Shit. If Acuña hadn’t gotten that, that probably would have tied the game

Boo louder. More. MORE.

Kruk working blue right at 10:00 p.m. ET, the man knows his TV rules

If you see this, post something orange from your gallery

The fact there was a mass shooting with EIGHT dead today and it barely made the front page of any news site tells you everything you need to know how fucked up we are as a country. https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/19/us/shreveport-mass-shooting-dead-children.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share

never before has a police report helped a player's draft stock

>European cruise lines are the only ones willing to run the Hormuz blockade Someone help me I think I’m having a stroke

I am glad the rest of the nation gets to experience John Kruk for an evening.

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

2026 Kyle Schwarber Home Run to Single ratio 7 home runs 6 singles

Execute that fan

Kruk in a suit is so unnatural that it opened a new portal to hell somewhere* *we’re already in it

These corporate Kabletown fucks have our man Krukker in a suit smdh

Gonna spend the next two years spamming every elected Dem about the concept of "damnatio memoriae." Chisel his name off every inscription. Build over the various Trump Towers like they're Nero's Golden House. Remove him from physical memory, not to forget but as a sign of disrespect to the man.

lol they made Kruk wear a suit!

Looks like the end times are approaching at the Bank.

Good evening. “The Mets” was a sociological study conducted over 65 years. The study is now complete. Thank you for your time.

FWIW, the answer to this question is “no”

“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.

Tim Curry, the absolute legend, turns 80 today. This man took huge swings.

not the vicar of christ with another absolute banger of a post

We are way closer to Pontifex Maximus quoting Zizek than I would like “the horror of modernity is not that bad people do bad things — they always do. It's that good people do horrible things thinking they are doing something great.”

Ah nice to see the old non-denial denial again.

A Whole Regime, motivated by a single Premise: "Donald Trump has to stay out of Prison"

Dan Vladar rules

Take that, bumblebees.

I am going to kill and eat the Elijah Wood Happy Feet penguin

Porter Martone gonna get "never have to pay for a beer in this city" status before he can even drink

Man the powerplay is garbage.

This is asking for ghosts. You’re paying for ghosts.

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did you guys know we have *multiple* brazilian jamie drysdale fan pages on this site

LeTang: What French astronauts drink

NASA and Mamdani are proving that Americans are desperate to see their money spent in ways they feel good about. This, however, is not the same thing as simply spending the money on things we would feel good about but never know happened. People need to be able to see it.

Anyway go Flyers

I like that NHL teams have permanent anthem singers, but um, some of them need to hang it up.

Important Italian-American update

Felix Reyes is already the Phillies all-time HR leader for guys named Felix

In an administration brimming with moral degenerates, RFK Jr keeps finding ways to stand out.

All three runs in that inning are unearned.

They need to rename everything in the entire stadium after Harry and give his widow a shit pot full of money

When does the flyers game start? I thought it was at 8, do they wait until the other game is over?

Phillies to homer in first career at-bat:   Today Felix Reyes 8/9/2023 Wes Wilson 9/8/1998 Marlon Anderson 7/17/1988 Ricky Jordan 9/14/1949 Ed Sanicki 4/19/1938 Heinie Mueller 4/21/1898 Bill Duggleby

Ok I guess he was ready to be called up.

Felix Reyes just took Chris Sale deep in his first MLB at-bat. He was so hype his helmet flew off between first and second base. What a cool moment.

HOLY SHIT WELCOME TO THE SHOW FELIX REYES

You could probably get AI made illegal if you showed Trump how it refuses to say there was election fraud in 2020