Ashamed to also be human

Oh yeah, chuck’em

All this talk of ignoring international laws is making me feel like a massive square ‘Rules are rules’

Policy dictated by I-did-alright anecdote

As George Orwell once said, ‘Kristi Noem makey uppy stuff’

TFW you want to save your family’s lives but also buy a Rolex

Love world book day now I’m not in it Sweet

When do you crash? When my Excel freezes at 3 AM. www.interviewmagazine.com/fashion/meet...

I have a mental block about the difference between a curate’s and Easter egg www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/ha...

as.ft.com/r/519a09ec-0... The influencers leaping to Dubai’s defence

Am trying a LinkedIn experiment with mixed results

my view is that you can be allowed to have an open marriage, just not to write a magazine article about it.

We done a pod innit Me + @robarmstrong.bsky.social + FT oil nerd @jamiesmythft.bsky.social on The Obvious featuring: -oil 📈 -Gas 🚀 -anyone fancy piloting a ship through the Strait of Hormuz? Anyone? 🚢 -markets 🤮 -sausage rolls 🥧 -2026 is going *just great* 👍🏻 open.spotify.com/episode/3h5w...

Elton John’s teenagers look just like yours www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

That’s a lot of Muslims

I blame Jonathan Haidt

Yeah, that will tell them as.ft.com/r/bcbd7be5-3...

As someone who blames herself even when I had nothing to do with it, I just can’t imagine being like this

Some schools suggest by adults trying to stir up London violence

I don’t know about shops but pretty sure that if Waitrose didn’t think there would be customers they wouldn’t be selling *finger quotes * sumac

What a horrible thing to say

From our own correspondent as they say on the wireless.

That Rosalia performance was insanely good

I have no Middle East expertise, AMA

Hadn’t thought of prime minister khan

The parent chats are going crackers about it, I made this to share there, but I daren't

I hear there is a theory among kids that the government created this to force the under 16 social media ban through www.theguardian.com/education/20...

Paul Thomas Anderson’s new zeitgeist movie; one emergency podcast after another

When actually the sex aid you need is a hearing aid

I wish my dad bought me a movie studio

Omg this is such lovely news

Here for the Matt Goodwin jokes frankly

This is such a big problem and it is far bigger than the Neets age group www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...

I’m sorry to say, the progressives did in fact, beat you

Kevin Dahmer: oh noes my family name is a byword for murder

It wanted to start a SubStack after redundancy!? Lads, you've successfully simulated a middle-aged journalist.

I’m so sick of this HR argument You can put equality on quote marks all you like - it’s the law

If Matt Goodwin loses: it’s the fault of dinner parties something something

This intro by Kevin Maxwell. You know whose name isn’t a byword for scandal? Most people

These spaces are transformative

tragically his sister has been convicted in the court of public opinion - wait a moment, I'm getting a note that it was a regular court.

Hello I live in a country with rules

Went to parents evening without (sick) child and couldn’t remember how to introduce myself.

“One of the remarkable things about Reform is . . . they’ve more or less fallen into the pattern of any other authority, Which is: we have to raise council tax, because we have to meet rising demand and the rising cost of providing adult and children’s social care. as.ft.com/r/58ac2974-e...

Fiddling this whole discussion like something out of a heavy handed satire.

NYT is v keen on something called a ‘snacking cake’

If they really wanted to use crypto to hurt Hamas they'd convince Hamas leadership to invest in one of the Trump's shitty meme-coins so they go bankrupt when the Trump family inevitably rug pulls.