nothing but a smoking fucking crater

yall think the Cali Senator race was feral wait till you see this primary

Our friends Wings and Aji up in northern New Mexico need some help distributing grocery gift cards for people in their area who lost SNAP. I'm sending $50. I'm going to make and post a fruit or vegetable drawing of choice for the first 10 people who match my donation.

me and who

Jon Jon ur doing 89 mph Jon Jon the bridge embankment JO-

brendel being held down while his citizens bank card is scanned at the lego store

Ross Douthat *through tears* : but what if i have to compete with a woman on the merits

personal anecdote that is real shit and this is the world republicans want to drag us back to

treat military moobs

means testing things that are good for society is just poisoned puritan brain at work it's more expensive for taxpayers than just FEEDING THE FUCKING CHILDREN

can't even make tit compliments anymore because of woke

Read this and picture what the bucket of feral crabs is going to look like when dear leader is immortalized in bronze and his scattered empire of fake gold plated shitters and bitcoin wallets is up for grabs

They should post billboards outside the base showing ice agents eating free hot sandwiches delivered by the Salvation Army

these testimonies make it 100% clear nobody in ICE thinks of themselves as the bad guy they're all army rangers in black hawk down surrounded by 1000 somalis with RPGs while joe strummer plays in their beats headphones there is no reconciliation here

Hungry mad dudes with access to crew served weaponry awesome

these testimonies make it 100% clear nobody in ICE thinks of themselves as the bad guy they're all army rangers in black hawk down surrounded by 1000 somalis with RPGs while joe strummer plays in their beats headphones there is no reconciliation here

Proud Boys Oregon has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award at the draw for the World Cup on Dec. 5 in Washington

i wonder who'll win lmfao

big ass UK labour vibes from this 'now we tack to the center' no the fuck you do not

live laugh tariffs

if you're wondering how maga is handling the mini blue wave, '19th amendment' is trending on shitter, the everything app

I am still laughing at this this is like me scratching cheeto crumbs out of my bellybutton on the couch critiquing olympic ice dancer triple lutzes personally I think Norway should have done a better job recruiting luge riders

RFK Jr : we have to ban this immediately

Guys we live in a pokeball and one day its gonna hatch a blastoise and kill us all

Republican in state where a potato with a flag pin can get elected Republican : "I don't know the candidate personally, but that goes that says, well, maybe we should do a better job in recruiting," Mullin said.

The people of NYC deserve way more tax revenue from this guy

Potatotown boy definitely doesn’t call people from Nigeria Nigerians

yea i want jennifer lawrence to call me back too and neither one should happen in a just world

time's almost up

move over J Jonah Jameson meme

its so neat how like every prepackaged food is made in like one plant in indiana

I mean Jones's texts were dumb but basically he was making the 'hitler stalin one gun one bullet joke' and talking about pissing on graves basically mid tier shitposting at worst

if i was doing dem social media I'd be going all over today going HEY REPUBLICANS CAN U SMELL THE MUSTARD

i sang this to myself when i posted it btw

its not even 10am and my portfolio is EXPLODING

so this seems significant

breaking

*pavarotti level voice* get fuuuUUUUUUUUUuuUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked

its pretty hilarious how trump can never accept any kind of blame or responsibility so when he killed the NJ tunnel project no NJ republicans could say shit about it and welp

lets go @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

Cuomo at victory party : ok the early returns aren't great but lets stay positive gang the gang :

"fuck them women"

I hope outside they heard a single voice in a bronx accent yell YOU SUCK

I hope he sells this on a hoodie

Sliwa not beating the allegations of being the 2nd best choice on the ballot

Me driving past all the ciattarelli yard signs this morning

Cant wait for the Baja bloods special

So we calling it a Mamdate right

Wish I could invest in stocks of use of the word “but” in op eds today

Mamdani won in spite of schumer and Jefferies, not because of them, and if yall think he doesn’t realize that and is gonna act accordingly Lol lmao