Waiting for Godot: The Hunt for Godot is the recently announced newest installment of the Godotverse. The long awaited sidequel follows Godot's adventures during the events of the original play.

force a snake to bite Reece Shearsmith on the leg, it's the Taskmaster Series 20 Episode 3 Stats Round Up! featuring urine, doors and far too much information about football jackbern23.medium.com/taskmaster-s...

ASDA was named after it's founders: Agnetha, Senny, Djörn & Anni-Frid

yeah this guy is dumber than donkey shit

This is true, I think he now splits the difference by giving Steve Pemberton 5 points for the immense effort made with Peg Mavis while scowling and calling it a bit bum-licky

This is a great question - I would amend my original point to say that Greg likes prize taskers who make an effort over the "grab what you can as you leave the house" bunch but he also does enjoy it when he can put something that cost a huge amount of time/money below eg a Yorkshire pudding

oh grab a floral bag and pull out a chicken, it's the Taskmaster Series 20 Stats Round Up! Featuring ducks, George Michael and the Treaty of Versailles! jackbern23.medium.com/taskmaster-s...

Happy Monday morning! Why not start the day with a CLASSIC Football Book Club mini-episode - the time a young Steve Bruce's telecommunications scam came crashing down? It's "STEVE BRUCE - Master Criminal" in your podcast feed RIGHT NOW!

oh grab a floral bag and pull out a chicken, it's the Taskmaster Series 20 Stats Round Up! Featuring ducks, George Michael and the Treaty of Versailles! jackbern23.medium.com/taskmaster-s...

[anytime Arsenal are losing] It's actually quite cringe to care about football imo

Here’s the last of the stats until Australia- I relax and let @jackbern.bsky.social take the mantle for the UK. @taskmaster.tv

THE NEW SERIES OF FOOTBALL BOOK CLUB IS OUT NOW! It's a live episode from The Cheerful Earful podcast where we have listened to THE ALAN SHEARER AUDIOBOOK! yes it exists and yes it's terrible! get the episode where you get your podcasts NOW!

When's the last time a team won their first four matches of a season thanks to winners in the last ten minutes in every game?

look stop talking about that and start reading THIS, the Taskmaster Series 20 PREMIERE STATS ROUND UP! Featuring a DEEP DIVE into THE CURTAIN IN THE CARAVAN (yes I know that's what you people love, you disgusting freaks) jackbern23.medium.com/taskmaster-s...

I would put more money on the UK government banning Bluesky than X

While I agree our politicians spend too much time on X, I think this take misunderstands causality - Starmer and others aren't taking his cue from X, he's taking it from Trump who elevated this glorified podcaster to a position of power in life and martyrdom in death

my friend wants to show you his football books and you BETTER be nice about them

The stats roundups are containing more and more stats, this is insane! (I do cover bidets and other things too). @jackbern.bsky.social @samsmithcomedy.bsky.social

Yeah I don't understand this stuff at all. He was some bigoted guy. Just because political violence is bad doesn't mean I need to feel any kind of positive way about him.

Since when could a UK news organisation broadcast an interview with the accused prior to their trial on criminal charges of incitement to violence and harassment? Or am I missing something? The BBC had three reporters on this- did they ask a lawyer? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

hey im putting something together for my boss for his birthday. yeah can you write a letter or better yet an insane poem or horrifying drawing about the unspeakable crimes you all have committed together

I studied the Meiji restoration aaages ago and one thing that always stuck with me was how, just before the fall of the Tokugawa feudal system, the giant catfish was seen in some quarters as a great social leveller, destroying rich and poor alike

In Japanese myth, earthquakes are caused by the thrashing of Namazu, a giant underground catfish. The famous map Jishin-no-ben depicts earthquake damage to Japan from 1854 to 1855, along with a dragon encircling the continent as a possible reference to Namazu. #MythologyMonday

In order to stop the rise of the leopard face eating party, we must start eating a few faces, performatively, just to show everyone who likes that kind of thing that we're on their side. and if they don't believe us, we'll just have to eat a bunch more faces until they do

This was a wonderful Monday morning listen, and has made me even MORE excited to watch the upcoming series (impressive, because I was already very excited). Disappointed the episode wasn't called 'bisexual meat-eater' though!

