US already making major concessions to Iran in the talks. What a fiasco this war has been.

"For years, Trump has exerted near-total command over the right-wing media ecosystem that has... reaffirmed the views of millions of followers to his advantage. But the meltdown this week made clear that his grip on that system is loosening." — @passantino.bsky.social www.status.news/p/trump-tuck...

A wild Vatican rumor claims Father Pellegrino Ernetti built a Chronovisor with Enrico Fermi and a Nazi scientist to witness Christ’s crucifixion. The church allegedly hid the time viewer.

Legal eagles noticed, and there’s been SOME mainstream coverage. But overall the political class has underreacted to this month’s OLC opinion, ordered up by Trump or on his behalf, declaring the Presidential Records Act unconstitutional. Things are likely being stolen and/or destroyed *right now*.

Too much avocado toast.

Female octopuses throw rocks at males that bother them, documented in Octopus tetricus

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

lmao this is one of those fun little domino commodities that doesn't seem like a crucial lynchpin of the global economy but definitely is

Every state needs to figure out how to prosecute these people…

Me: Why am I always broke? Amazon: Your horse's Thomas the Tank Engine costume has been delivered.

Had me dying. Clip via @alexgoldennba.bsky.social

@papaesoco.bsky.social @suzette.bsky.social @profjacob.bsky.social humanity and Aging. This story hit a nerve for me. In this complex times it’s easy to overlook human scourges. This is a way Japanese help those alone. www.bbc.com/travel/artic...

Whoa no way, can't believe it.

Mariners are cursed.

Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this. The entire USA: what? Melania: not me.

No one. Seriously, no one. Los Angeles:

Joe Kernen comes close to having a coronary on air as Pete Buttigieg dogwalks him all over the Squawk Box studio about Trump's economic mismanagement and inflation

Gotta give a shout out to Melania here for bringing the Epstein Files back to front page news.

Are we ranking desserts? 1. Coconut tres leches cake 2. Zov’s lemon bar 3. Susie Cakes white cake with buttercream icing 4. Honey & Butter’s macarons 5. Frozen custard

A bunch of folks are asking ChatGPT and Claude to do their taxes and there are going to be some *great* Reddit threads in about 6 months.

Nobody: Absolutely Nobody: Los Angeles:

“How could you possibly believe I would cozy up to an evil sex offender?”

Cat: I am starving. Me: Go away, it's 4 in the morning. Cat: WE FEAST AT DAWN!

I’m starting to think Trump is confusing the Strait of Hormuz with the Transfer Portal…

Iran posted this. What a humiliation for Trump.

Ten years ago today, in April 2016, the Boston Globe printed a satirical front page imagining a future Trump administration. The page was called "alarmist," "hyperbolic," "dystopian." But we’ve put up with so much since then it now looks like . . . a slow Thursday?

It’s hard to overstate how much of this moment is driven by people who got a taste of accountability and were very, very mad about it.

these are the stupidest people to ever live

dad: so whats the deal with the war me: *speaks for 5 min* dad: wow that is an impressive analysis me: thanks I took it from a person I follow online who is a subject matter expert dad: oh whats their name me: They are a cartoon dog wearing underwear as a face mask called Piss Prevail On Earth

all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant

A guy down at the Santa Monica beach walk is singing and riffing on mic about the specifics of the Epstein files. ❤️❤️ “I just gave you eyes to see.”

Eyewitness video from the scene of today's ICE shooting in California appears to (you guessed it) contradict officials' claims that the man "weaponized" his vehicle. The car is reversing and the agents appear to be well clear of it.

Bruce coming out hot and bringing Tom Morello with him. They did a rousing version of Clampdown.

never forget

Also, tough break losing Austin Hays, but he's excited to see what Derek Hill can do

Again, I just want to point out that we will get the most boring president available in 2028. This country is going to swing to as boring as possible.

me to the deep state

The media told us, based on the amount of coverage they devoted to it, that the number one military-related issue of the 2024 campaign was whether Tim Walz retiring from the National Guard after 21 years was too soon or not.

Love to live in a country where the leader just sundowns into increasingly violent fantasies and we have to wonder if he “means it.”

it’s very funny to come on bluesky and implore everyone to call their reps, this is the nerd website, we are way ahead of you. go explain what a government is to the people on threads

😭😭😭

it's really so beside the point by now, but i cannot believe people gave this psychotic motherfucker a second chance.

Yeah, well it's not so great down here either, ABC News.

An entire civilization might die tonight, so I need to get that Trademark Office Action response finished and filed…

it is never, ever, ever just one the last one set herself on fire and died

I'm really running out of things I can say online about this without getting myself arrested.

BERMAN: Do you think Congress should have a vote if the United States is going to make a whole civilization die? MIKE LAWLER: John, you are parsing here BERMAN: I was quoting

the psychic damage of being online and aware this morning is staggering

Rep. Mike Lawler: "I don't support making a whole civilization die, but ... "

Me, working on my deadlines like we aren’t spiraling into a world war…