welcome #TOTP pack poppers. I'll just get this out of the way now: I know this isn't really Cyndi Lauper. Honest.

Ruin a band by changing one letter: Poxy Music

They just really, really like Motorhead. That's it.

No new pictures where are you mentally

We used to be a country that put Frankie Goes To Hollywood at No 1 AND No 2. And, under my benevolent dictatorship I will take us back to those sunlit uplands. #TOTP

Whooooorrrr, eh?

Coast to coast, LA to Chicago? I'll believe anything you say. #TOTP

Oh no. #TOTP

Bloody idiot. #TOTP

The Roman emperor in the naughty Relax video was Crusher in Porridge, and the fella in Nick Kamen's Levi's advert, and he got killed by Jack Nicholson's Joker (the best Joker) in Batman. #TOTP

Even dressed as comedy snowmen covered in asbestos snow, Only You breaks my mighty heart in two. Fuck Slade. You heard me. Do one, Holder. #TOTP

Oh, Gillian. #TOTP

"International glamour." #TOTP

Glenn Gregory, there. #TOTP

Haysi Fantayzee. Bunch of wallies. #TOTP

The lads. #TOTP

So I'm never going to dance again, The way I danced with you... #TOTP

George Michael (Bespin outfit) #TOTP

Paul Weller, there. Bloody love Shout to the Top, me. #TOTP

What seed must I sow to replenish this barren land? Teach me to harvest, I want you to grow in my hand. #TOTP

Bronski Beat wearing t shirts with pink triangles on for their perforamnce of Smalltown Boy. Not taking any shit. #TOTP

We had Sade on the Chrimbo tree this year (thanks to @heykidsshop.bsky.social) cos I am dead classy, me. #TOTP

Ooh, it's Sade. Int she dead sophisticated? #TOTP

Killing Moon. #TOTP

Horrific. #TOTP

Double 'narnas! #TOTP

Cyndi Lauper, there. #TOTP

The NHS in happier times, there. #TOTP

Direct from being fabulous on a yacht somewhere, the lads. A cavalcade of gorgeousness. #TOTP

Your sunny bubblegum pop bangers don't get much better than Holiday. Madonna in her pomp, Clive. #TOTP

Nik Kershaw, there. #TOTP

Huh! #TOTP

"One thing George Orwell didn't predict was the number of absolute bangers." Lovely stuff. #TOTP

Bonnie Tyler, there. #TOTP

Put that fag out! #TOTP

National treasures klaxon! Banger. #TOTP

Bloody repeats. #TOTP

Duran & Duran Sexy Chartered Accountants #TOTP

I always think The Beat would be Rodney Trotter's favourite band. #TOTP

If you think you don't like Sting, try being in a band with him. #TOTP

Big Elt, there. #TOTP

Howard Jones, there. #TOTP

Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na-na-na, Nicky, Nicky Butt! Nicky Butt! Nicky, Nicky Butt! #TOTP

A, E! A, E, I, O, U! #TOTP

Annie Lennox, there. #TOTP