I’ve seen ENOUGH, JB PRITZKER WINS the nomination for Governor

Bathroom bills are bizzare. Im a woman and have used the mens room accidentally so often. Recently at the airport tired af. And just on Friday I was at a show and the toilets in the women's went out. We all had to use the mens before that went...

it has been a hard year for us nothing ever happens chuds

Michael from The Good Place voice: Arizona figured it out‽ This is a new low.

why is this mf disabling the security cameras like oceans 11

Jordan Jamboree Classic Posts As They Were Meant To Be Seen

They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.

literally so true mr president

Quick, nobody tell Taylor Lorenz. Or maybe tell her so she'll stop calling people ableist and saying they want to do eugenics against disabled people if they say mRNA vaccines are good, actually.

some of y’all have internalized ableism against evil nonces who look like they were vomited on by a Hot Topic clearance rack and it shows 👶

No one was more comically wrong than people who said the murder of Charlie Kirk would unify the broader American right when in fact it has led right-wing influencers to create Sunni and Shia Islam from first principles

this presidency is living evidence anyone who said 'it can't get worse' is a fucking moron

lol USAID was already doing that also the “organization of public diplomacy” you’re looking for is (or was) the US Department of State.

I was told that the anti-USAID camp is actually an extremely small subfaction that has no real influence on anyone or anything

I think I understand wrestling now.

An absolute failure of a film only being considered the best movie of the year in certain things and the second best movie of the year in certain things

Sinners and One Battle After Another going the distance in the awards circuit is great. Two big, angry, personal swings about American rot and beauty that felt like you were watching instant classics well before you left the theater. That's what the movies are all about.

congratulations to nba2k's michael b jordan for his oscar win

I dont think theres a better feeling than when your favorite character survives a very bloody book. Now to start more waiting.

"Ugly Americans" was a show that on average was not particularly good, but occasionally was incredibly good. "Kill Mark... Kill!" Is probably the highest density of highly original and entertaining jokes of any episode of TV I've ever seen. For a show that was, on average, not that great.

I'm currently wearing a 60/40 mix of dead plants and very very very old dead plants, in fact

*kiss* *poof* Miss Piggy: I want the frog back

"How Israel got a blank check" is answered by "Americans Elected Donald Trump" and it really is that simple

poster leftists really struggling with their chosen outcome here

The girls are fightinnggggg

We are in a payment dispute with Nick "The Knife-Throwing Comedian" Valase. If he throws any knives at you or your car, please notify management.

darn

Yep! If I’m, for instance, an employee of MMFA watching Fox News eight hours a day and I’m like “you know what? Jesse Watters is right, Democrats *do* suck,” you need to go outside and smoke a cigarette.

Boca Raton, FL Mayor (Trump +13) Thomson leads by 1 vote following a machine recount, flipping the seat to Democrats. 🔵 Andy Thomson – 7,568 (39.62%) 🔴 Mike Liebelson – 7,567 (39.61%) 🔴 Fran Nachlas – 3,967 (20.77%)

I feel like this admin could do with having fewer degenerate drunks in prominent positions

yes, I absolutely adore this about New Vegas "I am going to shoot Benny right in his smarmy face" is a great hook, and by the time you find the asshole you're interested enough in everything else that's happened on the way to want to keep going

I could have gone to bed literally thirty seconds ago, why didn't i do that

Red Empire very good.

or if you'd rather go through the more conventional disclosure channel, try this one

*and 155$ billion for the state department*

Fr Stancil’s greatest weakness/strength is his steadfast refusal to ever log off even for one minute

it is the year 2026 and i just had to download a printer driver because windows somehow forgot my printer can print on both sides. computers were a mistake.

Its actually Difficult Difficult Lemon Difficult

Azaelia Banks hacked the Ai thingy on X

OK guys, let’s divide this up. Let’s have only half of us become experts in oil production, shipping & refining. That way the other half can become experts in oil markets.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Oh, yeah, also, just to give everyone a sense of the scale of the invasion we're talking about, here's Hormuz and environs off the East Coast. Also, half of this is mountains. Also, drones fly so maybe it doesn't even work.

every single day it's more obvious how sexually loaded all this stuff is. youre getting dommed by a broadway fop.

i am in principle in favor of the middle east stopping all oil production. however,

I normally think that this kind of thinking is an overrated explanation for these things, but Platner being a popular bartender and possible coke dealer in DC like 10-15 years ago would explain why he gets away with so much.