The people of Doncaster North when they are made aware Bluesky exists:

If you are happy with the size of your breasts PLEASE do not watch this

I think the skeleton key to understanding the Starmer-McSweeney project is, ultimately, they think elections are about the position you take, rather than a referendum on 'is the status quo good vs is the alternative scary?'

Manifesting a Lab Leak 🙏

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Must we keep holding our politicians to such impossible standards?

We're even Dan Jarvising at a rate of knots

Say what you will about the new Welsh Government but the certainly have a bald agenda for change

chat we may be back

A few hours offline and we're back to trying to define the soft left. It's like 2016 never left. Read a new forever war!

Lucy Powell is underpriced? How bad is that gilt market?

Just watched Top Gun for the first time... ...I guess you had to be there?

My personal favourite 30 Rock joke

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Sling Blade/Oprah for me

SHUT UP ABOUT STARMER THE NEW WELSH FIRST MINISTER HAS ANNOUNCED THEIR CABINET www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

No minister for Climate Change Plaid in the mud

What a time to be alive

Hearing Ed Miliband

Wes StreetOUT morelike

Hearing this

as the saying goes, he who wields the knife gets exactly what he wants because fucking hell have you seen the size of that thing? i'm not getting involved no

Actually quite funny

Do you ever think about how the left memed Dennis Skinner’s contributions to the Queen’s Speech into the height of rebel wit and then you go look back at them on YouTube and it’s basically the equivalent of a drunk tramp shouting “you smell of shit” at people in a bus station

OH MY GOD IT'S GOING TO BE ED

The City backs Ed!

If Lisa Nandy had just, you know, done her job as Culture Secretary, made nice with the big stakeholders*, rather than alternating between sulking and profiling for the leadership, she would be prime minister by now. *A group with huge overlap with the 'potential big Labour donors' group!

New heights of journalism are being reached every single day

"Deidre Costigan" - what a name that is by the way

Influential Blueskier Kate Garraway Enjoyer

There is no greater possible calling in life than being the only person who stands between us and Prime Minister Wes Streeting.

FUCK FUCK FUCK NOT A DRILL DO IT WES, FORCE ED TO DO IT!

Somehow always relevant

Can't believe we're getting the opposite result we want from a Starmer Summer Freakout - he'll come out of this with a swathe of new titles and perhaps the title of GodKing

They may have caused a bond spike, caused irreversible damage to the Labour Party as a vehicle that can plausibly seek to win the next election, but perhaps worst of all they've let down Catherine West

Lmaoooooo

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The Senedd has now seen this picture

👇One of the reasons why the Starmer era is The Way It Is, is there was until v recently a “seniority is decided by how many scars you have from the Corbyn era” attitude, which structurally advantages campaigners over policy wonks. Which means as Duncan says, Labour’s socdem tendency has got dumber.

I wouldn't tell anyone if I ran to be Labour Leader but there would be signs [I become the most nasal-toned speaker imaginable]

ok I mean it now What Year Is This

Omg interrim Welsh Labour Leader Ken Skates has made a cute Lord of the Rings reference and quoted a poem chat we may be back

SHUT UP ABOUT KEITH STARMER RHUN AP IORWERTH HAS BEEN ELECTED FIRST MINISTER

They are struggling to tally the votes for the new FM lol

masterful move, Prime Minister

Realistic chance of Rhun ap Iorwerth being confirmed as First Minister the same time as Keir sets out a timetable to step down...

Guys stop talking about Starmer they're electing the Senedd's Presiding Officer!