Social media is good sometimes

I don’t care if it makes me uncool, I don’t like it when people punctuate lists on LinkedIn with emojis.

I also cleaned out my spice cabinet and cleaned stove top. Spring cleaning in effect! now to plan restock trips…

Use Harvey Birdman as a spokesman, you cowards!!!! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvey_...

Is it just me or does it feel like the “elite” legal world - T14, Biglaw, Judiciary - has been really showing their collective asses lately and making it hard to justify their…eliteness? I mean, yes, always, but normal people (outsiders) are noticing. Not to mention the whole A2J/guild/AI thing.

I wonder if it’s a coincidence that this story dropped right after all the speculation about Alito retiring was happening? Anyway, the ENTIRE federal judiciary from SCOTUS to clerkships (see @thelap.bsky.social )to PACER and everything in between needs to be reformed. Gift link:

It dropped 35 degrees last night. It’s freezing in my house but I also feel Some Kind of Way about going from AC to heat in 24 hours. My very German grandpa put on his winter underwear October 1 and didn’t switch to summer ones until May 1 no matter the temperature and this is my version of that.

bork borked blockbuster is lore I had forgotten, the poor company went out of business because it could not sell pii! 😭

After watching a reel of people finding expired food on theor parents pantry, I was influenced to clean out mine. Some expired and had to be pitched :( but was also able to take big box of stuff to local food pantry, so not all bad. And now I can justify trader Joe/costco trip tomorrow!

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well apparently not

This account USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social is the kind of petty shit i live for

i don't know this person to know how accurate it is but...Blindiana?

This. 👇👇👇👇👇👇

if you're so tough, say that shit on Bluesky

I made a goal to start collecting physical media again this year from yard sales/thrift stores. I just want to own things again.

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Just saw a post on LinkedIn: "Bitcoin & Gold are money. Everything else is credit."

raygun is pretty good at this www.raygunsite.com/collections/...

mamdani being a cheerful normal guy that people project absolute insane things on is one of the things that make him very relatable to me, personally

According to Bluesky COO Rose Wang, the service disruption is the result of a denial-of-service attack. 😲

oddly enough, more food waste. there's been studies of garbage that show this. basically people buy cuts of meat that they're not used to or other things because it's cheaper and then don't know what to do with it or don't like it so they end up throwing it out.

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I hope this email finds you.

the first time i saw a $60 alibaba drone loitering above a $7 million APC i knew my student loans would never be forgiven

This is great! There are so many sources of law that are simply inaccessible by ANYONE without a physical copy let alone free.

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Yee Haw fuck the law where my outlaws at? www.instagram.com/reel/DXEwh8Q...

Trying to decide if I should brush something off and move on with life or completely spiral and crash out.

This but for pretending to be conservative in elite legal spaces youtu.be/l_LeJfn_qW0?...

nasaforce.gov has been registered by EOP.

<runs in out of breath> I'd always get the guac at Chipotle. It costs extra, you know.

At the risk of writing about AI in a quasi positive manner two days in a row, I have just learned about LLM Wikis and maybe this will fix me llmwiki.app

I know that fighting with the pope is good with certain parts of the base (but definitely not others) and I also know that they thrive on chaos and keeping the news jumping from one topic to another benefits them but..my god this is all so stupid.

You are most likely the protester you are looking for, if you can't find them.

I couldn't find my phone. It was in the fridge. So we're at that stage of perimenopause, I guess.

Pope Leo, by the way, holds both a Juris Canonici Licentiatus degree (equivalent to a JD in Canon Law) and a Juris Canonici Doctorate degree (essentially a PhD in Canon Law) and so I guarantee you he is far more familiar with the Catholic doctrine of Just War than Mike fucking Johnson is.

Johnson may be too Protestant to know this, but the Just War Doctrine in Catholicism is codified in Canon Law. Trump's assault on Iran satisfies literally none of the conditions of it.

seems bad

Exciting update to this post bsky.app/profile/snip...

I was like "I need to stop obsessing over Catholicism" so I posted about Claude and A2J on LinkedIn. It was that or Jude Law. To paraphrase Blade, some motherfuckers always got to ice skate up hill. www.linkedin.com/posts/sglass...

I had to check this headline wasn't The Onion.

WAT.

Here’s the thing…it’s not easy to convert to Catholicism. It’s not hard but there’s classes & paperwork & they will make you redo if they think you’re not ready. That happened to someone that kept showing up in my instagram feed this year. I had a hard time getting confirmed because of paperwork!

If I didn't know any better, I'd think JD was trying to get excommunicated so he could play the victim and lead some schism. Or this is all marketing for his forthcoming book. Anyway, if he's going to become professional Catholic, someone ask him the last time he went to confession.

I need an interview with JD’s RCIA sponsor.

just incredible that while the last shipments out of the strait are finally rolling in and there’s nothing coming behind them, the entire executive branch are obsessed with winning online flame wars with the pope

I make a lot about the Pope being from Chicago - which is important! - but it’s also important to remember he spent 20 years on Peru during the time of Fujimori en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alberto...

We found out several things during the wait. 1) target uses AI for theft prevention which often falsely targets people. 2) they purposly don't notify you if you don't scan all items in a self checkout lane. 3) if u hit the ok button on the self checkout and you miss an item they say thats stealing