Taking this energy into 2026

In 2026: Generative AI is not inevitable. You can say no. You can refuse. You can reject the disgusting lukewarm slop that the richest and worst people in the world are trying to force-feed you. You can tell them to eat shit and die mad. You can break the machine

The intellectual prodigy of the new Right, everyone

*taps sign, sadly*

“I can’t think of a single frog who supports scorpions across the river…”

Brand new on Dirty Feed: I absolutely guarantee that you have not read this fact about The Peter Serafinowicz Show and The Butterfield Detective Agency sketch ANYWHERE else. www.dirtyfeed.org/2026/01/ever...

New year, new me

Aye, We'll drink a cup of kindness yet

Sadiq Khan, Keeper of the Flame

Freed from desire, mind and senses purified Freed from desire, mind and senses purified Freed from desire, mind and senses purified Freed from desire...

Happy new year peeps, may it surprise us pleasantly for once 😛

It is incredibly bleak to watch these people basically try to whip up a pogrom

What was your biggest impact on the internet?

At this point radio is like, definitely going to outlast linear TV right?

It is a little known fact that they prerecord the Jools Holland Hootenanny - all the people on screen are faking it being New Year for tv. For eg, last year’s was prerecorded June 15th, 1535, during the Siege of Munster, look carefully and you can see John of Leiden mingling with the audience.

>1 million Americans died in a traumatic viral pandemic, and America responded in the most American way, which was to make it more likely people would die of diseases we’d already contained by tearing up the social contract in the name of “freedom” while disregarding the actual concept of freedom.

Then: Battlefield 1942 (specifically the Desert Combat mod, which really set the tone for where the sequels went) Now: GTA: Vice City

Lots of good ones to choose from here but Freelancer then, Freelancer now. I could write a whole thing about why Freelancer is my favourite space game ever, but suffice to say it not only that but one of my overall favourites ever. I still have my original save and periodically still play it!

Consumers are unimportant, what is crucial (ho ho ho) is fuelling the guessing machines so that they may fill your feeds with ever greater volumes of slop

I fear this may be an underestimate when the time comes, because (at current polling anyway) Reform looks like it might be the main opposition and therefore main voice of unionism in the Scottish Parliament. Hard to see how a few years of that doesn’t prove to be an absolute disaster for unionism.

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

I said chatgpt doesn't have a soul and got put on this list

Steve Pound MP gave me the best backhanded compliment I’ve ever received when he said “I like your suit, you’ve got a real South Balkan look going on”

Terrifying. Really terrifying.

pour one out to an icon www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

It’s worth mentioning, though it’s been said repeatedly: the Lizzie Line carries 1/6th of UK daily rail passengers (not including the Tube) and has already paid off its entire costs. And if HS2 had been committed to, without plans being tweaked every 5 minutes, Phase 1 would be opening next year.

In 2024, sewage was pumped into Britain's rivers for a record 3.6 million hours, making it one of the most popular outdoor activities in the UK.

Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice

Got a @jamesrball.com jump scare in the middle of this clip

The thank you wave for giving way to a car has really gone out of fashion this year and it just sums the country up at the moment. Bring back the thank you wave, and the subsequent thank you wave for the thank you wave

This is a very silly headline in The Times

Worked example of the crippling effects or Treasury brain here

As an intern in Parliament I shared several lift journeys with the great Glenda Jackson whose office was on my floor but I was so star struck I could never bring myself to mumble more than a perfunctory “hi”, which is one of my bigger regrets

In hindsight Sir John realised 'sugartits' was not the correct formal address to the mother of the monarch.

Been thinking about this Mark Blyth bit since I heard it a couple of months ago... it's all gonna get very messy isn't it? We are societies not only ill equipped to grapple with the consequences of our revealed preferences, but in many cases also stumbling into them blindly

It's beginning to look like kafala, everywhere we go...

we shall refer to this as the Chumbawamba Doctrine

For all the talk of European ideology and what have you, the biggest national security threat to America at the moment is its President’s irrepressible vanity

I seem to have woken up in 1529…

If West Yorkshire has X plans for a tram, and central government conducts Y reviews into those plans, how many years will it take for Leeds to get a tram? (answer to the nearest century)

Freedom of expression. It’s another one of those irregular verbs isn’t? (1) I’m exercising free speech (2) You’re offending me (3) He’s having his citizenship revoked (4) We can’t say we’re English anymore (5) You’re engaging in dangerous rhetoric (6) They’ve been proscribed under the Terrorism Act

It is *incredibly* weird that the President publicly claimed three days ago that the US struck a facility in Venezuela and we still don't even know whether it actually happened or not. I mean, I just don't have words for how weird that is. And I do words for a living.

Whodunnit? It could be any of them.

This is a real cool notice but it does have a dark implication that OP has been rickrolled enough many times where the background has been seared into his mind like screen burn in on an old television

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

We go live to the Ukrainian response:

DUNE (dir. David Lynch, 1984)