Weird that we have a planet-wide magnetic defense system that self activates when the sun decides to attack but it is very pretty

How good the Sixers will be is still an open question but I'll treasure every win with these!

we don’t transform our most feared predators into loving pets through generations of careful selection anymore. we have had hundreds of years to make a bear that can live in your house and we just….didn’t

Donald Trump’s businesses have applied to bring in at least 1,880 seasonal workers via H-2A and H-2B visas since 2008.

Oh come on, are the writers on furlough too?

It was always a lie that the focus would be deporting the worst of the worst. To get Dreamer/DACA status basically meant you were a Girl Scout or Boy Scout. And it's silly because many of these people got educated here since 2012 and now we're losing that talent and skill. 🤷🏾‍♀️

love that Nick Nurse’s gameplan in these critical end of game moments seems to be “I don’t know, Maxey, figure it out”

Turns out poor people spent a lot of money on tea and sugar *because they were poor* and that was their inadequate replacement for unaffordable things like cooking fuel, food with actual nutritional content, and enough calories to slave away over a loom for 12 hours.

I am kind of sitting here mouth agape as I realize that the thing that really got eight Democrats to cave was a provision which provides backdoor criminal and civil immunity to them personally by making it functionally impossible to ever investigate the Senate

There has never been any question about this, it has been Johnson's stated position this whole time, and it's what House rules and precedents unambiguously require. Seating new members takes automatic priority over any other business. They've only been delaying by not doing any business at all.

The Eagles are 7-2 with tiebreakers over the Rams, Packers, and Bucs and I feel like someone could still be fired tomorrow morning.

Giving Philadelphia the greatest football teams theyve ever seen in their lives and having them win games in such an annoying frustrating way has to be some sort of experiment being conducted on us

they're gonna show that game on a loop at CIA black sites for years

"ESPN apologizes for airing this presentation of the National Football League."

okay now I actually want to talk about what the fuck that 4th down call was about

Let's never talk about that again

eagles win

I’ve never hated a win more

I mean it’s a win but I’d understand if both teams got a loss tonight.

Is there somehow an outdoor carbon monoxide leak at the stadium?

What the hell is happening.

Well that was fucking stupid

The Packers, of all teams, commit an illegal formation penalty and fumble the ball on 4th and 1 trying to drive for the win?

Defense bails Patullo out again (assuming he can kneel the ball correctly).

Eagles trying real hard for the tie.

Saquon chewing up 5 yards a clip, perfect time to throw twice. I cannot stand Patullo.

Fire Patullo man. Like what are we doing here????

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packers and eagles are going to meet again in the playoffs and the final score will be 51-47

Won’t get talked about enough: A.J. Brown throwing multiple blocks downfield out ahead of Barkley on the screen. TD to DeVonta on the next play.

Damn Archie Manning certainly sounds like a Manning.

Hey look, they remembered the forward pass exists!

At this point I’d let Dan Campbell do it.

This is a game of two really talented teams with two really bad gameplans/play callers/decision makers.

Just 106 puppies running around on a cold field.

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I know, everybody should leave X, but I think an exception should be made solely for Joyce Carol Oates so she can keep wounding Musk's withered soul on his own site and he can't do a thing about it.

This is the same amount of offense we would have gotten in a Phillies-Brewers NLCS

Can Howie call the offensive plays? I think we should give it a shot.

In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes. The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last. The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes. Why? It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.

How about we pass the ball down the field

Nice stop

You have AJ Brown and 3 timeouts and you handed it off. Fire Kevin Patullo.

This game is a moral abomination

Still processing the inanity of this cave, like, "We're going to make Republicans go on record that they want to destroy the ACA." You mean the motherfuckers who radicalized in opposition to it & voted to repeal it, like, 22 times? You're finally getting them on record? Really impressed over here

Analytics is telling me that the Eagles won’t win if they don’t score.

You can’t be online or watch TV for 5 minutes without a sports betting ad and AI is telling teenagers to commit suicide but weed gummies are amongst the greatest threats to the American way of life apparently

Another run call after two that lose yards?