I would very much like to ask the MLB writer who thinks the Giants would be a good fit for Pete Alonso where he thinks Alonso would play, with Devers playing 1B/DH and our star 1B prospect looking to come up from spring training next season.

I will take that, but hope for more next inning.

I am begging the Red Sox to light up Rodón

guys what if we took the Sean Connery speech from The Untouchables but made it really shit and unconvincing in the mouth of a dweeby Nazi

“Pick a bar? What the hell is pick a bar?”

if your dog has not been vaccinated for rabies and bites someone, they will have to test it for rabies to validate the person's safety. this is done by killing your dog and testing its brain postmortem

The Padres bullpen is absolutely ridiculous. They just completely shut down that game for 5.1 innings after a short start from Cease.

The President doesn’t have the power to do this so he doesn’t have the power to delegate it to Vought. Vought isn’t the president of appropriations and workforce and Stephen Miller isn’t the Commander in Chief for bombing Venezuelan fishing boats, what are we even doing here?

President Pritzker is going to get record ratings when he takes a wrecking ball to that ballroom on prime time TV.

Bukayo Saka has 11 Champions League goal in 19 games. Six assists in that time by the way. Saka now level with Robert Pires for Arsenal UCL goals. It took Pires 63 games. (This is not Bobby P slander, I promise. I would never.) 24 more to match Thierry Henry.

Starboy wrapping up the points for us 🥰 #Arsenal

Jonathan Greenblatt thoroughly deserves this humiliation, and Jews deserve an ADL that will actually defend them, their rights and their safety.

Water, something famously never blessed in the entire history of Christianity.

It’s bad enough he’s on the Padres, but Manny Machado constantly makes me give thanks that his rental time at the Dodgers didn’t tempt them into tying him down

The Guardians suddenly exploding out of nowhere to take this game completely away from the Tigers right at the end of it is why I love this sport

Brayan Rocchio!! First go-ahead home run in 8th inning or later when facing elimination in Cleveland postseason history

Honestly if I were a Tigers fan I’d be so pissed right now lol

SOMEONE HAS FINALLY SCORED ANOTHER RUN IN THIS GAME

ESPN commentators appear to have forgotten which inning we’re in. They said the Guardians are one big hit away from forcing a Game 3…in the bottom of the 8th.

The Tigers have left 11 men on base now.

Is this postseason sponsored by Imodium? Because it’s really stopped the runs.

feels like we're living through some kind of cultural gas leak

bookmark this clip for a year (or less) from now when rural hospitals start shutting down because of the republican budget and metro hospitals can't handle the overflow and rural patients all go to the ER because they don't have medicaid any more or any providers to use it with

Hasn’t this “unmasking” story been done pretty much every year since the 1980s Scarman Report? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

“The President has the right to be a lunatic“ doesn’t really answer the question.

Posey says Bochy is not being considered for manager. Not in those exact words but yeah.

imagine corncobbing yourself while trying to dunk on chuck fucking schumer

It’s not exactly hidden, especially if it’s *checks notes* the same station investigated for bullying, harassment and all sorts of revolting behaviour 4 years ago. Kudos to that reporter for getting the goods on camera though and making it clear just how rotten the barrel remains.

Can we kill this flavor of American Exceptionalism (Derogatory)? Because it is incredibly ahistorical and honestly just bullshit

the best of three wild card format is great if your team isn’t in it

Nah, the already translucent mask on her Republican partisan hackery is just fully off now.

#BREAKING: #SCOTUS punts in the Lisa Cook case, deferring resolution of Trump’s emergency application seeking to remove Cook from the Federal Reserve Board pending argument on the application in January 2026. Cook stays on the Board for now:

Never has a group developed so complete a hearing problem as Republicans confronted with actual words that Trump has said over the last decade.

these morons need to follow a real leader like Zohran Mamdani and message on real cost of living issues people care about like healthcare, not Schumer's stupid obsession with 'kitchen table' bullshit like healthcare

Another sign that these people are in fact dumb and not interested in laying the groundwork for permanent gains with their evil: a Republican executive branch is illegally attempting to blow up a vital infrastructure project that runs into New Jersey on the eve of the gubernatorial election.

I don't know about everyone else, but humiliating slightly hapless US commentators talking nonsense about UK politics is very much Real Britain.

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Stick to thinking we don’t have ice cubes here, mate.

Just nonsense. Fracking is unpopular with all segments on this small, densely-populated set of islands where climate policy is much less polarised than in the US.

If you watched One Battle After Another and thought Steven Lockjaw was an overly cartoonish depiction of militarised anti-immigrant men like this, well

My first thought was “why does Matt Goodwin, a man whose views have been so comprehensively rebuilt as to make him a cognitive Trigger’s Broom, not simply delete his old tweets?” and then I realised Sunder had only gone back seven months.

well then stop using his website my good man!!!!!!! you can't hang out on someone's lawn all day every day then complain that he happens to also be on the lawn!

For people who whinge so incessantly about the scourge of political correctness, it is remarkable how anxious people like Farage are to couch their bigotries in euphemistic language.

basically this specific era of culture needs to die

I do not want to enable location services. I do not want to create an account. I do not want to sign up for special offers and news about your product. I would like to engage in a simple transaction where I give you money in exchange for a good.

Remember when ULEZ was somehow going to lose Labour the 2024 general election because they didn't win the Uxbridge by-election?

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

You obviously can. What else would you call it

Dodger bullpen is amazing. That team is like a custom made electric Ferrari that gets 1200 miles on a charge, goes 0-60 in 1.8 seconds, has a 30-speaker stereo that makes it sound like you're at a live concert, and also there's no floor and your feet just drag on the pavement as you drive.