George Pal / George NTSC

Royal Mail Tracked 24 "aims to deliver the next day"... or the day after that... maybe, we'll see how we feel

Very much looking forward to this, albeit with mixed feelings naturally. No spoilers please!

On the bright side I have Spain in the office sweepstake so Viva España! #ENGARG

Bugger. #ENGARG

Hydration break #ENGARG

Zero shots on target, quelle surprise. Tuchel should have one thing to say to them during the break: FUCKING RUN AT THEM. They're dirty gets, keep drawing the fouls, let them self-implode. #ENGARG

Hydration break #ENGARG

All sorts of shithousery from the Argies, just as expected. We'll be lucky to get half an hour of actual football tonight. Ref needs to caution one of them to settle the game down or it'll just escalate. #ENGARG

"Once you poop you cannot stoop!"

EastEnders have filmed a topical scene referencing England's World Cup run and it's worse than you could ever have imagined. Subtle as a brick.

Low-key national treasure Les Dennis was on BBC Breakfast this morning promoting a mooted stage version of dinnerladies and it only took him three minutes to crack open the Thelma Barlow impression, God bless him

FUN FACT: Following a hugely successful debut season as The Master in 1971, Roger Delgado's agent successfully negotiated for their client to be served a three-course meal during every #DoctorWho studio recording, much to the annoyance of the cast and crew. His appearances were subsequently reduced.

Here comes the Whosplaining...

Bring back the Matrix Data Bank! #DoctorWho

"Stewart, you were covering the England game last night, what you got?" "Umm..."

Well played BBC Four #NORENG

The ghoulish Gabriel Clarke questioning England's mentality when they've just ground out a fourth ever World Cup semi-final

Another half hour of this #NORENG

Hydration break #NORENG

Hydration break #NORENG

Just woke up from a post-sleep nap

Just woke up from a post-work nap

Hey, I'm a Madeley! Hey, my family's from Manchester! Hey, I've also been in Dr Who... (cough) Magazine. Are we related? Nah, probably not.

Bloody warm out. Here's a little something I made earlier... #DoctorWho youtube.com/watch?v=QpOv...

I like Bluesky... but from a technical standpoint it is absolute ass, isn't it?

Same energy

William Hartnell casually fondling himself in front of Charles Hawtrey.

Just imagine: we could soon be living in a world where the last three Members of Parliament for Clacton are Nigel Farage, the 'Proddy vicar' from Bread (Victoria from Dr Who's real-life brother) and an alien wearing a bin-shaped helmet.

Stay cool, stay hydrated, stay safe people

Of all the tat that's been released in the name of Doctor Who, how have we never had a July 6 calendar? I'd buy one

Insane as it was, that might well be the best performance I've ever seen by England in a World Cup knockout game. Fighting the altitude, the atmosphere, the referee... they knew we were all staying up for it and fought hard for us. And that Harry Kane post-match interview: comedy gold. Night all.

The internationally recognised gesture for "You having another?" #MEXENG

This is like when I used to wake up at 2am to watch Game Of Thrones on Sky Atlantic. Let's hope this is a bit more cheerful. #MEXENG

Most pointless comeback since Billie Piper in The Reality War #DoctorWho

Perhaps instead of selling tat on his website, Ricky Gervais could celebrate The Office's 25th anniversary by publicly acknowledging he co-created, co-wrote and co-directed it with Stephen Merchant. There's an idea.

Finally got round to X: The Unknown after many years on the watch pile. Enjoyed it! But... I think it would've worked even better as a Quatermass sequel. Dr. Adam Royston was okay, but there's something about Brian Donlevy's particular brand of blunt, blustering American gobshite I quite enjoy.