congrats to everyone for thinking this through before signing very big contracts to put it on every student’s device at the school or university you run

this sort of thing makes me feel sincerely that we have fallen from grace as a civilisation

babe wake up they just subpoenaed Sam Altman in front of a live audience

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

Still using Spotify?

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Did women ruin the workplace?

Thinking only of Rosalind Franklin today, and what was stolen from her (and so many other female scientists alongside her).

Now available from @madebymutant.bsky.social is the beautiful score to @realgdt.bsky.social FRANKENSTEIN, music by Alexandre Desplat. The deluxe edition includes liner notes from Desplat and myself and is beautifully presented- check it out

Just need everyone to Google the name "Rosalind Franklin" at this moment.

Rosalind Franklin only lived to 37, likely because of all the time she spent in the lab, getting bombarded by x-rays; Watson was being racist in the press when he was 79 and repeating himself when he was in his 90s. Fuck James Watson.

Why is Trump fighting in court to starve people? Well, there are reports of ICE stalking Chicago food pantries. So, starving people to force them into the open to be hunted like animals. Where have we seen a terrorist army use this tactic in, oh, the last two years?

This is how the district court ruled previously. Please read the words.

This decision was made by all MAGA-appointed judges who, on the daily, manipulate the system & rule on majority only, NOT the rule of law. This decision was settled & they were told to stop bullying trans people. They didn't like the answer they got, so they went to the court that was MAGA stacked.

Great to see *checks notes* two time Emmy nominee Nick Mohammed finally breaking through.

Teehee

And tonight ... it's FRONKenSTEEN

A distraught man came to Broadview searching for his wife of five years after she was taken by ICE at her court hearing. He wasn’t told anything, tracked her by her phone, and was left weeping in the parking lot.

Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...

When I was on holiday in Wales in September I found a pearl in a seafood croqueta and I decided to have it made into a ring because it was such a lucky thing to happen. Yesterday I collected it from the silversmith!

"70% of people in poverty are in work. We can't afford our energy bills, to heat our homes, or food." YES! And these middle class comfortables sit on #bbcqt pontificating about how reasonable it is to pile more pressure on people & what a MYSTERY it is that folk are mentally ill & physically sick.

Anyone who’s been to Disneyland Paris will recognise the same level of commitment to decorating on display in the Hyperspace Mountain pre-ride, where a load of Star Wars decals have basically been stuck over the original steampunk theme, until they simply just give up two thirds of the way round

Now we know where all that Spotify money is going. Not to the artists - perish the thought. No, the CEO has invested it all in AI weaponry designed to kill humans. I wish this were a joke. www.latimes.com/entertainmen...

Need a Croydon Boxpark reaction shot #celebritytraitors

the live audience reaction to David voting for Joe is *very* fun #CelebrityTraitors

My favourite moments of this episode were all Nick: his ‘oh fuck’ reaction to Alan’s reveal but, even more so, telling Joe twice that he loved him and immediately leaping to hug Alan when he started crying. More of this, please #CelebrityTraitors

Move Strictly to Wednesdays, put the next series of this on Saturday and Sunday. #CelebrityTraitors

The other two consoling Alan for winning could only happen when they're all playing for charity. #CelebrityTraitors

HIS LITTLE FACE! #CelebrityTraitors

Deeply relate to Alan celebrating with by shouting Woo Hoo before bursting into tears. #CelebrityTraitors

OH FUCK #celebritytraitors

TV moment of the year right here.

Best series EVER #CelebrityTraitors

Someone gif that Nick ‘oh fuck’ please. #CelebrityTraitors

Can someone clip up that "oh fuck" from Nick like it's still 2014 Twitter.

Nick Mohammed's reaction, so many GIFs #CelebrityTraitorsUK

They’re going to DIE #CelebrityTraitors

And so the Taskmaster becomes the apprentice #CelebrityTraitors

NICK!!!!!!!!!!!! #CelebrityTraitors

David, you sweet sweet booby #CelebrityTraitors

Fucking hell! #CelebrityTraitors

“It broke my heart, that was my savings towards a new car,” one woman who paid Milne tens of thousands of pounds told us. “He has just wiped me out.” Who is Andrew Milne - the solicitor sending "very aggressive" letters to Sheffield homeowners? www.sheffieldtribune.co.uk/a-london-law...

We’ve made this investigation free to read because so many people in Sheffield are affected by this story. Our journalists have been knocking on doors for weeks and we’ve had to employ lawyers because of the legal threats made against us. We can only do this kind of journalism with your support.

And with a mighty bun he was free.

A white woman writer wrote some shitty stuff, 3 brown women writers objected to it, the white woman denied it, the white media that runs the UK hounded the 3 brown women for 2 years. 5 years later, a new podcast is defending the white woman writer and the brown women are getting attacked again.

This greeted us just a few miles from the Austin airport when we rolled in last night. Someone around here has been hard at work to welcome Elon's dork brigade as they arrive for the Tesla AGM 💀 #teslatakedown #MuskMustFall

I’ve found my new Doctor #celebritytraitors