Must be nice to have a functioning justice system.

I'm just a girl begging the Angels to put Mike Trout at DH. Seriously, someone needs to have an intervention with him and tell him that under no circumstance will he play centerfield ever again.

If that child dies, his parents should be charged with murder and their other kids taken away. This is just fucking ridiculous that anyone is allowed to do this to their children and basically say "I'd do it again if given the chance".

If you’re an American service member who gets killed in a retaliatory strike, your family can take comfort in the fact that it was done in service of making the host of Celebrity Apprentice feel like a big man for a minute, before he moved on to something else and forgets about this forever

Whenever I text someone “on my way” im going to accompany it with this picture

The New York Times smeared AOC for saying “um”

Never in a million years did I ever fathom when I resurrected the Epstein story in 2018 that it would lead to first arrest of a British Royal in four centuries. Not since King Charles I was arrested in 1647. open.substack.com/pub/jkbjourn...

Donald Trump is mentioned about 40,000 more times in the Epstein files than Prince Andrew is, in case anybody in this country wants to fucking do something about that.

Talladega Muppets

He looks like he just visited the Estee Lauder counter at Macy’s to find that perfect foundation.

Months before death by suicide, aide texted colleague she had an affair with her boss, Rep. Tony Gonzales www.cbsnews.com/news/tony-go...

Overtime!

MJ Lenderman steps into the Tiny Desk spotlight, delivering wry lyricism, fiddle-driven melodies, and a perfect mix of humor and heart. zurl.co/EnMrS

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Can someone please sign Zack Littell?

Having seven guys, most of whom have absolutely no idea what they're doing, running the entire federal government does not seem to be working out so great.

notorious radical left communist rag says tax the rich

To the extent it existed, the nativist era of consolidated European whiteness Trump and his allies pine for — the era of “greatness” they’d like to resurrect — was an anomaly and an outlier in U.S. history. www.ms.now/opinion/elon...

Here’s the piece the White House is threatening NY Fed economists over in case you wanna read it: libertystreeteconomics.newyorkfed.org/2026/02/who-...

Yeah, I got news for Andy Beshear: people in Kentucky do know how their neighbors voted and do know how their neighbors worship, because every one knows everything in the small towns of Kentucky. I guarantee you that they think about that before helping others.

The horror stories rolling in from Minnesota are just the tip of the iceberg. This 20-year-old, who's lawfully present in the country, was arrested for being Latino, then jailed in a filthy cell where he couldn't even sit down. 18 days of illegal detention. democracyforward.org/wp-content/u...

This is why we need every single lawyer, paralegal, and law student to sign up for 1-866 OUR VOTE (Election Protection). It is nonpartisan, counts as pro bono work, and is truly rewarding. I've done it for 24 years. Lawyers Committee For Civil Rights Under Law organizes it and runs it.

So, now we are mad at LeBron James? It looks like y’all just want to be mad. Big toddler behavior.

Honestly, the Obamas should sell their home and bank that money - because they absolutely live rent free in this jerk's head.

I appreciate the Times keeping in AOC's um and removing everyone single one from Donald Trump for a decade

I’m all for a good conspiracy theory, but Louis DeJoy was appointed in May 2020.

This super sweet female young cat was found in Bushwick. She's currently staying on a terrace because the cats living in that house are not very friendly, and she is looking for either a foster or a forever home. If anyone can help, please send me a DM

Via PBS News Hour, Marco Rubio, US Secretary of State, today endorsed Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán. "Your sucess is our sucess," Rubio said. Orbán, of course, has been the model for controlling the news media as a way to stay in power. www.pbs.org/newshour/wor...

My reaction to the old high and mighty "I'm not voting for the lesser of two evils" is don't help the MORE evil one, you child, you dupe.

I remember when Trump getting elected in 2016 was going to wake everyone up when they saw how bad he was.

MLK, Washington and Lincoln Should All Have National Holidays; Boot Columbus Day, which was never about Columbus in the first place, and it all comes togehter. talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/in-wh...

A federal judge has ordered the Trump administration to restore the slavery exhibit that the National Park Service removed in Philadelphia www.inquirer.com/news/philade...

Happy Bun Day to all who celebrate! Please honour our traditions of spanking people while they are still in bed, yelling "BOLLA BOLLA BOLLA!" and then demanding they give you a creamy bun!

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

The Dow was at 43,488 when Trump took office. It just hit 50,000. So if you had invested $43,488 in the US, you would now have $50,000. But if you had invested the same amount in the rest of the world, you would now be worth $60,000. Lemme do a expla-youtube-nation www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYL5...

If Denmark wins this game, we should take Greenland.

“Among the great mass of non-voters I am confident that leaders should and will discern my specific non-vote as being about my specific issues and therefore move their positions toward mine to convert my non-vote into a vote (and somehow ignore all of the other non-votes).”

This is incredible. You couldn’t make this up. Literally saying that the most powerful thing you could do in electoral politics is to act exactly like a person who is only vaguely aware of who Donald Trump is.

The weaponization of mass detention is the point. With Prof. Linus Chan on the vaporization of due process and @andreapitzer.bsky.social on mass detention and warehousing Amazon-style. shows.acast.com/amicus-with-...

In case you don’t know this is Senator John Husted of Ohio. 😡

Once again, Kristi Noem and her agents tell a story about being attacked and shooting somebody in self-defense. And once again, the story collapses. This time, the damning video didn't show up till after the shooting. How many other times have they lied where no video is available to expose them?

Cancelled citizenship ceremonies and interviews are another part of Trump’s immigration crackdown www.cnn.com/2026/02/12/u...

It gets said a lot, and it's incredibly trite at this point, but imagine a Democratic operative conspired with a pedophile pimp to take down the head of a Christian church. I guarantee it would be more than a blip in the news cycle.

Once more: Columbia could have fought; it chose not.

A towering dark chocolate muffin as pretty as I usually gaze longingly at in coffee shops, made simply at home: one bowl, unfussy ingredients, heavenly aroma. smittenkitchen.com/2022/05/doub...

CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! (I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)

I would like to hear Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski call a baseball game

My position is that I do not intend to vote for Gavin Newsom in a Democratic primary, that I would vote for any Democrat against JD Vance in a general election, and that Hasan Piker is both an idiot and a bad person.

Why do they have to interview these kids right after one of the worst days of their lives. Let him go somewhere quiet without the glare.