PinkPantheress stuns on the BBC’s ‘The Weakest Link.’

on his own terms

"If they do the same thing next week it'll be a duplication of what we've seen here" ...well duhhh

Probably not the best time to say "an all white start to the six nations" (any time)

Boris is Henry Pollock's dad, you cannot convince me otherwise.

FUCK OFFFFFFF

"Plumtree"

WE'RE GONNA WIN THE SIX NATIONS

Me watching this game of rugby...

Madonna continuing to be a soccer mom is so very correct but I cannot abide the idea she will be a Spurs fan

"he was a nuggety flanker" speak normal

Ah but that's ok because ???

BATTLING PM CRUST AHEAD

Rugby then. Here we go.

At the risk of being murdered by bluesky, I feel I must speak my truth: Although I enjoy Muppet guest spots on other shows and four of their films (Xmas Carol, Treasure Island, The Muppets and Muppets Most Wanted) I....do not really care for The Muppet Show other than the odd clip...I'm sorry.

Is there anything to be said for bringi-[gunshot]

Not even Cheney was this inhumane

Why would Reform do this

Screaming

Simply bring it back.

Now that we've had enough space from it and nobody ever talks about them any more can we all agree that two brothers running in the same Leadership Election was a bit odd and one of them should've simply sat that out.

I think this is a really interesting book but it ultimately wasn't what I thought it was going to be. Loved the bits about what LGBTQAIPLUA people were up to in the war, those sections are all excellent...the points about wider masculinity, Brits and Poppy Day Drama bogs it down a bit...

I've watched this video on a loop for 10 minutes. Superb comedy timing from the Cows here. www.instagram.com/reel/DUWU_LG...

Trans teacher: “I’d like staff and students to refer to me as Mx” School: “Sure, that’s a reasonable request” Tommy Robinson (criminal): “Guess I’ll start harassing this teacher - at school, at home, everywhere” Gavin Williamson MP: “Keep it up, Tommy, and let me know if you need anything”

Women's freeski on a Saturday morning? That'll be your mum in my DMs

Saw a good large pig at Ambury Regional Park today.

Well there's never been a better time to get into FUCK OFF AND GO AWAY

Genuinely thought this was a shitpost.

The FT’s evisceration of Mandelson is an entirely reasonable and proportionate response to someone raising their voice in the quiet carriage.

This is my retirement plan with "GOONER TO GONER"

This is utterly ridiculous. At the time I went to No 10 (and Global Counsel, who said they were questions for govt) I was told it was ok bc Palantir is a 'significant technology investor in the UK economy' and Mandelson had 'fully relinquished his active role and all executive functions' w GC

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Songs don't begin with a thunder clap, some rain and a bit of house piano anymore oooh remembers atmosphere

Pictured: How Starmer saw Peter Mandelson when asking about the extent of his relationship with Epstein

Former Professor Matt Goodwin, condemned the remarks as outrageous, staying "everyone knows that women are saintly creatures, that nonetheless must be taxed if they don't produce children for me to....teach....at university"

Oh dear oh dear

The Duolingo Owl, who loved languages and harassment, found dead at 40.

So as I struggled with miscarriage after miscarriage before having my 🌈 baby, Reform would seriously think I should pay more tax during that agony. This policy isn’t just a slippery slope to a handmaids tale dystopian future - it’s a deliberate step towards it www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

Today is the 50th anniversary of the first time I went on a gay demo - accidentally. I went to look and got sucked in, never saw the photographer from the local paper and oops, was out to everyone. Never looked back. Happy anniversary me.

The blissfully naive you say...

On this day in 1992, George H.W. Bush sent a memo to all White House staff about how fat his dog was

Embarrassed and disgusted that a former PM has had to essentially defend themselves like this for the crime of not being white. Shameful.

Stealing a fucking living

the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran

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What an absolute daft joy this was, by the way

GWAN JIM

He's mistaken, that's Thomas the Milk, mun. Valleys boy through and through.