It would be a shame if it turns out this drugs main side effect is chronically itchy anus disease

Voters : we dont like what you’ve been voting for or prioritizing so we’re gonna give this person a shot Incumbents : this is anti democratic and will be the end of this political party forever, you people need me ,you’re ingrates, you entitled pieces of shi

The only people more afraid of slightly more progressive policies in politics than Republicans are Democrats

Kind of weird that a professional political operative doesnt seem to understand your safest seats are where you want the most ready to push an agenda and the tossup seats are for mealy mouthing about girls in sports and abortion with limits

I read this as Cheri Oteri and was confused

Susan Collins : stop saying my judge was the deciding vote to kill roe dont put in the papers my judge was the deciding vote to kill roe

Guys science found my will to live

My brain on an all hands zoom meeting when i have nothing to present and no questions to answer but my attendance is still required

They don’t hate the Democratic Party They hate the current strategic direction, morals, and ethics of the Democratic Party and wish to change them This is literally what representative democracy looks like

Dan Goldman? more like finished Silver, man

imagine if House Democrats were capable of listening to the base

Mamdani : campaigns for and helps progressives win Democratic House Leader : he's made powerful enemies not me tho haha i like him haha but u know other people

is there anything more pleasing in life than a multiple term incumbent voted out in a primary hoarsely sobbing in a Wawa bathroom

Conservatives can't operate without billionaire backing and they are genuinely confused and enraged at the notion people care about things for free

People : nobody can afford the gas tho

if I have a single gripe with the Horizon Zero Dawn series it's that Erend never once calls Aloy 'eyebrows' like cmon he'd 100% do that

won't anyone think of the incumbents 😔

injecting this whole thread like

is there anything more pleasing in life than a multiple term incumbent voted out in a primary hoarsely sobbing in a Wawa bathroom

I would go past “true believers” to note this is far more of a mob/gang situation in which all of them have committed rampant crimes Except in this case the mob boss has Pardon power There is no better tool to control the guilty

It is not extreme as a worker to put the working class needs above the oligarchs class

He never met a nazi policy he didnt love

Every state treasurer or auditor or anyone who understands fucking money understands drives to eliminate income taxes are just oligarchs trying to destroy state governments Because states Cannot Run Deficits

Chuck Schumer rn

You are not going to like the answer but this is the UK’s current limit in glow up lookmaxxing technology

These things are so fun

Darializa Avila Chevalier : omg i defeated an incumbent handily despite being outraised and left for dead AOC : omg me tooooo DAC : did we become best friends AOC : super best friends

you're laughing george conway failed to win a democratic primary for a safe seat in NYC and you're laughing

Darializa Avila Chevalier : omg i defeated an incumbent handily despite being outraised and left for dead AOC : omg me tooooo DAC : did we become best friends AOC : super best friends

any time a five term incumbent is defeated in a primary is a lol lmao moment but in this case I'm going to add a lolllll

you're laughing george conway failed to win a democratic primary for a safe seat in NYC and you're laughing

I guess Brad Landered the airplane

*Yankee Candle HQ* man running upstairs, out of breath, clutching paper copy of Onion to his chest, bursting into conference room : HAVE YOU HEARD AB- Assembled executives : yes we heard and we're already got a proof of concept in the lab

TIL we have an officer called Lieutenant General Admiral

I want someone in the White House press corps to ask trump if hes tired of liberals algaenging up on him

Trump : VANDALS NYT :

When we learned about duck and cover in school back in the 80s I didn’t think it was gonna be about the reflection pool

We finally built the wall Promises made Promises kept Chexmix libtards

The great wall of lincoln

I legit had no idea they drove the entire fucking motorcade over this shit lol absolute bananas

republicans are most mad about the iran war because if he'd just done cuba instead and got another 24 hour win they'd have locked in Florida for 1000 years instead of jacking their gas and gas station boner pills prices

we're going to be greeted as liberators

Without saying the title, spoil a movie: all of them die in the end

people shitting on red states on the regular have to understand most people (whites included) in those states are living under literal corrupt occupation thanks to republican judges and politicians holding onto everything since reconstruction

NFL : we'd let him in but the bookies have already taken the bets and established the odds so our hands are tied

RFK Jr looking off into space thinkin bout that dead raccoon's dick

you don't have to fight with someone sometimes you can just unfollow them and mute them and go about your life

its a 'go get a diet coke from the fridge only to find the opened still cold diet coke on my desk' kind of a brain day

dropping off the 6month old at daycare

So pardon/commutations for the Praireland defendants should be a base level ask for any Dem presidential nominee