shut up....SHut UP!

Stupid Ekitike's need the most attention

Autumn is Here

Oh no Daily Mail, please don't get rid of Starmer or McSweeney! Nooo!

If I still had Apple TV from the 2x3 month trials it gave me to watch Severance you better believe I'd be boycotting!

Whatever happened to that guy

Ed davey: i never thought id be defe defending british multicultural democracy with a green Zack polanski: what about a friend Ed davey: [chest expands] wait why did you do that

Raven?

oh so THAT was the clown orgy everyone was talking about

I was confused by the headline so I read the story. Yes, by ‘worst’ he means ‘best’.

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I just think she's neat.

Genuinely do not know how this man can clip Trump every day multiple times a day and still maintain his sanity. I imagine a lot of meditating and sudoku.

Trump at the moment feels like the Trump of late 2020, spiralling and not alive.

I picked the wrong day to quit Tylenol

Is there not a very willing UN representative to do the greater good for humanity? To do what Chelsea players could not??

Ed Davey gets it 🫡

Twinks

what are they PLAYING at? What are they DOING

Quite a lot of cyber attacks at the moment aren't there?

Some have called me an activist

So I was hired by BuzzFeed in 2013 and the recruitment was very much based on “no one normal cares or thinks about (pure electoral) politics that much, it’s not something normal people are into”. This piece from Scottish IndyRef was when I noticed change; www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/...

Do worry that the Paracetamol [Tylenol] stuff is just a precursor to doing away with ADHD meds and especially anti-depressants (thinking the Tom Cruise/Brooke Shields dynamic) and when they come for that the press will absolutely be giving them a fair hearing, side with them even. Especially here!

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What an incredibly useful infographic

As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

I feel like giving him full-throated support is why RFJ jr sounds like that in the first place.

This is what happened with Brandi Carlisle and Joni Mitchell.

Keith QUICK

Is that a software company or just a guy that looks like Russ Tamblyn on Twin Peaks

Is there anything to be said for bringing back Peter Mandelson?

Then explain how every autistic man I'm friends with looks like this

Fair play she has the comic timing.

Just as we are allowed to only call one person a cuck without repercussion (Harry Cole) it is imperative that we make fun of the insane Kennedy that sounds like the unhealthiest man that's ever existed. Then [redacted] him.

wait WHAT

Yes they're called dead people.

Given his robust stature and storied reputation in the UK press it is easy to forget that Harry Cole is in fact a 14 year old girl

Actually put the heating on for a little bit earlier but don't worry deleted a few emails to offset it - it's not water but I assume the concept is similar.

please stop doing this nonsense

Kimmy Jimmel imo

He's a bit on the nose isn't he this Stephen Miller character?

Ah well at least Jimmy Kimmel is back

Lmao

Not a religious person but I do find the Charlie Kirk Grief Bowl under the guise of Christianity is one of the more disgustingly anti-Christian spectacles I've seen, find every image from it truly appalling.

How many police chases do you think Jamie Theakston has watched in his life?

Spoken like a man who only just recently found his way out of Zuckerberg's arsehole.

Chris Mason the archetypal office slacker having a jolly wheeze turning up every day doing fuck all and now a colleague has remarked he may want to do some he's got really huffy and won't be talking for the rest of the day, loudly typing at his keyboard (turns up the next day and continues to slack)

Ooooo remembers the role of Culture Secretary? What were all that about? Do they not have culture in towns?