“steadily contributing to America’s tax base for decades — an estimated $96.7 billion in 2022 (the latest year on record) alone” Once again this whole america first shit is basically slamming our scrotum in a kitchen drawer over and over again screaming USA USA

Drove the kia to the levFUCK

imagine like if the virgin mary got into nonprofits after the crucifixion

you know that in any green room or board meeting or anything else that Erika Kirk enters in her new era as TPUSA Chief Widow she will address any criticism or pushback on any of her ideas with 'well my husband DIED for you' and kill the conversation dead

democrats who think this third way bullshit will work and they'll get struggling trumpists to flip should really read more of these reports because no they fucking won't

man : loses sick wife, loses job, loses back pay son : do u think maybe Trump might not be a great dude man : i'd still vote for him

the worst is when you get that cross with the one wonky wheel so it just goes all over the place and don't get me started on people who leave their crosses in a parking space and don't take them back to the cross corral

Directors Guild of America announces new ruling on minimum number of BWAAAA BWAAAA soundtrack noises per film to qualify for inclusion in oscar race www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/...

I've never seem a more performative clownshow

CA citizens : what u mean there might be less cops and harder to recruit replacement cops oh no oh dear oh me o my

that's just leakage from where Charlie ended up

They’re going to see bird shit on Charlie Kirk statues and scream that some liberal bagged birdshit and threw it on the statue

Once again you learn one fact “ if you get this one disease one time you immune forever“ and apply it to every other fucking case People incapable of ingesting new knowledge after age 7

press : so you're gonna cave right schumer: i never said i was gonna cave don't put in the paper i said i wasn't gonna cave press : so you're not gonna cave? schumer : i never said that

The thing about unemployment rates and investment rates and climate change rates and cancer rates and education rates and neonatal outcome rates and insurance rates and mcchicken rates is they don’t give a shit if you publish the data The rate is still the rate and people notice

Lets not overlook

Honestly Megyn Kelly is 100% right Tom Homan is a legit American treasure, that’s the only shit we got left in the vault after 9 months

Hes a NATIONAL TREASURE

Waffle House takeout box

There’s a reason they’re cancelling every government funded study and every publication of actual data in every field under the sun right now Simple solutions demand simple “it’s working and if you disagree you’re a leftist terrorist” tweets, not data

The H1B Visa bullshit is a nice reminder that there is literally no policy objective that can be done with an easy one line tweet solution but for people with a fundamental need for Simple I Alone Can Fix it solutions delivered by a proxy Daddy, such truth will forever elude them

I’m just saying it’s perfectly possible to do an AI Charlie Kirk screaming in hell going “oh my God I was wrong the whole time oh my God”

“But you’re still gonna deploy it in law, medicine and early childhood education right” “Well duh”

I mean this means anyone can make AI charlie say anything he never said and that feels like an opportunity for real comedy

I guess if they’re right that Charlie Kirk had a special bullet stopping body by the power of christ its good the bullet didn’t hit his forehead because it would have shattered and ricocheted and taken out 5 people in the front row

We’re gonna see evangelicals with bullets on gold chains instead of crosses at this rate

These reports are rife with inaccuracies as they do not survey a single household making over $100,000 a year

But they were all of them deceived for an eighth ring was made

"The man who received the posts said that as he was only sent promotional posts of schoolgirls – there were no boys in school uniform, for example – there appeared to be “an aspect of sexualisation”" And there it be

We’re at the point where fox news would cheer nuns being murdered in chicago if they were protesting for immigration reform

Don Williams

Literally none of these takes address the fact that one oligarchs controls the entire algorithm and chooses what gets boosted or not

“So here’s the $50,000 question —“

They mocked me for wearing Walmart jeans and new balance sneakers, but really I’m doing it as a service to women

So cool that the guy that shut this investigation down is now a federal appeals judge

He’s accepting a lot more from the private prison industry

can't wait for my invitation to the Lockheed Martin Grand Opening White House Meta Ballroom, brought to you by Palantir and Goya Beans

We know nobody’s going on record because he fucking made it up at 4 AM and tweeted it out

There’s no way this memorial to Kirk doesn’t go off the rails because every speaker is going to try and one up each other Maga will be rolling out of the arena in a hoverround convoy looking for people with purple hair to murder

Thinking back to those Jump You Fuckers signs outside buildings in Wall Street in 2008

There are fewer than 300 children’s hospitals in the United States. If your child (or most neonates) needs any form of intensive, specialized, or prolonged care, these are all there are. Would you want your child at a hospital that just fired 150 staff and is no longer hiring for unfilled positions?

I wonder if networks will cut away when Stephen Miller yells ARE THERE ANY QUEERS IN THE THEATER TONIGHT

States are going to take taxpayer money and dump it straight into Prager U Democrats should be announcing that every action here is going to be immediately overturned the second they have congressional power

Hey, what do you think is more likely guys: Indian firms and US firms start hiring more US workers Or Indian firms and US firms start the biggest offshore program to do the work in India and China you’ve ever seen in your life causing a net drop in jobs for US workers

didn't this letter just give everyone who gets any kind of social media shit grounds for a first amendment lawsuit or

straight up misgendering Jay into the bargain fuck these anti free speech cunts

the more iphones advance the less they actually understand my voice to text

you're laughing ice is asking you to stop criticizing them and you're laughing

okay but this sounds fucking amazing

Miran says, "Trump can't read, so I have to send him the tape"