Go and look at the replies to a post from the Jo Cox foundation on the anniversary of her death. Almost all of them are vile. xcancel.com/JoCoxFoundat...

This is my favourite thing ever

Straight discourse? Do they not take up enough of our time???

So is the Strait of Hormuz open or

I'm afraid we have to uncancel Katy Perry for delivering one of the best gigs I've been to potentially ever...!

No Justin Trudeau....yet

So powerful x

Which way Western Man

Mike,,,, thank you

Tah very much

He's running

Hearing that the new Madonna album will piss all over Sgt Peppers

"The dark horses have been bucked out of the saddle again." Make this commentary stop, ITV!

I hope the next bond markets are women

Wow, bold plans from Andy Burnham

Incredible.

She wanted to be in this war and argued that the only reason Keir Starmer didn't want to is that he was in hoc to British Muslims. Not a serious person.

Lovely Penelope Keith :(

My expectations are so low for a Burnham policy speech he would have to fuck up spectacularly to disappoint. God speed king 🫡

One of the same

Five more days until there's a new Madonna album I am so excited (to see how many I pre-ordered in the end)

Metal fans are so polite

Uh huh

Mel Brooks definitely one of those people who deserves to be 100. What a lad 🫡

Yep Starmer lost 30% of Labour's vote to the Greens and Lib Dems because he was just too nice to migrants and those on welfare.

Incredible

We have literally just lost a prime minister partly over our inability to find money for wars.

me just learning about the concept of a season for the first time:

This but Thirty Five

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2028: A fledgling Andy Burnham steps out of 10 Downing Street and walks towards the infamous lectern. In front of a baying media he takes a piece of paper from his pocket, takes a deep breath and says: "My mother-in-law fell down a wishing-well. I was amazed, I never knew they worked"

I will never not respect Biden for that answer, he was exactly the right level of dismissive to that dumbshit line of questioning

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Vanity Fair asks RuPaul to describe how he would like to die: “Quickly.” (www.vanityfair.com/story/rupaul...)

Labour MPs' deepest regret: that they couldn't procrastinate further

Unrelated I am at Fawlty Towers: The Play tonight

I'm afraid that was Theresa May

So unwritten that of the five prime ministers to inherit a majority in “mid-term”, only one of them called an election before its due date. Why are some political journalists so uninterested in history?

Hot

Lunacy. Here's Emmer 10 years ago.

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Thank God

Got to say, ever with my incredibly low expectations, this is heinous. www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/politic...

As someone who lives a stone's throw away let me be the first to say congratulations now kill me please

That is Mel and Sue

I don’t think this was the moment where it became inevitable that Starmer would flame out after two years, but I do think it was the clearest illustration that he was terminally prone to panic and unable to grasp “the mayor is doing a difficult thing years before his re-election is due”.

They'll be calling it Burnham's Post Syndrome after our great soon-to-be PM