Fuck the Dodgers. Imma use The Show to make them the worst team in baseball. I long to break them.

LET HIM COOK

A 70-year-old lady went inside of the Tim Hortons to fight a 17-year-old employee AND 20-year-old manager. She ended up pulling a chunk out of the manager's hair, they was rolling around on the floor! But that lady had congestive heart failure and died after fighting.

Whole new meaning to fight to the death.

a socialism with national characteristics, you might even call it. a national so--

"too big to fail" is a conspiracy by big big to sell more fail

I’m sorry I only accept Taylor Lorenz-initiated discourses if she’s posting them on here. we must to stop relying on imported discourses from hostile foreign powers like X Dot Com to fuel our posting wars, as a matter of Bluesky national security and poster sovereignty

that's right...part of THE jobs report...

Oldie - but still makes me chuckle.

hey babe how about some sex. no not at my nice house furnished by all my landlord money. i got a lead on a place with a bunch of dead birds in it

bloomin onion more like zoomin onion amirite

so are we using some special definition of "land locked" here because Seattle is maybe the city in the US that is least land locked as I understand the term

A joke I've heard and told is that if antizionism isn't antisemitism could someone please let antizionists know this

I have been told over and over again that conflating Israel and American Jews is anti Semitic and yet here we are

Apropos of nothing, go fuck yourself RFK Jr

Era of Good Feelings Two: Democratic Boogaloo

Theyre trying to be Turning Point and I dont think Turning Point is doing particularly well rn.

Was helping organize costumes at my dance studio yesterday. We found a box full of clown costumes labeled All Clowns. Ive never seen so many clashing colors and patterns

can’t wait to get paid in Paddy’s Dollars

“The U.S. and Israel bombed Ahmadinejad to free Ahmadinejad but the plan failed after Ahmadinejad did not enjoy being bombed as much as he thought he would. Meanwhile, the Kentucky 6th district has deposed its representative due to his opposition to pedophilia.” Sure. Fine. Whatever. I give up.

congratulations to james wood on the single coolest thing you can do as a batter that doesn’t involve a walkoff

Isaac Chotiner floating overhead in a hot air balloon: So for you there’s a distinction between “working” somewhere and “running” it. Can you elaborate?

THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU is a lesson in contrasts. On the one hand, it's plot is as thin as cheesecloth. On the other, just watching some dude in a Mando suit and a bunch of puppets putter around is very entertaining! Full review is live at The Film Maven. thefilmmaven.com/the-mandalor...

woke 1.0 nonsense from a smoothbrained dipshit

this is very off-putting, if you ask me.

I Confronted a Candidate for Governor On the Biggest Issue Facing California: Can He Show Sufficient Deference to Me, Personally?

You just know we're solemnly sending them down that slide for one last ride

^This. If their first response is always "But the Democrats!" then they are not worth listening to. If the first people they blame for Trump's actions are Jeffries and Schumer and not Johnson and Thune, then they are not worth listening to. How hard is it to say, "Trump and the GOP fucking suck"?

Good! Im excited for this to inexplicably make like $400 million domestic. Id love to hit $1 Billion in my movie league

Average bluesky experience: "Damn, it's raining ☹️" Someone 4 timezones away: "no it isn't? 🤨"

Of all the Paxton scandals, the "accidentally" stealing another lawyer's fancy pen is to me the most indicative.

baseball discourse on bluesky dot app today

FWIW I expect him to try this *this* election (or early in 2027), because a Dem-controlled Congress will ruin everything for him and his cronies--they need not only impunity but secrecy. However, given his plummeting and already quite awful approval ratings, I expect it will end poorly for him.

So this is why this webbed site broke?

shrimp + YA author = Georgian

Heated Rivalry is homophobic, Astro Boy is homophobic feminist dreck, Diné tv shows are homophobic, grotesquerie is generally homophobic, insufficient serotonin is homophobic. Masscult under Trumpism is inherently homophobic. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.

fuuuuuuck

For everyone else in this country, falling asleep on the job gets you fired. Just saying.

Purposefully shitposting at a historical inauguration for bisexuals is a form of Dutchphobia

defense spending on purposefully incorrect prediction market bets to cover up actual insider trading might actually be the stupidest conceivable use of tax dollars and that is really saying something

I want a congressional investigation into this picture

Many are asking

If you live in a blue state & struggle to understand what Democrats stand for, I suggest moving to Tennessee. Absence makes the heart grow fonder!

Turns out "Move Fast and Break Things" is not a viable long term business strategy.

Hes a normal cook dont worry.

“Gabagool” has intense proxy pro-alt-right vibes.

Someone tell me where all these black clothes came from?

i’ve only seen one brief clip of Jonathan Haidt’s NYU commencement speech but it’s him saying purple is his favorite color and then immediately mispronouncing “2026”

Holy shit this thread is horrible. (Ty OP for sharing I had no idea about this case)