You could by the way get rid of all these people permanently in half a morning btw. They are beligerently racist, but there are like 12 of them, and they are to most of the public very annoying

Is this good

nothing can top "the girl in my bathtub"

I wonder how long the political consensus will stay at "we have failed the youth of today" before the abrupt return to "the ungrateful brats should remember when I was young we lived in a shoe" My own guess is that there will be an immediate reveral if Reform lose Makerfield.

Imaging someone dies of an overdose and the police guy is all: "very sad, drugs are obviously amazing though, the buzz, nothing like it, still, stay safe out there kids"

For better or worse most of the post-1945 settlement is various peoples rushing to set up ethnostates

Well one of these groups of people were responsible for apartheid and its not Palestinians

the wikipedia image for sexual roleplay is making my lose my mind

Fisherman's Pi?

Tooth Fairy Growth Plan: ~70 mil. people Mean 25.4 teeth per person £0.50 per tooth per pillow per night So: 1) New law: Everyone removes one tooth a night until their teeth run out & puts it under their pillow before bed. 2) ~£35 mil. per night for 25 days. 3) Add extra £875 million to GDP.

You don't have to turn this library-tidying game into an existential crisis, but it helps aftermath.site/librarian-tidy...

You’re delirious from heat. You haven’t had a break from it in days. You haven’t slept. You can’t remember how much water you’ve drunk. Your clothes cling to your skin in a sweaty melange. You don’t know what is real and what is delusion. Tony Blair drops a long read.

Well I'll tell you that Peter Murrell may think he's dodged scrutiny but the good folks at r/espresso have lots to say about him www.reddit.com/r/espresso/s...

They have already moved in the direction of attacking gay men who become parents via surrogacy and it is nailed on they will branch out into general homophobia

truly fb marketplace is a place of wonder and terror

The theory of Reform seems to be "we cannot let a bunch of lunatics like Restore kill our momentum" before immediately nominating Rob Kenyon a man who's hobbies include internet racism

If Andy Burnham has given us nothing else he has created a situation in which Danny Kruger has had to go on TV and defend his candidate claiming he wants to "smell and lick" Carole Vorderman's backside.

The idea that current Americans, who live in the greatest material comfort and personal freedom in all history, ought to be more pessimistic about the future than people living during slavery, the Great Depression, or the Second World War is an almost baffling assertion of narcissism and solipsism

you can just buy the citric acid crystals they put on sour patch kids. you can eat it by itself. it's fine

everyone needs to humble thyselves

The way the Israelis are talking about Lebanon is exactly how Russia talks about Ukraine but there are still US liberals who think that Israel is anything qualitatively different in scale or scope. The Israelis talk like they own everyone around them and have the right to bomb them as they please.

Same

Human rights organisations are right about everything except the thing I'm a bigot about.

I’ve done something terrible

Hi Simon, I am in fact a divine force of retribution. Also you've tagged the wrong account.

“Pornography is the unseen dark matter molding and shaping how the online right speaks and thinks about politics, on anything from immigration to transgender people to higher education.” www.liberalcurrents.com/the-interrac...

White Russians For beers in chain places I tend to like the Beavertown Gamma Ray or Camden Hels I am a massive craft beer wanker though

if you cowardly try to sacrifice your friend, NPS will simply send a second bear

The only thing I dislike more about these people than their snarling bigotry is the way they demand everyone else treat them as nice liberals

The Equality Act drafting was fine and the Supreme Court can and should be slapped down for overreaching in the most aggressive possible terms. We are not the US, the courts do not get to just gut laws on a whim.

The Weirdest Drink from 1742 - Tea, Wine & Egg

No its because you're a moron

It seems to be impossible to get the charge of being a professional politician to stick to Andy Burnham who, whatever else he is, is most definitely a professional politician.

When I described our staff as scum, what I really meant was I respect their skills, loyalty and, above all, their dispensability www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This is good but also I am old enough to remember...literally everything the Guardian did...

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

re: the ehrc, i think the gencr*ts have overshot. they’ve started to alienate people who might’ve been soft-sympathetic. i’ve had normie colleagues and acquaintances bring the parkrun thing up to me unprompted. same with ‘harassing m&s workers’, you don’t besmirch the name of m&s

You are the actual government

Lots of journos currently melting down after Andy Burnham told Christian Calgie not to barge into a daycare centre for the disabled. I am agnostic about Burnham as PM but positive abour his media strategy.

Me immediate reaction is this is completely unworkable, massive overreach and will turn trans rights into a perpetual live issue

Because it denies Israel a target (and also because he is dead)

Good morning

As far as they’re concerned they see the Old Labour Left dead so they must be winning

Imagine being stressed out about life and the state of the world and then you walk outside to clear your head and see this

The only note of caution I would sound is that that someone on the ECHR has been briefing against Phillipson to the Telegraph and Times so they may be trying to do that again

They've been pulling the strings this whole time

The company is balance sheet insolvent. Nationalise it.