Stranger Things season one: oooh the kids, the teens and the adults are on separate adventures that merge, how fun! Stranger Things season five: ok so the old science teacher, the sister of one of the kids and a Conspiracy nut are making balloons,,,

I see a lot of people are being wrong on the Internet today

Amazing story. Bro just get a smart meter

Now you might point out that you can't throw a pebble in elite English public schools without hitting an elaborate memorial for all the chaps who died at the Somme etc. To that I say: yeah but they've got them at all the American prep schools too

God, The Holdovers is soooooo good

I have to say, I'd take the 'food security' people more seriously if they were at all concerned at idk the death of British shipbuilding, or fishing, or other key industries

Kind of surprised nobody seriously suggested this in the last decade

Also Britain has been a net food importer since the end of the Napoleonic wars, it's really not new

'William if Orange landed in Devon, a British controlled county'

Stranger Things has literally almost 20 protagonists? It just doesn't work?

Fun fact: this is literally illegal in the UK. 'Treating' voters with food or drink (booze) is considered bribery

'Who the hell do you think you are impugning Jim's business! He's been helping us out since you were in Nappies! When Saint Anthony's got hit by fire he single handedly paid to replace the roof. What have you done like that? He's a Good Man and I'm proud to invest my pension with him'

Everything about this is hilarious, especially the way the private equity guy was like 'ah yes my old law professor is recommending his son for investment, clearly he's On The Level'

*extremely* funny that Barbara Fried, SBF's mother, is a legal ethics professor who spent everything she had on her son's defence

Imagine citing Peaky Blinders as a reason to not have immigration Actually that's easy to imagine

Ah boxing day, I'm tired, wheezy and full of cheesey

Quite funny how there's literally nothing better for you than losing weight, and there's a lot of anger about the miracle jabs that does it because of sublimated puritanism

Should really stop declaring that the cat has Self Deported when the cat runs out of the room before we can kick him out

It's fun how Ben Shapiro and Mara Wilson (the Matilda child actor) are cousins. Doesn't mean anything mind but

'Labour must retreat on this, its a big danger for our voters!' - Labour MP for Hampshire-on-the-wolds for some reason

It's fun how I'll always be an 'imported client group' regardless of how many centuries my family has been here

'I know why you're calling on Christmas! It's because you don't have anyone else to call!'

Who the fuck schedules a multi school Christmas nativity concert for Christmas eve??

Lmao look at the state of linear television

This is demonic?

Some people say Boxing Day is a great time for a bracing swim in the sea Those people are wrong, I'm eating chocolate in bed

Attacking the King for being vaguely nice about non Christian religious is just.. mental

- Mary giving her son driving lessons

Searched back through Blue Sky for this. Which is one of the best things I saw all year in any medium.

Fun fact: 'smoking or non smoking' section in a restaurant is a key plot point in Mrs Doubtfire (1993)

Having a delightful Christmas with my girlfriend, who has two lovely kids. It's been really rough on them, the divorce from their feckless father was hard. However I'm trying really hard and think true love will persevere this holiday season

Not watching the Monarchs speech, fun that the current one is annoying some terrible people

Off to watch a nice cheery Christmas film

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

Happy birthday to the son of the almighty leader, the golden child, destined for greatness before being betrayed by his friends Anyway I hope Justin Trudeau is having a nice Christmas with Katie Perry

Most vibrant Hull shopping centre

Merry Christmas, I'm super excited to give my nephew a great present - a full sized drum kit. I assume this is fun for all the family

And Nicolae Ceauceacu ... ...who DID die!

This might be my favourite rabbinic debate actually: when is Christmas

Catch Me if You Can? Absolutely a Christmas film

Happy Thursday, absolutely delighted that my inn business is thriving. Obviously we've had some last minute requests but cmon its a time of heightened demand you need to book in advance.

Merry Christmas! On my way to the butchers to get the biggest goose in the shop, been saving up all year. I assume nobody else will suddenly purchase it out from under me

Gonna watch a true Christmas movie: Groundhog Day

It's easy to mock that old skinflint Ebenezer Scrooge. Fun too!

Happy Nittel Nacht! Might have to play some chess to mark the occasion

Lowers Pipe: the Holdovers is a Christmas movie

Absolutely farcical. Hideous to see the gambling industry glom onto 'community' as the latest trend to justify their shops

Would legitimately be quite funny if Trump sanctioned Sir Ed Davey

The 2000s were an odd tawdry time weren't they

There was a fun article a couple of weeks after NYC introduced congestion charging from like plumbers and builders who were like 'wow this is amazing, there's no traffic'