And what do the winners get

And how did that work out for Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling

Eva Peron, Juan Peron,the mad dude who talks to his dogs .. your boys took one hell of a beating!

Don't cry for me Argentina? Laugh instead

It's easy to make fun of Argentina. Fun too

Legally, Argentine independence has been reversed. Back taxes for Madrid will be collected shortly

And now to present the trophy

Lian Paisley Messi

There's four type of jewish cities: American, Israeli, European and Argentina

Reminder that the Metlife stadium in New Jersey will hold the world cup final on Sunday, and it will be the second biggest event ever held there

Real talk: it's mental that one of the two American political parties has memed itself into wanting to annex Canada? For no reason?

Not my circus but aiui American colleges are particularly bad at the whole 'demand a shit loads of money and also demand any scrutiny of its operations as totalitarian'

He entered downing street and immediately became fat spoiled and lazy, being shit at his job but excellent at fighting rivals

Relatable

Objectively very funny that the Canadian liberals are 11 years in office and have a clear polling lead www.338canada.ca/p/338-sunday...

Tbf you can't buy any geese at all at the Nottingham Goose Fair

Haha yes my books are definitely organised enough to be 'on shelves' or jn 'easily defined piles'

Overall spending didn't decline much did it? Just shifted towards the NHS (inefficiently)

Same people who say ‘they didn’t teach me XYZ’. They did. You just didn’t listen

Another great day for Kemi!

Well that's my Seder plans ruined

One more night til the Burnham Premiership! I hope everyone is putting out chips and gravy out and hanging your bucket hats above the fire

Iirc Mandelson resigned from the Department of Trade and Industry and a decade later was appointed to run Business Innovation and Skills .. which was the same Department in the same building

After this, Argentina-Spain will be 0-0 after 120 minutes then penalties.

So currently Mbappe is winning the Golden Boot huh

Reminder that Rishi Sunak got 24% in a catastrophic defeat

Admirable for Boris to highlight his greatest achievement- supporting Ukraine - and use his pulpit to support them post Premiership

'We're gonna keep consuming gas but will ban it's domestic production' isn't really very coherent is it

Also just as a point of principlezm, public services should be for the public, they should be safe and they should be free of crime

The American left (and thus the dipshit online left elsewhere) memeing itself into believing poor people visibly suffering from untreated drug and alcohol addictions and severe mental health struggles everywhere is good actually. Actually, they should be helped not to be unwell… through the state…

Forget pervert glasses - what about smart plugs? Me on domestic abusers taking over home devices as.ft.com/r/8f4ab2f1-4... How smart tech is being weaponised in the home

Yeah aiui it fits into anger about big companies like serco seeing cheap housing in deprived areas as easy easy cash

The incredible parochialism of Americans where they cannot understand that other countries can perceive their actions (against them) , is amazing really

Tbf this shows how good the DVLA website (and government digital services in general) are

Every poll in Britain is just 'do you support Bannin-YES BAN IT NOW-

OH MY FUCK THEY ACTUALLY DID THAT

Labour hitting the heady heights of Rishi's 2024 result

Welcome to the highpoint of Burnhamism

Fun to consider who recieves more subsidy and financial support from the taxpayer: the entire Higher Education system, or British Steel

Ok but he was a senior minister in a UK government in the 2000s and is going to be Prime Minister

Fun fact: a significant plot point in Mrs Doubtfire (1993) was about Robin Williams being anti cigarettes in kids cartoons, to the chagrin of his boss

me every time I answer an email

england and france should agree to let kane and mbappe score five each

Apropos of nothing, thinking about how in 'Wednesday' the protagonists are the enormous wealthy boarding school who bribe the local mayor, and have literal deadly magic powers. In this world they're the bullied victims of the mob

Throwback to a Real One

Gonna be controversial and say that Net Zero involves *tradeoffs*, and the voters might not like them, or their effects

God, remember that time a debt collection agency repossessed an Argentine warship. Great Great times

Crazy how the Falklands war was a war of aggression by a fascist junta that tortured and murdered thousands of its citizens. Thank God that Freedom persevered

This is such a good niche joke, man

They had 200% inflation and have a President to talks to the ghosts of his dead dogs. This is all they have