"tell me we didn't just fire a dozen $500,000 missiles at a $200 camel" "sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"

Highly recommend this NYT deep dive on Hong Kong Fire, which shows "potential corruption in the renovation project" common in HK is one of the main cause

Reminded of the leaked slide deck someone showed me where a fund's main criteria for investment was "Does this target people with poor impulse control?"

The juxtaposition between the headline and the photo in the mobile article is off the charts. “Yes I am! For treason and murder. :)”

-Alright Chris. You’ve been out of the public eye for ages. No one under forty really knows who you are. It’s a soft-soap interview in the Telegraph during Christmas, keep it light and irreverent and you’ll be fi- -BRING BACK HANGING

This is like mental on a billion levels but some of the intent here is downright genocidal. The UK is certainly diverse but it is less so than the US, the intention here is to transform the US into a white majority nation via genocidal demographic changes.

I love the American west because there’s mutiple places named stuff like Gun Barrel, Devils Den, Suicide Ridge, Hell Creek and my personal favorite, Dead Officer Gulch.

Have definitely seen this in the wild, where a certain type of man will only compliment or give attention to a dog - and still only in a guarded, roughhousing kind of way - if it's a certain breed

In a thread on this here website someone described a still-active writer as having written for a particular magazine "back in the 1900's."

“not foreign religions“ Christianity - founded in Basingstoke. Father forgive them, for they know not how truly thick they are.

Another incredibly racist man with the usual friends across The Critic etc (1/2)

I also stopped reading it for this exact reason

tiny tim, who did NOT die, but did get real into crypto

For some conservative Catholics, who have been pushing the Latin mass ever since the church made it optional, Pope Leo’s authorisation of one was a vindication. Yet while they got their mass, they did not get their man

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT milk a popular Blue Sky meme dry

And Tiny Tim, who DID die, and waits in his house at R'lyeh, dreaming

this image has surreal vibes

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.

your average catholic twitter poster will post something like, "my earliest encounter with authentic, traditional Catholicism was through Die Hard 2" and then proceed to post a man being murdered in what is clearly presbyterian church that someone threw a bunch of miscellaneous catholic statues at

Unexpected message this year.

And Jesus Christ, who DID die (but he came back a bit later, it was a whole thing)

at 0345 hours we lost contact with Santa as he entered russian controlled airspace

Today is the only day it's legal to post this

BREAKING: unconfirmed reports from Christian theologians that God and sinners *may* have reconciled.

Seems a useful way to spend your Christmas morning

Merry Christmas!

And Tiny Tim, who DID die, and waits in his house at R'lyeh, dreaming

people on here will skeet anything. “charlie brown died on the cross for our sins.” no he didn’t. that isn’t true

Santa tracking is now a joint NORAD / JASDF operation.

And Vladimir Putin - who DID die

And Tiny Tim, who did not dye, but instead gracefully allowed his hair to go grey as he aged and became something of a silver fox

[with increasing panic] and Tiny Tim, who WOULD NOT die,

Nadolig llawen, here’s hoping you have a lovely Welsh Christmas 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🎄 Translation “The wish of my heart is to my family, to my village, to my country - Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you all”.

And a very Happy Christmas to all of you at home

And Nicolae Ceauceacu ... ...who DID die!

*disenfranchised feudal lord voice* "Christmas just won't be Christmas without any peasants"

Lads I've got great news about kindly Mr Scrooge!

It's easy to mock that old skinflint Ebenezer Scrooge. Fun too!

a lot of people don't realize that Christmas carols and traditions are actually folk memories of suppressed pre-Christian events, namely the end of the Third Age and the Fall of Sauron.

for instance, "I Saw Three Ships (Come Sailing In)" is clearly nonsensical as a depiction of the events of the Gospel, which involve no sailing, and is indeed a distorted version of the departure of Frodo to the West, accompanied by 'His Lady' (Galadriel)

Yeah this is just what his communications team wants right now

For this next round of Holiday Baking Championship, we're going with another "naughty" theme---the Massacre of the Innocents, by that notorious Christmas villain, King Herod himself.

We’ve all done it, thought we’ve finished a job and then opened a drawer and found another million documents just stuffed there out of sight.

Have been listening to an audio book so this will be a bit less coherent than some book threads