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WATCH: 'Jesus Camp' Evangelist Becky Fischer Is Still Saying Kids Can Raise the Dead
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The Christian Nightmares Weekly Recap: Mock Execution for Jesus, Trump's New Red Scare, Christian American Dream, and More!
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More ridiculous Red Scare fear-mongering from our Grifter-in-Chief...
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WATCH: 'Jesus Camp' Evangelist Becky Fischer Is Still Saying Kids Can Raise the Dead
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WATCH: Six Scary Pentecostal Snake Handling Videos
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Christian nationalist Jason Rapert fumes that the Founding Fathers did not risk their lives "so that radical Islamists could come to this nation and take God out of our country" or so "LGBTQ activists could run around looking like nutjobs and say it's okay to cut the penises off of little boys."
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Since Trump is trying to start a new red scare with his ridiculous fear-mongering about “godless communists,” it seems like a good time to re-share the cover of the 1965 Christian book 'Communism, Hypnotism and the Beatles'
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Thanks to the great
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Not a nightmare!
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I'm still so, so sad about this. Ryan Stollar taught survivors they mattered. He couldn't always believe it for himself.
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Ryan Stollar taught survivors they mattered. He couldn't always believe it for himself.
(RNS) — Stollar, a child liberation theologian who fought for homeschooled kids, died by suicide this week. A fellow survivor on grief, legacy and what advocates owe themselves.
https://religionnews.com/2026/07/01/ryan-stollar-taught-survivors-they-mattered-he-couldnt-always-believe-it-for-himself/
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‘Live for Jesus’: A Passenger Delivered a Gospel Message to Fellow Flyers Mid-Flight and X Is Divided Over Whether That’s OK
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'Live for Jesus': A Passenger Delivered a Gospel Message to Fellow Flyers Mid-Flight and X Is Divided Over Whether That's OK
A video of a woman named Ashley preaching to airplane passengers mid-flight went viral on X, sparking debate over religious expression and personal boundaries in the air.
https://dailydot.com/live-for-jesus-a-passenger-delivered-a-gospel-message-to-fellow-flyers-mid-flight-and-x-is-divided-over-whether-thats-ok
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Good morning everyone. "There's no reason to be depressed in any way."
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Christian American Dream...
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Kentucky church stages mock execution in front of young kids... More info about this and a response from the pastor of the church here:
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Thanks to the great
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The question everyone wants to hear when they get on a plane... This is not OK.
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WATCH: Kentucky Church Stages Mock Execution in Front of Young Kids Young children in attendance chanted, “Take him out! Blow him up!” (Updated with a response from the church's pastor):
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Since Trump is trying to start a new red scare with his ridiculous fear-mongering about “godless communists,” it seems like a good time to re-share this clip from the paranoid 1971 Christian classic 'If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?'
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Where do you think these kids will be in 20 years? If I had to guess, I’d say half of them will be in therapy, and the other half will be running this country.
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Rest in Peace R.L. Stollar. You Fought the Good Fight and Will Be Dearly Missed.
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A recent message from one of my paid subscribers on Substack...
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WATCH: Kentucky Church Stages Mock Execution in Front of Young Kids Young children in attendance chanted, “Take him out! Blow him up!” (Updated with a response from the church's pastor):
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Radical Christian nationalist pastor Joel Webbon told a James Fishback for governor campaign crowd that "everyone in Florida will be blessed" by electing Fishback: "Everyone in Florida will prosper under the supreme civil magistrate who ultimately is under Christ."
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What is this woman about to do?!!
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The Fourth of July is just 4 days away...
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Not a nightmare! Times/Siena Poll Finds Talarico and Paxton Tied in Texas Senate Race
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A Tied Senate Race Gives Democrats a Shot in Deep Red Texas, Poll Finds
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Updated with a response from the church's pastor.
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WATCH: Kentucky Church Appears to Stage Mock Execution of Immigrant in Front of Young Kids
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Since Trump is trying to start a new red scare with his ridiculous fear-mongering about “godless communists,” it seems like a good time to re-share this clip from the paranoid 1971 Christian classic 'If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?'
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WATCH: The New Christian Right is Planning for America After Trump and It's Worse Than MAGA
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The New Christian Right is Planning for America After Trump and It's Worse Than MAGA
If we don't stop them now, we could lose everything.
https://christiannightmares.substack.com/p/the-new-christian-right-is-planning
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WATCH: Christian Child Abuse and Indoctrination Are Alive and Very Unwell
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Christian Child Abuse and Indoctrination Are Alive and Very Unwell
Where do you think these kids will be in 20 years? If I had to guess, I’d say half of them will be in therapy, and the other half will be running this country.
https://christiannightmares.substack.com/p/christian-child-abuse-and-indoctrination
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Persecution fantasy...
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The Christian Nightmares Weekly Recap: No Goddy, Cray-Cray for Christ, Tongues Run, and More!
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In the first Sunday sermon at Pastor Jackson Lahmeyer's church after his affair became public and destroyed his congressional campaign, replacement preacher Randy Caldwell says "the devil had a plan to destroy this church." Right. It's Satan's fault. Not Lahmeyer's.
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President Trump Is Inciting Again
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WATCH: President Trump Is Inciting Again
Trump today at the Faith and Freedom Coalition Policy Conference: "They will close your churches in this country if they go communist...They will kill your people."
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As someone on my Substack said: "They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats."
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Trump today at the Faith and Freedom Coalition Policy Conference: "They will close your churches in this country if they go communist...They will kill your people...They want to end religion." h/t
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Anyone have any fun weekend plans?
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Where do you think these kids will be in 20 years? If I had to guess, I’d say half of them will be in therapy, and the other half will be running this country.
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Maybe it's time to bring
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Once roiled by sexual abuse issue, Southern Baptist leadership now downplays its extent
The new president of the Southern Baptist Convention says that the issue of sexual abuse in the denomination has been “weaponized” and politicized. He's not alone.
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WATCH: Christian Child Abuse and Indoctrination Are Alive and Very Unwell
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Christian Child Abuse and Indoctrination Are Alive and Very Unwell
Where do you think these kids will be in 20 years? If I had to guess, I’d say half of them will be in therapy, and the other half will be running this country.
https://christiannightmares.substack.com/p/christian-child-abuse-and-indoctrination
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Good morning…
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WATCH: Preachers Against Video Games: Five Ridiculous Videos
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Preachers Against Video Games: Five Ridiculous Videos
"God hates video games!" and other ludicrous claims from Christian pastors.
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If you find value in my posts & want to support the work I do exposing Christian Nationalism & calling out evangelical hypocrisy & abuse + get exclusive content I don’t post anywhere else, I hope you’ll consider becoming a paid subscriber to my Substack:
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