should be legal to hunt the developer of the “better” gyms app with a harpoon

probably not as it’s in the form of Tesla stock options which only kick in if the company gets like 10x bigger. can’t eat those really

saw Gary Stevenson cycling down Oxford street. very scruffy individual

‘ate dogs, ‘ate fireworks

should have sorted turning off retweets before the election

incredibly good response to two kids nicking a pack of crisps each from the pub

that little chime it makes when people are having their Sainsbury’s shop collected by an app. maddening. get rid.

feel like I’ve set up my Bluesky feed to be completely useless for news

he’s got very old

if I’d had a copy of “the fence” with me I’d have won their contest. should see if the games workshop do a similar offer

probably not a great week for him to be trying to tap capital markets

anyone done any crusader kings tweets about Andrew having his title stripped

ticket inspector having a little go at me taking a leisurely break on my booking in between the London train that costs a fortune and the provincial connection that always costs a fiver no matter when you book it. what a sad little life

thinking fondly about the only country risk report I’ve ever written, which said the security situation in Burkina was broadly stable about a week before someone blew up the French embassy

in my first Vinted beef. let’s go

Late for my warhammer game because the tube is full of arsenal fans. so much for the revenge of the nerds.

foreign holiday destinations advertising on the side of londons iconic black cabs. shouldn’t be allowed. if the LTDA had any dignity they’d nip it in the bud

don’t like books taking the twee joke Goodreads reviews for their blurbs. tacky.

intrigued by how rattled ‘the fence’ are by the prospect of not having to dodge range rovers to cross the road in soho

not enough joose yet in a pivot to full time zitron hating but this is satisfying www.wired.com/story/ai-pr-...

someone should have asked if there was anything to report here before giving it so many words really on.ft.com/47kaZfm He was a top executive. He blew the whistle — twice

wonder if anyone would notice or complain if your party just quietly faded away

cmon man

IJBFTS I just be faving that shit

if I’d been in one battle after another it’d have gone down different

riot women… dearie me

not of god

only noteworthy bit of the White House is the middle bit anyway, not clear what the “east wing” brings to the table

at a conference this morning where the “keynote” was a “fireside chat” with some retired general/thought leader type. absolute crap. everything he said was completely banal. hadn’t done any prep on the topic of the event. must be on at least six figures. remarkable.

no need for a fun little fantasy murder mystery book to have a dedication to the “abundance” lot in it, you’d have thought, and yet. discourse always finds a way

glad the 6music news had time to air some whinging from Jim Betfred about the gambling levy. good priorities.

I welcome extended video reviews at the emirates. keep them cooped up and off the tube as long as possible

alright let’s give it a go

ambulance pushbike parked across the stairs into Oxford Circus tube. Lime wishes it could be this disruptive

very weary of the menswear bloke’s bit

The energiser bunny:

WiFi network near me still called the tortured poets apartment. get on the new album please

getting on the Eurostar right now

alternative to the “calm” app with a no yank filter

phones getting hot because there’s too many little lines of code going about. the app merchants having us on again.

I don't have time to chat. And, frankly, I don't like you very much.

I’d use this. not my business to know what an IFS function is

moving about fifteen years worth of photos from Dropbox to Google. my phone feels hot enough to fry an egg. must be draining all the aquifers in southern Colorado to fuel this. delicious.

they’ve recoloured the companies house website header blue. presumably because of woke

don’t mind this. keeps them from coming after the rest of us

almost got a full supermarket sweep on the nectar coupons (paper!) expiring tomorrow but got mugged off by the cake/dessert distinction

amazing use of one’s limited time on the earth www.reddit.com/u/SteakGuy88...

really enjoy reading americans’ warhammer tournament write ups just for the incredibly bleak fast food reviews

thank you venture capital