BIG PODCAST DAY! Ahead of the new series of @taskmaster.tv, I've done my usual stats megasplurge with all the vital statistics of the new contestants on Taskmaster The People's Podcast! Who's tallest? Who's oldest? Who worked in an airbag factory? Find out here: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/s...

Wanting to witness ‘history’, wanting to report on drama, not having the skills, intelligence and/or work ethic to study or explain policy and how it affects ordinary people. It’s not bias, it’s just the wrong skill set and mindset, leading to a kind of trivial incompetence.

Absolute mask off stuff from the pro Israel protestors down at Bondi today. The peaceful Palestinian solidarity event was organised by a local Jewish woman yet apparently it’s a provocative threat to the community but calling people inbred and engaging in open Islamophobia is fine?

it's time, as Craig Bellamy famously said to John Arne Riise while standing over his bed at Vale do Lobo resort in the early hours of 15th February 2007, to GET READY FOR THE CLUB The Football Book Club, that is! We're here on Bluesky now (obvs) - follow for EXCITING INFO about the NEW SERIES!

These are some stats, some stats about tasks… @taskmaster.tv @jackbern.bsky.social @samsmithcomedy.bsky.social

Fellow Taskmaster fans! Since we now have an official premiere date (yay!), I figured it was a good time to send this back out. Hopefully a few of you find it helpful to start getting prepared/excited for the new season :-)

Choosing to believe this egregious error is actually a reference to the American Gothic theme. This is what I am clinging to

Complete with the results of me and @jackbern.bsky.social talking about vehicles for an hour @samsmithcomedy.bsky.social @taskmaster.tv

I had a fantastic time on the Transformative Taskmaster podcast talking stats and nonsense, and you can tell that in this video because of how dark it gets while we're talking, I think we were there for 9, 10 hours???

sick day so we're all watching Frozen - has there ever been a more jarring tone shift than the end of the trolls singing "A Bit Of A Fixer Upper" to then immediately telling Anya she's going to die

Ready for New Zealand stats? That’s right, I’ve spent too many hours on things that in the end don’t matter, in a slightly different font than @jackbern.bsky.social! Enjoy @samsmithcomedy.bsky.social @taskmaster.tv

“Delete your old emails to save water” isn’t bad because it’s individualising the climate crisis, it’s bad because it’s complete nonsense from top to bottom. It’s like saying “eat less lettuce to save water”, you can see the thought process but it’s that of a child who knows two facts

Let me be EXCEEDINGLY clear: the "round thing in your face" that gets you "sprung" in Baby Got Back is a woman's huge ass. I'm sick to death of seeing people on the timeline argue it's something else spherical or circular. This is the exact sort of erasure of women's huge asses Mix tried to address.

Okay, thank you, that's simplified it. I think I still find this "fun" measuring system the most annoying because it's arbitrarily warping units - it's like saying "Alan threw the iron a million miles, under my new measuring system where a million miles equals half a metre"

This week I went to a kid's birthday party with lots of People With Proper Jobs, and when I told them I was a writer one said, very pleasantly, "I make up stories with my daughter all the time! It's not very hard at all, is it?" that one's going straight in the Vault of Self Loathing thank you!!!

it turns out I could, in fact, take another England Spain final

I can't take another England Spain final, I just can't, three years in a row

that's a great goal tbf

extremely excited for Ekitike in the Premier League, longest palindromic surname EVER

We were forbidden from saying what it was by Big Taskmaster (it's Greg's real age)

an underrated part of children's discos is when "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen comes on and all the parents start singing along, forgetting that at one point in the second verse the song will require them to yell "I'M A SEX MACHINE" at a group of four year olds

really great how Arsenal fans on Reddit are getting angrier about the fact that they're going to sign a Chelsea player than the fact the club they support tried to offer a new contract to a player under investigation for rape. just really inspiring. I love football

"should you really be using that microphone which explodes every time someone says the letter B" "this really is an internal matter for the company that makes these microphones, and personally I believe-" *is instantly killed by an exploding microphone*

good for him but still don't think we should hire Antarctic seabirds to grit our roads tbh

it's Sunday night it's time for the STATS ROUND UP of the TASKMASTER SERIES 19 FINALE! Featuring SAND! POINTS INFLATION! SWEARING! PUPPIES! MALLETS! HANDS! It's ALL HERE jackbern23.medium.com/taskmaster-s...