I don't think they'll have to do this for long tbf

Epstein as basically a fraudster is *such* a good take. There was nothing there except a conman's confidence

Much like graphs on the news I feel like I only ever hear about senior civil servants when things are going badly

Hmm I don't think Goodwin and Jordan Peterson come out great from this

It's easy to mock the Luddites , and their name is an insult, but they where trying to stop their entire world collapsing? And they were replaced by new jobs!

Her: I bet he's thinking about other girls Him:

People like tp claim that obviously things are crap because the rich are getting richer, but nope! Just two decades of basically no growth

(I think this does basically mainstream* the idea, he cannot be compelled to apologise or be 'cancelled') *not sure how mainstream it is already

This is far too online

(No it won't, cmon)

Lord Redwood of Harlech

There's a good take to be had that corruption in military procurement is inevitable and basically good

Amateurs think about strategy, professionals think about logistics, academics think about themselves

Some of the FT et al's greatest articles too, the 'follow the route of a widget' stuff

A lot of people are wrong on the Internet but I'm being magnanimous and not telling thej

Instructions confused: Bank of England has been moved to Barnsley

Antisocial behaviour is largely the result of a small number of reprobates, who can be stopped

Breaking into the radio station and launching a fascist coup for your men's mental health

In what world is it a crime to conspire to remove a UK prime minister. That's literally politics

I could have sworn the betting industry in its magnificent generosity agreed to not sponsor football jerseys

Pay compression! Everyone loves a rising minimum wage until they don't

Quite a fun assumption as Tesco pays above minimum wage, and has fairly slim profit margins in our rapaciously competitive grocery sector

The perfect age to have a cameo as the Chief of Police in the Life on Mars reboot set in 1993

Omg she's getting a perm

87% of Canadian conservatives opted to keep Poilievre as leader

Guys you don't and shouldn't orientate your politics around online Starmer superfans

Isn't this that Black Mirror episode with John Hamm

Cummings made his name by stating basically banal things and getting insiders to believe him It's not news that the public are very angry about cost of living and immigration, but it's always worth repeating that the public are angry about cost of living and immigration (and welfare)

(I think it's a bit worrying how these softly softly calls for violence but only joking haha don't be a snowflake, stuff, is an increasingly mainstream part of the body politic)

Apropos of nothing, it's wildly underappreciated how much of our modern world is dependent on artificial fertiliser and gargantuan unfathomably large industrialised farms in North America and Australia The only thing stopping hundreds of millions of people starving to death

I obviously understand the scandal but it is worth noting that Starmer never met Epstein or had anything to do with that world obviously If anything his staid image is extremely antithetical to Epstein

Mummmm the yanks are having 2000s era moral panics about cctv cameras

To think Purnell left politics in 2010 and instead had a lovely time in the private sector (?) then in running BBC Radio

Streeting is presumably more liberal on immigration than most of the cabinet lmao but nobody will believe him

Just one more permanent secretary bro

BREAKING: releasing my texts with my wife they reveal :: the cat is very cute :: look at him, he's so cute :: That the cat HAS BEEN FED ALREADY DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES

Fleet street is apparently the most unprofessional workplace in Britain

What incredibly hilariously bad financial advice

Looking into these suboptimal rabbits I've heard about, have produced music somehow?

Extremely funny that Starmer blocked Burnham a week before it all melted down

I look forward to the next Milibandite leadership and the next Milibandite election result

(I'm not totally sold on believing kids should be banned from social media but nothing convinces me more than online addicted 38 year ours outraged at the suggestion)

Still baffled that more Dinks don't go to West End shows. Tickets are pricey but not that pricey, and cheaper than a gig! And yet audiences are all over 50s and tourists

I do quite like how Sugar is a very wealthy man, a peer, and someone with a media empire, and yet he very obviously just controls his own twitter account

(Net Zero does have tradeoffs, but you do have to argue them not use it as an insult, as something self evidently bad)

Hew definition of 'chutzpah' just dropped

It's the Emo renaissance bayby

Imagine how toast Starmer would be right now if Burnham was the candidate in Gorton

Unironically this is how we should access the internet

Fuck, I put all my money on the Washington Generals