The FT from the top rope!

Wear a mask.

"The fuck?! What kind of likeness is that?" "If they were a great artist, they'd be a museum."

Oh Joyce. You've rather let yourself down there. #FaceTheMusic

*Tenses* #FaceTheMusic

I reckon it's Sir Keith. "Get that hair cut, Cooper, you [DISCRIMINATORY LANGUAGE]." #FaceTheMusic

It is my resolution to legitimately score a single point on #FaceTheMusic.

Disgraceful scenes. #CallMyBluff

Just got in to a #CallMyBluff crumpetfest. Behave yourself, Mower. It's a Monday night.

Can't believe we've all got to go to work *again* tomorrow.

And another!

Amorim: The final straw. #TheFootball #MUFC

I think this is almost the full Strong Message Here bingo card. @aiannucci.bsky.social

Have a bet! Cos your mates are twats!

Oh shurrup, Toady. #SASWhoDaresWins

Wave of patriotic pride surged through me there when I realised it was one of the Aussies who'd pissed themselves. #SASWhoDaresWins

I hope he doesn't piss in the pool like that. #WhoDaresWins

Top hole!

It's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights...again!

Watching the doc on the Big Freeze of 1963 on #BBCFour. I think I better have a stiff brandy.

Sorry Davina, I just can't unsee it. #MaskedSinger #TheMaskedSinger

My friends in Austria sent this and I can't stop watching...wait for the end. 🤗💜

Panic stations! Snow!

Ref Cam. Another exciting innovation. #TheFootball

Cor, big hits 1983 next week! #notTOTP #40DuetsattheBBC

Gerrof! #notTOTP #40DuetsattheBBC

Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes, there. #40DuetsattheBBC #notTOTP #TOTP

The boozy English teacher coasting to retirement roped into doing a song at assembly by the new deputy head to talk to the kids about god in a way they'll really dig. #notTOTP #40DuetsattheBBC

Mel C and Bryan Adams, there. #TOTP

They've played the UB40 & Chrissie Hynde version of I Got You Babe quite a bit over the last few weeks across the Beeb's #TOTP and #notTOTP shows and I am increasingly convinced that it stands as one of the most monstrous episodes in the dark and terrible annals of humanity's greatest evils.

Patti LaBelle just popping out for a pint of milk. #notTOTP #TOTP #40DuetsattheBBC

Careful Luther, she'll have your eye out. #notTOTP #40DuetsattheBBC

"Bill, Dallas sucks." "You suck! Dallas rules!"

What an entrance from Shaky! #notTOTP #40DuetsattheBBC #TOTP

'KIN 'ELL! #notTOTP #40DuetsattheBBC

Islands in the stream, That is what we are... #notTOTP #40DuetsattheBBC

Yes, I just think creatively, we should have Kate hugging me the whole way through the video. The whole way through. All the time. #notTOTP #40DuetsattheBBC #TOTP

Wasn't it good? Oh, so good, Wasn't he fine? Isn't it madness, he can't be mine? #notTOTP #40DuetsattheBBC

Ker-wyy-ayy-ayy-ing! #notTOTP #40Duets #40DuetsattheBBC

If you're not watching #40DuetsattheBBC on BBC Two, we've just had Fun Boy 3 & The 'Narnas, now it's Pet Shop Boys and Dusty. Nuff said? #notTOTP

Marc Almond and Gene Pitney, there. #40DuetsattheBBC #notTOTP

#Rentaghost youtu.be/a04EVNL91fw?...

"Oh you nasty little man!" "Sugar?" "One lump, thank you." Marvellous.

Thing is, "the Donroe Doctrine" was only like the 11th or 12th most insane thing he said.

Something really important came up at the last minute.

"We maintained the element of surprise." Well of course you fucking did.