Big Tongue-us

I'm sure there's already one but BARON KHAN as a name would go hard

The UN, yesterday, fwiw to the Home Office

I don't want to alarm anyone but it is DAY 2 OF PETUNIA

Probably on more money than you'll ever earn, by the way.

Why? I think it's unwise to assume that just because the media believes she is more left wing than Starmer that means she a) is and b) has more coherent politics than him. What we do know is she has worse judgement, which she continues to demonstrate

Genuinely my first thought was "well at least Connor Roberts doesn't have to shake Trump's hand"...not that I got ahead of myself of course...

Angela Rayner launching a podcast with Gove feels like one hell of a misstep. Why would you Starmer yourself before you're even elected?

Well I'm glad things have calmed down.

'ate Football

you: irish goodbye me: taking the rat taxi 😎

It's my time to shine!

It /is/ a really ridiculous analysis, but tbf, I can absolutely believe Labour MPs are looking for an excuse to do nothing

Yeah it's a bit weird isn't it?

Reform UK said I was 'bullying' when I pointed out their colleague was jailed for beating up his former partner. Now, they're trying to sneak him back into their party. So I'll say it again: James McMurdock was jailed for beating up his former partner. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

“As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect. Worse, he hadn’t been fed”

Obsessed with the 19.6% saying Lib Dems would be their biggest nightmare government

A massive blow for the gay Ayatollah? They're playing right into his hands FFS

First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.

gm

Not sure why so many people appear to be in an emotional relationship with using fossil fuels.

I feel like they've just said to someone "we're going to de-age everyone and it will be fine" right?

But don’t worry, they know their American audience so there’s also a bit about her and Reagan facing down the commies

Love to check out what books are all the rage in the kids section these days

I mean his name *was* Blunt

Very basic stuff you'd have registered and available to you if you have find my device enabled etc

You can tell incoming BBC DG Matt Brittin was influenced by the portrayal of science and tech on Morecambe & Wise. Faced with criticism over the recent performance of AI infused searches the ex-Google President remarked "You're getting all the right results just not necessarily in the right order."

Uhhhh

Probably me being an ingenuous old dafty but I think people who don't pay taxes in the UK shouldn't be able to donate to UK parties. Also - foreign donors will just find gullible Timothies to act as go-betweens. Loooooophole.

Lmao

Here's something for the Irish Times in which I try to explain what's about to happen in Welsh politics. Hope it's of interest. www.irishtimes.com/world/uk/202...

motorbike mugger thumbing through Morgan McSweeney's phone and throwing it away in disgust seeing it full of Whatsapps from senior Labour figures

Apparently we are getting the Reform candidate list for Wales by the end of the week so unfortunately Enjoyer cannot yet be marked safe from Matt Goodwin who is no doubt Wales' favourite son.

Undoubtedly the right conclusion and hopefully the govt quickly introduces legislation. Frankly it shouldn't matter if Reform cry that it's aimed at them, if anything it should be used as an example of how extremely fucking dodgy they are that govt are having to bring legislation because of it.

When I tell you I would love it.

I see Nick Timothy has more legitimate criticisms of Islam

That's odd because I thought he was the one operating the DLR?

if Chappell Roan can apologise to Jorginho, the US can surely make peace with Iran.

Clear to me: Mandelson did 9/11

at home is still prison to him cos he's away from his beloved hospital

when I tell you this t-shirt I just found in a thrift store was the best six dollars I've ever spent

Ah.

You FOOLS - Morgan McSweeney's Phone is actually the first brick in the Red Wall.

Quite the Sora-spot!

Hot on the heels of Lisa Nandy's edgy and uncompromising leadership promo at the skate park, Yvette Cooper raises the stakes yet again with "unapologetically me" shoot for Vogue

well that'll do it

I was in the cinema for *90 minutes*